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The Crow

I went to see The Crow tonight. There were 6 of us in the theater. It was pretty awful; a grim, nihilistic, hipster, emo shitfest. The metaphysics were simplistic, primitive and superstitious. None of the characters had any redeeming qualities. I'm just glad I didn't pay for it. One star. 😴

Poor Bill Skarsgård.

by Anonymousreply 9December 23, 2024 4:49 AM

You willingly shelled out for a ticket to a movie rocking a solid 16% on Rotten Tomatoes? And you’re surprised? What exactly were you expecting?

by Anonymousreply 1August 24, 2024 4:20 AM

It has a 16% on RT? Ouch! Taking some stinky heat away from The Borderlands.

by Anonymousreply 2August 24, 2024 4:30 AM

I didn't pay for the ticket. I have a membership. Twenty bucks a month for unlimited movies. I usually go with a couple of friends on Friday evenings and one of them chose this one. Last week we saw the new Alien movie.

by Anonymousreply 3August 24, 2024 10:36 AM

So...it was an accurate remake. GOTCHA

by Anonymousreply 4August 24, 2024 11:05 AM

R1 is a colossal fail. Here's a guide for successful R1 posts. 1) Learn English, and reading comprehension up to a Jr. HS level. 2) Read the OP's opening statement and take notes if you have a low attention span. (This means you, R1.) 3) Write your R1 that shows you have read and understood OP's statement and have quickly returned with a pithy and witty riposte.

by Anonymousreply 5August 24, 2024 11:12 AM

R5, get a life.

by Anonymousreply 6August 24, 2024 11:16 AM

Does Bill Skarsgard get his kit off?

by Anonymousreply 7August 24, 2024 11:19 AM

LA Times

Review: Weighed down by too much muck and not enough myth, a slackly remade ‘The Crow’ flops

by Anonymousreply 8August 24, 2024 4:02 PM

I just watched this last night. I am highly upset.

I don't even think Trent Reznor doing the entire score could've saved this train wreck of a film.

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