The Crow
I went to see The Crow tonight. There were 6 of us in the theater. It was pretty awful; a grim, nihilistic, hipster, emo shitfest. The metaphysics were simplistic, primitive and superstitious. None of the characters had any redeeming qualities. I'm just glad I didn't pay for it. One star. 😴
Poor Bill Skarsgård.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 24, 2024 3:02 PM
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You willingly shelled out for a ticket to a movie rocking a solid 16% on Rotten Tomatoes? And you’re surprised? What exactly were you expecting?
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 24, 2024 3:20 AM
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It has a 16% on RT? Ouch! Taking some stinky heat away from The Borderlands.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 24, 2024 3:30 AM
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I didn't pay for the ticket. I have a membership. Twenty bucks a month for unlimited movies. I usually go with a couple of friends on Friday evenings and one of them chose this one. Last week we saw the new Alien movie.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 24, 2024 9:36 AM
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So...it was an accurate remake. GOTCHA
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 24, 2024 10:05 AM
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R1 is a colossal fail. Here's a guide for successful R1 posts. 1) Learn English, and reading comprehension up to a Jr. HS level. 2) Read the OP's opening statement and take notes if you have a low attention span. (This means you, R1.) 3) Write your R1 that shows you have read and understood OP's statement and have quickly returned with a pithy and witty riposte.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 24, 2024 10:12 AM
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Does Bill Skarsgard get his kit off?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 24, 2024 10:19 AM
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LA Times
Review: Weighed down by too much muck and not enough myth, a slackly remade ‘The Crow’ flops
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 24, 2024 3:02 PM
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