I remember being mesmerized by the guys in spandex in the ads for abdominal exercisers.
Did you have a favorite late-night infomercial?
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 3, 2024 2:07 AM |
Yeah the lady with the hand held blender back when it was a new thing. Byt usually anything that involved food
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 23, 2024 2:09 AM |
Yes. Anything by Cathy Mitchell.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 23, 2024 2:15 AM |
Nothing like being drunk on a weekend night and watching Cathy Mitchell make "apple pies" with canned sugary apple filling pressed between two pieces of Wonder Bread.
Cathy, cutting it open proudly, "And mine has SOME APPLES in it."
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 23, 2024 2:23 AM |
The tragically balding guy on the pooph room spray infomercials intrigues. He looks like fun in bed
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 23, 2024 2:25 AM |
The highlight of the Magic Bullet infomercials was Hazel!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 23, 2024 2:37 AM |
Cathy’s Xpress Readi Set Go infomercial is hypnotic . I like the part where the guy burns his mouth with the pizza.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 23, 2024 2:42 AM |
The ShamWow guy. He was cute and funny.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 23, 2024 2:55 AM |
All the Psychic Network ads particularly Dionne Warwick's.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 23, 2024 3:06 AM |
That AbShaper looks like what I need! I’m sold.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 23, 2024 3:11 AM |
In the early 90s, Cher and the wildebeest who sold hair products
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 23, 2024 3:13 AM |
Ronco's "set it and forget it" rotisserie oven. I never bought the oven but usually bought a buttery rotisserie chicken from the deli the next day!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 23, 2024 3:26 AM |
R6 and I'm going to cut through it like this. And do you hear that crisp! Always keep a box of Bisquick in the cupboard and a roll of Pilsbury Biscuits in the fridge!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 23, 2024 3:28 AM |
Late-night infomercials? Please. The very idea of being "mesmerized" by a bunch of men in spandex parading around like they’re doing something extraordinary is utterly absurd. If you want results, you don’t rely on gimmicks and flashy ads - you get down on the floor and work for it. No excuses, no nonsense. And if I ever catch you wasting your time on such trivialities, there will be consequences. Remember, discipline and hard work are what truly shape a person; not some ridiculous contraption on TV. Now, do we understand each other?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 23, 2024 3:29 AM |
Time-Life music compilations.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 23, 2024 3:38 AM |
Yup, the Cathy Mitchell commercials were very watchable, late at night. I liked it when she dropped a mini candy bar into cake mix.
HOWEVER, she did NOT have a warm and fuzzy demeanor. She actually had a mean and rushed edge to her delivery.
Ronco guy had a shyster edge.
David Venable on QVC is my all-time favorite for food appliances.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 23, 2024 3:59 AM |
R14 Yes these! I'm a xennial but I would watch those all the time , even the ones from the 40s and 50s....I was always retro obsessed.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 23, 2024 4:29 AM |
The late night Bowflex and Soloflex infomercials
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 23, 2024 6:10 AM |
As a teen I used to j/o to the Soloflex infomericals semi-regularly
Here's a 30-sec version but there were 30-min versions late at night with lots more glistening workout shots
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 23, 2024 6:47 AM |
Those Soloflex commercials. My God. Sat there late at night eating junk food while watching those.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 23, 2024 6:55 AM |
R14, I'm with you about Time-Life music.
I hit the couch late one Saturday (I had worked all day, was exhausted) and came thisclose to ordering a CD set of Music Barry Williams (yes, Greg Brady). A google search tells me I almost purchased 70s Music Explosion.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 23, 2024 9:33 AM |
I loved when Cathy Mitchell had a whole kitchenful of "set it and forget it" appliances and they'd be going off one after another (ding! ding! ding!) with gourmet treats like cornmeal batter with hot dog pieces in it, or the aforementioned mini cake-mix cakes with a tiny Snickers melted in the middle.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 23, 2024 6:06 PM |
Amazing Discoveries with Mike Levy was always an entertaining watch. For some reason this product fascinated me and was one of the few things I ever ordered from TV. It worked about as well as you’d expect. It transferred the image to the fabric but under a semi-flexible layer of plastic goo. Not really comfortable to wear.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 23, 2024 6:55 PM |
Early Mad TV spoofed the Mike Levy infomercials perfectly
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 23, 2024 7:01 PM |
Susan Powter fucked up my concept of fat for years. I still do that mental math to figure out the percentage of fat in a product
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 23, 2024 7:08 PM |
I've moved on from Cathy Mitchell's "Xpress Redi Set Go" small appliance infomercials. To her "Bake cupcakes and cook fish in the same pan" Turbo Cooker infomercials.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 1, 2024 3:47 AM |
One of my college friends and I found this infinite dress infomercial late one night and laughed our asses off at the absurdity.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 1, 2024 4:57 AM |
The ancestor of all these infomercials. What the hell kind of accent is that? "Parry-john"
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 1, 2024 6:56 AM |
R10, I bought those Lori Davis products, it was a whole kit. It was like putting Gorilla Glue in your hair. I can’t imagine she used the same products on Cher and Holly Hunter.
I’m sure I just threw them out after a few weeks.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 1, 2024 7:26 AM |
Jackie Gleason as The Chef of the Future.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 2, 2024 3:35 AM |
Speaking of the Time Life connection, I was obsessed with this one. I dont even like 40's music much but I would compu;seively watch it anytime it was on which was often
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 2, 2024 4:53 AM |
I was obsessed with this one and my mom actually bought it but it turned out be a piece of crap.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 2, 2024 5:08 AM |
[quote]I win...
Aww. I miss Suzanne.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 2, 2024 8:12 AM |
r31 that's a commercial, not an infomercial. You lose.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 2, 2024 8:59 AM |
Man, I think owning some of those T-L collections of music would be great... that Greg Brady infomercial was so compelling, but the post-purchase shame of actually making a purchase kept me from calling the 800#.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 2, 2024 10:45 PM |
I remember seeing an infomercial for the complete set of PeeWee's Playhouse! I can't remember who hosted it (not Paul Reubens) and I was so happy knowing that brilliant show wouldn't be forgotten. But I only saw the commercial once so maybe I hallucinated it.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 3, 2024 1:04 AM |
Lynne Marie Stewart played Miss Yvonne in that one, R37. And it was filmed on a playground?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | September 3, 2024 1:08 AM |
The Soloflex and similar ones were the closest thing to porn my 12 year old brain could find.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | September 3, 2024 1:18 AM |
Laurence Fishburne and Phil Hartman and S. Epatha Merkerson -- all of them played in Pee Wee's Playhouse!
by Anonymous | reply 42 | September 3, 2024 1:25 AM |
R5 won.
Magic bullet 100%.
It should be an example of masterful marketing.
It was dumb. It was cheesy.
But people got genuinely invested. The commercial had characters. A loose storyline. It was something
by Anonymous | reply 43 | September 3, 2024 1:31 AM |
Right before Ron Popeil would start his spiel on the Showtime rotisserie, he'd spray his bald spot with GLH (Great Looking Hair). He had the blonde hype lady that he hardly paid attention to.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | September 3, 2024 2:07 AM |