JD Vance Goes to a Donut Shop, Tries to Manufacture a Personality, and the Employees Don't Give a Fuck

'I'm running for Vice President...'

'...okay....I don't want to be put on film.'

Cringe.

This is the funniest thing I have seen all day.

"How long have you worked here?"

"Two years."

"Okay."

A true master class in social discourse.

Ron DeSantis 2.0

With charisma like this the dems don’t stand a chance. Vance was the perfect pick!

And to think, this guy thinks he can speak for ordinary people, yet he can't even have a polite conversation with them.

JV makes DeSatan look like Tom Hanks.

Some sprinkle stuff

at least they didn't make the real customers leave and bring in actors. like Kamala did.

JD is the reason the word vivacious was invented.

How to shut down a publicity stunt in one sentence.

"I don't want to be on film."

You think someone might've checked that beforehand.

Just a bunch of brain dead, tone deaf, fusterclucks running this campaign.

Good job, Steven Cheung, you smell like a bag of swamp trash.

He's been working so closely and for so long with Trump, Jr. that they have the same voice. There's no doubt in my mind that he will select Junior as his VP someday.

I see you're still retarded, r9.

Was I wrong in what I typed. Did the Harris campaign remove real customers and bring in fake ones? Yes or no?

What a fat pig. I think we know who the little Debbie thief was.

Phony AF

God how weird. Why does he act like someone is holding his couch hostage and forcing him to do these appearances? "Yeah donuts I guess, just throw some of that shit in a box or something."

It was obvious the donut shop staff didn’t give two fucks about this tool and wanted him to go away so they could get on with their day.

Here

My apoligies to the Autism Troll.

JD Vance: It's those holes in the middle that get me all excited!

R14 No. You idiot.

R19 Nice try, but that’s a right-wing rag. Next.

That woman who didn’t want be filmed made my day.

“Do you have any upholstered donuts?”

[quote]at least they didn't make the real customers leave and bring in actors. like Kamala did.

At the very least, they should have. Maybe replace JD Vance and his dead-head team with some actors, and spike up some interest by acting like normal people. That's what paid actors can do. They should've spent the money.

This was just painful to watch. My thoughts and prayers go out to him - he needs them desperately.

Okay...

"Well, that was a bust. Why don't we try Four Seasons Landscaping next?"

What an absolute loser weirdo. It’s like he’s auditioning for The Office.

She knows damn well who he is, she just don't wanna talk to his cringe ass.

Holy fuck that was painful to watch

Had he ever interacted with real people before? This is cringy.

Haha He thought he'd just walk on in and charm them like he's been told he could.

Colbert, if you're listening!

What a fucking weirdo. Are we sure he isn’t an alien or a robot?

Kamala can appoint him Ambassador To Appalachia, based in Butcher's Holler.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’m usually awful with body language but this guy looks so phony.

Saw a meme the other day that said “JD Vance looks like the mugshot of every man ever arrested for grooming children.” He really does. And that haircut is a hate crime. I’m here for it.

He seems very scary. His eyes look vacant. He’s like an automaton approximating human behavior (unconvincingly).

The Democratic party's strategy of "just let Vance be Vance" is working perfectly.

He's the king of Incelvania. Why anyone thought he was a good idea is beyond me.

COUCH FUCKER

"Some glazed, some sprinkle stuff, whatever makes sense" is what JD requests when the rent boys visit his room at the Bestwestern after a rally.

That was hilarious. Awkward, quiet unease. What a loser.

Peter Thiel has great taste in boyfriends!

I cannot stop laughing at this video clip. My god, what a gift Vance is to the Democratic Party.

Vance is such a hopeless dud.

His handlers should orchestrate things the way Kamala did by having patrons leave and replace them with supporters.

Or like this, as Biden makes a "surprise" visit to a Wawa in Philadelphia, with his handlers making sure before hand that the staff gets the message:

R45 how many times are you going to say the same thing?

Stfu and go back to truth social

R45 Bozo, this is my first post on this thread. What are you talking about?

R46 Hortense is doing her best to get attention.

R45 = JD

"JD Vance Fucks Couches"

Speaking of editing, there's a cut after she says 'okay' to his introduction. Maybe a quick admonishment from her boss?

I'm trying to give him a little benefit..a little awkwardness isn't a crime. Still though, he could have pretended a little interest in the donuts. Idk, maybe the selection wasn't a lot to work with. Neither was the staff.

It's like watching a traumatic brain injury survivor.

Awww. He probably has the same issues as Gus. What a difference love makes

What if the worst part is him introducing himself? It's stagey. Does he think the internet hasn't reached this woman? She either knows already or doesn't care... either works with the response 'okay' to this information.

He's obviously being directed to do these photo ops to seem more relatable. It's an impossible assignment.

Why would the Vance team put this video on the internet? They have to know it looks so bad.

Maybe somebody leaked it

It's not working! You'd think a hillbilly might react to sugary food.

This is how you can tell they don't really care about the people of this country and just do this shit for publicity and votes. Can't even strike up a normal, human, conversation. Fake af.

I would have thought if anybody could look enthusiastic about doughnuts, this man could.

Poor little Defuckto, still anxious, still alcoholic, still self loathing...

Is he eating pudding with his fingers?

I’m gonna start walking into places and asking people how long they’ve worked there, and when they answer, I’ll respond with “ok good”.

His human skin suit is ill fitting.

Demanding info from workers… what an asshle. He was humiliated to still order the donuts. What an asshole!

Good for the employee making it clear she didn’t want to be filmed. I dislike being filmed as well, so I get it, but even if I were an attention whore, I sure AF wouldn’t want to be filmed with some asshole who grew up in a dysfunctional home, with a mom who checked out on him through no fault of his own, overcame all of these obstacles against all odds, made it through Yale, & then decided to chuck a perfectly solid future in politics by taking up with a bunch of immoral ghouls & joining a con-man, grifter extraordinaire as his VP running mate.

This fucker has had the world offered to him, and THIS is what he decided to do with one of the rarest opportunities ever.

Fuck him. 🖕🏼

Well said r66

Talks AT the workers. Disregards the female with a “just cut her out”!waving his hands around. He announces “the Zoo is in town.” Like he’s starring in a 1980’s dirty beach comedy for teens. As if he’s starring in a Hunter S. Thompson story. The girl doesn’t give a shit. Hahahahahahaha He’s like the fat kid in Bad Santa as vp.

He stands there with his hands in his hips. Speaking to the help pose.

When you make Ron DeSantis look personable, maybe you shouldn't try to mingle with regular people.

He's certainly a flop in the donut department.

Please clap

R47 Careful of some of the bitter nellies here, they'll accuse you of spamming replies even though they're the ones more than likely doing so themselves.

Anyways I agree with you that orchestrating or at least knowing a little of who you're speaking with will help with embarrassments such as the one covergirl JD had here. There is a a reason you have campaign staffers to assist with these things, any high level executive needs this type of "handlers" too and you see it everyday in the corporate world.

R1, seriously, this is an example of why GenZ just doesn’t like older people. Vance is that type of person

In his defense, that’s the type of “customer service” that people of her category offer to everyone. Ever been to a post office?

NEXT!!!

The people at my local post office are unfailingly polite and good at their jobs even though they have to put up with angry entitled idiots and other customer service hazards all day.

Clearly his advance team hates him.

[quote]Demanding info from workers… what an asshole. He was humiliated to still order the donuts. What an asshole!

AND he didn't listen to their answers. He was talking at them - not to them. He's a huge asshole.

Genius.

I can't believe the campaign staff actually released this.

Did they really think this made Vance look good?

I think I seem very humble and relatable.

How long has this website been around? And how long have you been here? And you? And you?

There are so many things he could have asked to actually come across as relatable. Lets come up with simple questions based on the responses he received that would have made him come across as human.

How long have you been here? Two years? "Then you must know, which is your favorite donut? That's the one I want..". Easy...

He could have ordered donuts for the crew as they were standing there. He could have actually done a taste test. Something...

That went so well JD's clueless Daddy-Boss will feel envy, and have his people set up something similar for him. Trumpy in red cap in a burger bar interacting with the little people is sure to consolidate his vote.

Why does it look like he’s wearing a hair topper?

Just block R9. Don’t give it oxygen.

What a douchebag. You could tell he's never worked in the service industry. The black woman and young white man knew exactly who he was and were disgusted by vances positions. At least he didn't tongue the donuts like Ariana Grande.

I blocked cunt R9 many threads ago.

Don't act like your fat ass doesn't know EXACTLY what kind of donuts you want.

Add this to the litany of "bad public encounters with the ordinary" that validate Republicans as detached from reality. Start the roll with GHWB and his amazement over grocerie store scanners and bar-codes.

[quote]at least they didn't make the real customers leave and bring in actors. like Kamala did.

Her campaign did that because they're smart. They also did a fake "surprise" visit with Biden at a Wawa in Philly. They were set-up to look good. Sure, it's dishonest, it's fakery, but they're out to win.

A smart campaign would realize that you don't let JD Vance out on his own. That donut shop scene needed a rehearsal. But who knows, he probably would have blown that too.

R83 Exactly! This was so easy!

"Two years, huh? Well, then, I need your expert opinion. What's the best donut to get?"

"You've been here a while. What's the donut customers ask for the most?"

I mean, Jesus! Even an elementary school kid could do this.

next stop bougie farmers market for a complete fail miking small talk about crudités

I don’t know whether it’s due to cell phones, developmental problems, or people just being rude motherfuckers but an increasing number of humans lack basic conversational skills. Making small talk or even just being pleasant while out and about in public spaces is beyond them.

I agree, a lot of people seem to revel in being antisocial. case in point here

Get dat camera out ma face is, fairly standard conversation.

So when Vance fucks a couch, does he use lube? Or is the roughness of the fabric part of the turn on?

He had absolutely no conversation for them. Why didn't he have a simple follow-up to "how long have you worked here?" So stupid. He is only practiced at answering questions but has zero ability to relate to anyone outside of his class in the real world. He may have been raised in a white trash, trailer park family but he is clearly living in a bubble today.

Next stop: crudites.

R98 He was raised in a big suburban home. His grandfather had a great union pension. His grandparents married as poor knocked up teenagers, his grandfather was a violent alcoholic in his youth. The mother was also an addict. But he lived far from trailer parks and white trash. He's a middle class suburban kid who never wanted for anything financially. And it shows!

Should've gone to a Starbucks. They're more likely to have couches.

JD Vance is the Kid Rock of Sarah Palins.

[quote] I mean, Jesus! Even an elementary school kid could do this.

An elementary school kid who's AN EARTHLING could do better than Vance, yes. He's clearly an alien: it's the only explanation for his otherworldly awkwardness.

R102 And you thought Sarah Palin was the floor.

He lives in a Randian world where there are people who matter and people who don't, he can't even pretend to care. Like the TSF, even his wife is too embarrassed to be seen with him.

[quote]In his defense, that’s the type of “customer service” that people of her category offer to everyone. Ever been to a post office?

Uh, R76? The woman was perfectly courteous. Calmly stated she didn't want to be on camera, responded to his painfully awkward line of questioning, even called him "sir."

What exactly more did you want from somebody "of her category"? Fuck off and eat shit, racist.

Agree with R106. Fuck off, R76. You're the kind of cunt who treats anyone in a service capacity like shit, I'm sure.

What R92 said. I'm awkward sometimes too but I think I could come with 'well, what's your favorite?' "What's the most popular donut? Do I want that?"

I mean, I'm a professional actor, and sometimes I stink, but on my worst day I can act like a human being ordering a dozen donuts very convincingly!

I'm already tired of his face and antics. He reminds me of DeSantis how he just can't read a room.

They have no soul, and all of their shtick comes from consultants and binders full of crazy ideas.

R80 I am fucking howling.

For all of the fuss on here about Ivy League schools, I am wholly unimpressed with their ability to judge character. They are churning out way too many power hungry sociopaths with no values - except make money. I cannot say earn money because if you become a millionaire venture capitalists by investing in companies that go bankrupt then you didn't 'earn' shit. The people who passed out picking fruit in 110 degree heat earned their $10/hour.

They need to hire some street smart working class people on their admissions teams. I know people who would not get an A if they were held back for 10 years. However, they can accurately judge character on sight.

I said, he’s a total Will Ferrell character, of the functionally retarded variety.

Exactly, r110. They're socially retarded.

r109, Exactly, He is completely unable to pretend to care. An essential human behavior necessary to be a successful adult,customer, employee, spouse, friend, child and politician. Breaking news, you are not special you are a res- area sucking- cocksucker - whore, with a sock fetish who takes Viagra to fuck your wife while going to coke fueled parties with evil, POS, satan-cocksucking-whores.

^ Dear grammer queens,

Is Satan-cocksucking- whores proper English?

It’s all very “How do you do, fellow humans” isn’t it?

Has he ever interacted with another human before?

Weirdo. How does someone not know how to behave in a donut shop?

Surely he’d shit talk Rand for never having children, R105.

To quote Vance's running mate: [bold]SAD![/bold]

Agree, r113.

The more I see of these “Ivy League” grads, the more convinced I am that that they are all a bunch of sociopaths.

[quote] seriously, this is an example of why GenZ just doesn’t like older people.

Well, GenZ is also the dumbest most oblivious generation ever, so their assessments should be taken with a huge grain of salt. The oldest GenZ is now 27, so they are already older and pretty soon. Gen Alpha will be the ones everyone is talking about. Vance is a douche but he's not some elderly old man at only 40 years old. GenZ and their unrealistic views of aging will come back to bite them.

R111 Wanna talk binders? I've got binders.

Even at his oddest, Mitt Romney is more human than Vance.

Honestly, he's spent the last 12 years seemingly becoming a more open, tolerant person. I don't like everything about him, I'm glad he was never president, but in the grand scheme of things...he's not so bad.

Why are Republicans so utterly devoid of charm, wit, human warmth or a sense of humor? They truly seem like miserable people, trying to bring everybody down to their level.

How in the world did he get elected in Ohio? It's a pretty big state... just choose a donut and bite it and clap or a sip of whatever coffee they may have. Smile and compliment the lady on anything and give blessings and move on. Maybe cuz I've always worked on the restaurant business that is easy to just work with new personalities. But, everyone has a story to tell. It's so simple.

I just think he is in WAY over his head with this. That video is a desperate attempt of someone trying to be something they obviously aren’t mixed with the desperate need to make sound-biteable, important moments that will go viral. They probably thought, “everyone LOVES donuts, what could go wrong?” How about turning something everyone loves into flat, embarrassing content. He’s just not up to the task.

I must say KUDOS to the worker stating her boundaries. That must have been difficult given the people, the situation. At that age I probably would have acquiesced just not to cause problems.

He's like the epitome of a neckbearded incel who spent his formative years on Reddit and 4Chan and never developed actual social skills.

He was that fat kid who smelled like pee and got made fun of for picking his nose and eating it. Apologies to Defacturd if that hits too close to home.

R76 At what point was she not courteous, polite ("Sir"), and efficient? You're angry at her because she's knows it's a farce.

Why ask everyone how long they've been working there, completely out of the blue?

Do you not understand how strange that is? He is the cherry on top.

He's so socially inept- how the hell did he actually copulate with his wife in order to reproduce???

Do small town guys from Appalachia who know the white working class ~not~ know how to buy donuts in a small shop?

I want them to fly Tim Walz to Atlanta and show us the difference.

The guys at electoral vote had fun with this today. It seems it wasn’t his only faux pas on the campaign trail. He phucked up in Philly, too.

Because at their true core, they’re arrogant, R127.

They do not see others at a level that would expose them to being “brought down”, as they consider themselves to be the elevated who are chosen & righteous.

And they most definitely have a sense of humor that mainly consists of belittling others who are from financially bereft backgrounds, who are a minority or who are to routinely devalued because they live differently than them, or do not believe in the same things they do.

Again, all premised upon unbridled arrogance that has its origins rooted in narcissism, a need for dominance, and the fear of experiencing loss or being seen as a human being with any sort of vulnerability.

It’s all about competing, arguing, winning & getting ahead of their fellow man, instead of just minding their own fucking business & living.

I would love a video of Tim Walz buying donuts.

R138 Not donuts, but compare and contrast.

Same, R139!

What a remarkable difference! Really. I mean it.

So many fear aging, however, here’s another example of MANY, of how we evolve & just become more compassionate as we age, while learning to genuinely connect with others from all backgrounds, hence meeting each other where ever we’re at in life.

At least that’s how it should be.

Walz is #goals in this moment.

“Damn” not “Same”!

lol.

Most of you are missing the point that not only is Vance completely inept but also his road crew either has no idea what they’re doing - which is possible - or they hate him.

It’s professional malpractice to put any candidate - let alone this jerk - on live tv in a situation where they clearly didn’t do a recce to make sure all the employees knew who he was and, most importantly, wanted to be on tv. And they could’ve given him an actual donut order.

That’s how these things are done.

Vance and DeSantis need charisma tutorials from Miss Lindsey. She knows how to engage and smile in social settings.

R143 So true. I'm known for batting my eyelashes and my patented "come hither" look.

I love you guys...

[quote] Vance and DeSantis need charisma tutorials from Miss Lindsey. She knows how to engage and smile in social settings.

Well, fiddle-dee-dee!

Uncle Peter, fetch my smelling salts.

He a Kid Rock fraud. Actually raised upper middle class, albeit with a druggy mom, and Stephen Miller ambition to get back at everyone. Decided to turn NYT-style “slumming it with the deplorables” columns into a personal narrative, funded by Valley douchebros.

"He was that fat kid who smelled like pee and got made fun of..."

Not at all. He's a manipulative little sociopath who knows how to use his Horatio Alger background to get ahead in life. Passive-aggressively playing people against each other; using flattery; changing chameleon-like as the situation demands. He was the little prince.

They say narcissists are borne from neglect.

R142 - it speaks to their utter cluelessness.

And, yet, pretended to be an indigent Appalachian yokel in order to get a free ride through college. I guess DEI was good for him back then.

[quote]how the hell did he actually copulate with his wife in order to reproduce???

So, hey, I'm just going to go ahead and stick it inside you, okay? Works for you? Nice. Nice.

Yeah, some thrusting, in and out, whatever works.

How long have you been having intercourse? Okay, great.

[quote]He's so socially inept- how the hell did he actually copulate with his wife in order to reproduce???

It’s probably the same as his donut order - “just throw it in the box.”

[quote]R49: [R45] = JD

R45 / R47 happens to be Hungary defender Béla from the 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐒𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐨𝐟 "𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐍𝐞𝐨𝐥𝐢𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥, 𝐍𝐨𝐧-𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥" 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐲𝐥𝐞: 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐑𝐮𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐚! thread (see link below)

Once R9 was FFed out of visibility, sock Béla repeated essentially the same thing. After R46 and R48 denounced R45, yet another sock account (R74, with no other apparent posting history) came forward to try to salvage the situation and offer validation.

R153 What are you babbling about?

R142 also agrees. And see my post at R91.

Anyone knows that these campaign visits need a proper set up.

Too bad if that goes right over your head.

[quote]R154: Too bad if that goes right over your head.

Evading, as usual.

What you and the socks (R9, etc) are trying to put across is the idea that Dems staged their appearances using supporters. A little shade thrown at Vance is an acceptable loss if that claim can be posted somewhere on the thread and survive the FFs.

[quote][R138] Not donuts, but compare and contrast.

Tim Walz is maybe the most decent man who has run for national office in my four and a half decades on this earth.

I don't remember Jimmy Carter in 1980, so I can't give a full accounting, but from Reagan/Bush forward...

I think Russian spy could do a better job of fitting in. He’s like Chrissy Metz in a size small. Not a good fit at all.

[quote]What you and the socks ([R9], etc) are trying to put across is the idea that Dems staged their appearances using supporters.

Good Lord.

Are you going to tell us that Biden's visit in Philly wasn't staged? Even with video evidence?

And Kamala's visit to that restaurant was a set-up with supporters. (although some claimed with paid actors. Note: I did not)

Here's Snopes covering all sides of the event.

I never believed for a minute that the Secret Service lets them get anywhere near "random" people.

During a similar even while campaigning, DeSantis scolded a kid eating a popsicle. He warned the 5 year old the popsicle is fattening.

These magats don't DO human.

Oh, please. They're all just "commercials" but at least we Dems get it right.

[quote]R158: Here's Snopes covering all sides of the event.

Here's the relevant statement from the Snopes article:

[quote]We also learned more about the aforementioned white vans and have yet to find any credible evidence of involvement from "paid actors."

[quote]R158: And Kamala's visit to that restaurant was a set-up with supporters. (although some claimed with paid actors. Note: I did not)

You're still on the job, floating these assertions on the thread.

[quote]We also learned more about the aforementioned white vans and have yet to find any credible evidence of involvement from "paid actors."

Exactly.

See my original post. I never said "paid actors".

[quore]Oh, please. They're all just "commercials" but at least we Dems get it right.

Anyone who thinks the President or Vice President (especially one who is running for office) is just going to show up unannounced and without supports in tow is nuts. At least that's what you do if you know what you're doing.

[quote]Oh, please. They're all just "commercials" but at least we Dems get it right.

Anyone who thinks the President or Vice President (especially one who is running for office) is just going to show up unannounced and without supports in tow is nuts. At least that's what you do if you know what you're doing.

r158 I don't take kindly to being manipulated emotionally. This is why I challenge every praise that a supporter of a particular candidate offers so strongly. We need to be more grounded and pragmatic with these people.

If at least 90% of the voting demographic in this country thought like me, politicians would be grilled with tough questions in every public appearance and would receive no applause for anything they say at their rallies.

They would be in a perpetual hot seat not able to gauge the sentiments of their constituents aside from polling numbers. Perhaps this would take their egos down a notch or two. As of right now, they're basking in the celebrity of politics and it's distracting them from doing their jobs. We don't make them work for anything like we should.

Someone is getting unglued. Exciting!

Q. "What makes you smile"

A. "?" Whaddaya mean "smile"?

This (campaign) is a job interview.

President Biden fumbled during the CNN debate. He spoke with a weakened voice and lost his train of thought.

The president, who won the nomination easily, was removed from the ticket based on the perception of this debate.

Maga has fumbled this campaign, continually embarrasses itself (and the country) but no one is asking maga to recuse itself.

"I'll have some of the .... No. Be specific, the employees aren't mind readers. Asshole thinks he's cool.

Maga asked for its 👠 during the assassination.

Weirdos.

R151 😂

Were the two dozen donuts for him?

^ I'm on Ozempic, bitch

[quote] Even at his oddest, Mitt Romney is more human than Vance.

Indeed. I live in a world where the median income of a middle class household was $250,000 in 2012.

[quote] During a similar even while campaigning, DeSantis scolded a kid eating a popsicle. He warned the 5 year old the popsicle is fattening.

Well, he is a connoisseur of fattening food.

Well, at least Mittens was super-hot in his day. Physically, I mean. Certainly, more than any modern Repug.

How do you do, fellow donut eaters?

Tim Walz is an extrovert and successful teacher and coach. He knows how to connect because you can't survive teaching and you can't coach without that skill. I had a gym teacher as a boy who became my coach later and I'm still amazed at his skill managing boys and coaching performance, teamwork and sportsmanship out of us. You have to be generous to do that, too.

R126, Mitt would have been the hottest president.

Fantasy. Romney is partially to blame for how badly this situation is right now. He spoke up after magats called him a traitor and threatened him.

Vance, Hawley, DeSantis, Cruz have all had an elite education. They are all sociopathic, unethical, lacking in empathy, devoid of any social skills and willing to tear down the country as we know it to 'own libs'.

Walz, Biden, Harris are decent people. They have empathy, they have social skills, they are well meaning. They do not have an elite education.

The Ivy leagues are churning out far too many people like Usha Vance (neurotic and asocial Asian kids, destroyed from years of tiger parenting), white guys who want to install Christian nationalism and foreign students from immense wealth who will go home to rule their corrupt countries.

I can't even watch him, I have too much second hand embarrassment.

LOL @ Mittens

[quote]Mitt would have been the hottest president.

Something about John Edward's Big Dick Daddy Energy did it for me, like a Quaid. And the fact that spreading his seed around is what brought down his political career made him even hotter. Just a hapless horny slut.

r184 somebody on here told a story that Elizabeth Edwards ripped open her shirt and showed her chest because she had breast cancer and yelled at her husband after his cheating. I always think of that when Edwards is mentioned.

Found the thread where she rips her shirt off

^ The man has needs...

R76 “Just everything. Yeah. I mean a lot of glazed here. Some sprinkle stuff. Some of these cinnamon rolls. Just whatever makes sense.”

His job as a customer is to know what he wants to order when he gets to the front of the fucking line, not be an asshole, pay and say thank you. He didn't do any of these things.

In the superlative event of Kamala winning, a NYT think-piece on why their man lost might well bear the bathetic heading, "J D Vance Goes To A Donut Shop."

[quote]”Just whatever makes sense.”

Perfect, we’ll give you all the stale crap we couldn’t sell yesterday.

Is JD from the planet Remulak?

Maybe he's diabetic.

Or maybe it's Maybelline.

Just like the entitled cunt is, he doesn't say, "please", or "thank you"

I like Farron's take...

It’s like when a company hires a new VP and he comes over awkwardly to introduce himself and ask people shit about themselves he will forget in 2 minutes. That’s what’s it like.

This only proves what a shithole Ohio is for electing this guber.

That hair is the real crime!

R196 - The preferred spelling is “Goober”.

It’s “goober”, r196.

“The zoo has come to town” white people are so fkin corny in their attempts to be self deprecating. Actually I take that back. Non northeastern white people.

You can just see the wheels in his head turn "How is a human being supposed to act in this situation??"

r191, he doesn't seem to be from France, but he appears to like mass quantities...

He doesn't give a shit about those employees. What's worse is that he can't even fake that he does.

R195 Yes, but even a new VP can ask follow up questions and PRETEND like they're interested in what their employees have to say.

The only response Vance had to any of the answers he got was "okay."

"what is the best seller, favorite flavor, newest flavor"....

Trying to be nice doesn't work. You are friendly (and nice) or you are not, faking doesn't work.

This outing served no purpose other than exposing (again) the deep seeded weirdness native to maga.

Cringe.

I hope the campaign's surrogates start raising the strong possibility that this charisma-free extremist is likely to become president if Trump gets elected, given Trump's decline. At the very least Trump will certainly be handing all the real work over to him and other far-rightists.

Note how at the onset when the lady says she doesn't want to be on camera, couch fucker acts all assertive like "guys, lets take care of this".

Cosplaying as the bossman in charge. Peter Theil begs to differ since he owns JD's flabby ass.

[quote]the deep seeded weirdness

Oh, dear.

To be honest, "seeded" works as well.

He wanted the female to defer to him. Because he really asked what donut was fine enough to serve him??? Why I’m almost a king! You’re only a minimum wage jerk! Behave and serve me!!’

what a Chump!

The black female worker was spoken to like he was a prison guard. He comes complete with folded arms & hands on hips. Like he’s the big big boss. Meanwhile he can’t “make sense “ or a dozen donuts. Fucking loser.

Almost like his Commodore 64 mind was having trouble processing human interaction, r205.

Any REAL person who was born and raised in Appalachia would have been much more friendly (how y’all doing today? Got any jelly filled? Custard? You don’t have none of those fancy sprinkles, do ya? Awrat, gimme a dozen of them jelly filled ones, and mix em up real good to confuse everyone! Ha!)

If he had ever been in a real donut shop with real people his order would have just been "2 dozen assortment." The employees would know what to do.

"Whatever makes sense" sounds low IQ

[quote]The black female worker was spoken to like he was a prison guard.

That's my boy!

it would be "deeply seeded" not "deep seeded".

However I refuse to believe any gay billionaire ever used Vance as a sex toy.

I wonder if Vance was thinking all the way through that about fucking the hole of the donuts? Perhaps that's why he was so keen to visit a donut shop and it certainly would have explained why he was so um... distracted and unable to interact on a human level with the staff. He must have been thinking about the donut holes.

Deep-SEATED

“Binder people” are just that. This interaction alone shows you how manufactured his persona is. Even down to the body language, he looks uncomfortable and is not at all relatable to others.

The billionaires forced this guy on Trump?

The billionaires are as chronically online as JD. It’s a sign of the times that billionaires, millionaires and Senators have enough free time to spend hours online every day. When they’re not online, they are appearing on circle jerk podcasts. The guys and gals who decide elections are the people in the suburbs of the rust belt and the sun belt. They have to actually work. They have to raise their kids without help. They don’t have an assistant. Show me an active parent of 3, with a blue collar job, who has the time to go so far down the rabbit hole that they convert to radical far right political “Catholicism” like JD.

Great post R221. More please.

Precisely what R221 said. They live in these extremely online echo chambers where everybody tells them how smart they are, how they have great ideas, that they are disruptors pushing the society forward, etc. In not so distant past, billionaires were industry tycoons who, at least on some superficial level, had to show some concern for the welfare of the people they employed, visit factories, and such. Now, they sit on their computers in their mansions in the Silicon Valley 24 hours a day and delude themselves they are new Messiahs, building compounds in the case of an apocalypse, while having no fucking idea what the world looks like outside their mansions' gates.

Peter Thiel didn’t get Blake Masters elected. He succeeded with getting elected his ole sweetie, venture capitalist, JD.

Was JD ever attractive? He was a dog in HS and he's revolting now.

Now, with the bald spot toupee, he is hilarious to look at.

The mini Shemp.

Is that what that ratty thing is on his head, r226?

I couldn’t tell.

All that money from Thiel and he STILL can’t buy a decent hair cut or rug

R220, pretty much. Aspie weirdos like Elon Musk, David Sacks, and Peter Thiel who have no idea what makes someone likable or appealing

Imagine being Usha and having to get into bed with that every night.

[quote] Imagine being Usha and having to get into bed with that every night.

Get separate house in different state, honey. But get cash payment before. That what I do with fat orange retard husband.

She grew up in a reasonably well off Indian immigrant family, got good education, did well careerwise, married a white guy, produced offspring and, in all likelihood, met all the goals her family set for her. I doubt she even sleeps in the same bed with him any longer, not that he complains about it either.

When I compare the Walz and Vance videos, it’s honestly stunning and I’ve watched several times. Walz’s body language is so open - reaching out to shake hands with all employees, praising the one who says bread is made daily, telling them their work matters. He is just a super human - I still can’t believe he exists.

Vance has his arms folded or hands on his hips and definitely would never even think of touching the workers he deems underlings. With regard to the woman who wouldn’t be filmed, I wonder what her immigration status was and whether she has a criminal record. My sense was that she was afraid of him and his bizarre police-like interrogation and army of white male goons prob didn’t put her at ease.

And WTF is up with the amateur Trump campaign. Anyone with half a brain knows these things are fully set up and staged, like the VP ask videos.

I’m happy to see it and giddy about the disaster Vance is. Lara Trump must be hoarding all the money because their staff is as shitty as their candidates.

[quote]Lara Trump must be hoarding all the money because their staff is as shitty as their candidates.

Isn't it great? They have no ground game, just a bitter old man talking about himself and giving the same tired lines to increasingly bored crowds.

They don't have any idea what's about to hit them.

...wait for it...

r234, grifters gonna grift

Lara is READY TO GO! And supposedly has been for a while. This is from NYPost which I won't link:

"After more than four years of planning and preparation to challenge President Biden for the White House, the Republican Party must pivot its massive machine toward a fresh foe. But as autumn looms, Lara Trump, Republican National Committee co-chair (and daughter-in-law of the presidential nominee), says she is more than prepared to take on Vice President Kamala Harris — and has been for quite some time."

right...

"We want to bring people back to basics,” she said. “This election is about people’s lives. Their income. It’s about kitchen table issues. "

Because that IS what Trump is talking about at his rally's. Not Kamela's "weird" laugh.

So, they're saying it's a campaign based on comedy, R237?

I feel like we’re only days away from a video emerging of Vance on all fours getting his anus punched by Peter Thiel’s dildo machine. Set on high speed.

At least that would be something that's relatable.

Their swing-state tour is slowly revving up: Trump has indoor rallies this Thursday and Friday in PA and WI. Vance is "delivering remarks" in Big Rapid, MI. NB: not Grand Rapids, but Big Rapids (home to the Jim Crow Museum of Racist Imagery).

It's about time r241, at last their team got their Orange Leader off his fat ass at MaL and onto the campaign jet to do some actual swing state campaigning. After weeks of him sitting around - it's a miracle.

Can you imagine Vance and Trump being able to connect with people in the same way that Kamala and Tim can?

I don't get why he asked each person how long they worked there (and how long the donut shop had been opened). Once they answer him, he does nothing with the info he gets from them. At least pretend to promise them better jobs or better wages or something...it's called campaigning.

That should be fun, R241. I'm looking forward to seeing half-empty venues with people behind them looking bored.

RFK Jr "would sleep with an ottoman"....how does JD feel about that?

r242, I can't help but think a major reason Dump has been sitting at home is a fear of going out in public and confronting far smaller crowds than Kamala and Tim.

God knows what Lara is offering those deplorables to show up next week.

She's gonna flash them her cooter, y'all.

James Hamel, I mean JD Vance, is that annoying pudgy white dude that always wanted to be in with the cool kids in high school but didn't know he never would.

It's shocking he's had the success he's had - I don't think anyone would have expected it.

Of course, who knows how much of his success was handed to him in some sort of pay and play favoritism with Peter Thiel.

R241 I am really looking forward to this. Said no one ever.

That's a flobee haircut R249.

"MOM, get the vaccuun and the Tupperware bowl. I need a haircut!"

NO one is coming to see JD. The events are half press and the entire thing reeks of Four Seasons Landscaping.

I would bet good money that Walz alone could fill stadiums.

Tim Walz is the kind of person we all want to meet and shake his hand and thank him for all the good he's done and will do.

How many reporters are going to follow Vance to the Majestic Friesians Horse Farms in Big Rapids, MI on Tuesday? There must be some method to this madness of holding events in the middle of nowhere, but I'm at a loss. Maybe there's a good doughnut place nearby?

People go to see JD Vance to see what shade of guyliner he'll be sporting that day.

[R253] I got invited to a fundraiser with Walz. It is now $25K to just get a picture taken with him. No one outside of Minnesota heard of this guy a month ago and I could not love this more.

R256 How much if you want to get him to pose next to a couch?

4 Seasons had me rolling.

I was on Twitter at the time and all the Philly peeps were quick to let you know the 4 seasons was next door to a crematorium and across the road from an adult gift shop!

[quote] How many reporters are going to follow Vance to the Majestic Friesians Horse Farms in Big Rapids, MI on Tuesday? There must be some method to this madness of holding events in the middle of nowhere, but I'm at a loss. Maybe there's a good doughnut place nearby?

Maybe these are the only places that will host him for free or at very low cost? Dump probably doesn't want to spend a nickel on him, and most venues have caught on to the fact that they don't pay their bills, so it has to be an upfront payment in full.

Don't let RFK Jr near the horse farm!

Vance has lost the crucial Homer Simpson endorsement.

R243 Thank you! That was so wholesome

Imagine, maybe true, Trump, if he wins, promises RFK Jr. the Cabinet job of Secretary of Health and Human Services?

The guy that recommended bleach to treat Covid makes the non-believer in vaccines who has a brain worm, the H&HS Secretary. What could go wrong?

On an unrelated topic, how much $$$$$ do you think the Dtrump crime family have stolen so far?

I would estimate that 3-4 billion has been squirreled away in Russia and Saudi Arabia. When he is finally jailed, the IRS needs to go fishing.

I'd love to see the books for Lara's RNC.

Don Jr., Eric, Charlie Kirk, Tucker Carlson, and Pete Thiel, pushed Trump to pick Vance.

Trump seemed to have preferred Doug Burgum or Lil’ Marco. Either would have been a. huge improvement over Vance..

Kellyanne Conway was opposed to Trump picking Vance.

To R266, these are the accounts I want to see. you know they robbed the RNC blind!!

They’re still robbing the RNC blind.

Whoever runs for president as a Republican next (if there is a next) is going to find the RNC in a lot of debt.

He shoulda gone to a Nonut shop - more keeping with his style...

^ 🤣🤣🤣

Like he needs a donut.

Do we think Will Sasso 'does' a good JD Vance?

R239, that's the October surprise!

It was a pleasure to block the rancid cunt face @R9 many moons ago. Felt better than eating a glazed doughnut. 🍩

Vance’s former bosses (2 of them) have publicly said that they hired him as a favor to Thiel. First one said he wasn’t sure what he did, he rarely showed up! Second one said he stopped coming to the office! And eventually parted ways.

This guy has had so many chances. It’s one thing to get a job as a favor but to not show up and still get paid? Who gets that lucky?

Thiel and Friends then gave him the funding to start his own venture capital firm. He invested in one company. It used migrant workers and went bankrupt.

Then he became a Senator thanks to Thiel.

Vance has actually worked for maybe a year or two in his life. That was straight out of college when he joined a law firm. Once he went to San Fran he basically never worked again.

Trump said Kamala and Tim never had a “real job” because only the private sector is a real job. Ha! Only in the private sector with a rich daddy or “daddy” can you become a millionaire without doing any work.

Teachers and public servants don't have real jobs? Between the two of them, is there any group of people left that they haven't insulted?

The Dems should run an ad about Vance with the info in R477. The ad should be heavy with clips of a slow, slurring Trump, and make the point that this lazy, greedy douche would be president if/when Trump keels over. The ad should also contrast Walz.

R279 is typing from the future. Tell us, does Kamala win???

I meant R277!

Does he call Peter Daddy, Sir, or Master?

Can anyone explain what Thiel and the Dump sons saw in Vance and why they felt he was the one for Veepee?

He has a credit card swipe in his ass, Rose.

r283 he wrote a book literally about how poor people deserve to suffer and have nothing. it's all about how he had the courage to move on from empathy. to their warped minds, he's one of the most brilliant and inspirational figures ever.

Vance is an incel weirdo loser like Eric and Junior with weird hangups about his masculinity. That's why they like him. It goes no deeper than that R283.

R280 😂

r286 Incels don't get married and have kids. That's why they're incels. Let's make sure we're adhering to correct definitions, yeah?

Ok R288, you are technically correct, but JD has all of the weird sensibilities of an incel. And are we sure that marriage to Usha is legit and those aren't turkey baster babies?

The kids on TikTok are going wild with the Vance parodies

What a tool

Comedian Trae Crowder, "The Liberal Redneck", says basically the same things as Sexton is saying here.

^ Wow, that guy read JD for filth!

R76 what’s your category?

R293 I'd love hear more about the history between this guy and Vance.

[quote] I'd love hear more about the history between this guy and Vance

He and all his fans, Trump's/Theil etc are basically like walking 4Chan posts and they bonded over how shitty they all are

Trae exposing JD

[quote] It was like pounding beers with a spreadsheet

All of that money and education and he can’t even order a donut. I thought this was the world of liberals that conservatives would make fun of.

[QUOTE]They have no ground game, just a bitter old man talking about himself and giving the same tired lines to increasingly bored crowds.

Dwindling rally crowds, falling donatiion figures, MAGAt homes no longer displaying signs as in 2020 or16, no GOTV plans, no volunteers to knock on doors... All point to a significant segment just sitting this election out. Remember a lot of these people registered to vote for the first time to vote for Trump and weren't politically engaged prior. It could be easy for them to revert back.

[QUOTE]And are we sure that marriage to Usha is legit and those aren't turkey baster babies?

Could be. "he continually refers to his own children as belonging solely to his wife: “My wife had three beautiful children.”

Now he's offended the Irish.

Jeb Bush Realness

R288, Vance is incel-adjacent. He radiates sexual creepiness. That’s why the couch-molesting thing instantly took off: people took one look at him and thought, sure, he could have done that.

When will his plushie photos leak?

Surely soon

Exactly, r304. And the author of the joke tweet provided a page citation so anyone could have easily looked it up and known immediately it wasn't true. The AP did a fact check saying it wasn't in the book and retracted it upon hearing it may have been in an earlier version and edited out of the final, which wasn't the case so they reissued it.

Yeah, he's got a vibe.

Tracey Ullman needs to do a reboot of donut shop owner Mrs. Noh Nang Ning where she meets couch fucker JD.

You know damn well R308 Tracey Ullman could never do the hilarious Mrs. Noh Nang Ning in today's climate!

Does JD have tight little buns?

Interesting question, R310!

The [italic]Irish[/italic]????

Other than a very wealthy gay man (who shall remain nameless), is there anyone this guy likes?

No. He doesn't it even like himself. Hence the 4 names, religious conversion, political conversion and BS book.

The One Where JD Gets His Donut - next on FRIENDS.

Self loathing sofa case

Donut Hole, Another About Nothing, Seinfeld

Imagine him at a bar. “I’ll have a light whiskey…”

Speaking of team failure, why would his team set him up with buying anything with a “fuckhole” in it?

[quote] Imagine him at a bar. “I’ll have a light whiskey…”

See R299 for a verified description

Kevin Sorbo is a complete idiot. That's like asking whether you would prefer to die from Ebola or from Marburg virus disease

#313, have we determined if he's a vegetarian or not?

Hmm.

Caught on tape attacking teachers who don't have kids...why is this freak so obsessed with whether people have kids or not?

He's an Incel who thinks that the only purpose for women is to have children.

He has that rapist mentality that appeals to Trump.

Tim Walz giving a casual interview with some guy on a subway talking about maintaining gutters - for contrast

A TV pundit said the Republicans are so cheap in his neighborhood that they are dragging out their old Trump 2020 signs and taping a V A over PEnce.

"Well, that donut thing didn't work. Let's try him with root beer floats."

[quote] It is the dog’s day off and he doesn't want to be alone. It looks like his wife doesn't want to be with him and @realDonaldTrump is staying far away from him.

R329 "Are there any drugs on the plane?"

Is that THE famous Meemaw we've heard so much about? I'm surprised she didn't bring a cooler with a 12 pack of Schlitz Light and a couple of cartons of Misty Light 100s.

[quote] Republicans have so many skeletons in their closet there's barely any room for Lindsey Graham

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Or a couch, R333.

Or a shady gay billionaire

Couldn’t he pony up and get his mom some real pants?

Those FILTHY hillbillies!

R336 that walk though definitely reads as. “I TOLD you I didn’t wanna do this shit!”

Can you imagine the complete disdain boiling inside if you’ve done everything to escape your white trash upbringing, including giving up your ass to the powers that be, only to end up serving root beer floats to hillbilly yokels as your only way to the top? It’s like in the old days a black actor training at Julliard only to end up playing mammy roles.

Did he even write his book, or was it manufactured for him? I can’t imagine him being that introspective or wanting to ruminate in that world for any longer than necessary.

No ruminating needed because he wasn’t raised in Appalachia. His grandparents moved from there to Ohio as teenagers. JD was raised by the grandparents in financial comfort, in the suburbs. The grandfather was an abusive piece of shit. That’s the real source of his mother’s issues with drugs. He tried to both sides his grandfather’s abuse though records show his grandmother filed for divorce twice citing his cruelty and violence. She was popping out babies as a teenager so she had no means to escape. JD whitewashed grandad reducing his abuse to a little pushing. He left out the 2 times meemaw filed for divorce. He made up everything about Appalachia because he didn’t live there. He then became an anti divorce, anti abortion misogynist who believes rape and incest are “inconvenient” and women shouldn’t leave violent marriages.

In other words, he learned nothing from his actual upbringing. And made up an alternative background for himself and I believe he did to be a DEI hire! You know he presented himself to Yale as a real hillbilly trailer trash kid and they jumped at the chance to have a piece of white trash attend. “Look at us! We’re not elite! We have that one black kid from the hood AND a piece of white trash” It worked so well there that he worked a few family names into a piece of fiction and it worked even better! The chattering class of wealthy white people bought the whole thing and made him famous. He was their ultimate DEI. Only the people of Appalachia saw through him and hated that work of fiction from day 1.

^^^

[quote] She was popping out babies as a teenager so she had no means to escape.

[quote] The job you can't escape is the job whose conditions you can't change.

quote] There's a direct correlation between women's ability to freely choice motherhood and our ability to negotiate what kind of support our partners and political and cultural institutions owe us.

Focus On Fee-amilies

"Vote for me and my anti-American running mate!"

Hypocrisy, thy name is the GOP

My wife is okay, even if she isn't white.

Did they do ANY vetting of this guy?

The asshole disdains all women without children.

Thus to JD, they are supposed to be berated and denied certain human rights.

A white woman with an 8th grade education, unemployed, has four young kids in the double wide trailer may vote; but a single, childless, Ph.D. long employed, career female neuroscientist, who is a military veteran, is supposed to be banned from voting and having access to governmental services such as the V.A.?

I would imagine he moves the goalposts like all misogynists. That woman in the double wide should be punished because she didn't marry an engineer who could support the kids. therefore bad mother, therefore bad woman, therefore JD no like. The father who sits outside on plastic lawn furniture drinking Coors is a victim of feminists and liberals so he can be redeemed if he converts to JD's way of thinking. Black women will never meet his ideal. Gay women can forget about it. Women who have kids too young or too old will be on his shit list. Women with one child, women with only girls will be on the shitlist (remember when he said he was worried about 'young boys in the womb') Women divorced for any reason. All single mothers.

^ Don't forget postmenopausal females, who exist solely for the purpose of taking care of other people's children.

[quote](remember when he said he was worried about 'young boys in the womb')

There may be some interesting science behind that.

Of course, this is definitely not what he's talking about, but still interesting, nonetheless, for anyone wanting to nerd out for a minute.

Doormat Usha defended him by saying that he only hated women who chose not to have children. He understood if a women tried but was infertile. How exactly would a woman prove this in JD Vance's America? It's so dystopian. I will loathe you, remove career opportunities, make you a scapegoat, tax you at a higher rate, consider you a sociopath.......unless you send evidence of a miscarriage or evidence that you were never prescribed birth control or a sex tape of having unprotected sex a man?

Fuck that couch fucking incel adjacent prick AND his mealy mouthed, simpering wife.

Cried like a baby when only a handful of people showed up to his ‘rally’ in Kenosha today.

Did he really? I love how Wisconsin is just like, Fuck this guy!

I wonder WHY they aren't playing up the fact that as old is Trump is now, this man is one stroke away from being the next president of the United States. Trump is older than Joe Biden was when he was running for president. There is a stronger possiblity something could happen to Trump and Vance would be our president.

Because mental and physical infirmities are only a problem for Democrats.

Plus we know Trump is the healthiest man to ever run for president. Period.

"... only a handful of people showed up to his ‘rally'"

Paid temps from Manpower.

holy shit, you'll are sweaty

Snort some more Adderall JD

[quote]Doormat Usha defended him by saying that he only hated women who chose not to have children.

Too bad about the nuns that are a cornerstone of J.D.'s Catholic religion, I guess.

Women with children are easier for the capitalist system to exploit, because they have children to support, so they will do anything.

Oh my god. Now he's trying to blame the awkward interaction on the donut shop worker having a "panic attack."

That’s okay. Anyone who saw the video knows it’s bullshit.

It’s hilarious for him to claim otherwise.

JD is so awful that anyone who goes near him starts having a panic attack

And the poor people behind him had a panic attack trying to look at that haircut.

Please clap

Off topic, but happy 10th anniversary of Tan Suit Day for those who celebrate!

You have to have charisma to draw people in. Trump has it but it's a dark, cynical aura. Sadly, Hillary didn't have enough...

Obama and Kamala both have those million-watt smiles and talk of positivity and raising people up. She can win if she works that good-against-evil angle.

Trump can’t even buy a donut. He thinks you need an ID just to buy groceries.

Now he is serving up sticky A&W floats with it dribbling down the side so it gets all over your hands if you take one. If he wasn't such an ass I would almost feel sorry for him he is such a bumbler.

He’d redeem himself a fingernail and said “Look what I have to top it off.” And presents a whiskey from somewhere geographically relevant.

If he* not and. Time for bed

[QUOTE]He’d redeem himself a fingernail and said “Look what I have to top it off.”

During the E. Jean Carroll case, evidence was introduced that while Donald J. Trump penetrated her vagina with his fingers, he also lacerated her vaginal wall with his dirty fingernails. I guess it's like when Meryl Streep got digitally raped in Sophie's Choice.

[quote]During the E. Jean Carroll case, evidence was introduced that while Donald J. Trump penetrated her vagina with his fingers, he also lacerated her vaginal wall with his dirty fingernails.

More than just 'locker room talk', then. If the debate includes this vile would-be 'President's' attitude to women, Kamala would do well to keep this graphic fact in mind, if not perhaps cited in such explicit detail.

Sweetness for the sweet JD.

Vance was an odd pick. Trump is annoying but gets the attention, Vance is just a very odd man.

Fred and Doris Ziffel, now deceased, raised Arnold, a brilliant pig. Since Arnold was not Doris’ biological son, was Doris supposed to be hated? The Ziffels had cats on their farm also. What does JD make of this? Surely, JD would not have condoned Doris voting

JD tells Kamala to “go to hell”.

He’s supposed to be VP of the U.S. material? Evangelicals find this rhetoric acceptable?

R379 Ordinarily I suspect he wouldn't have said that kind of thing publicly but now Trump is his lord and master he thinks it's expected.

Evangelicals will definitely find it acceptable, though. Remember they're very selective about how they apply their beliefs.

***secret weapon***

If you listen closely, the table of ladies Coach is talking to immediately identified themselves to him as teachers.

No matter what he does, he will always be known as " couch fucker," thanks to brilliant Dem strategy and late night comedians. Now, they are sending him all over to attempt to do the things that come naturally to Tim Walz ( donut shop, meeting real people), but it's the wrong strategy, since he is incapable of doing it. I agree with putting forth a warning to the voters that this is who will be president should the mentally addled Trump not be able to do the job.

He got booed by Boston firefighters today, and his awkward response was, "Semper Fi, guys!"

What an asshole.

He's trying to blame the donut shop employee now for her behavior. He claims she was just "scared" because of all the SS agents and other security suddenly invading the shop and that's why she was so uncommunicative with him. Bullshit. She wasn't afraid, she just thought he was a douche. And so did the male employee for that matter.

"...fans and haters..." - half right, anyway.

R386 We all saw the video. She wasn't scared at all. She thought he was an asshole, just like the rest of us, and wanted no part of his performative theatrics.

You say half right, I say half wit.

Take him to Malik’s Halal Rib Joint in North Philadelphia. That would be epic.

Blaming others for his asshole behavior.

Typical MAGAt incel.

Semper Fi

Wait! He actually got booed THREE times?

I hope none of his kids are pyromaniacs.

Now he's begging Daddy Thiel for cash

Daddy Thiel is already regretting his current investment. Would he pour more water down that well?

That video of Kamala and Tim at the BBQ restaurant at r381 just about says it all. They both know how to connect with people, how to make small talk. And neither of them is concerned about performing for the cameras, neither are even looking at the cameras, they're both totally focused on the people with whom they're chatting. They're just real.

Btw, I LOVE when Kamala wears sneakers with her suits! What a sexy confident look.

Peter Thiel can afford top grade ladyboy poosie. JD must be hiding something in his trousers no one else sees. There’s no observable hotness to that weirdo, JD.

R398 JD Vance has small dick energy.

I think Peter likes JD because JD opens his legs.

JD likes to get fisted.

^ Eew, you know Missy JayDee doesn't properly douche. Oil slick city!

But maybe Missy Thiel is into that.

R400 Well, JD is currently getting fucked over, so that makes perfect sense.

[quote]JD tells Kamala to “go to hell”

The campaign probably pleaded with him to show more energy, and now he sounds like a Scientology spokesperson performing an awkward simulation of aggression.

Vance is trying to make himself look so big and powerful, like see how he scares women. That’s why he tried to frame it that way. Only she wasn’t scared, she was dismissive of him and he looked like an idiot as usual.

LOL ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

And the Academy Award for best satirical short goes to...@ R406.

When it goes viral, not sure how JDV can show his distinctive face in public again. Only the best people!

The whole campaign is off. They have a problem and them blame the people at the location. They said the woman at the donut shop was suffering from some panic attack. And then at the cemetery they said the guard trying to do her job was having a mental break.

They ALWAYS blame someone else for their OWN fuck ups. It’s why insecure incels think they’re great.

Their weird creepiness is someone else’s fault. Always has been.

the fact of the matter is, JD Vance is fun to laugh at, but he's honestly MUCH more awful than he comes across

Dude even has the eyeliner on!

This has been the most entertaining thread in a while.

Bravo, OP!

[quote] “It’s a shame that 17 years later this is still being brought up. There’s not too much else to say about it at this point. Regardless of political beliefs, one thing I do know is that social media and online bullying needs to stop.” – Caitlin Upton, the infamous 2007 Miss Teen USA contestant, posting to X shortly before deleting her account a few minutes ago ... As I previously noted, Upton’s X feed was almost entirely retweets of prominent anti-vax, anti-LGBTQ, and far-right extremists.

A cunt with a punchable face and a cuntbone in need of a swift kick.

I’ll give the GOP ticket this much: JD Vance isn’t weird. He’s an asshole.

No he can be both. He’s a weird asshole

[quote] ...explain that to me either as a Sargent talking to a Corporal or as a candidate talking to a widow...

He HAS none. He was a fucking DESK JOCKEY.

Probably one of those fuckwits who wasn’t permitted to go on patrol because they would endanger the entire squad with their asshattery.

So they stuck him at a desk because he’s only intelligent enough to hold down the FUCKING CHAIR!

He was voted "Most Likely To Be Fragged."

[quote]...explain that to me either as a Sargent talking to a Corporal or as a candidate talking to a widow...

Oh dear!

Couch fucker is a freak.

[quote] Now I see why your husband would rather fuck a couch.

JD sounds a lot like one of DL's resident misogynists:

Are we sure he's not one of our particularly vile and persistent trolls.?It would make a lot of sense.

Why did he marry a working woman then?

He always sounds like he hates his own kids

Let me see if I follow him...women shouldn't work, but teachers shouldn't teach unless they've already had kids? Working women are miserable, childless women are miserable. Well, Jaydine seems like the most miserable creature on earth to me.

Despite their very brown complexions, Brahmins do not identify as ethnic.

I have read similar messages posted here about women who have been sold bs regarding autonomy and working outside of the home.

This troll opines women working (outside the home) drove down wages and left women unfulfilled.

It was strange to read this on a gay mans website.

First, women have always worked, inside and outside of the home.

Secondly and most importantly, marriage is not a retirement plan for women unless she is a pro.

Men leave marriages and men die.

Mom needs an income to support herself and her brats.

Wow. Usha Vance is a rancid cunt.

[quote]And so they get in positions of power and then they project that misery and happiness on the rest of society

Again: projection is the heart and soul of right-wing ideology.

I would place Usha in the same category as Elise Stefanik-an Ivy League educated sociopath with no core convictions, saying whatever she needs to say in order to gain power. Also a rancid cunt, like Elise.

Someday Usha and Jaydine's children will hate them intensely, much like Claudia Conway or Ted Cruz's daughters.

Didn't Crazy Miss Cruz& his ugly suicidal wife have to COMMIT his 2nd daughter to a NUTHOUSE because the Bitch went "CRAY-CRAY" again?

Could sometime tell me how to find the video linked at r406 in its original incarnation on TikTok?

Since I was one of the suckers who bought and even read Hillybilly Elegy after the 2016 election, it’s taken me a long time to realize just how manipulative and genuinely craven both Vances are. Trump is at least genuinely an asshole. They had other choices.

R438 was the book well written?

[quote] Could sometime tell me how to find the video linked at [R406] in its original incarnation on TikTok?

Try this

He ^^^ just posted a new one to his twitter a couple of hours ago

R432, wonder if the troll was JD himself!

There is a bizarre paradox of someone so devoid of charisma thinking they can/should be a dictator.

He is what my parents would refer to as a "fuckhead"

[QUOTE]Someday Usha and Jaydine's children will hate them intensely, much like Claudia Conway or Ted Cruz's daughters. —nightshift

You are terribly mean and mistaken for saying this. Please, at least be informed before such a claim.

IDK about Cruz's captive child, but I would advise you to at least peruse Conway and his daughter's Twitter feeds before you make yourself so egregiously out-of-touch assertions

R445 Oh, trust me on this one. Usha and JD are raising future fucked up kids.

R444: Your parents have a way with words.

The last thing this CHUBBY gurl needs is donuts.

R446 - where did I ever challenge you about the OBVIOUS? Hold onto your pussy as it's about to plop out

I only ask that you be a better empiricist and OBSERVER about the behavior you purport to be occurring.

I'm gonna burn your ass with evidence about the Conways.

I'm sorry it was r436 I meant, R446 - I wasn't talking about the Vances/Hamels.

I meant about the Conways when weirdly brought up as a fractured "family" as rationale, but are sticking together well enough.

R445 Go watch a Canace Cameron Bure film, that seems more your speed than concern trolling here at DL, defending fuckhead GQP parents. And maybe change your tampon.

Damn. They need to keep Usha Unda wraps

Another overlooked aspect is that we know more about Vance than we are meant to know about a VP candidate...because the top of the ticket doesn't have actual policy he can speak of.

For one, they don't want people to find out much about Project 2025. But beyond that, tRump's hubris in saying for people to vote for him and he'll figure it out on the fly leaves Vance out there talking about/defending himself and his values rather than party policy.

[quote]I would advise you to at least peruse Conway and his daughter's Twitter feeds before you make yourself so egregiously out-of-touch assertions.

It's not her father that she has issues with.

This is what she tweeted; I think it's pretty clear where she stands politically

I'm dying to know what JD plans to do to/for/with MAGA Joey if this comes to pass.

^ Joey is the one who got busted pretending to be a black woman on Twitter

Claudia Conway recently interviewed both parents at the same time and they all got along.

Maga is so awful, it can turn you off doughnuts

Hillbilly LGBT: Is JD Vance gay?

[QUOTE]Go watch a Canace Cameron Bure film, that seems more your speed than concern trolling here at DL, defending fuckhead GQP parents. And maybe change your tampon.

R451- You sound like you're lonely and had a few too many drinkypoos. And it's only Sunday of a 3 day weekend.

You have also drunkenly fallen for who knows whose talking points as you slosh from website to website seeking justification and redemption about your diffuse, opinionated hatred.

I'd like to know why you define George Conway as a "fuckhead GQP parent," if you're familiar enough with the situation and not behaving on an irrational, emotional pitch of behavior.

Can you be calm, dispassionate, and rational enough to discuss this in terms of empiricism, not your angry "gut?"

Tim Walz's favorability ratings are way higher than Vance's (Shocker! The swiftboating didn't work!)

R462 needz to change her tamps.

"I’m a pro-choice, anti-gun, gay-marriage-friendly Democrat. And I’m voting for Donald Trump for president.

This is the only way to save the country I love.

I realize that people will shun and ridicule me. I’ll create chaos at family gatherings. Hip restaurants will lose my reservations. I’ll shed a ton of Facebook friends."

I'M RETARDED!!!!!!

Fuck the NY Pist. I’m not even going to correct that typo, because it IS piss.

[quote]Why this Democrat decided Donald Trump is the best choice for president

So, not a Democrat, then.

[quote]The performance was so brutally, blatantly, bad, it showed such a win-at-all-costs mentality that left me gasping

Yes, I can readily picture now Kamala and Tim contemplating the horror of defeat, and preparing their J6 moment to insist on their winning.

Is Andrea Peyser speaking for herself at R465? She's just a right-wing house Democrat, giving fake "balance" while actually spewing Republican nonsense. From her Wikipedia page:

[quote]In December 2013, Peyser was criticized for her commentary on the state funeral of Nelson Mandela. In her column, Peyser wrote that President Obama behaved like a "hormone-ravaged frat boy on a road trip to a strip bar." She concluded by saying that President Obama "has some 'splaining to do."

[quote]Peyser wrote that President Obama behaved like a "hormone-ravaged frat boy on a road trip to a strip bar."

I wonder if she committed her views about Trump's Access Hollywood tape to print.

Michigan poll shows Walz is more of an asset to Harris than Vance is to Trump (Shocker!)

That cunt Peyser is still around???

ummm, r471👀... 😆🤣

Minnesota is not even 2 percent of the county. As you were….

pjmedia

This is the second Pajamas Media post I've seen here in the last week or so, after not having heard anything about them in almost 20 years. Is Roger Simon a DLer?

Be better, R473.

R473 Hortense is at it again.

This is what the basic troll R473 linked to:

[quote] PJ Media, originally known as Pajamas Media, is an American right-wing subscription-based commentary website. It was founded in 2004, with its majority owner being software entrepreneur, billionaire and angel investor Aubrey Chernick, founder of Candle Corporation. Salem Media Group acquired the company in March 2019.

More pearls of wisdom from this bitch:

[quote] "What a difference a few hours and a plane ride makes!

[quote] Earlier Monday Kamala Harris busted out a new bizarre urban accent as she spoke with voters in Detroit.

[quote] “Ya betta thank a union memba for sick leave! You betta thank a union memba for paid leave! You betta thank a union memba for vacation time!” Kamala Harris shouted.

[quote] This is some of the worst pandering we have ever seen from Kamala Harris."

And more:

[quote] further r37, can you or someone kindly direct me as to where it is explicitly stated that Datalounge is intended uniquely for a left-leaning audience? perhaps you or someone could post a citation (with link) where Datalounge specifically states that only comments from left-leaning posters are welcome or tolerated? thx much in advance...

Comments from right-tilting posters are tolerated but certainly not welcome.

As it should be.

Poor little MAGA foot soldier. Sent here without knowing how mauled he's gonna get.

The basic troll pays to subscribe to pjmedia? Or does its masters? Is this the same troll who learned the word "cumdump" and proudly uses it like a toddler who just learned a funny sounding word and keeps saying it?

Gwen Walz uses her " teacher voice" to school Vance.

Good news for JD.

At least he'll be remembered for something after he's been spat out of the bottom of the far-right fringe.

R480 Why are you here, Hortense? Why don't you just go over to "Truth" Social before it collapses so you can get some lovin' vibes from your fellow MAGA idiots?

[quote] PJ Media, originally known as Pajamas Media, is an American right-wing subscription-based commentary website. It was founded in 2004, with its majority owner being software entrepreneur, billionaire and angel investor Aubrey Chernick, founder of Candle Corporation (acquired by IBM). Salem Media Group acquired the company in March 2019 PJ Media also operated the online television and video network PJTV, which ceased operations on May 11, 2016. (Wiki)

I was referring to what R473 posted, R488.

Gwen Walz is a treasure.

I'm tanned, rested, and ready!

In 2017 he endorsed a report by The Heritage Foundation (which is behind Project 2025) calling for IVF and fertility treatments to be limited

[quote]In 2017 he endorsed a report by The Heritage Foundation (which is behind Project 2025) calling for IVF and fertility treatments to be limited

Bygones!

Jimmy Hamel is an anchor tied to a cinder block.

[quote]Claudia Conway recently interviewed both parents at the same time and they all got along.

Now, yes, but in previous years she reputedly was a pain in her mother's ass because of their political differences. Most teens are, anyway, but she got a lot of attention for it.

Will we be surprised to learn that Lady Jaydee is a Conehead from the planet Remulak?

Trump/Vance = Kang/Kodos from "The Simpsons"

This is an excerpt from the report I mentioned at r493.

It says only heterosexual should have kids, wonder how Peter Thiel feels about that?

[quote] wonder how Peter Thiel feels about that?

Prolly like Alice here

Et tu, Laura?

Hey, JD, Laura has no biological children.

Every time he laughs, he sounds like an alien trying to mimic human behavior.

JD would have been amazing as one of the “V” people in that 1980s miniseries.

Is he on the spectrum, r496? How does one have zero social skills?

R501, I guess we found the lesbian version of Ernst Rohm!

Ok, maybe this is what JD is complaining about

This thread makes me want to eat a Krispy Kreme.

Fuck you, JD.

Without a hint of irony or malice, he just simply went there:

My gawd, he is so good at this!

JD follows Martyr Made, the Hitler apologist/Holocaust denier who is being platformed by Tucker Carlson

He has to like something, R512.

He told his kid to shut the hell up about Pokemon and he thinks his dogs are idiotic

R409, Not a generic "people" does the Trump campaign blame at the donut shop and Arlington, but a gender-specific "woman."

They hate women.

Q: What can we do about lowering the cost of daycare?

JD just says we should ask relatives to be unpaid babysitters

Chubby incel rationalizations.

So, now J.D. wants those childless cat ladies he demeaned to do free babysitting for some brats?

Plenty of grandmas and grandpas already have to keep working... imagine what it will be like after they destroy Social Security and Medicare. Not to mention that plenty of people don't get along with their (MAGAt boomer) parents, or their parents have no desire to raise more kids because they worked all their life and want to enjoy retirement. JD also suggested that childcare workers now have too much oversight, so we should get rid of all that and let some random kiddy fiddler or criminal watch your kids.

Justin Theroux thinks JD is a douchenozzle, too!

r515 So, if an education is a pre-requisite for being able to take care of some kids for a few hours a week, does he then agree with the notion that a teen girl shouldn't be forced to carry a pregnancy until she's completed enough education to deem her capable of the far more complicated task that is child rearing?

JD says school shootings are just a fact of life and we should just get over them!

Vance failing to execute a fist bump. This is from last year but I just saw it today for the first time.

Marcy gas his number. She knows he’s a fake and a phony and wants nothing to do with him.

Of course he showed up, tried to act concerned, but she saw right through that prick.

I love how she just blows him off. What a fucking pandering fool he is.

Sorry for the repeat at R522. I just noticed R496 already posted the same thing.

[QUOTE]Marcy gas his number. She knows he’s a fake and a phony and wants nothing to do with him.

Who is "Marcy" and how did she come to know he's so phony?

R521 He send his thoughts and prayers!

R525, it’s Marcy Kaptur - she’s the Congressional rep for “the snake along the lake” district and has been a Congressional rep for at least a decade.

She’s been around longer than this pathetic phony and has his number.

That useless prick has tried to ingratiate himself back into Ohio since Thiel bought his senate seat, but most of the Ohio Dems know he’s a lying, smarmy piece of shit and blow him off.

The thugs think he’s great. Of course.

Now he's spreading a fake story about Haitian Migrants eating pets. A bunch of lies designed to spread fear and hatred of immigrants. Fuck this asshole and his couch

Peter Thiel, find you another “boy”. This one is a fuck-up.

Peter probably just rolled off of some UCLA young Republican. He'll be fine!

[quote]Now he's spreading a fake story about Haitian Migrants eating pets. A bunch of lies designed to spread fear and hatred of immigrants. Fuck this asshole and his couch

People dumb enough to believe this shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

R531 All the MAGAts are posting this all over Twitter. They actually believe this bulshit.

R532 And no more fact-checks on false content, thanks to that fucker Elon.

So they hate women and continue to use black people to scare good ole white republicans to death. They are animals and are coming to eat your dogs.

[quote]Now he's spreading a fake story about Haitian Migrants eating pets.

And what's worse is that it's little Jimmy returning from school after brutal surgery to find out his beloved pet has been eaten by an undocumented criminal asylum seeker. All down directly to Crooked Biden and Comrade Kamala.

He is doubling down on the racist lies

I hate him. He is a worse pick than Palin for sure

What a smug, spiteful, arrogant, sleazy, pompous, malicious, spineless piece of shit he is.

JD is not a likable person. Trump, the con man, knows how to connect and communicate with his MAGAt cult. Many of those don’t relate to JD and deem him annoying at best. MAGAs have aunts, cousins, siblings, and friends that are “cat ladies” and wish them no harm. There are single older women that are MAGAs themselves.

As to treatment of dogs, focus needs to be stopping the cruelty of dog fighting. It it very prevalent and lucrative in South Carolina and other states. The vast majority of the people doing it are black men and Latino migrants. That is not racist, it is statistics.

The Trumps and JD don’t give a damn about animal cruelty.

[quote] He is doubling down on the racist lies

They are desperate and don't have much else in their playbook. You've heard of the notion of sunk-cost fallacy, right?

Keep those illegal aliens away from my pussy.

[quote]Many of those don’t relate to JD and deem him annoying at best. MAGAs have aunts, cousins, siblings, and friends that are “cat ladies” and wish them no harm. There are single older women that are MAGAs themselves.

yet every single one of them will sell them down the river for Project 25

This guy seems very fucked up, hottest mess ever.

beautiful

Is JD a transvestite, cross dresser, or part time transexual? She hates what he is.

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE JD VANCE AND WALZ DEBATE. If this debate gave us immigrants eating dogs, can you imagine?

The only thing that could redeem Vance at this point would be to endorse Harris/Walz.

^ ⭐️

How will he debate with Peter Thiel's dick in his mouth?

I just found out I'm a very distant relative to J.D. We both have Taulbee relatives from Breathitt county Kentucky: his great grandmother and my great-great grandmother had that last name. It being a rare name- and that area being very isolated until recently- tells me we must share some DNA.

Yes, I have blue eyes and carbface.

Same, r550, except closer.

His grandad and mine were brothers.

He can eat a pile of Dump’s dirty diapers and die twice for all I care.

I'd rather be related to Vivian Vance.

[quote] How will he debate with Peter Thiel's dick in his mouth?

There’s another hole I can put it in during the debate…

His favorite book was Boy Erased, about a boy forced into ex-gay conversion therapy

He needs to be run out of the senate as well.

He’s a fucking disgrace.

Maybe his ladyboy pussy is inviting, tight, and can twist, jiggle, grind, and juice up the entering cock with gusto. Petey knows something about JD the rest of us don’t.

Now he's accusing Haitians of spreading HIV

Haitians and HIV? What is this, 1982? Is he going to mention hemophiliacs next?

Vance and Trump are desperate to gin up some violence against Haitian immigrants so they can claim the nation is falling into chaos. They keep calling these people "illegal immigrants," when they're documented, and saying Springfield, OH is a flaming ruin, when the town is obviously fine. But the Big Lie is all Trump has.

Vance and team really won't stop until one of their fucktard followers in Ohio has a Hatian hanging from a tree. Then they will take absolutely no responsibility for it. Much like Jan 6th.

R538, You might be surprised how much harm MAGAts might wish upon or at least tolerate the infliction upon their own relatives. You've heard of the Civil War?

He's just straight-up evil and is doubling down on his lies about Haitians

The more JD has exposure, the more unlikeable he becomes. The guy can’t express warmth that appears genuine, shows no sense of humor, does not smile, and looks very uncomfortable speaking to random, ordinary people. His interpersonal skills have excessive rigidity and convey he’s not at ease. His effort at “small talk” with doughnut shop employees was bizarre.

[quote]Vance claims he and Trump have to "create stories" about migrants eating cats and dogs "so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people."

Creating Stories is what novelists do. Politicians need only refer to facts, otherwise they are provable liars. Which is why fact-checking is vital, despite threats when Creative Stories are precisely challenged.

JD Vance is like a young Dragrace Queen who's only entrainment experience is through TikTok videos.

He also pissed off more Ohioans yesterday by wearing a Michigan shirt. Small potatoes compared to the overt racism, but it's more proof of what a fraud and phony he is. Tight enough to show off his moobs, too.

Why has no media person asked the man why, if he is the elected representative of Ohio, is he repeating known lies which has fomented hate and chaos in a city he was sworn to represent and defend? I hope this is a central topic of the V-P debate.

R 567, unfortunately, it's not a Michigan shirt, but is a Middletown shirt in support of Middletown HS.

Creating a story

JD is a fucking piece of shit

Ripped people off with his "charity"

Once again, fucking MIDDLETOWN IS NOT APPALACHIA!

One goddamn stupid motherfucker.

^ I'm an Appalachian hillbilly and no one is allowed to say otherwise!

As an actual Ohio with hillbillies in both families, I'LL say otherwise, JD. You ain't kin.

^Ohioian

r575 Fuck the Buckeyes.

Nothing personal. I'm just legally obligated as a Michigander to greet you people this way whenever an opportunity presents itself. It's in our Constitution.

Our Constitution, too, r577!

"JD Vance should never be booked on another cable news show after admitting Trump world completely fabricated the hoax about Haitian migrants in Ohio eating cats and dogs. What a shocking admission on live TV. What's crazy is, he's given a chance to correct himself and he said three more times".

Turns out he created the Haitians eating dogs, cats and geese story to shine a spotlight on Springfield so they could draw attention to other real problems they are having. No probs about the bomb threats, Nazis descending on Springfield, closed hospitals, schools - not to mention the legal immigrant Haitians too terrified to leave their houses. Someone is going to kill one of them soon.

What a giant fucking arsehole. And he's fucking rude too.

Has he had any luck yet manufacturing a personality?

R581 nope, still no luck on that front. Still a sniveling, whiny asshole

And very fucking rude.

[quote]What a giant fucking arsehole. And he's fucking rude too.

That's my boy!

He looked drawn and exhausted on Face The Nation Sunday. The Ozempic is not agreeing with him.

R584 More like, "I've only met him once or twice. He got me coffee."

He’s a goddamned prick. A liar who won’t be happy until someone- or a lot of someones- are killed in Springfield.

Then he’ll show up and act like he’s all sympathetic for a photo op.

Ya fucking prick! YOU LIT THE FUSE!!! YOU lit the fuse to blow up the town then want to ride in with the fire department like some sort of “hero”.

FUCK YOU, you fucking domestic terrorist prick!

He does have great eyes. Too bad they're wasted on the dumpster fire that is the rest of him.

Maybe he does. . . Maybe it.s . . MAYBELLINE!

No matter how skinny he is he'll always have a fat face. That's why he has a beard.

There once was a Candidate Vance

Who kick-started Trump's lying rants

By making up stuff!

Some suffered? That's tough!

(They had to extinguish his 🔥pants🔥!)

The city is basically in lockdown because of Shady's shit.

Refuses to condemn Laura Loomer's racist comments about Indians (his own wife is Indian)

[quote] "whether you're eating curry at your dinner table or fried chicken, things have gotten more expensive thanks to her policies."

"How long have you worked at KFC? Okay, good. Does the 'K' stand for 'Kitten'? Jamaicans say they're very tasty. I'm totally not making that up, even though I am.

Is the 'F' word that food item there---Fido? Personally I prefer those large birds from local parks. At my house my totally legal immigrant wife calls it the Indian word 'goosing.' She loves to goose me at our totally American dinner table.

My wife isn't some prop I take out of my closet only to pose for those things people save when they point their portable communication devices at us for the Fake News. She has children. Children, cooking, going to church, her Big 3 Duties, she always says with a little click of her heels. It's so darn White.

Do I want to order something? Is that what human people do here? All right. I guess I would like a small sweet brown carbonated liquid, please. With cold ice.

Okay, good."

JD would visit dozens of countries if he became VP. Can someone ask him which Kamala policy raised inflation and prices in the U.K., and Italy and Germany and Australia?

JD needs his ass flogged. Something that is more intense than what happens in Petey’s S&M dungeon. Make that ass red with whelps. Force the truth from JD. Put permanent high heel marks in that chubby, bearded face. Make JD beg for a pee pee drenching like DJT enjoys.

(I think DJT just likes to watch.)

Are we going to start a new “JD Vance the Idiot” thread or just allow this one to fade away?

JD is a Fucking idiot, he sucks dtrump tiny baby balls!!