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My husband asked

Why I lie around w/ my legs spread wide. I said think about it. He said you’re horny? I said yes

by Anonymousreply 6August 22, 2024 8:37 PM

lube up

by Anonymousreply 1August 22, 2024 7:11 PM

Oh Lindsey, you don't have a husband silly. But you do spread them thunder thighs far and wide for Daddy Trump's 🍄 cap!

by Anonymousreply 2August 22, 2024 7:14 PM

I make my husband work hard while I relax on my settee. He mows, trims, prunes, sperays, waters, plants, etc while I drink Concord grape Crystal Light

by Anonymousreply 3August 22, 2024 7:17 PM

Why won't my husband come near? Is it odor?

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by Anonymousreply 4August 22, 2024 7:21 PM

So horny you couldn't add a period at the end of your needless sharing, OP?

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 5August 22, 2024 7:33 PM

don't be such a mincing prisspot, R5!

by Anonymousreply 6August 22, 2024 8:37 PM
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