Who would you rather work for

I'm happily retired, but thanks!

Faye at least has some self awareness. And she's just a garden variety bipolar. Roseanne's brand of crazy conspiracy loon is much more dangerous.

I voted for Faye, who I at least respect, which I've never done with Roseanne.

Rosanne, if I could live in the guest house in Hawaii and be the in house pet psychic. I would smoke weed and tell her what all her animals were thinking. I'm really good at it. I'm good with plants too, but not Roses for some reason. Paypal and Venmo accepted. No calls after 10pm.

Roseanne would be more fun if exhausting. Faye's mishegoss is all about what a big star she things she still is. Btw, at this point, Roseanne is better looking than old plastic Faye.

I can definitely imagine Faye has extremely interesting stories and anecdotes from behind the scenes. Granted it might be very difficult to get her to share them.

R4 good luck dealing with this as your alarm clock.

OP, you left out suicide.

I’d rather work for Satan than either one of those crazy hags

I’m surprised Faye is winning this poll. I would’ve thought it would be a toss-up.

Faye may be a handful and crazy, but she isn't batshit insane like Roseanne. At least Faye doesn't make you afraid of being killed.

Wanna bet, R11?

with Faye I'd have fun stories to tell my friends Roseanne would be depressing

Faye I would find her histrionics entertaining

I'd rather be in the unemployment line. No thanks to either.

This is gonna sound absolutely awful, but when unmedicated, Faye could be absolutely unhinged. But unlike Roseanne, it leads to some unintentionally hilarious moments and anecdotes.

With Video West closed, Faye's. One less errand to have to run.

are we talking about working for either one of them at their peaks? Cause if so, Faye by a country mile. It really wasn’t until she reached her mid-to late 40s did she start becoming really unhinged.

If we’re talking past their peak then the answer depends on my mood for the day.

Wanna bet, R18?

Faye. If you stay out of her eyeline you're golden.

Faye would at least be fun for a few days.

Roseanne's crazy and a MAGAT.....AND totally humorless.

Definitely Faye. I would never ever work for someone as insane as Roseanne. Just being around an insane person for long enough and you'll go a little crazy yourself.

Funny thing is, I could reasonably agree with the small kernel of what Roseanne and RFK Jr discuss in R7's clip - corporations have way too much influence in today's political process. They influence both parties and the SCOTUS as well.

But destroying the system - what Bannon et al want to do - only means that once chaos has settled, a dictatorship or some sort of single source of rule will come into play. Which is also not at all by or for the people.....

Faye would scream at you until you're in the fetal position and sobbing uncontrollably. All for having the thermostat set at 70 instead of 69. Roseanne is too lazy to put that much effort into yelling at the help. But I would work for Faye over working for Ellen.

Okay, throw Barbra Streisand in the mix. Would you rather work for a megalomaniac like THAT?

Roseanne stinks like shit. I’ll take Psycho Faye.

If I were an aspiring actor, working for Faye would open many more doors compared to Roseanne.

Rethink that, R27. Neither can open a door at this stage.

Faye Dunaway can be unintentionally entertaining, on AND off medication.

Faye by a mile. Roseanne doesn't even seem like a real adult. I'd work for either of them before I went to work for Ellen.

Roseanne won’t throw shit at you.

Faye is absolutely one of Hollywood’s most mentally unstable actresses of all time but the fact that Mara Hobel speaks of fond memories of working with Faye on Mommie Dearest and the fact that her son has turned out to be well-adjusted and is in her grandson’s life to me indicates that there is a good heart there, something Roseanne does not have.

Satan.

So it's a tossup.

I agree with R32.

I watched the HBO documentary about Faye.

If Faye is an uber-cunt, she sure has me fooled.

Roseann looks like she smells like a dirty diaper.

Working for Roseanne would mean having to hang around with (and be cordial to) people like RFK Jr and Tucker Carlson.

Found something on Threads that leads credence to R32’s reasoning:

“I finished FAYE. I love Faye Dunaway. I want her to win. I'm proud of her for speaking out about her bi-polar diagnosis. I worked for/ with Faye about a decade ago. Do l have stories? Sure. But to share stories of a person's mania/ bi-polar isn't the move. Especially after watching that doc. [bold] Just know that when I had cancer and was going through treatment, Faye Dunaway was one of the few people to call and check on me every single day. [/bold] That's Faye Fucking Dunaway. I want her to win.”

Faye all day. Somebody like Roseanne is too unpredictable. Plus she seems like a highs and lows type neurotic. I suspect Faye is a probably a bitch in general. But Roseanne seems like one of those “I love you, you’re the best”. Then when familiarity breeds contempt kicks in, you become Satan. Faye just seems like your typical east coast possibly bipolar rich white lady snob. Roseanne is dangerous. She might accuse you of rape.

I’d work for Faye over Julia Roberts, and Julia over Roseanne.

As long as I stayed out of Faye’s eyeline I think she’d be better to work with than Roseanne

Working with Faye will at least give you a fighting chance to get work in indie films which could lead to Hollywood.

Working for Roseanne will leave you working only in Christian indie films with no shot in Hollywood.

Faye, solely so I can get rambling voicemails like this.

It’s quite ironic that even after lampooning Terry O’Neill as a big big liar who pretended to be her manager, she now relies on handouts from his estate manager by their son Liam.

Roseanne has gay siblings. I’ll work for the non stealth-homophobe.

I genuinely think a Faye tirade would be markedly more interesting than one of Roseannes. Faye seems to have a sharper edge when it comes to bitching someone out, whereas Rosanne is always bitching in the most deplorable of ways.

I also think I should get a complimentary helmet with face-shield. Not one for water sports.