Joey Lawrence Just Can't Stay Married.

GTL.

He just needs to find the right man.

He creeps me out.

Whoa!

He used to be bald. Now he has something glued to the top of his head.

R5 He looks a mess. He isn’t good looking anymore because he looks too uncanny. And this man used to melt my butter as gayling.

I’m with R3

How many times has he been married?

He's learning about marriage from JLo. Two years of marriage seems to be the max for each of them.

She wants sole physical custody of the child. I wonder what the hell went down??

He should try getting gay-married the next time. He might enjoy the change.

I watched a few episodes of him and his brothers podcast. He talks, talks, talks, talks. Matt says four words...Joey talks, talks, talks. Andy says something witty/sarcastic, but you can't hear it because Joey is talking over him. A guest comes on, Joey talks about his experiences. He is totally self-involved. I can see why he can't stay married.

his pussy is ripe

Pass around party botttom

Joey is a gold star gay, children notwithstanding.

R10 Yeah, is she just being a controlling frau or did something bad happen?

DRUGS

When his face finally falls he’ll stay married.

He's like Zac Efron, kid stars who could have been good actors, Joey who was funny on "Blossom". But they both got caught up on their body obsession. They seem more concerned about appearance than performance. Even Zac's Ted Bundy was built like a brick shit house and he was just a handsome guy with a normal build.

Spouses:

Michelle Vella ​(m. 2002; div. 2005)​

Chandie Yawn-Nelson (m. 2005; div. 2020)​

Samantha Cope ​(m. 2022; sep. 2024)

(three children)

I've always preferred Matthew over him

What a surprise

Roid rage. Calling it right now. It's roid rage. He's an abuser. It takes a LOT for a new mother to leave the father of her baby. This is the most vulnerable time of both her and her baby's life. It must be very dire to flee this fledgling marriage with that baby and ask for sole physical custody.

He cheated. It said so in the DM with the name of the person he cheated with - some actress named Melina Alves (whoever that is).

Woh! Or was it Whoa! Do I even have the right Lawrence?

Fuck his ass until he says "Whoa".

He’s Hollywood trash. He’s almost 50 and can’t let go of his youth. He looks strange.

He's as orange as Donald Trump. I bet he leaves stains on the bedsheets when he gets up in the morning.

r10, she also wants it so when he has the kid 'no non family members be around'.

R21 yep Matthew was always the hottest..

Joseph Lawrence Mignogna. He must have the worst agents in Hollywood.

Never would have recognized him. He looks like an ageing British boy band member.

[quote]He should try getting gay-married the next time. He might enjoy the change.

Well, getting straight-married isn’t working for him.

Another kid, another broken marriage, and not much in the way of prospects these days. Hopefully he's learned a little about money management since his 2018 bankruptcy.

[quote] It takes a LOT for a new mother to leave the father of her baby. This is the most vulnerable time of both her and her baby's life. It must be very dire to flee this fledgling marriage with that baby and ask for sole physical custody.

MARY. Or it could be as simple as: baby made marriage worse rather than better. Wife was doing all the work with the baby, anyway, may as well get sole custody and child support.

[quote]she also wants it so when he has the kid 'no non family members be around'.

Such as his newest trollop?

I'm sure he could find some old sugar daddy who would still pay for his company.

He just hasn't met the right boy yet.

She couldn’t reconcile his Grindr app.

I recall Matthew Lawrence saying that he'd been proposition by a "famous Marvel director" for a role - basically he was sent to meet the guy in a hotel robe, then guy came out in a robe and asked him to take his clothes off.

I wonder if that was Bryan Singer.

R40 meet the guy in a hotel room, rather.

The boy just can't help it, he loves the pusssay.

The most tragic thing in the TMZ article is finding out his oldest daughters are named Charleston and Liberty.

The soon-to-be ex-wife sounds INSANE! She wants the ability to 'approve' non family members who the hell does she think she is? Being cheated on seems to deteriorate some women's mental abilities. It's like all rationale leaves and total emotion takes over. There are so many things wrong with a request like this. I hope Joey has some money left to hire a really good lawyer because his ex is gonna make the next 18 years extremely difficult for peaceful coparenting.

[Quote] She wants sole physical custody of the child. I wonder what the hell went down??

I don’t.

Probably a lot more than a lighthearted slap & a tickle, R10.

R10 have you seen Joey’s mom? She has that Jackie Stallone look.

[quote] then guy came out in a robe

[quote] meet the guy in a hotel room, rather.

Both can be true at the same time.

[quote] I hope Joey has some money left to hire a really good lawyer

No-ah.

Joey Lawrence and his wife filed for bankruptcy and their financial situation had gotten so dire, they sold off purses and wallets on eBay and unloaded some of their clothing at a used clothing store.

According to court documents obtained by The Blast, the actor and his wife, Chandie Lawrence, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in July 2017, with court docs revealing his expenses were leaving him $18,000 a month in the red.

Lawrence listed assets totaling $43,907.32 and liabilities in the amount of $355,517.27. His debts include $88,000 in back taxes, $132,000 in credit card bills, $32,000 for an unpaid loan, nearly $100,000 owed for automobiles and $54,000 in unpaid rent.

Among the assets include: $4,200 in household goods, $650 worth of holiday decorations/family artifacts and a hope chest, $1,485 in electronics, $3,500 in clothes, $350 in workout equipment, $2,500 for a men’s 1981 Rolex Datejust watch, woman’s watch and wedding ring bands and other jewelry.

His expenses are substantial with $13,500 a month in rent, $1,281 on water and sewer bills, $2,400 on food and housekeeping supplies, $1,000 on entertainment and $2,348 for one car lease and $498 on a second.

Lawrence’s monthly expenses totaled $25,505.35 leaving him in the red every month $18,539.35

In the docs, Lawrence said he only had $60 dollars in cash and $8,000 in the bank.

Lawrence lists himself as an actor who has worked in the business for 35 years. He says his average monthly income is $4,166 and his wife is unemployed. He makes an additional $2,500 in residuals for a grand total of $6,966 in monthly income. He does note he expects to obtain acting jobs in the future.

The docs reveal Lawrence made $534,000 in 2015, but only $58,000 in 2016. Presumably, the drop in income was due to Lawrence's television show, "Melissa & Joey," ending in 2015 after five seasons on ABC Family.

Prior to filing for bankruptcy, things got so rough that the couple sold purses and wallets on eBay for $463 and sold off used men and women’s clothing to Buffalo Exchange for $4,325.10. The couple also sold off furniture at a consignment shop for $1,836.70.

Lawrence also lists three cars — a 2014 Bentley, a 2016 BMW i8, and a 2105 Ford Flex – as being repossessed.

On January 5, the trustee filed docs explaining they sold off Lawrence’s loan-out company, Veritas Inc., at auction to the highest bidder for $56,000. The buyer will be collect all song, TV and movie residuals, royalties and other income owed to Lawrence for all work prior to his bankruptcy.

Joey and his wife had their debt discharged but the bankruptcy is still pending.

I know it’s an old article but the rent blows me away. I wonder if the podcast is Matthew and Andy’s way of helping Joey dig out of his financial hole.

Move into a one bedroom apartment and start an OnlyFans, Joey.

Did he have to sell his ass as part of the bankruptcy? It's gone.

Does he have "a" Cameo or "an" Onlyfans?

Where is Sheikh Trax born?

At R50: " The buyer will be collect all song, TV and movie residuals, royalties and other income owed to Lawrence for all work prior to his bankruptcy."

Does that mean in perpetuity?? Like, he lost all rights to his work and royalties forever? If so, that is brutal.

Did he not have a financial planner this whole time? No one should ever be behind on their taxes, ever. It's so easy to pay your taxes on time.

He's always impressed me as one of those people who used to be a celebrity, but still acts like he's a celebrity long after his tar faded into obscurity. He's never learned that one's place can change dramatically throughout life and if you're not willing to embrace whatever place you are currently in you're bound to disappointment and failure.

Tár

[quote]She wants the ability to 'approve' non family members who the hell does she think she is?

She gave birth to this child last year. It would be an odder request if their child was older.

The boy has zero money management skills. I remember way back when he was at the top of his earning game he was flying all his childhood buddies from back home on the east coast out to California every weekend to keep him amused, and most likely to show off. I thought then that he would die broke one day.

Joey Lawrence is a vain, entitled raging narcissist. Any woman who marries or even dates him going forward is insane. His track record STINKS.

Joey is guilty of that Sicilian thing that's been going on for 2,000 years.

All three Lawrence brothers have been on Cameo at some point - only Andrew is currently active.

Yea Matthew Lawrence is def the hottest but Joey used to be so hot on the 90s shows in jeans. 🔥

[quote] so hot on the 90s shows in jeans.

He looked especially good on Brotherly Love.

Jumping Ship was a fun vehicle for them.

That didn't make any sense.

[quote] He makes an additional $2,500 in residuals ... the highest bidder for $56,000. The buyer will be collect all song, TV and movie residuals, royalties and other income owed to Lawrence for all work prior to his bankruptcy.

This makes no sense. It sold for two years worth of payments.

Joey lacks horse sense.

[quote] She gave birth to this child last year.

I understand that R59, but she also said she was fine with two visits a week, but the child has to 'give consent' for any extended visits. Why does a child need additional 'consent' to spend more time with her own father? The way she worded the request was very strange. It's like she doesn't trust Joey to take care of the child for more than two days. If she doesn't trust him, why have a child with him at all?

R70 Never underestimate the mental delusions of a woman scorned.

One time I was watching Downtown Julie Brown interview celebs at some premiere live on MTV and he walked into the shot when no one was there for a minute and it was clear she was not supposed to interview him or didn't want to, but she recovered and said "Hello, Darlin'..." He seemed greedy-needy.

[quote]If she doesn't trust him, why have a child with him at all?

The loss of trust probably occurred when she was taking care of their baby and he was fucking a married costar. The estranged wife's camp also claims that he lied to their marital counselor while continuing to philander. Whoever called him a narcissist upthread might be amused to see that he's also accused of 'love-bombing.'

What's "love bombing", precious? What's "love bombing"?

I guess I'm the minority here because I find him hot. Especially for 50.

People gave equal time to Lawrence's vague suggestions that everything is Cope's fault and that the split was coming anyway.

If you read the original coverage of their wedding, he was unenthusiastic. The timing raised questions of whether it was a surprise pregnancy and he felt roped into marriage. He was almost 50 by then and knew how to avoid such things.

You're left with the idea they're both crazy. Timelines may have also been fudged to obscure whether his relationship with Cope coincided with the end of his previous marriage.

That's a really perceptive point, but in a way he still is a celebrity, I mean how many people can name the rest of the actors from Blossom? But yeah there are those celebs who really are celebs for being ex-celebs, only they don't know it.

I think he looks better with the hair shaved, without that cone-like hair on top. He seems to still work, in cheesy, unknown movies.

But there are some actors who make weirdly surprising comebacks. I never really count anyone out any more. For every has-been there may be another Tarantino who wants to give them a job.

R77 Hopefully he can hit the taint lottery.

[quote] there may be another Tarantino who wants to give them a job.

The industry really needs more people to do that.

Joey Lawerence.

I view him as I do David Copperfield. They both look gay but are pussy hounds.

R81 That’s exactly what he looks like. The gay face of an early aughts cunt from the lowest east side. It’s too manicured and just fake looking.

Yeah, he looks like he waxes his ahole on the regular...

From 2011:

[quote] Joey Lawrence Lists Encino Mansion

WTF kind of car did he lease for $2400/mo!? iiiiiiiidiot

R85 What are you referring to?

R86, it was mentioned in one of the bankruptcy articles posted upstream.

R85 Probably the Bentley. If he was paying that much on a Ford Flex he’d easily win the Stupidest Person Alive award. As of now, he’s just in the running.

I was making out at the sperm bank, but they eventually started turning me away! Apparently they were getting supplied by some guy named Cody.

Blossom revival talk, 2017

R89 Would be awesome but I hope they recast him because he doesn’t look like a real person.

It would be hilarious (and perhaps a little sad) to see how fast a casting director could find a young actor who looked credibly like Joey (and the other brothers).

I'm assuming the idea was a revival with them at the ages they would be currently.

R91 I didn't watch Blossom that closely. There were more than two borthers?

*brothers

He was so adorable.