I’m screaming “GET UP! GET UP! CLEAN UP THIS MESS!” after emptying Tina’s closet.
Let’s be Joan Crawford’s Discipline
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 25, 2024 3:12 PM |
EAT PEAS!! EAT MEAT!
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 21, 2024 4:56 PM |
I’m 100 proof vodka, carried everywhere.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 21, 2024 5:04 PM |
I’m the pool house / detention centre.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 21, 2024 5:12 PM |
I'm repeating SURVIVE, SURVIVE, SURVIVE, .... as I try to outrace a moving vehicle... on foot!
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 21, 2024 5:12 PM |
I'm the rodeo.
I've been here many times before!
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 21, 2024 5:16 PM |
I’m not mad at you, OP, I’m mad at the dirt!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 21, 2024 5:30 PM |
I'm no wire hangers.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 21, 2024 7:02 PM |
[quote] I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you.
Stupid Tina!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 21, 2024 7:05 PM |
I move the potted plant when mopping.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 21, 2024 7:23 PM |
When all else fails, use a can of Old Dutch cleaning powder. Besides, what does that pitiful Ms. Jenkins know about cleanliness.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 21, 2024 7:43 PM |
Amateur...
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 21, 2024 8:01 PM |
Sister, she's just a common tramp. Do you have a solitary confinement facility here at the abbey?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 21, 2024 8:06 PM |
I’m yelling at the headmistress that she’s UNDERREACTING!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 22, 2024 1:40 AM |
No you won't? YES YOU WILL.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 22, 2024 2:49 AM |
I’m tearing down bitches AND bitches of bearing walls.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 22, 2024 3:02 AM |
[italic](violently snatching file)[/italic]
Un-SUIT-able ? ! ? !
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 22, 2024 3:35 AM |
I’m the luck Christina needs after she’s not been given a cent for rent.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 22, 2024 4:10 AM |
I’m strangulation.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 22, 2024 4:50 AM |
I’m the iron clad willingness to fuck any director, any producer, anywhere, any time.
Q: Did you resent being pressured to use the casting couch?
A: Well, it sure beat the cold, hard floor!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 22, 2024 5:12 AM |
I'm the refusal of meds since alcohol gets the job done.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 22, 2024 5:17 AM |
I’m the empty flask that is thrown against the carseat after Joan tells Tina she should’ve known Tina knows where to find the boys, AND the booze.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 22, 2024 7:37 PM |
Christopher, I'm going to WATCH you clean your foreskin thoroughly. There will be no smegma in this home!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 22, 2024 9:05 PM |
I’m the decreasing vegetable portions that accompany Christina’s uncooked steak lunch.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 23, 2024 10:49 AM |
I’m the harness strapping Christopher in bed.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 24, 2024 3:15 AM |
I’m the sharp edge of a perfectly starched sleeve.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 24, 2024 3:23 AM |
I was molested!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 24, 2024 3:23 AM |
I’m the compliments to the Chadwick school and it’s IMPECCABLE reputation.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 24, 2024 3:30 AM |
I’m drinking and driving.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 24, 2024 6:35 AM |
“I’m not one of your fans!” 👋🏼
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 24, 2024 6:42 AM |
I’m the beautiful rose bushes that were “pruned” by Joan while wearing an Edith Head original ballgown in the garden. I’m also what appears to be menstrual blood on Joan’s face to denote scratches from said roses. Despite the pain of menses, Joan still makes sure both of her “bushes” are neatly trimmed…….
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 24, 2024 7:37 AM |
I'm the socks Joan can handle.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 24, 2024 8:24 AM |
Carol Ann, I have asked you to keep the children quiet today. And for Christ's sake, get them out of the garden!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 24, 2024 12:03 PM |
I'm the cries of "Barbara, please! Please, Barbara!" as some bitch I just met tries to involve herself in my personal family affairs.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 25, 2024 12:01 AM |
Just watched ‘’Grand Hotel’’ 1932. She was great.Looked good-did a great job.I think she was around 26? Please don’t trash me but the film should be carefully and professionally COLORIZED.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 25, 2024 3:12 PM |