Lets Be Mad Men Part II!

Link to the first thread.

Thanks OP!

I’m Joan’s torpedo tits entering the room 30 seconds before the rest of her body.

I'm the Japanese businessman who wonders how she doesn't tip over.

We're the pastrami sandwiches offered to clients.

I'm the big jugs of creme de menthe that everyone in the office gets drunk on during Sterling Cooper's election night party in 1960.

I'm the closet that holds the booze and cigarettes. For the partners.

I'm on the street where you live.

I’m Peggy’s horrible fashion sense that never improves.

I'm the storyline that goes nowhere- Harry Crane chats up Joey and near the end of the conversation tells him how handsome he is. A moment later Joey tells Peggy that Harry's another queer that every agency has one.

Harry always seemed like a bit of a fairy to me and he was drooling over Joey.

Peggy never had any fashion sense. She was like a lot of fat girls. You wore what hid your fat rolls the best.

I'm Paul Kinsey who is left behind when the others leave the company.

R11 = Karen Carpenter

I'm Lane Pryce and once I went black, I never went back.

I'm the cat Peggy's mom told her to get after seeing a rat in her apartment.

I'm Lane's elderly father showing my sissy son who's boss!

I'm Greg's donkey dick joke that makes Joan laugh while Greg is giving her stitches.

I'm Roger's ulcer. Drinking milk won't help me.

I’m Don’s half brother.

All I want is a relationship with Dick, instead he gives me a shoebox full of cash. An amount of money most American in the 60s would kill for.

I’ll hang myself in the hotel.

You hanged yourself in part I.

I'm the homosexual English car salesmen in the Cadillac showroom who perks up when he realizes Don is with Sterling Cooper.

I'm Sally's first period. I show up at the natural history museum while Sally is there with Glen.

I'm the orange sherbet Megan didn't like which pissed Don off.

"It tastes like perfume!"

Some of you need to read Part I...

I'm Bert Cooper's van dyke. And tartan socks.

I’m the liquor and delicatessen!

I'm still the cast of Mad Men performing Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up!

I'm the tiny line of coke Joan does that makes her feel like she just got some really good news!

I’m those weird lumps all over Meagan’s rabbity face.

R25 true

I'm Megan. Everyone spells my name in every possible way except for the way it's actually spelled.

I'm the animated man who falls down the building in the opening credits.

I’m a recording of the melody of “Autumn Leaves” that was slowed down or adapted (I forget which) for the Mad Men opening credits.

^^Found the info

Looks like the Autumn Leaves sample was slightly sped up for the RJD2 version.

I never like the theme song. But the graphic/animation was great. And loved how they captured Draper with his arm over a couch mirroring the graphic several times during the show's run. Not too often tho.

r19 - that storyline was recounted already in Part I.

We're the names on the opening credits that go by too fast.

I’m the epic cat fights between Joan and Jane.

I’m Dr. Faye (my favorite female character in the show).

Dr. Faye and her lisp can go straight to hell!

I'm the peep hole in the box while looking at the eclipse.

I'm the previews for the following week's show that are just a random jumbles of clips that mean nothing.

I'm Elisabeth Moss pissed that I never got an Emmy win for my years on the show. I was the star, after all.

I'm Betty's numb hands.

I'm Bob Shaw. The hot air conditioner salesman.

I'm the German au pair's Bonwitt Teller dress stained with red wine that Pete exchanges for a new one. Joan helps him out. It's lies all around during this awkward scene.

I'm the orgasm of satisfaction that everyone felt when Pete got punched in the face.

“You’re a grimy little pimp!”

I'm Betty's washing machine after the air conditioner guy leaves. **wink wink**

I’ve been rewatching it and I didn’t notice was an ungrateful cunt Megan was the first time. Bitch is trying to start an acting career thinking she’s an artist. Wasting tons of mone cosplaying poor with her thespian friends. .

I’m the new happy Pete in California wearing a baby blue polo shirt.

R12 im glad I left his cracker ass and dodged that bullet!

Betty really did pull some hot dick. That bitch.

I'm Scarlett. I can't be fired, but my story line goes nowhere.

Scarlett. Forgot about you almost immediately.

I'm the telephone operator closet

I'm Jane Siegel's apartment. Roger ruins me.

I'm Yiddish, the language Jane speaks when she's high on acid.

I’m sally reading Don and Betty for filth after they both flirt with underaged friends in the same episode

^^Read labels!

I'm jai alai.

I'm the blood Don needs to wipe off his mouth so Roger can take him to lunch.

I’m the elevator operator.

I'm the blood Roger asks Don to wipe off from his mouth after there 1hr 45m meeting with Dow Chemical.

I'm the letter Don doesn't want to hear about.

I'm the combination of 2 dozen oysters, several pitcherfulls of martinis, one piece of cheesecake and a "broken" elevator...the foolproof formula for REVENGE for hitting on your work colleagues wife.

I'm McCaan Erickson

I'm 34%.

I'm a top secret ladies' cigarette

I am Marley Shelton and Joanna Going, both having played Victoria Winters.

R68 Don was playing with fire there.

I'm either Jackie or Marilyn.

I'm the crying that Joan doesn't allow in the break room.

I'm the red dress with the bow in the back the makes Joan look like a Christmas Gift.

I'm the inappropriate giggles from my couch whenever someone referred to Peggy as "pretty."

I don't care if he never plays another viable role again....Hamm nailed it with his Don Draper role. It was spot on.

I love this series and re-watch it every few years.

r67 is why.

I’m the Hershey bar that’s the only sweet thing in little Dick Whitmans life

I'm the barbie doll thrown in the bush. I was a gift to Sally from the haunted Baby Gene.

I'm the telephone bill Francine shows Betty, proving her husband is having an affair. I ask Betty for advice because I know her husband has had many affairs. I suddenly realize Betty is kinda dumb. Or is she??

R81 - Betty is not smart.

I'm the picnic in the park where all the trash was left behind.

R78 I think Don called it when he called her "cute as hell"...I sort of agree...she could be cute and have "cute appeal" though that went down in the last few seasons what with the helmet hair and very unflattering late 60's corporate fashions.

R81 literally the season finale scene with her shrink, the episode after the one you mentioned, shows she is far from stupid.

R79 I'm the decline of quality writting in the last 3 seasona proven by that same line.

I’m Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce Cutler Gleason & Chaough. I’m a mouthful!

I'm an overrated and largely forgotten show.

quality "writting?"

r88 stfu.

I'm Irene Dunne and I remind the guys of Peggy.

R88 contributing to this thread betrays his own statement.

I'm the Corner Office.

Anyone have any guess as to why they got rid of Mrs. Blankenship? Was the cast of regulars jealous of the fans' love for her? Seriously I LOVE Mad Men. Everyone except Meghan. However Mrs. B is my favorite by far. Then she was just rolled away.

Ida Blankenship, the queen of perversions.

She was an Astronaut!!