Ella Emhoff

All those scribble tattoos remind me of Paris Jackson.

Spectacle, certainly.

I would date her just to meet Cole.

Yawn...

Very homely, why anyone thought she is model material is beyond me

Billy Carter vibes.

Maybe they can work with her a bit from a style perspective. Oops, she is a fashion designer in addition to a model. Nepo First Baby

Aren't we all spectrum? And if you think you aren't...you are.

Fuck off Autism troll - she's just butt ugly.

Nonbinary?

Kind of looks like Mackenzie Davis

quite small tits

Verizon.

Future first daughter.

No, just plain, OP.

Does she appear like she was constructed in a mannequin factory?

No spectrum, just desperate for attention.

She's just a hipster.

Go away, Republicans. You probably think Eric Trump is hot

You don't have to be a Republican to see that she is quite homely.

I don't care for her style, but as long as she's not a druggie, grifter, or a felon, who cares. She isn't going to live in the White House, she's an adult.

Why do you care, loser?

What is with DL’s obsession with the spectrum and autism. It’s almost always used as a diss. We are fags and dykes. You don’t find it ironic that you are trying to weaponize autism.

Her style is very off-putting. I don't know what she's going for, but it just doesn't flow.

She should have dressed for the occasion. She's giving try too hard vibes.

Why is she so much taller than her brother? Odd.

Ugliest first daughter since Amy Carter.

Thanks, R26!

Her brother is cute.

R27 Um..

R20 You never know.

I like gold

Is Ella gay?

I didn't say she was the only ugly one since Amy just the ugliest.

She is not ugly. She doesn’t wear makeup.

Well, OP, you've convinced us. We will NEVER vote for Ella Emhoff!

Seems normal to me.

What's on her laptop?

[quote]It’s almost always used as a diss. We are fags and dykes. You don’t find it ironic that you are trying to weaponize autism.

Autism is a problem.

Homosexuality is not.

It’s pretty straight-forward, dumbfuck.

R38 You are a fucking idiot.

You’re a fucking bigot.

I think Emma’s got a big political future. There’s gold in them/their hills.

She might consider cleaning up her Instagram a bit if her stepmom is to become President.

Did she say something like "Trump is Hitler"? r42 If so, I can show her how to erase that

R32 She has a boyfriend.

She was crying during her dad's remarks. Seems a bit of a weirdo, but there's a good heart there I think. But I bet her father sighs a lot.

She looks like her mother and her brother looks like Doug

Oh Jesus, wear a shirt with sleeves.

Hideous ink.

Dump knocked down Junior when he wore a hoodie instead of a suit so he wouldn't put up with Ella's outfit. I guess you can look at it as a positive that Doug is accepting of his children.

[quote] Ugliest first daughter since Amy Carter.

If Kamala gets elected, I wonder if Ella and Cole will accompany their parents to meet Pope Francis like Amy Carter did when Jimmy and Rosalyn met Pope John Paul II or when Ivanka tagged along to Trump's meeting with Pope Francis.

Will Ella design a black dress and veil for her Momala? Will Ella go to a Papal visit? Maybe, Ella will draw inspiration from the dress Amy Carter wore to a Papal visit.

I love her armpit hair.

R51 Ample body hair seems to run in that family

When will we all be seeing her dick pics?

*Xier* dick pics.

[quote] Autism is a problem.

Only as far as it’s your obsession. Seek therapy.

In fairness to her - and her step-mother's job isn't her responsibility - she did make an effort to look the Bushwick version of presentable at Biden's inauguration. Leave the odd little elf alone, she's in an impossible position. If this hadn't happened she'd just be one more high fibre, low carbon footprint, daddy I need some moneysomething quietly puzzled about why living in New York isn't like she thought it would be.

Yeah, she definitely tried to clean up. Thom Browne suit! She had her glasses off at the beginning of her dad's speech when maybe she was sure the camera would be on her? She kept messing with her hair, I think she looked nervous. Anyways, has no one seen an art school kid before?

Is she wearing a cape?

Weird.

She making ugly to attract ugly.

It's become a thing.

Move along.

They/Them

She’s dressed like a Dead End Kid

Every family has one of those these days.

Nothing to see here.

Somebody too “Girls” a little too much to heart

Yeah, at least she's still a girl.

I can just see her going arm to arm around a room of dignitaries babbling nonsense like Ivanka.

R57 gets it.

She has affluenza. She's one of those gen z kids of millionaires who are mortified about it so they basically become an episode of Maude. Ultra liberals who humiliate themselves with their attempts at appearing that they are living not on daddy's money. But basically good hearted and inoffensive.

It is why we have to nip nepotism and by extension 'legacies' and dynasties. Doug came from the middle class and become a million dollar lawyer. Raised the kids in Brentwood, sent them to the best schools. But they never experienced the Jersey burbs. They never worked in McDonalds. Through no fault of their own they don't have the instincts that Kamala and Doug have. Luckily they have no political aspirations, unlike the Trump spawn.

I see her more as weaver of Tik Tok truths, in iambic pentameter.

[quote] Anyways, has no one seen an art school kid before?

She's 25. She should have ditched the quirky ensemble after graduation.

I really wish we were more sink or swim in this country. Estates over $1M should be taxed at 90%, 500k to $1M at 60%, 100k to 499k at 20k and no tax under 100k.

Compared to Dump's heinous kids and their spouses, she's utterly harmless. It's one thing to fun to make fun of the way she dresses, but beyond that, I wish people would leave her alone.

R72 I agree. I like her.

Girls who rebel like that often got late night, whiskey-breathed visits early on…

Stop projecting, R74,

When I was young, if I called a girl like that ugly, my mother would say, "Awww...she's not ugly -- she's [italic]homely.[/italic]

For R1

She could use a bit of filler. Her lips are really thin.

Timothee better watch out. She could do the Dylan biopic if he throws a tantrum too far.

none of our business and i hope she has a happy and healthy life.

You know Republicans have been champing at the bit for years now to be able to call her a lesbian or hermaphrodite or whatever the spirit of Rush Limbaugh compels them to say. And instead she has a boyfriend, or at least she did back when Claudia Conway came out.

She wore a tux to her brother's wedding. Make of that what you will. Maybe gender neutral or lesbian. Maybe just ballsy. So many women look dreadful balancing on heels in a dress that does not flatter. Few are brave enough to stick on a pair of pants before menopause.

[quote]Compared to Dump's heinous kids and their spouses, she's utterly harmless. It's one thing to fun to make fun of the way she dresses, but beyond that, I wish people would leave her alone.

I think people to a great extent are leaving her alone in large part because she's Harris step-daughter. But when you put yourself out there as a model and market yourself in the public eye, it's going to be completely hard to avoid. You can't compare her situation to Chelsea Clinton, Amy Carter or even the Obama girls.

Shit, Cynthia Marinoni was never in the public eye, other than being married to Cyntia Nixon, and look at all the crap she had to endure (including on here).

[quote]Few are brave enough to stick on a pair of pants before menopause.

R83? Do you know any women at all?? Have you left the house since 1950?

I know what she's trying to do, but could use lessons from the master, Chloë Sevigny, on how to do it right.

[quote] none of our business and i hope she has a happy and healthy life.

This is Datalounge, honey. Everything here is our business.

We are ALL spectrum! I'm sick of this shit.

R87 😆 right.

Wow, the energy in here is vastly different compared to the Barron threads.

She went to Wildwood in LA for high school. Other notable alumna include Rumer Willis. Though Rumer went to Interlochen freshman year. Omg, Chappell Roan went to Interlochen. Wikipedia is a maze!

[quote] Wow, the energy in here is vastly different compared to the Barron threads.

Why would it be otherwise? Her worst "crime" is being a Gen Z cliche with bad style, he's the spawn of Satan who follows nazi alt-right influencers and is alleged to have killed animals and attacked people.

R92 She has mad style.

OP Favor?

See, i'm not the nuerodivergent one

[quote]Only as far as it’s your obsession. Seek therapy.

I’m not the obsessed person constantly bringing up “neurodivergence” i.e. disability.

I’m not the one that needs therapy.

Earrings! Caftans!

Ella looks great here:

Hope Walz has tattoos. Maybe, she and Ella will be tat buddies.

I think I’d like her better if she just didn’t work at all, as opposed to selling arts and crafts and pretending it’s a career, but I think that reflects more poorly on me than it does on her. I’m probably jealous that she can do whatever she likes. She isn’t hurting anyone except a few models who missed out on jobs. And it seems like she’s done with that. She’s fine. And she isn’t ugly, just mousy. By choice.

She does look good in the photo at R98. Did she get fillers or is that just makeup?

[quote]Spectrum?

No. Just ugly, trashy and vulgar.

I work with about a dozen 20 something women who look/dress just like her. And I see more everywhere. It’s not that weird or unusual.

She reminds me of the movie trope of the supposed ‘ugly girl’ character who takes off her glasses in a makeover montage and is suddenly pretty.

R103 right 😂.

[quote] I think I’d like her better if she just didn’t work at all, as opposed to selling arts and crafts and pretending it’s a career

She's been fairly successful as a fashion model for several different high-end brands. I'm sure she gets paid well.

[quote] No. Just ugly, trashy and vulgar.

You've described a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser magnificently.

lol this article

Ain’t nun wrong with that chile looks.

That's it. I can't vote for Ella now and will have to vote for Trump. For the third time.

She's beautiful and has a radiant smile.

I have a crush on Hope Walz

Hope Walz is pretty in a wholesome kind of way. She looks better wearing the Harris/Walz camo hat more than how Ella looked.

I just like the fact they’re taking flags and camo and trolling the right with what freedom really means.

I didn't realize how much Hope looks like her father, r112. Cute.

Fugly. Belongs in dog kennel

Ella has a unique style of beauty. Uniqueness is making a comeback.

Oh, no!. Not the knitting club!

So she and her brother could have a SS detail for the next 4 years if Kamala wins? Wow. If I was in her shoes I’d ask daddy and Momala for some $$$ and then high tail it overseas for the duration of “the madness”