Let's be Janet Jackson's Bathroom.

Really, OP? All this because someone said Madonna had a hump?

I’m the Madonna stans hired to unclog it.

Madonna’s the one with the fake bloated ass. Her poor toilet seat.

Madge had no control over her bowels.

Shat her depends again.

Plop.

Well, this thread certainly backfired.

I'm the large size Cottonelle wipes.

Puke.

Ugh.

Her poor shenis.

Madge almost died over a yeast infection last year. Her vage is rancid.

OMG.

Madge shits in a pan.

I’m the Tanita scale still set at 5’9”, 35 years old…

I'm the cotton candy scented candle. She's going to use it when she loses enough weight to soak in the tub. Goals.

I'm the twin Sub-Zero full-size food preservation system. One on each side of the commode.

I'm the Metamucil Gummies in the medicine cabinet.

I am the ozempic shit-stained sheets balled up in the corner, waiting for Rosita in the morning.

I am the Invisalign container actually used to keep her nose in at night.

I'm the rusty IUD.

LOL you all are ON IT! I was going to post R14 but you beat me to the punch.

I'm the pit bull scratching on the door while Jan is trying to dump.

I am the drawer full of AAA, AA, D volt batteries, extension cords, and jumper cables used to keep her love life going.

Didn't a rat crawl across HAGdonna's bathroom behind her during one of her more embarrassing Instagram posts several years ago?

It did! It's at the 9:55 mark in the bathroom vid linked on this page! EW!!

I'm the Poo-Pourri

I am the clothes hamper she keeps old hijabs and that kid she had for a paycheck in.

I’m the janitor trying to figure out if it’s shit that’s clogged the toilet — or a bunch of Madonna albums. I mean, same diff

I'm the bathmat that's too big for the bathroom. I keep blocking the towel closet when she tries to open it. I'm purple by the way.

I’m the shrine built to memorialize the 22”‘waist she had that year in the late 90s.

I'm the toilet paper stick.

Cut her some slack. We’re all still coming to grips with the loss of Michael the superstar. She’s dealing with the loss of family.

I'm the stockpiled tubes of Pearl Drops and Gee Your Hair Smells Terrific.

I’m the rag on a stick!

Duchess of Denny’s

I’m the Baja Fresh sharts!

That rat running across Madonna’s bathroom is GROSS.

OMG that poor fat gorilla Jabba had a freakout in here. Someone is off its meds.

Meanwhile, Jane Jacket is still irrelevant.

[quote]Well, this thread certainly backfired.

Indeed, and the HAGdonnabots are INCENSED.

Those pics of Madonna’s big, fake ass are 🤮.

Madonna can’t afford an exterminator.

Gorilla, we all know the Madonna posts are all you.

And that Janet is still a has-been.

Of course HAGdonna shat in a bowl. You can take the girl out of the trailer park…

I'm the toilet paper that has the design of Janet's Virgin contract on it.

[quote]I am the Invisalign container actually used to keep her nose in at night.

I'm the Invisalign failure. "I didn't lose it - it FELL off!"...

OP, Madonna lives in her rat-infested bathroom, is constantly taking shits on the toilet and has an inflated fake ass. Janet has nothing on Madonna’s bathroom habits. Madonna kept screaming that she couldn’t stop shitting in her last documentary. That macrobiotic diet leads to massive stinky turds.

Madonna lights a candle when she’s on the shitter.

Imagine being paid to follow her around all day in various states of undress.

Madonna forgot to wipe. 🤮

Prolapsed anus.

[quote] Imagine being paid to follow her around all day in various states of undress.

Imagine being so desperate that you have to post 47 times on here.

Oh, wait, you can, gorilla. You can.

I can’t stand him, but 50 Cent dragged her for that under-the-bed photo. What on earth would make her do that to herself?

I'm the funhouse slender stretch mirror.

1,3, 4,5,6, 7, 9,10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 22, 25, 26, 38, 40, 41, 42,44, 47, 48, 49, 50, 52 are ALL Janbot Jabba. Holy SHIT. Trolldar it.

Janet is a no talent has been who had to get Paula to body double for her in her videos bc Janet couldn’t dance aside from robotic military easy dancing. She can’t sing. Shit, BRITNEY can sing better than Janet. Remember her attempt to show power in Again? Everyone laughed. She can’t act for shit. She’s a nepo baby giving away her concert tickets for Uber rides.

Her toilet is filled with her unpurchased concert tickets.

R54 is off her meds. Gurl, Janet is Shitney’s mother. She begat not only Shitney, but all the other dance-pop and R&B tartlets over the last several decades whose careers were obviously patterned off of hers.

But you already knew that.

55 You are blocked, bitch. Go spew your bullshit somewhere else. You are hated here. Janet is a worthless, talentless ho. Nepobaby. She couldn’t get a job at Burger King if she weren’t a Jackson. Least talented ho in music history.

[quote]55 You are blocked, bitch.

😆 yeah, sure. And even if was “blocked,” don’t you know that blocking someone is a form of weakness? If you can’t take the heat, go jump off a bridge.

I’m the issues of watchtower Katherine Jackson left on the back of the commode

We’re good times!! 👍 🚽

I'm the Dexatrim wrappers.

I’m the coffee shit stains smelly panties lying around.

I'm the empty roll of toilet paper.

I'm the crust on the pointy awards.

I'm the exhaust fan.

I'm the industrial sized exhaust fans:

I'm the nipple.

I'm the smelly, empty Chitterlings containers all over the bathroom floor used to collect her loose bowel movements because "she can't make it to the toilet."

Did someone tell Madonna that pics of her squatting on a chamber pot were sexy? It is disturbing and creepy.

Agreed, R68.

68 Keep the focus on Jan. Janbot loves when the focus goes to Madonna, though Madonna is superior to Jan in every way.

I’m the skid marked panties hanging on the shower bar.

A full 28 responses are Janbot/Jabba, many 5 to 6 responses in a row. It can’t stand Janet getting any tiny criticism.

R70/R71 is the Jabba troll, incensed that her thread didn’t go as planned.

Exactly R71. It's hilarious how for years Jabba has spammed Datalounge with thread after thread constantly attacking Madonna and also attacking her children...

Then Jabba has a total batshit crazy psychotic meltdown in this thread when it's reciprocated! You're a thin skinned little snivelling whining cunt Jabba. It must make you seethe with rage and jealousy that Janet is so grossly obese and that she can't sing, can't sell music or concert tickets, can't fill a venue, can't get a record contract and at best - is vaguely remembered as an eighties nostalgia act - similar to Paula Abdul and about the same singing, dancing level as Abdul.

And let's not forgot that Janet is a paedophile protector as well.

“…my panties that smell and all…”

— HAGdonna, Truth or Dare

Fat like a whale with a quadruple chin.

Wrinkly, old and saggy.

Can't sing and too fat to move. From 8 months ago.

[quote]Then Janbot has a total batshit crazy psychotic meltdown in this thread

R75 Yikes! Old, fat, wrinkly and fugly.

Paula is infinitely more talented than Jan.

I did feel bad for her when 50 Cent made fun of that IG post where her big fake butt is poking out from under the bed. He really annihilated her, so much so that she addressed it herself on social media.

She looks like she’s about to pinch a loaf at R6.

I'm the grease trap drain unclogger truck which Janet has on speed dial...

SO gorgeous.

Meanwhile, Madonna’s mouth looks like an anus at R50.

We ALL know she doesn't look anything like that R81. That's filters, face tune, more filters and Photoshop and lots of it. It's easy to see around the shape of her head too. Badly done.

In reality - Janet looks exactly like she looks like the video at R75. Videos don't lie sorry - but you do Jabba. None of us believe anything you post here R81 because it's all bullshit and faked images.

I think people are forgetting in most of Madonna’s recent pics she is, as Elton John sings, “HIII-I-IIGH as a kite by then.” Weren’t most of those taken before her Narcan “allergic reaction” intervention?

For the sissy at R82, videos DON’T lie, so this one’s just for you.

LOL R83, agreed. She’s high as fuck and looks a mess. I was embarrassed that she postponed her tour just so she wouldn’t have to compete with Beyonce and Taylor.

Are you actually trying to say that Madonna postponed her tour R85? She already completed it and the final show was performed in front of a record 1.6 million people on Brazil's Copacabana beach.

Beyoncé and Taylor aren't in Madonna's league. Madonna is in her own league. That's why this stupid comparison between Madonna and Janet Jackson is so futile.

Here's one taken just last week. SO gorgeous.

This is from yesterday. SO young. SO gorgeous.

I’m the bucket of KFC she eats while sitting on the shitter.

Everyone knows that HAGdonna faked an illness just so that she wouldn’t have to go out on tour while Beyonce and Taylor were selling out stadiums. The HAG could barely fill arenas when her cheapo tour finally did begin months later. And I won’t even bring up the lip synching and the accidental falling when several dancers dropped her.

Oh, what the hell…I WILL bring it up.

R82 was SILENCED by R84’s video.

Jabba, why do you respond to yourself in all these threads?

Janet: Countess of Cornbread

Madonna: Countess of Chlamydia

I'm the flashbacks of Daddy Jackson.

I'm not even sure Joe would be desperate enough to touch Janet.

YOU KNEW MAMA! YOU KNEW!

Joe wouldn't touch her fat, smelly , gassy ass. It's well known Janet Jack has bad odor in her butt crack and puss. Seriously. She can't wipe well. She has a condition. Those coffee enemas fucked her up.

I think, based on the plethora of pics here, that Madonna is the one with the smelly ass. I mean...eww. And the fact that she has rats crawling around her bathroom makes it even more gross.

Madonna doesn’t even wear deodorant.

Jabba, you're failing worse than usual. Poor gorilla.

Talentless nepo baby

[quote]Talentless nepo baby

She is, and she’s just as ugly as her hasbeen mother.

You’re blocked Janbot/Jabba cunt. We are fucking sick of your shit. You’re fucking deranged and stupid, like Janet Jacket. That bitch is less talented than Britney and Paula. You know it which is why you freak out on every thread posting 9 replies in a row. It is so refreshing to watch Jane Jacket flop and sell tickets for $9 and still fail to sell out small arenas. The tell? Watch her box office avg ticket price and gross. She’s giving tickets away. Aahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

^CRAY

Notice who all Janbot can talk about? Speaks volumes. Blocked. Janet Jackson is known to have a poop issue. Look at her outfits. She must wear diapers. She is known to have a really stinky ass. Her shits are said to be horrifically smelly. The shit gets in her pussy and stinks up her pussy hopelessly. She really is a no talent nepo baby. The industry knows she’d never have gotten a record deal w/o being Michael’s sister. She has no industry friends bc she’s an emotionless cunt. She had to marry a rich Muslim bc she had no $.

Considering how attractive Carlos Leon and Madonna are, it’s odd that Lourdes is so…average.

97 replies in is way too long for the coffee enemas to be mentioned

I didn’t know about the coffee enemas.

[quote]Considering how attractive Carlos Leon and Madonna are

Aaaaaahahaha!!!

R5 WTF? It literally looks like she has a pillow stuffed into her pants. A tragic mess.

R108 She tried to blow out all the KFC from her colon by doing coffee enemas but all they ended up doing was causing her to lose control of her bowels so now she has to wear diapers, shits uncontrollably, smells like 9 day old desert diarrhea.

I'm the Epsom salt.

I’m the poor maid who has to attempt to wipe her ginormous ass. It’s an impossible task. Imagine all the loose skin from gaining and losing weight? The stretch marks all over her body? *vomit*

I had an image of her bald taking a power dump

I'm the mannequin head that holds her wig while the groomer hoses her down.

I'm the uncontrollable Wegovy shits and the resultant splattered ceiling.

I'm the super sized beach towel. It's all that will work.

I’m her tub full of tears she cries knowing no one will come see her concerts unless she gives away the tickets.

Come see Janet Jackson for 1980 prices!

Madonna is a 70 year old senior citizen who hasn’t had a hit song since Clinton was in office and her last tour was a cheapo flop where she was constantly dropped onstage and was caught lip synching several times. Add to it how ghastly she looks from all the hideous plastic surgery, which has made her nothing more than a punch line, and you almost feel sorry for the has been.

Almost.

I’m her bathroom where her next concert will be held and only be half full.

Look at the ONLY good Jackson commenting on Madonna’s IG

Clip of HAGdonna introducing her adopted son’s dance troupe, who performed to Rhythm Nation.

Aww, poor Jabba is reduced to telling lies again about Madonna in order to push a has-been.

Gorilla, you really are just sad.

^Faggot say what?

[quote]telling lies again about Madonna

Um, the video of David is right there.

Too bad your brain isn't, you fat cunt.

Who the fuck is talking about a video of David?

^Like the trained monkey it is, it jumps.

Jabba eats its own shit.

La Toya is more talented than Janie.

LaToya actually had songs you remember.

Coffee ground and cackoo everyverre.

ifyou'llexcusemeIneedtoshutthedoorandtakeawhisperpoo

The baby she gave to Rebbie to raise must be so relieved she grew up normal and not stuck with a lying grifter for a mother.

Oh, Jabba Troll is still in here talking to itself? Sad!

Janet is a talentless sociopath.

Madbot, your thread failed. Walked away with your tail between your legs.

Poor dear shat her diaper again.

Barf.

Jabba always loses.

The rat in Madonna’s bathroom. Must be the smell.

Madonna smells like shit

Says the world's first supermodel, Janice Dickinson...

MADONNA was more famous for her horrifying body odour than her singing prowess when she first started out, according to former model JANICE DICKINSON.

The RAY OF LIGHT pop queen used to hit the town with her pal Dickinson, who claims the stench was often too pungent to bear, and she frequently had to keep a safe distance from the MATERIAL GIRL.

She tells gossip site PageSix.Com, "In the 80s before she was famous, I used to go dancing with Madonna at Danceteria.

"Madonna had the most vicious body odour. It was like she had not showered in a week.

"She was a great dancer, but I tried not to get too close to her or I would literally pass out. It was that bad. It was total skank."

Oh, gawd, dingle berries!

Closeup of Madge’s hairy ass.

Step right up and see the bearded lady!

Ugh.

Clay face.

Lulz.

^She fucking looks like JIGSAW!

I just threw up in my mouth a little at those hairy MANdonna pix.

Really, Jabba, did you? You were the one who posted them.

🎵 really really really my love for you 🚽

With each post you demonstrate how much more unhinged you're becoming R122 et al.

Poor dumb Madbot.

Madonna has provided more embarrassing content in these last ten years to last a lifetime. Nothing Madbot tries to throw at others is ever going to stick now that his queen has made a non-stop jackass out of herself. Madonna is a crackpot. A walking science project. Deal with it.

Jabba, you can't turn what we say to you onto us for one big reason- you have no one else here on you side. And you responding to yourself doesn't count. You're a loser and you'll always be a loser.

Hilarious how psychotic Jabba has gone in this thread. It's white padded room in a straightjacket and handcuffs level crazy.

In a row- Janbot/Jabba- 136, 137, 138, 140,141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 153, 154

I have this psychopath blocked. There’s no fan bot who posted as insanely as this rancid cunt.

Janet can’t fill a gas station restroom without giving away tickets. She’s fat, wears diapers because she blew out her hole with coffee enemas, surgery botched, can’t move her face, has horrific stretch marks covering her body, is OLD, isn’t as talented as Paula.

That's harsh but true R157.

I’m with R154.

[quote]Poor dumb Madbot.

Poor in the literal and the figurative sense.

Is that really her ass at R143? Gross. And I can smell the stank coming off of R142 from here.

[quote] during one of her more embarrassing Instagram posts several years ago

That narrows it down to…all of them.

Which is sadder, Janet's career or Jabba's life?

[quote]Which is sadder, Janet's career or Jabba's life?

Your existence and MANdonna's current state for the win.

Jabba tried to start a Whitney bathroom thread to get the heat off nepo baby, talentless, fat, obese, fugly Janet Jacket. Her poor empty concerts. And I have Jabba blocked, too.

I'm the spanx drying on the shower curtain rod.

The fact that Janet did commercials for Baja Fresh will always make me laugh.

R167 what? No way! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No one ever has proof or receipts for the alleged Baja Fresh commercials because…

…IT NEVER HAPPENED. The lousy fag Jabba troll tries and tries to make it a DL meme, but much like its life, it always FAILS.

We don’t want to hear about your trailer park bathroom problems R166.

People who block are weak.

[quote] No one ever has proof or receipts for the alleged Baja Fresh commercials because…IT NEVER HAPPENED. The lousy fag Jabba troll tries and tries to make it a DL meme, but much like its life, it always FAILS.

Talk about receipts, I've got them. The way I heard about them was that Janbot talkd about them endlessly back in the day- How great Janet looked, how this was going to add to her fortune, etc. You couldn't get that idiot to shut up about them. And then when they were actually seen as what they were- embarrassing- Janbot changed its story to "they never existed."

More lies.

^The only thing you have is a fever dream from the AZT. There are no Baja Fresh commercials and they do not exist.

Then why did you go on and on about them, Janbot?

See, you're either lying now or you were lying then. But either way, you're a liar.

There was no “then,” princess. You don’t have receipts for it, nor do you have BF receipts. But keep talking. It makes you look crazier.

Janet never took photos of herself shitting in a pan.

Thread closed.

No, she just shit in a pan in private.

Janet did a Baja Fresh commercial? My sides. OMG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

No wonder her pooper is shot.

^It’s over hon. But you’re still with limp wrist.

Janet really is a gross nepo baby giving away how many of her children to strangers on the street? But damn that sucks to blow out your hole with coffee enemas. Jesus H Christ!

Janbot started a Madonna thread to take the heat off.

Madonna: Imperatrix of Impetigo

Janet: Imperatrix of Ishkabibble’s (IYKYK)

The shit infused coffee grounds all over the bathroom walls, floors, ceiling.

When did I eat a whole rotisserie chicken?

Every hour on the hour R184. We can see the results.