5 Celebrities you must have dinner with before you die

You'd better hurry up, junkie. Your time is coming soon.

Barack and Michelle Obama, fine, but they are not celebrities. They are -- individually and as a couple -- people of remarkable achievement.

I'd like to have dinner with Craig Ferguson.

I'll have to think about who the other four would be and get back to you.

[quote] I'll have to think about who the other four would be and get back to you.

You'd better hurry up. Teacake is about to go into his mid-morning meth binge.

This poster is the Datalounge Sybil, with multiple personalities coming forward. All we need is Sally Field.

No, all we need is Cathy Evelyn Smith and a bungalow at the Chateau Marmont.

I want Ricky Martin to eat me out… er… I mean I’d want to eat out with Ricky Martin…

R1 Loser loser loser. You are a loser. You might lose that life today and when they open your computer they gon see then posts you was making.

Poor mom:

My son wasn’t only a fag, he was also a loser

And yes bitch because I know it hurts. Carry on.

I swear Ru is me if I ever decided to become a drag queen. I’m just not into cross dressing at all. But he is my older cousin spirit or something.

[quote] I swear Ru is me if I ever decided to become a drag queen. I’m just not into cross dressing at all. But he is my older cousin spirit or something.

Shut up, junkie. You sound like an idiot.

I want these five at the same dinner table:

Liza Minnelli

Benjamin Netanyahu

Joel Osteen

Princess Anne

David Sedaris

Roger Waters Mick Jagger John Waters Camille Paglia Jack Nicholson

Sorry, reformatting:

Roger Waters Mick Jagger John Waters Camille Paglia Jack Nicholson

Don't do it a third time. It's not that interesting.

Julie Andrews Carol Burnett Tom Cruise Martin Scorsese Jim Carrey

Yma Sumac

Ava Gardner

Abba Eban

Oona O'Neill

Ugo Betti

Ona Munson

Ida Lupino

Aga Khan

Ira Wolfert

Ilya Ehrenburg

Eva Gabor

Uta Hagen

And Luchino Visconti di Modrone, Count of Lonate Pozzolo (Castello Andronica)

R16 Likes to dine with New York Times crossword puzzle answers.

R17 has never heard of Anne Bancroft.

R18 It’s because of the vowels in their names, not their obscurity.

R17....never mind.

R5 So?

Beyonce?

Denzel Washington (No wife!) Robert De Niro, and Al Pacino. Martin Scorcese . Lots of stories! I know that's only four but I think this would be enough.

John Cleese Michael Palin Eric Idle Princess Anne Elton John Jane Fonda

[quote]5 Celebrities you must have dinner with before you die

Who's paying?

R3 count me in on that one

Beyonce made me laugh.

What are we going to talk about over dinner? Thomas the fucking Tank Engine?

[QUOTE] Denzel Washington (No wife!)

You’re not going to steal him away from her, R23.

Travis the Gay Bear

Darkgeminilord

Lipstick Lesbian

Teacake

Greg will cook dinner

My crack dealer

my meth dealer

my heroin dealer

my coke dealer

My welfare social worker

Barack Obama….Brad Pitt……Mixk Jagger…..Meryl Streep….Stevie Nicks

Mel Brooks

David Byrne

George Lucas

Margaret Atwood

Dolly Parton

R32 You might want to think twice about David Byrne, and I’m saying this as a big Talking Heads fan.

Bette Midler, Dolly Parton, Kylie Minogue, Liza and Kevin Hart .

Beyonce? She can barely talk.

R33 spill the tea 🍵

Warren Buffett

Tim Cook

Oprah

Martha Stewart

Richard Branson

Clearly, from a business and investing perspective.

Linda Gray

Dionne Warwick

Kate Bush

David Lynch

RuPaul

R38 You might want to think twice about David Lynch, and I’m saying this as a big fan of his films.

The Queen is the First Lady of Music and a profound thinker. She was saying this shit 10 years ago.