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Let’s be signs of mental illness

I’m deifying politicians.

by Anonymousreply 122December 1, 2024 6:34 AM

I'm posting on DL.

by Anonymousreply 1August 14, 2024 7:17 PM

I start threads and post hundred of replies for weeks on end

by Anonymousreply 2August 14, 2024 7:19 PM

I'm the cycle of constant and repetitive physical activity and filming myself, then posting myself doing it.

by Anonymousreply 3August 14, 2024 7:24 PM

OP are you autistc?

by Anonymousreply 4August 14, 2024 7:28 PM

When you think a seagull feather means you’ve been visited by a dead relative,

by Anonymousreply 5August 14, 2024 7:32 PM

When you wear a MAGA Hat.

by Anonymousreply 6August 14, 2024 7:58 PM

I talk back to the TV, and I think it’s watching me.

by Anonymousreply 7August 14, 2024 8:02 PM

I'm obsessive transphobia and it's need to insert its bigotry into every conservation on every internet medium EVAH!!

by Anonymousreply 8August 14, 2024 8:04 PM

I'm sock puppet accounts.

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2024 8:09 PM

I think The Matrix is a documentary.

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2024 11:53 PM

I’m my mother’s hair trigger anger.

by Anonymousreply 11August 15, 2024 12:40 AM

When you talk incessantly about Windmills, Hannibal Lector, and Sharks.

by Anonymousreply 12August 15, 2024 12:45 AM

Lowkey me.

by Anonymousreply 13August 15, 2024 12:46 AM

I'm thinking Beyonce is somehow important.

by Anonymousreply 14August 15, 2024 12:47 AM

I’m the use of the word “intact” instead of “uncut” or “uncircumcised”.

by Anonymousreply 15August 15, 2024 8:12 PM

I start 28 Trump threads a day. Babbling about something like "not on my watch".

by Anonymousreply 16August 15, 2024 8:14 PM

I talk shit about women with people I don't even know right before I die in a helicopter crash

by Anonymousreply 17August 15, 2024 8:17 PM

During important interviews I've started cosplaying Sylvester for giggles and grins

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by Anonymousreply 18August 15, 2024 8:21 PM

I'm JaDeen Vance and I really like your couch 😜

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by Anonymousreply 19August 15, 2024 8:26 PM

I'm the condo at Disney World

by Anonymousreply 20August 15, 2024 8:36 PM

Red hat losers.

by Anonymousreply 21August 15, 2024 8:37 PM

A filthy car interior.

by Anonymousreply 22August 15, 2024 8:39 PM

Hoarding.

by Anonymousreply 23August 15, 2024 8:42 PM

I'm the belief that Nicholas Galitzine is the biggest pussy hound since Liberace.

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by Anonymousreply 24August 15, 2024 8:47 PM

I hope the intent of this thread wasn’t to make mockery of mental illness. Would you poke fun at someone with cancer.

by Anonymousreply 25August 15, 2024 8:51 PM

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 26August 15, 2024 8:54 PM

I think this was intended for 1 specific deranged orange guy. He brought humiliation upon himself

by Anonymousreply 27August 15, 2024 8:54 PM

I’m the inability to think about anything but politics even when I’m jerking off.

by Anonymousreply 28August 15, 2024 8:58 PM

R26 haha but Rosie didn’t make fun of a cancer patient; she wished cancer on her enemy.

by Anonymousreply 29August 15, 2024 9:02 PM

That's even worse.

by Anonymousreply 30August 15, 2024 9:04 PM

I'm the posting 35 rants on socials at 2,:00 am

by Anonymousreply 31August 15, 2024 9:04 PM

I'm the intent to make a mockery of R25

by Anonymousreply 32August 15, 2024 9:41 PM

I still call myself President, even thou I’m not.

by Anonymousreply 33August 15, 2024 9:42 PM

I’m Sofa Loren.

by Anonymousreply 34August 15, 2024 9:45 PM

I’m the posting of 50 political threads per day.

by Anonymousreply 35August 15, 2024 9:49 PM

When I see a good-looking, well-built man, I automatically imagine what he looks like naked. It drives me crazy!

by Anonymousreply 36August 15, 2024 9:49 PM

One wouldn’t make fun of someone with HIV or missing two legs. Mental illness is a disease.

by Anonymousreply 37August 15, 2024 9:50 PM

R37 I'm comedy gold

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by Anonymousreply 38August 15, 2024 10:35 PM

I’m the collection of awesome LEFT shoes paired with same Nike slide for the right as there is a bunion.

I’m the belief that walking barefoot on pavement wipes the dirt and pathogens off your feet.

I’m the woundcare funding desperately needed - mostly for feet and legs - in a city that is not experiencing war times.

I’m the wrapped legs leaking fluid and he’s still using shooting heroin.

by Anonymousreply 39August 15, 2024 10:46 PM

I'M AUTISTIC !

YOU'RE AUTISTIC !

SHE'S AUTISTIC !

HE'S AUTISTIC !

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE AUTISTIC TOO?

by Anonymousreply 40August 15, 2024 11:03 PM

I’m a red tagged DLer.

by Anonymousreply 41August 15, 2024 11:04 PM

@r28 "I’m the inability to think about anything but politics even when I’m jerking off."

You're the type of person who jerks off then complains about what a lousy lay you are

by Anonymousreply 42August 15, 2024 11:46 PM

It’s nice that you took a break from politics long enough to reply to my post. You should let your shrink know about your breakthrough.

by Anonymousreply 43August 16, 2024 12:20 AM

I'm the Meghan & Harry are DEMONS FROM THE PIT OF HELL.

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by Anonymousreply 44August 16, 2024 3:37 AM

r37 Since r38 already took care of Mr. Nubbs...

I'm the grips of reality fading faster than the T-cell count of an AIDS patient.

by Anonymousreply 45August 16, 2024 7:03 AM

I’m having grasshoppers taped to my back.

by Anonymousreply 46August 16, 2024 7:20 AM

I'm all the anti-trans, drop the T trolls posting on DL...

by Anonymousreply 47August 16, 2024 7:23 AM

I’m obsessed with crowd size.

by Anonymousreply 48August 16, 2024 9:22 AM

I’m triggered.

by Anonymousreply 49August 16, 2024 10:34 AM

I’m stabbing a bear cub to death and putting its corpse in Central Park as a joke, later claiming it was “roadkill.”

by Anonymousreply 50August 16, 2024 4:53 PM

I'm these girls are just so chic & beautiful!

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by Anonymousreply 51August 16, 2024 5:41 PM

Bob Hope is my father!

by Anonymousreply 52August 16, 2024 10:32 PM

I’m a lesbian!

by Anonymousreply 53August 16, 2024 10:33 PM

I'm somebody who makes my live-in assistant inject me with ketamine 3 times a day. Now he's under arrest.

by Anonymousreply 54August 16, 2024 10:40 PM

I’m a “Disney adult”

by Anonymousreply 55August 16, 2024 11:32 PM

I create threads on DL mocking mental illness.

by Anonymousreply 56August 16, 2024 11:39 PM

I'm PREGNANT!!!!

by Anonymousreply 57August 17, 2024 12:00 AM

I’m the marihuana cigarette that caused this madness.

by Anonymousreply 58August 17, 2024 2:07 AM

I am convinced that most Olympic female athletes are genetically male...

by Anonymousreply 59August 17, 2024 4:22 PM

Years ago I read on DL that people who wear rings on every finger are crazy. I have found that to be true.

by Anonymousreply 60August 17, 2024 4:36 PM

I’m the anime and sissy porn r47/59 are watching!

by Anonymousreply 61August 17, 2024 4:37 PM

I'm the clueless Frau thinking gay men care about my constant self-victimizing.

I'm treated much better by society than LGBTTQI people, but somehow I have to claim that everyone is out there to get me, to destroy me, I AM A VICTIM WHY DON'T YOU CARE?

by Anonymousreply 62August 17, 2024 4:43 PM

I am ex-president who paints so people think I was harmless and not the bold psychopath I really was.

by Anonymousreply 63August 17, 2024 4:44 PM

I’m pretending to be a black person on an old fashioned gay forum.

by Anonymousreply 64August 17, 2024 5:00 PM

I'm every virus that ever existed that I have.

by Anonymousreply 65August 17, 2024 5:28 PM

I’m religion.

by Anonymousreply 66August 20, 2024 10:35 AM

I’m Roseanne Barr

by Anonymousreply 67August 21, 2024 7:04 AM

R14 Weep ho.

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by Anonymousreply 68August 21, 2024 7:56 AM

I'm the guy who does gay porn but claims to be straight.

by Anonymousreply 69August 21, 2024 8:05 AM

r64 I sincerely believe most Black don't know how to internet.

by Anonymousreply 70August 21, 2024 8:19 AM

Go to bed, Matt, you’re DRUNK.

by Anonymousreply 71August 21, 2024 8:22 AM

I’m Florida! You can check in any time you’d like, but you can never leave 😱

by Anonymousreply 72August 21, 2024 9:52 AM

Projecting your faults unto others. Inability to acknowledge your mistakes with a simple mea culpa and recognition of any wrong you have done to others. Rather, immediately flipping the situation - via delusion and lies - and blaming others for doing it, or doing something far worse. These can be character flaws but when they are the only possible ways someone can interact with others, they are pathological narcissism.

by Anonymousreply 73August 21, 2024 12:15 PM

Being the r5 of any Datalounge thread.

by Anonymousreply 74August 21, 2024 12:17 PM

I believe more American's want Trump than Harris-call me crazy

by Anonymousreply 75August 21, 2024 2:34 PM

I have 73 sock puppet accounts on the DL! I am Legion!

by Anonymousreply 76August 21, 2024 2:47 PM

I'm the army of ANTIFA illegal trannies coming to rape your grand kids take your guns and steal your Depends.

by Anonymousreply 77August 21, 2024 3:24 PM

I’m Florida Man.

by Anonymousreply 78August 21, 2024 3:42 PM

I'm the 16 year old taking steroids to look like all the Instagram dudes. At 17 I cut off my dick thinking I am trans ,again influenced by social media. I live in California so my parents can do nothing.

by Anonymousreply 79August 21, 2024 4:11 PM

I'm the questionable quality and poorly laundered bedroom/bathroom linens.

by Anonymousreply 80August 21, 2024 4:14 PM

Whatever did he do with his dick? Donate to trans woman?

by Anonymousreply 81August 21, 2024 4:15 PM

I'm R79 the ancient trans obsessed autistic weirdo with lousy fashion sense.

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by Anonymousreply 82August 21, 2024 7:01 PM

^Vance 2038

by Anonymousreply 83August 21, 2024 7:31 PM

For people who are so obsessed with health topics, Floridians are not a healthy bunchi in general.

by Anonymousreply 84August 22, 2024 5:34 AM

I'm a thread bumper.

by Anonymousreply 85August 30, 2024 3:59 AM

Are you new here r25?

by Anonymousreply 86August 30, 2024 4:09 AM

R5 is Barbara Hershey Seagull

by Anonymousreply 87August 30, 2024 4:16 AM

It's discrimination not to make fun of mentally ill people like you would anyone else!

by Anonymousreply 88August 30, 2024 10:14 AM

R54, before, after and during writing and promoting your book on your sobriety.

by Anonymousreply 89August 30, 2024 11:58 AM

I am repeating myself.

by Anonymousreply 90August 30, 2024 1:53 PM

I am repeating myself.

by Anonymousreply 91August 30, 2024 1:53 PM

What do you mean I'm repeating myself?

Because I'm not. You're repeating yourself!

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I am repeating myself.

by Anonymousreply 92August 30, 2024 1:54 PM

The thread becomes itself.

by Anonymousreply 93August 30, 2024 2:00 PM

Hell is other posters.

by Anonymousreply 94August 30, 2024 2:33 PM

I’m the Facebook rants about the smallest slights.

by Anonymousreply 95August 30, 2024 2:44 PM

I love reading those r95 especially when the begin the post with real talk or add 💯

by Anonymousreply 96August 30, 2024 3:20 PM

I think every actor in Hollywood is a flaming homosexual behind closed doors, even the ones who have been married for many years to women and have kids.

by Anonymousreply 97August 30, 2024 3:29 PM

I am the poor white trailerpark trash that votes against my self interests every election thinking I'll hit the lottery, get rich, and nothing I've voted for will count against [italic]me.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 98August 30, 2024 3:34 PM

R60, I was also told to beware of those that wear all white and that they have a “god” complex (or practice dark arts).

by Anonymousreply 99August 30, 2024 4:00 PM

I forgot what this thread is about.

by Anonymousreply 100August 30, 2024 5:33 PM

I have a maxipad taped to my head

by Anonymousreply 101August 30, 2024 8:38 PM

I’m the disease they warned you about in health class that would cause this.

by Anonymousreply 102August 30, 2024 8:59 PM

You're 48 and everything is still your mother's fault.

by Anonymousreply 103August 30, 2024 9:02 PM

Is this becoming a meta thread?

by Anonymousreply 104August 31, 2024 4:01 AM

Thinking you are a character from Charlie’s Angels - Tiffany Welles played by Shelley Hack.

by Anonymousreply 105August 31, 2024 7:13 PM

Well I was always Sabrina so i guess i'm a normie.

by Anonymousreply 106August 31, 2024 7:29 PM

77 - thread closed

by Anonymousreply 107September 2, 2024 5:07 PM

I'm Janbot.

by Anonymousreply 108September 3, 2024 11:59 AM

I'm starting my 27th Trump thread and it ain't even lunch time.

by Anonymousreply 109September 3, 2024 3:34 PM

I'm busking at a town square singing "Never Gonna Give You Up."

by Anonymousreply 110September 3, 2024 3:44 PM

R101 I thought you were John Lennon. Nice to see you again!

by Anonymousreply 111September 3, 2024 3:54 PM

I think every actor in Hollywood is het, selectively ignoring bisexuality as if it never existed. I ask my girlfriends if drag kaweens are really “gay.” I’ve never heard of The Kinsey Report, glory holes, or bathhouses. I don’t realize how prevalent HPV is, and that my “husband” has infected me. I think I’m edgy by posting on a geigh website, displaying my ignorance, arrogance, and bigotry on the daily.

by Anonymousreply 112September 3, 2024 3:59 PM

I’m the WiFi allergy.

by Anonymousreply 113September 3, 2024 5:01 PM

I AM DISRESPECGTED!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 114September 3, 2024 5:15 PM

I'm all the subsonic interference from 500 miles away that makes me eat sugar.

by Anonymousreply 115September 3, 2024 5:17 PM

I'm the inclination to go all in on every conspiracy theory, no matter how farfetched.

by Anonymousreply 116September 3, 2024 5:17 PM

I’m this unfuckable troll

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by Anonymousreply 117September 3, 2024 5:21 PM

R114 Why did you spell disrespect that way, when it doesn’t articulate the actual enunciation of the vernacular of the ethnic group in which we all know you are attempting to disparage. I posted several comments ago the thread becomes itself. R114 is on mafcukin display, continuing the sentiment.

by Anonymousreply 118September 3, 2024 6:01 PM

This guy and his friends.

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by Anonymousreply 119September 3, 2024 6:11 PM

I blocked me on datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 120September 3, 2024 6:27 PM

Good for you, R97!

See you at the next Clam meeting!

by Anonymousreply 121September 3, 2024 6:31 PM

Having an extensive collection of scented candles that are never burned.

by Anonymousreply 122December 1, 2024 6:34 AM
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