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I love being a fucking whore

And eating ass.

by Anonymousreply 39October 3, 2024 2:58 AM

I love watching people eat ass and avoiding the whole bacterial infection and hepatitis thing. I even cum, too!

by Anonymousreply 1August 13, 2024 11:32 AM

Well, isn’t that special?

by Anonymousreply 2August 13, 2024 11:35 AM

Yessir. Mankind would be massively elevated by the proliferation of hot manloving and sensual tenderness. They are the natural answer for misplaced male aggression and competitiveness.

by Anonymousreply 3August 13, 2024 11:49 AM

Hallmark Cards have taken a turn, haven't they?

by Anonymousreply 4August 13, 2024 11:56 AM

Sir, please be seated so we may continue the funeral service.

by Anonymousreply 5August 13, 2024 12:00 PM

OP, you sounds like a slut, not a whore.

by Anonymousreply 6August 13, 2024 1:06 PM

OP: Lesley Stahl

by Anonymousreply 7August 13, 2024 1:21 PM

Do tell, Vairst Letty.

by Anonymousreply 8August 13, 2024 1:25 PM

OP = Aaron Schock

by Anonymousreply 9August 14, 2024 7:10 AM

There's nothing like a copious Bukakke after being gang-banged by shady strangers in the pine forest by the nude beach.

by Anonymousreply 10August 14, 2024 8:09 AM

I'm going through a manic phase rn of extremely high sex drive and it's torturous. I can't sleep and I alienated everyone I started fucking last week already because I'm acting so desperate.

by Anonymousreply 11August 14, 2024 8:55 AM

I hope you get the medication you need and the quality of life you want, r11. Sounds to me like you're headed for a major crash if you don't get some medical intervention.

by Anonymousreply 12August 14, 2024 8:56 AM

R12 It's not that bad, this happens like every year and the worst thing that'll happen is I'll have to take a long afternoon nap from lack of sleep or get my weed stolen by a hookup. What's maddening is that nothing relieves the desire. I just have to wait for it to end and then my sex drive will completely tank for months.

by Anonymousreply 13August 14, 2024 8:59 AM

I'm sure you have it all under control. Until you don't. Only takes once to FUBAR.

by Anonymousreply 14August 14, 2024 9:01 AM

One bad lick and you can end up itchy.

by Anonymousreply 15August 14, 2024 10:18 AM

enjoy your AIDS

by Anonymousreply 16August 14, 2024 10:24 AM

Mom! Stop posting here!

by Anonymousreply 17August 14, 2024 4:16 PM

Dear Lord in Heaven!

by Anonymousreply 18August 14, 2024 7:32 PM

OP loves licking balls

by Anonymousreply 19August 16, 2024 6:39 PM

Mom?

by Anonymousreply 20August 16, 2024 6:56 PM

Is this an Imelda Staunton thread?

by Anonymousreply 21August 16, 2024 7:01 PM

Isn't this the title of a song in "Flower Drum Song"?

by Anonymousreply 22August 16, 2024 7:20 PM

Op has mpox

by Anonymousreply 23August 16, 2024 7:23 PM

I ain't licking nobody's asshole.

by Anonymousreply 24August 16, 2024 9:09 PM

^^Not even after a hot shower.

by Anonymousreply 25August 16, 2024 9:09 PM

Are you saying that OP is a SLUT R23 ?

by Anonymousreply 26August 16, 2024 9:59 PM

OP = KH

by Anonymousreply 27August 16, 2024 10:13 PM

You’re a whore, darlin’. (OP)

by Anonymousreply 28August 16, 2024 10:16 PM

Minnie don’t eat no ass

by Anonymousreply 29August 16, 2024 10:27 PM

Licking ass can be good.... If the ass is super clean and freshly shaven!

by Anonymousreply 30August 16, 2024 10:28 PM

What are your wages? Do you gargle afterward or does your clientele enjoy ass breath? Do you prefer a dirty rump or is Mando persona non grata?

by Anonymousreply 31August 16, 2024 10:31 PM

Do you whistle while you work?

by Anonymousreply 32August 17, 2024 1:55 PM

R32 it sounds more like wind blowing through a canyon.

by Anonymousreply 33August 17, 2024 2:08 PM

Do they even make a sound anymore R33?

by Anonymousreply 34August 17, 2024 3:03 PM

And I love that for you OP!

by Anonymousreply 35August 17, 2024 7:28 PM

You and me both, baby!

by Anonymousreply 36August 17, 2024 7:33 PM

OP, I resemble that comment

by Anonymousreply 37August 17, 2024 7:35 PM

Stay away

by Anonymousreply 38August 18, 2024 8:13 PM

Still getting any now that the Republican convention has passed?

by Anonymousreply 39October 3, 2024 2:58 AM
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