"Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls"

She's no Kitara Ravache.

IT'S MA'AM. SEXY MA'AM.

WEIRD

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Bjorn.

So masc, bro.

I'm all yours, La-Z-Boy!

Do you like me when I'm Tiffany?

I'd like to venture on your capital.

I got an angry inch!

I am the next female boxing Champion of the World.

I'm a pretty girl, Momma!

I am big, it's the rally crowds that got small!

Meet the new Bud Light Spokesperson.

Party City Wig Elegy

The least legendary member of the Legendary House of Davenport

Yoo Hoo boys, I'm ready for basic training!

I’m starting to wonder about that guy.

Welcome to Kanagawa! Music and food and company. Music and food, and for a fee... "welcome."

Let's see....Rudy in drag, JD in drag, are there more? We could get a great chorus line going here. Without Photoshop or AI!

Trans-sectional 👀 4 same

I came from the people, they need to adore me.

So Christian Dior me, from my head to my toes...

Miss Vance, if you’re nasty.

I'm lookin' for some fun..

I love Germany I’m JD Vance Would you like to see my underpants?

Someone on X said his drag name should be Ashley Furniture

Is this him getting bear sprayed and falling out the truck at Pride?

[quote] Someone on X said his drag name should be Ashley Furniture

Jennifer Convertible, obviously.

I. Kea

Do you have what it takes to be a Breck Girl?

What we're all wondering: does the carpet match the drapes?

[quote]Someone on X said his drag name should be Ashley Furniture

On the other Vance/Drag thread, I suggested Ashley Broyhill.

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."

It's true -- blondes DO have more fun!

"Hi, sailor -- new in town?"

He could change his name to Ethan Allen and sew up all of Vermont's 3 electoral votes.

Quite a trans-formation

Eatin' Allen

Tim Walz is heavy into trans.

File under statements that won't age well.

Big through the hips. Roomy.

r39 That number is MINE, bitch!

This guy has a closet so big, it has its own vanity.

R26, who randomly carries bear spray with them?

Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me.

Leave Britney alone, please!

Leave Britney Spears alone right now! I mean it.

Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.

CEASE AND DESIST OP!

I think it's going to be a slow drip...more to be revealed.

[bold]Momma's mussy has snapped shut in a dry tight pucker like a slug on a salt lick.[/bold]

Je m'apelle Je D'Viant

I heard he was out and gay until his late teens. Then became an ex-homo.

The eye liner thing is odd as hell.

Is he trying to be Avril Lavigne?

This beat is sick. I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.

“You can call me by your mom’s name if you want, it just costs $1.00 more an hour. It’s $2.00 more an hour if your dad watches.”

One of the drag name suggestions I saw was Stolen Velour.

Also, Anita Couch.

I'll just say this. DL was correct about this ladyboi from the very beginning. Just like Cockgobbler and the teal belt.

I believe Usha is his beard and those kids are turkey baster babies.

I sure hope she washed that turkey baster well before using it! You know what JD uses it for...

“What do you mean this eyeliner won’t come off!”

Come and get it, Mr. Thiel!