Louis Rees-Zammit - Welsh rugby player now playing American Football for the Kansas Chiefs

Speaking of Taylor, he reminds me of Taylor Fritz, aka Daddy Fritz on the Gays & Tennis thread.

some nice pics here

I'd sell my mother into slavery for a night with him.

He's small town, flyover hot, not global stage hot.

You're so wrong, R3.

he's a cry baby

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JFC...

I could watch him walk away from me forever.

Love the name!

[quote] Love the name!

It does have a certain flair.

fuck him!

So Americans, is he vaguely famous in the US or is he just a wank bank fantasy?

His mother is Welsh (Rees) and his dad is Maltese (Zammit) which explains the pasty skin and dark hair.

I'm craning my neck to check him out.

He’s hot. I saw him in the airport last week. He was on his mobile and the accent made him even more hot.

That ass is enough to eat for the rest of my life.

[quote] You'd think he was as celebrated in America as Catherine Zeta Jones

He could be my younger brother.

He's amazing in every respect.

This sounds like the premise of a movie

[quote]I could watch him walk away from me forever.

He'd probably be running.

I didn’t really need the team to acquire him because Patrick Mahomes and I have a wonderful fantasy life together already but he will be a very scenic addition to the roster.

R7 is 100% worth the click.

The KC area fraus were all aflutter on social media the week he signed because the local “media” here made sure to put out multiple photos of him as part of the announcement. His looks definitely garnered far more clicks than a typical roster addition. That being said, I haven’t heard much of anything more about him since earlier this summer - but then I’m also certain the algos don’t promote him to me. And as I rule I avoid the dismal local news outlets in KC.

“ And as I rule I avoid the dismal local news outlets in KC.”

I would dismiss news outlets, were I to rule too.

OMG BREAKIING NEWS: LRZ DEFIED INJURY and his team lost.

what a hero, to defy injury.

Oh no, sad news, Louis Rees Zammit didn't make the cut for the 53 deep Chiefs squad.

It's just like that time the gay guy was the first gay guy to be an NFL player and he didn't get picked either.

He'll be cut in the regular season. Eurotrash don't want to hear it - but American football athletes are the most superior class of athletes in the world. It isn't close. They just can't make the cut.

We don’t know him.

R28 We don't either, even though he lives here.

His dick is basically fully on show here

he's super sexy

[quote][R28] We don't either, even though he lives here.

BBC Wales are no doubt planning a "What Louis did next" series as he deals with the disappointment

Well, if the Chiefs didn't pick him, the only silver lining I can see is that he won't be brainwashed by Harrison Butker.

Louis has been linked with a switch, which could be homosexual innuendo but probably isn’t

R32 True. I definitely got the impression it was only really in Wales they care about/knew him. I bet they feel a bit foolish for bigging him up now he hasn't been picked for the main squad.

[quote] bigging him up

?

R36 I was about to define it myself, but the Cambridge online dictionary does a much better job than I could:

[quote]to talk a lot about how excellent someone or something is, sometimes praising him, her, or it more than is deserved

The Welsh media don’t get much to write about sadly so over promote celebrities and try to get a Welsh angle.

They used to cover anything related to Christian Bale with ‘The Wales born actor’ even though he has said many times he thinks of himself as English.

Did you see how uneven his knees are? HARD PASS!

Hot, but is there really a need to source football players from abroad?

OP is a pervert.

[quote]I'd sell my mother into slavery for a night with him.

And I'd return the favor, dear.

Haterz gonna hate hate hate hate hate update

If he needs his bussy pleasured, I'm available.

R43 Not sure "haters" is really applicable here. They were the ones who criticised his move to the US - maybe out of jealousy - whereas now he's flopped people are just commenting about it, rather than being hateful.

I’d pay good money for those shorts!

Part Maltese? Perhaps he’s related to Pete & his dad.