JD Vance in Drag Revealed

Was he a groomer?

please please be real

Ottoman Empire

Sofia Davenport

Sofa Love Divan

Chairry McSectional

Sofa King Hot

Cushion McPushin

Divan

Sectional Deviant

Brilliant responses like R4's 'Sofia Davenport' is why I love DL and its denizens.

JDivanCe

He puts the "diva" in divan.

I'm not surprised. Even the orange turd is trying to get in on the action by going hard for the drag queen vote.

Ethel Louise Potter

He's a sofasexual.

I hope Walz says something like "I don't want to be dragged into this" or "I'd like to couch that" during the debate.

It’d be awesome if Walz brought a couch into the debate.

He needs to do a campaign for Maybelline.

Divine Divan

Ashley Broyhill

[quote] It’d be awesome if Walz brought a couch into the debate.

Someone do an ad with a Clint Eastwood lookalike and an empty couch

Has George Santos chimed in?

Maybe Kitara and JD can do a duet of "It's Raining Men."

Sis, you don’t make a convincing blonde.

Also, Settee Divan.

Uglinasia Suxkox

Elle E. Gee

maybe it's real! maybe it's. . . Maybelline!!!

Psycho Mandy the doll.

Hillbilly Elegance

May B. Knot

When do we see him in a Furry costume? Because you know it's coming.

JaDa Vance

Pete Buttigieg is Rambo compared to this Absolute complete fag

Yeah Pete would be the top trying to do pushups on his ass but the guys so fat so poor Pete has to stick to the cat position to work around it.

Jennifer Convertible

Pillows Pullout.

Imaho Mosexual

Ohio Ho

LGBTQVANCE

Sofa Loren

Divan Chesterfield

Couchie Monroe

JD Vance says 2021 comments about giving more votes to people with kids were a ‘thought experiment’:

Ah yes. When he suggests something outrageous it’s a “thought expirement”

When Walz mixes up his words (carrying weapons in war, carrying weapons of war) ONCE in his political career it’s stolen valor.

He looks like Honey Boo Boo in that wig.

Dawn Davenport

@r44, Well, as usual, JD, you failed thinking

Mrs. Thiel

Jadie Pantz

VD Dance

VD Chance

Too Fat to Fuck

D.F.F. or "Duff" to her besties

He's clearly a groomer who should be kept away from kids!

Have we verified that he wears guyliner, or are we trolling him? I can’t keep up.

JD "Vivian" Vance

I can't stand the guy, but so what? He's clearly in costume.

R57

Nice try, Deplorable but this ship has sailed.

[quote] Have we verified that he wears guyliner, or are we trolling him? I can’t keep up. —Nestor Carbonell

(Rolls eyes)

Shay D. Stance

Ethel Vance

Laye Z. Boye

SLAY D. Vance, gurl!

Lucretia "Moonshine" DeTrailer

Meemaw Merman

R44, “thought experiment” is always ring-wing code. “I’m going to suggest something disgusting, but we’re just ‘pretending’ ok?”

Poor thang, Miss Já Dee desperately needs makeup, wig, and attire tutorials from experienced drag queens.

She’s not even in the league of Miss Lindz after hours.

Kitara la Vache

Suzanne Somehers

Those who cast the first stone …

Magatha Christie

Ethel Mermaid

Sopha Kingué

The GOP, the sworn enemy of “woke,” has, on its Presidential ticket, a mentally disabled person and a drag queen.

JD needs to come see me. I’m the ultimate MAGA trans icon.

See if this works, sorry.

The Divine Divan.

It’s just too bad our children have to see this

Thiela Tequila

Dawn Davenport

R81, see R46.

I predict if Tump wins, Caitlyn will be the new Trans Ambassador to the World and appointed Czar for Women’s Athletics . No trans will get past Caitlyn to join girls teams everywhere.

- Rheé Kliner

He looks like Taylor Dayne !

From JD to Jaydine

Between this picture and the fact that he has a trans friend from college, isn't he the one who is "heavily into the transgender world," and not Tim Walz?

For those who don't want to go to Twitter... Miss Sofa Loren

^ Damn! That bitch is ugly 😳

She sho' is ugly!

R79’s pic of Sarah Sanders (has she forsaken the Huckabee name?) is weirding me out. I mean, I know she has gotten plenty of grief on here for her overall appearance. But there’s something spooky about the positioning of her body parts in that picture above. Isn’t there?

Gay face in the pic at R88?

@r88, and that was the night that JD Vance and Maybelline became life long friends

I'm sure glad that Republicans aren't weird at all, nope, not even a little bit

Every fucking last one of them is a fucking freak 😬

[quote] JD Vance and Maybelline

Which he bought at Kohl’s. 👁️

That upscale? I would have guessed Wet ‘n Wild.

Anita Advance

Olivia Futon-John is the best I’ve heard.

She hasn't gotten any better at applying the eyeliner.

It is real R2. Here's the person who supplied the photo confirming the circumstances:

Knew he was related to Viv

Everyone call your local Library and demand they pull that perverse filth “Hillbilly Elegy”. Tell them you don’t want that groomer guide near “the children”.

R57 Normally I'd agree, but can you imagine what the MAGAts would be like if a photo of any Democrat politician in drag surfaced?

^ That's the only reason. Dems don't care, but they know what a field day Fox and the Repugs would have it it were Tim Walz in drag

He sold his soul. He used to be a moderate with gay friends.

I have no idea whether he is secretly gay, bisexual or into potatoes, but it never ceases to shock me how backward people on the DL are in reality. As soon as you dislike someone, especially a politician, you showcase your internalized homophobia by accusing him of being gay, a bottom and effeminate. I don't particularly like JD Vance or DeSantis, but the things that have been said about them here only prove that this place is full of retrogrades.

And then call for them to be sent to prison for the inevitable soap-dropping.

R106 You take it too seriously. First of all, this is an irreverent message board on the internet. Any comments here aren't being directed towards Vance in the same way tagging him in a tweet would. He's unlikely to ever read this thread.

But, not only that, some of it is faux shock. People are mostly satirising Republican reaction by parroting what they'd say if the situation were reversed.

It's a bit like I sometimes satirise homophobia by saying silly things such as: "I don't mind people making a straight lifestyle choice. After all, I have straight friends and I am OK with them. But perhaps they could stop shoving their heterosexuality down my throat at any given opportunity??"

^ I'll make this easy for you, IT'S THE HYPOCRISY that pisses people off, not the drag/Gay/bi/trans whatever

R106 is pretending not to have witnessed or understand the fury and ferocity of pure hate aimed at GAY people from the right wing - every election, every news channel, Limbaugh talk radio & his 1000 clones, Murdoch newspapers, Clear Channel, Fox

R106 = doesn’t get it

R106, the GOP is full of hypocritical closet cases who have actively made life worse for gay people. It was one thing when they were just shills for the wealthy. No one would have outed them or attacked them then. But campaigning against gay marriage and vilifying gay people? That's an utter betrayal.

One hundred percent

R106 frau for brains

R106 If this place is full of retrogrades (whatever that means) then why the fuck do you come here?

You know damn well he’s a flaming hypocrite yet you save your scorn for people who point that out?

Get the fuck out of here and take your bullshit observations with you.

R106, read the room honey. We all hate his guts, he is like a piece of roadkill, and we are poking it with sticks. Defend him again and we will come for your ass too.

Newly revealed photo!

Again, the children being groomed in plain sight

Work it, gurl!!!

Timpani Frump.

R117, GURLEEN!!!

@r117, is not a photo of a guy who does drag as a college prank, that guy is into it 😂

At least at that moment. Maybe he’s high ?

[quote]The GOP, the sworn enemy of “woke,” has, on its Presidential ticket, a mentally disabled person and a drag queen.

Put it in terms they’ll understand: a retard and a tranny

The blonde wig, the heavy eyeliner, the early 2000s... OMG, JD Vance wants to be Avril Lavigne 😳

Hard to believe he was an ex Marine in those images. He looks like an 17 year old emo kid from a trailer park who eats nothing but microwaved mac and cheese.

^ He had the pussiest job in the Marine Corp

It's [bold]corps[/bold].

For crissakes, do I have to teach you kids everything?

^ Go suck off a Marine Corp man, princess. The adults are talking

Perhaps you should go back to fifth grade, young man, and learn how to spell. Or at least learn how to use a dictionary.

It's just this simple.

^ Roll your dictionary in a nice tight wad and shove it up your ass. It will be the first time you've had anything going in that direction, hall monitor pussyboy

Die in a greese fyre!!

When do we find out about his panty fetish?

Ms. Linds must be jealous.

Please, allow me to educate you R115. Retrograde means:

[quote]returning to older and worse conditions, methods, ideas, etc

With that said, I have never excused Republicans and their blatant homophobia. George W Bush built his second term's campaign around "preserving the sanctity of marriage" from gay people and I am very much aware of the prejudices they've promoted and supported. Then again, Obama, Clinton and Biden were fiercely against same sex marriage until it was convenient for them to endorse it, and it was the Democrats who passed Don't Ask, Don't Tell and the Defense of Marriage Act. Don't come to me with this nonsense in an attempt to justify your blatant homophobia.

JD Vance has been critical of the trans community and allowing children to transition at an early age, which is something that has been said here a million times, so don't pretend that he's a demon when he shares and opinion widely held in here. Now, does that mean that he is blameless? Obviously, not. He has hardened his stance on LGBT protections and he's clearly not an ally but, come on! Dressing up as a woman during a silly party is something that many men have done and it isn't a reflection on their sexual orientation.

If anything, all I could say is that he looked completely ridiculous. However, does that make him gay and in the closet? Come on!

You’re a complete piece of garbage

^ Miss Lindsey Bell is unavailable for comment, she's been busy at her computer all day

Sweetie @R137, Lindsey Graham is a warmongering piece of shit who has been pushing for a nuclear conflagration against Russia, China and Iran, and he's been fiercely critical of Trump for not being aggressive enough. The fact that I am trying to be objective doesn't mean that I am a fanatical right winger or that I support Trump any more than I would support Biden or Harris (and the answer is no, I don't support them at all).

Stop it with this infantile playground nonsense of 'if you don't say that you dislike Bobby, you cannot join our gang and you can't play with us'. We're all grown men, for God's sake.

Exactly. Miz Lindzee hasn't fapped this hard since the VCR ate copy of Making of a Male Model, during COVID.

We are all grown men?????

Marjorie Taylor Mean

To be realistic about Vance, he doesn't wear eyeliner, he has distichiasis, which is a double row of eyelashes. Elizabeth Taylor had this condition which gave her depth to her purple-bluish eyes.

He's lucky, a lot of people pay a lot to obtain darker eyelashes.

He also didn't fuck a couch, but I'll never let go, Jack. I'll [italic]never[/italic] let go (of that once. Hey, yeah... LOLZ)

Reports that Vance is a drag on the Republican ticket were more literal than I imagined.

Sounds like a No.

Second photo

R142 No he does not. I've seen older photos of him and there is no evidence of that.

drag this piece of shit! Harder!! More more more!

How do you like it JD? How do you like it?

This is what you get when you mess with us.

Love,

Karma Police

He's such a whore he probably did tricks in drag for living expenses. Yale ain't cheap.

Kitara Ravance

Oh, please, he probably attended Yale for almost nothing. The Ivies' admissions love those sob stories from Appalachian trailer parks. And people like him have the audacity to complain about DEI.

Gerri Mandering

It's like looking in a mirror

Where have you been all my life 🤡

Has Slip Covers been taken yet?

[quote]Olivia Futon-John is the best I’ve heard.

That's tied with Courtney Loveseat for me.

Ima Puhlout

Jan Sectional

I can't wait until we get to the part of the photo collection of the picture VD Vance on all fours, naked save for a dog collar with a bejeweled buttplug being shoved in his asshole by a burly Hispanic.

“Lady boy? I wanted a Laz E Boy!”

[quote]Oh, please, he probably attended Yale for almost nothing.

He says as much in his memoir.

Freda Futon

r161, indeed, that was my impression

Drag for me, not for thee, bitches

Lucy Sphincter

R142 Bitch stole my act

[quote] I wanted a Laz E Boy!”

Lay Zee Boi.

Chaise Longue

Do Republicans EVER vet anyone? These pictures couldn’t have been hard to come by. Never mind that, is there ANYONE normal in that party? Were they all dropped at birth? Jesus, fuckwits like this guy and Dump make idiots like Dubya seem like Mensa.

[quote]Die in a greese fyre!!

Stop taking my name in vain!

No, nobody, they are WEIRD

To the cunts on here defending Miss Vance. You're on a thread about Miss Vance dressed in drag, squawking that he doesn't wear eyeliner, he has a condition. Um okay. So he wasn't wearing make up in those pics of him with a wig and make up on. He just was lucky enough to have double eye lashes. Uh okay.

" They're not saying I'm weird. They're saying that about J.D."... Donald Trump

Clitopatra Queen of the Asp

I hope we get a new (worse) picture of VD Vance today!

Maybe we'll get one of him on his knees, mouth open, surrounded by cocks about to spurt all over his fat, Maybalined face

Drag is just the start. The hits keep on coming and I expect they will keep on coming daily with a new photo, witness, former friend or classmate ready to spill on Vance every single day from now until November.

*until Vance drops out

He hasn’t quit by now. It means he’s a masochist who enjoys humiliation and punishment.

So if he couldn’t stop himself at drag and there’re dungeon photos…

[quote] AppHarvest employees said they were forced to work in grueling conditions inside the company’s greenhouse, where temperatures often soared into the triple digits. Complaints filed with the US Department of Labor and a Kentucky regulator between 2020 and 2023 show that workers alleged they were given insufficient water breaks and weren’t provided adequate safety gear. Some workers said they suffered heat exhaustion or injuries, though state inspectors did not find violations.

[quote] Despite promising local jobs, the company eventually began contracting migrant workers from Mexico, Guatemala and other countries, numerous former employees told CNN.

Torturing employees like that will actually make MAGAts love VD Vance like nothing else could. They love the thought of other people suffering. It's how America's Christians roll.

r142, earlier photos of Vance (especially military) show that he doesn't have that condition. Now Nestor Carbonell and Billy Zane do.

It is said, JD has long been Peter Thiel’s boy toy. Ewww.

The only "condition" Vance has is micropenis.

Peter Thiel couldn’t get his babydoll, Blake Masters, elected in Arizona.

[quote]Has George Santos chimed in?

Of course.

R179, he was using migrant labor? LOL

@r185, Because when you're a far right Republican, having George Santos come to your rescue on your drag choices is just what Sofia Davenport needs to secure the vice-presidency. Next up, George Santos takes JD Vance sofa shopping

It'll be fun 😉

R185

“To call that drag is disingenuous and I think most dudes at some point in their lives have played around with costumes that are gender bender,” Santos told TMZ. “Couples do that all the time. The wife will dress up as a guy, the husband will dress up as a woman. It’s definitely not drag.”

Huh? All the time? I would hardly say this is commonplace behavior for most couples.

R185 That interview is too perfectly and strategically worded. It sounds like a Trump campaign PR stooge used Santos as a puppet.

If dressing in drag is so "normal" and "commonplace" by straight couples, why is the Right trying to stomp it out like a bug?

Total bullshit interview.

No one on the right thinks that. But, keep trying to make VD Vance happen! There will be more and worse photos to come out.

Sofa Sogood

Sugar Settee

Childless Cat LadyBoy

Les Boyz

Jolly—planning Paris ceremonies

The RuPublicans Instagram account is calling him Vancy Feast

Ashley Furniture

Sofa Loren

JD = Just Diabolical

Expanded photos and more info:

R197 is not R41.

The drag photo says so much. He’s the only one at the party in drag.

Poor JD viewed this as his mediocre white-boy Elle Wood moment and waddled the wrong way with it.

If they want to get rid of DEI, fire whomever is responsible for promoting dorks with oddly shaped heads.

What was on his iPod?

I read on Threads that he’s being referred to as “JD Vance - Couching Tiger, Hidden Drag Queen”

😂

Did he consider that party his moment to "Come Out" to his friends? Looks like he was revealing his true self to his nearest and dearest, to me.

^ I read that now he's considered to have committed "Stolen Glamour"

That one's for you, Tim Walz 😉

No one should "come out" revealing their true self to their nearest and dearest wearing a Party City wig

She's a cheap blonde tramp!

R206 = Suzanne Rogers in a cheap McCrory’s wig.

Ivana Sofa

Did he wear his thong inside or outside his pantyhose?

Tong.

Poobs.

Recliner Eyeliner

Have any other recent VP candidates done drag? Paul Ryan? Dan Quayle? Sarah Palin?

Just this lard ass, that we know of.

What a drag it is getting old.

Rhea Upholsterme

Watch out, they can say it’s nonflammable all they want but all it takes is one red hot shameless poker and it’s 🔥

I told him to pay the photo owners off before the election, but he wouldn't listen.

This is historical, the first drag queen on the top ticket,! Ru Paul is pissed!

New York Governor Lord Cornbury used to prefer women's clothes back in colonial days.

Costs more, but I'm worth it.

Kellyanne Conway is being brought back in a chief role with the Trump-Vance campaign. The propagandist and interview filibusterer will vap newer lies relentlessly. She’ll control what Maybelline Mini Me verbalizes.

^yap, not vap

She’ll SOFASPLAIN?

JD is jealous.

I. Emma Beard

ok....

My, my, you look QUEER!!!

“We’re a Christian Bakery that doesn’t sell to Fags!!!”

Wow what a loser at R227. Whoever is running his campaign must really hate JD couch fucker.

This is way beyond Jeb Bush "please clap" territory. 🤡🤣

Let’s cut the bullshit and get right down to the point… JD Vance and his orange, whatever the fuck you wanna call him, needs to die in the most intense kitchen grease fire, ever…