Datalounge people- What Type Of Guy(s) Are Your Ideal?

What is "no rain?"

Ordinary, working, college educated gay, good to his mom, not overweight. Husband cock.

That’s Miss Diana Ross speaking: no wind, no rain.

Don’t worry Op—until you learn how to properly start a thread it won’t be an issue.

You can’t grow pubic hair properly?

Gymnast build like Felix Dolci.

Natural, guy next door...pleasant face with nothing too odd going on. Nice skin, smile, hair and a nice, fun, charming guy. A bit of weight is ok, and average dicksize is cool. Id prefer average mildly masc to beautiful effeminate...but a sense of camp fun is good. Not under 5ft 9 preferably.

A pulse is always appreciated.

A man.

Otters and wolves .. they's my favorites.

Any man with a pulse. If he has most of his teeth and is younger than 40, that's all the better.

(No blacks, fats, Asian, proudly gay men and sane people are allowed.)

King Kong can stop the rain

It depends.

Generally prefer Asian/South Asian/Latin guys, but this can vary. I like some general level of athleticism, but not too gymmed out. Actually really like thicc guys. Good sense of humor, good kissers, moderate amount of kink.

I like rain on my guys

What type of guys are your ideal?

the ones that are breathing

Confidence without ego. Tenderness. Empathy. Strength.

None of this asshole alpha bullshit that’s gripped the country lately.

Weird creepy cute (but not really creepy) nerdy guys with slender swimmer type bodies, decent sized dicks and fairly big asses who are absolutely freaks in the sheets.

Daddy/near silver daddy bottoms that are masculine with just the right amount of hair and muscles. Also with decent sized dicks but with slightly bigger asses than the above. Also freaks in the sheets as the above.

Not having an ideal has worked out very well for me.

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.

My dream man would be short, like 5'6" or under, and stocky, with broad shoulders, big arms, chest, butt, and thighs; but a soft belly. Light to no body hair, average or below size dick. He'd be the scrappy blue collar type, very masc on the streets but a sweet, mellow cuddle bug at home. He'd have to travel a lot for his job, so we'd really cherish what time we were able to have together (and he'd be gone before we got on each other's nerves). Kind, affectionate, very responsible but with a silly, playful side.

But until they invent the holodeck from Star Trek, I'll take just about anybody.

Patrick Warburton.

I love a big burly hairy white man with a nice face.

Good looking but not too gorgeous, about my height and age (older), solid build but not fat, mild drinker and not into drugs, not too fem and not too macho either, educated and able to spell correctly, the kind of guy I would not be self-conscious to introduce to my friends and family.

Clearly, the physical is secondary to me.

Ideal? Muscular, white, latin, or middle eastern. I'm a face and ass man. It's crude, but that's where my dick is going, so those parts are what I care about the most. Some hair OK, but not overly hairy. Have decent hygiene, but you don't have to smell like flowers or have a recent mani/pedi. Just be clean. For friends, appearances mostly don't matter. Just be smart, a good person, and have similar interests.

Please note: I'm an older millennial who lost his guy a little over a year ago. I have NO interest in romance anymore. My heart is still his and will probably always be. Just sex and friendship.

If we were to be more specific. Slim, blonde hair and blue eyes or black hair and green eyes, button nose and bee stung lips with a bubble butt between 5'8"-5'11".

Able to fog a mirror.

Any fine young specimen who'd be able to be featured on the cover of Black Inches.

Average guys with a charming personality or has a swagger to them. That’s very sexy to me and they also don’t know that they’re sexy. High maintenance guys or gym rats are not my thing.

Me? Well, I love a tight man! Tight men cast-iron pecs, thighs that could choke a bear, butts you could eat breakfast off of!

[quote] Otters and wolves .. they's my favorites.

Mines too!

[quote] King Kong can stop the rain

*** kisses doll ***

I meant to say no RINGS.

Too late now.