Ryan Seacrest turns 50 in December

Wow time is passing. Hard to imagine he will be 50.

I guess now it’s time to find some 20 year-old model to settle down with and have kids.

Perhaps he could phone Prince Edwards or Prince Albert of Monaco for tips.

50? I thought he was pushing 60.

FFS why can't he just come OUT?

I’d hump his brains out.

Began his career under Merv Griffin.

That hairstyle ages his face.

His Adam’s apple looks like a goiter. Thyroid cancer or just bad bronzer application?

What kind of hair do you think would be more appropriate?

He dates women.

@r5, "FFS why can't he just come OUT? "

Because Merv trained him to never EVER admit you're Gay even if they catch you with my dick in your ass

[quote]Began his career under Merv Griffin.

LITERALLY under Merv Griffin.

It’s amazing what fraus will believe.

So now we "know":

I just hope he finally finds a nice woman to settle down with. He deserves it.

Didn't Julianne steal about a jewelry from him?

I guess he couldn't press charges otherwise she'd blow his cover.

He just likes playing the field with the gals. Maybe he's just overly horny.

* a BUNCH of jewelry

@r15, Groundbreaking!

Since he has entered the "no longer looks or acts human" phase of celebrity life, he's just a greedy mannequin now, like the rest.

I wonder where their souls go? I'll have to ask the Kardashians, Oprah and Gayle, Beyonce and Grizzle Mouth, Ellen, Angelina, J-Loads, Ben, and the rest.

That is a HARD 50. He looks more like a well-preserved 70 year old.

He's dating in Europe

Seacrest can't keep a girlfriend and no boyfriend will have this closet case.

OP - Is that years, tricks, or loads?

I'm shocked that was so young when he started doing American Idol. He looks at least a decade older than he is. I agree with the posters who say that his style ages him.

He’s an annoying queen. He would tell stories on Live with Kelly about how you had to meet him at 4:38 for dinner. Not 4:30 or 4:40, but 4:38. And then he’d order a burger “for the table”. What?? Who splits a burger amongst the table? This queen is a handful for sure. Annoying as fuck. No wonder he’s perpetually ‘single’ or has a girlfriend half his age.

I assumed he was already past 50, by years.

His face has a certain paler George Hamilton quality, a sort of crepey ball sack skin stretched taut like a drum but despite some shine, it's neiither smooth nor youthful.

Was he born looking like a young man beaten down by age and alcoholism and nervous conditions?

So grateful his celebrity isn't global.

Asexual or gay -that’s it.

“Not the marrying kind” -that’s it.

Cookie-smelling gay-face for decades.

He has enough money, but I don't want him to come out. Let him keep lying to his last breath.

What is the point of coming out at his age. He can fuck a lot of the people he wants to even paying for it and the money keeps rolling in. Let's face it Elton John he ain't who even the homophobes love.

Showbiz queens Cowell and Seacrest both being firmly in the closet since forever eventually reached Proustian levels of ludicrousness. I'm surprised they didn't challenge each other to a duel over some fair lady.

[quote]At the same time that Proust was eager to make love to other young men, he was equally determined to avoid the label ‘homosexual’,” writes Edmund White in his biography of the French novelist. “Years later he would tell André Gide that one could write about homosexuality even at great length, so long as one did not ascribe it to oneself. This bit of literary advice is coherent with Proust’s general closetedness – a secretiveness that was all the more absurd since everyone near him knew he was gay.”

My friend, who is an openly gay Hollywood exec went on vacation in Hawaii with Ryan when he dated Julianne years ago. He thinks Ryan is deeply, deeply closeted. He said that Ryan stayed in one bungalow, Julianne stayed in another, and Derek Hough stayed in a third!

The self-loathing with this one is severe.

I’d almost feel sorry for him if he’d quit the “dating” bullshit at 40 — but he didn’t and has opened himself to unrelenting mocking.

Keep giving the gift, girl!

Especially since Ry Ry seems to choose girlfriends who are all young enough to be his daughter and they all constantly break up and get back together a few times before parting ways for good. Ryan has issues.

He could get it, anytime!!!