Olympian Mary Lou Retton Reflects on "New Lease on Life"

Shit. I thought that was the little troll with the red coat from 1973's Don't Look Now!

Poor MAGA midget.

I'm not trying to be mean, but is she on crack?

Yikes. She looks like what I picture JD Vance’s mother looks like.

I think she might have had a stroke/brain damage at some point during her health crisis last year. I feel bad for her, she always seemed so stupidly sure of herself. I think the divorce knocked her for a loop. I also wouldn't be surprised if she's had problems with prescription pills seeing as how many surgeries she's had after tearing her body to pieces doing gymnastics. She's always seemed like a nice lady, if not very smart.

Thoughts and prayers!

Aggressively perky. Behind the perk, mindless magatry.

She needs to cut that hair shorter.

I'm hoping she has a relapse in her recovery and kicks the bucket before 2028. I need to be the one who lights the cauldron at the 2028 Opening Ceremonies in LA. Mary Loui needs to be out of the running so I can focus on ways to eliminate Michael Phelps, Simone Biles, and the others.

She still won't admit she had Covid?

Next time get insurance.

If covid is identified as the source of her health issues, the next question to follow "is are you vaccinated"?

You know what the answer is and why.

On looks alone she could be Johnny Rapid's mother.

FUCKING CUNT!!!

She's a mess but I can't stand the trend of interviewing people with fake backgrounds. Is she really sitting in her trailer in front of a green screen?

I'm sure it's COVID that caused her pneumonia and the subsequent issues. A lot of people died, Mary Lou.

I swear to God I read Olympian Mary Lou Retton Reflects on "The Fact of Life".

I've been on this goddamn site far too long. I fear what happens to me when the dementia kicks in.

Honestly, who thought this would be a good idea?

She does seem to be channeling Cousin Geri.

Lord, what happened to her?

Can't believe she's only 56 years old! You would think being an athlete she would be on better shape. She talks like she's drunk.

Did the illness turn her into white trash?

R22, she's from WVA. She was always white trash.

Cathy Rigby was Peter Pan, now get ready for Mary Lou Retton in NELL THE MUSICAL!!!!

Is she answering questions?

God she's annoying. Fake christian hypocritical bitch. Oh well.

Fake gold medalist! Fake AA gold medalist!

Mary Lou who?

She always reminds me from her Olympic years of what a mini, muscular version on steroids of Katie Couric would be like. Sort of an athletic chipmunk in a leotard.

I think GoFundMe got her a new lease on a 2 bedroom, 900 sq ft apartment, south of Pico, in "Santa Monica."

She won in the absence of several big countries. Dumb whore.

Mary Lou, crack is whack!

She’s a Trumper cunt.

She was a "special guest star" on the season of Knots Landing most commonly regarded as the worst--its thirteenth.

[quote] She’s a Trumper cunt.

Where's your MAGA Messiah NOW, Mary Lou???

She's fucking Maga, I'm not buying what she's selling.