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Tyson Chicken CEO's "erratic" behavior could cost him his job

At around 1 a.m. on June 13, John Randal Tyson, the slim and boyish 34-year-old scion of the Tyson Foods empire, tried to level with the Fayetteville, Ark., police officer who just pulled him over for suspected drunk driving. “Can I ask you a genuine preference?” Tyson says in a bodycam video, one hand to his chest, perhaps in an effort to convey sincerity. “Which is, like, if I get in trouble tonight, my life will be ruined.”

The statement is not a question or a preference, and it sounds like the hyperbolic ramblings of a guy who has had too many Miller Lites (which Tyson says he was drinking that night, according to the police report obtained by Fortune). But it’s easy to understand why, in that moment, he felt doomed.

At the time, Tyson was CFO and chief sustainability officer at Tyson Foods, a $21 billion company founded by his great-grandfather and headquartered in adjacent Springdale, Ark. And his arrest in June was the second time he’d been collared for an alcohol-related crime since becoming Tyson’s chief financial officer, and the youngest CFO in the Fortune 500, in 2022.

In November of that year, just six weeks after he started the job, it was widely reported that Tyson was found sleeping in a stranger’s bed and charged with trespassing and public intoxication. (He eventually pleaded guilty and paid $440 in fines.) He was thought to be in line to become Tyson Foods’ CEO, but his two arrests in 19 months have now thrust his future at the meat processing giant into doubt.

“My life is over, man,” Tyson says in the video published online by an account called Arkansas Police Activity and labeled as University of Arkansas Police Department footage, as he awaits a breathalyzer test at the station. He tells the officer that he doesn’t hold the arrest against him: “It’s on me.” He eventually blows a .191, more than double the legal limit for blood alcohol content while driving, a detail that also matches the arrest report. “F**k!” he says, after signing a form to decline a second test.

He was able to keep his corporate job last time around, but this time Tyson Foods suspended the young executive that day and named Curt Calaway, an 18-year Tyson veteran, interim CFO, without indicating whether John Randal Tyson would return. They need a strong CFO on the job: Over the past two years, Tyson Foods has shuttered several meat-packing plants and laid off thousands of people.

The cuts are part of a so-far successful bid to return to profitability in its chicken division and to offset losses in its beef business, its largest by revenue, as it deals with inflation. It has also recently begun to call itself a protein company—producing meat, but also frozen breakfast sandwiches, deli meats, and plant-based burgers, sausages, and nuggets under various labels. Two years ago it took a minority stake in Protix, an innovative Dutch firm making insect meal used in animal feed.

But John R. Tyson’s problematic behavior raises serious questions about leadership inside his family’s Fortune 100 company, which processes an estimated one-fifth of all chicken, pork, or beef consumed in the U.S. At a time when nepotism and corporate “nepo babies” are squarely in the cultural crosshairs, how did the family justify putting a 32-year-old into the CFO job; why did it keep him there after his first arrest; and what happens next?

Expectations for billionaires have changed, says a lifelong Fayetteville resident who has ties to the Tysons but asked to remain anonymous because of the family’s influence in the region. It used to be that people reliably looked the other way when local business titans misbehaved, because families like the Tysons pour so much money into the community, he says. But people expect accountability now, he continues, and “[t]hey’re not averting their eyes.”

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by Anonymousreply 184November 6, 2024 5:14 AM

DWI video.

How much did you have to drink at your sister's wedding?

"6 or 7 drinks."

WHAT??

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by Anonymousreply 1August 7, 2024 5:25 AM
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by Anonymousreply 2August 7, 2024 5:26 AM

Full article at link.

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by Anonymousreply 3August 7, 2024 5:26 AM

Is George Constanza available for comment? Or George Steinbrenner?

by Anonymousreply 4August 7, 2024 5:28 AM

She’s a mess

by Anonymousreply 5August 7, 2024 5:30 AM

Goddamn, he's hot.

I'll bet he would let a guy suck him off when he's drunk.

He looks the type.

Plus, he's not married. I think he's a closet case.

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by Anonymousreply 6August 7, 2024 5:31 AM

Love the eyebrow, Johnny.

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by Anonymousreply 7August 7, 2024 5:32 AM

I swear I only had two drinks . I’ll take a lie detector test.

G.Costanza: “ it’s not a lie if you think it’s true “

by Anonymousreply 8August 7, 2024 5:34 AM

How sad: all that money and a person elects to drink Miller Lite.

by Anonymousreply 9August 7, 2024 5:37 AM

That would be a great porno! You can see his pubes as the front boxer slit opens. Cuffed by two hot cops, then looking hot as hell all spread out with that furry chest…yum! Someone make this happen!

by Anonymousreply 10August 7, 2024 5:37 AM

He's adorable.

I wonder who he's hooking up with currently?

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by Anonymousreply 11August 7, 2024 5:39 AM

Gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 12August 7, 2024 5:47 AM

Republicans hate DEI hires. But love DWI hires. Go figure.

by Anonymousreply 13August 7, 2024 5:54 AM

We don't know that he's a Republican.

I was reading through his Twitter feed, and he seems to be socially liberal.

[quote] Leading the Way!🇺🇸 Corporate leaders from @Chobani @ManpowerGroup @HiltonNewsroom @TysonFoods @Amazonnews share insights on refugee hiring & why companies must step up🙌

[quote] @Forbes Tyson Foods announced on Monday that it would provide free postsecondary education for all its approximately 120,000 U.S. workers.

[quote] @JohnRandalTyson I wrote an op-ed in the @nwademgaz talking about supporting our local non-profit community. Check it out. John R. Tyson

[quote] @JohnRandalTyson This week I voted early in Fayetteville AR (@accessfay) at the Washington county courthouse... we’re proud members of the National Time to Vote campaign as well as the @CivicAlliance @TysonFoods voter engagement efforts

[quote] @JohnRandalTyson Great to be a part of @BPC_Bipartisan event today. We talked about ensuring access to healthy food (affordability, SNAP benefits, infrastructure, & more)

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by Anonymousreply 14August 7, 2024 6:10 AM

I’ll have a talk with him.

See that he showers and bring him to me… in the orange boxers.

by Anonymousreply 15August 7, 2024 6:23 AM

He’s hot. Case dismissed.

by Anonymousreply 16August 7, 2024 6:25 AM

He's so cute.

Great body for a drunk.

I can fix him!

by Anonymousreply 17August 7, 2024 6:53 AM

I think the board is trying to push him out because they think he's gay.

Most CEOs would have a girlfriend or wife by age 34.

by Anonymousreply 18August 7, 2024 6:56 AM

He's clearly gay.

by Anonymousreply 19August 7, 2024 6:58 AM

He was at his sister’s wedding and his family let him get totally bombed, leave alone, and drive himself home? Only months after the arrest for drunken home invasion or whatever it was? WTF?

by Anonymousreply 20August 7, 2024 7:01 AM

I don’t get why these rich guys don’t get a damn Uber or a taxi.

Along those lines, the son of the coach of the KC Chiefs had the book thrown at him for…. you guessed it, drunk driving! And seriously injured a young girl as a result of the drunk driving, as part of official team business. Where the hell are these people’s expense accounts?

We’re not talking about under-employed rustbelt guys with 1993 Silverados here.

Also, I don’t envy these “scions of prominent families” in the slightest. I was the son of a union mass transit worker, it makes expectations from everyone else a hell of a lot easier to surprise on the upside.

by Anonymousreply 21August 7, 2024 7:03 AM

[quote] John Randal Tyson, the slim and boyish 34-year-old scion of the Tyson Foods empire, tried to level with the Fayetteville, Ark., police officer who just pulled him over for suspected drunk driving. “Can I ask you a genuine preference?”

What did he mean by this?

Like, SEXUAL preference? Was he hitting on the cop?

by Anonymousreply 22August 7, 2024 7:07 AM

I think he’s simply dumb, R22.

And dime a dozen looks.

by Anonymousreply 23August 7, 2024 7:14 AM

What the pluck is wrong with him?

by Anonymousreply 24August 7, 2024 7:15 AM

With all that money behind him, why stick to the family business of meat and all its unsavory associations and the burden of having your name of the package of how many hundreds of thousands of packets of chicken bring shipped every day? He has the burden of the name, of being the one who went away to university and came back, if the much loved by workers late father and CEO.

I would turn my back on the meat business beyond whatever investor involvement were necessary and take up work or issues unrelated to meat hygiene and preservatives and colorants and growing conditions and pick something else entirely to occupy my days: orange boxers, buying houses in favorite spots around the world...

by Anonymousreply 25August 7, 2024 8:09 AM

What on Earth are you talking about, R25?

Your rant is incomprehensible.

by Anonymousreply 26August 7, 2024 10:30 AM

Randal, call me, we need to talk... Maybe we can hang out, share a cab, whatever

by Anonymousreply 27August 7, 2024 10:47 AM

I bet he's been hanging out with those billionaire hillbilly Walmart brats. What is it with Fayetteville Arkansas?

by Anonymousreply 28August 7, 2024 10:50 AM

R6- I agree. I would lick 👅 his balls in a second!

I would love to be in charge of his FULL CAVITY strip search 🔦.

by Anonymousreply 29August 7, 2024 10:57 AM

R10- I’ve always liked SLIM and HAIRY.

by Anonymousreply 30August 7, 2024 10:59 AM

Bar none one of America’s most evil companies

by Anonymousreply 31August 7, 2024 11:05 AM

Keep fucking that chicken!

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by Anonymousreply 32August 7, 2024 11:15 AM

What have we got here, some cop/prisoner porn?

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by Anonymousreply 33August 7, 2024 11:20 AM

Oh, my... 😳

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by Anonymousreply 34August 7, 2024 11:22 AM

His life isn’t ruined. His life would be ruined if he drunkenly killed or injured people or himself while driving drunk. He’s only 34. Plenty of opportunity to get sober. Perhaps he would be happier walking away from the family business.

by Anonymousreply 35August 7, 2024 11:51 AM

Crazy thought - get a driver, you drunk, rich, hot fucker?

by Anonymousreply 36August 7, 2024 12:03 PM

Now THAT'S an otter!

They's my favorites you know.

by Anonymousreply 37August 7, 2024 12:07 PM

Why not just buy the little prick a car dealership? Why put him in charge of real things?

by Anonymousreply 38August 7, 2024 12:08 PM

"Now THAT'S an otter! "

Yep, classic otter 😛

by Anonymousreply 39August 7, 2024 12:13 PM

Sex on a stick.

by Anonymousreply 40August 7, 2024 12:22 PM

He looks kinda like the PepperGeek guy on YT.

by Anonymousreply 41August 7, 2024 12:24 PM

[quote] I don’t get why these rich guys don’t get a damn Uber or a taxi.

Being young(ish) and rich breeds a sense of invincibility. Also, being drunk, he probably wasn't thinking straight. Pun intended.

I rarely drink anymore, but in my youth I did drive drunk on more than one occasion and just about every time I didn't realize just how drunk I was until AFTER I started driving. Thankfully, I never ran over anything worse than a mailbox. The kid needs counseling if he's drinking that much and that often. Maybe it's too much pressure at that age to be the CFO of a billion-dollar conglomerate, or he has other problems.

by Anonymousreply 42August 7, 2024 1:06 PM

I cringe at how many times I drove home drunk from the bars. My test to myself was to recite the alphabet backwards. Only on a few occasions did I fail and took a taxi home.

Back then, had Uber existed i certainly would have used it instead. We didn't have available taxis roaming the streets like NYC.

There was one time I got pulled over and, even though I'm not religious, for the love of God I don't know how I was let go.

Yes, I'm ashamed of myself looking back.

by Anonymousreply 43August 7, 2024 1:11 PM

[quote] Why not just buy the little prick a car dealership? Why put him in charge of real things?

Why on Earth would you buy a car dealership for a drunk driver?

by Anonymousreply 44August 7, 2024 1:58 PM

I wonder how much he's worth?

by Anonymousreply 45August 7, 2024 3:54 PM

Something's wrong with his Medulla Oblongata!

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by Anonymousreply 46August 7, 2024 4:23 PM

Fine, R44, buy him a bank. The Tysons are good for it.

by Anonymousreply 47August 7, 2024 5:32 PM

I feel like chicken tonight!

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by Anonymousreply 48August 7, 2024 8:41 PM

Where did this drunkard go for college?

What degrees does he hold? Is he even qualified to be the Tyson CFO?

He needs to come see me. I can tell him how to stop drinking cold turkey.

by Anonymousreply 49August 7, 2024 9:32 PM

He shoulda offered that Sheriff a lifetime supply of chicken.

by Anonymousreply 50August 7, 2024 9:52 PM

R43 I couldn’t recite the alphabet backwards when completely sober.

by Anonymousreply 51August 7, 2024 11:03 PM

r51 me either

by Anonymousreply 52August 7, 2024 11:25 PM

I like how the article refers to him, a 34 year old man, as both "young" and "boyish."

by Anonymousreply 53August 7, 2024 11:29 PM

I think he could probably still pull it off at Sean Cody if he wanted a career change.

by Anonymousreply 54August 7, 2024 11:54 PM

I’m getting slight ⬇️ vibes

by Anonymousreply 55August 8, 2024 12:04 AM

What does the arrow mean, r55?

by Anonymousreply 56August 8, 2024 12:09 AM

R56 It means he allows himself to be vulnerable.

by Anonymousreply 57August 8, 2024 12:09 AM

BOTTOM vibes, R56.

He does seem to be quite submissive, for the head of a major US corporation.

by Anonymousreply 58August 8, 2024 12:11 AM

" Is he even qualified to be the Tyson CFO? "

His last name is Tyson, so he even get a key to the executive washroom AND an employee discount on chicken nuggets

by Anonymousreply 59August 8, 2024 12:23 AM

He’s hawt, all is forgiven!

by Anonymousreply 60August 8, 2024 12:25 AM

Gay face for days.

by Anonymousreply 61August 8, 2024 12:34 AM

r53 - The article was written by one of our own here on Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 62August 8, 2024 12:43 AM

Does anyone notice that framed “Golden Girls” print, above the bed?

by Anonymousreply 63August 8, 2024 12:51 AM

R34, that seriously does come off like the beginning of a gay porn movie. It almost seems staged.

by Anonymousreply 64August 8, 2024 1:05 AM

John has a Bachelor of Arts Degree in economics from Harvard University and a Master of Business Administration from the Stanford Graduate School of Business.

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by Anonymousreply 65August 8, 2024 1:06 AM

[quote] I like how the article refers to him, a 34 year old man, as both "young" and "boyish."

Ridiculous. Reminds me of when Billy Busy on Access Hollywood kept referring to Ryan Lochte during the Brazil Olympics.

by Anonymousreply 66August 8, 2024 1:07 AM

BILLY BUSH not Billy Busy

by Anonymousreply 67August 8, 2024 1:07 AM

This little dinkus is a member of the Council on Foreign Relations.

by Anonymousreply 68August 8, 2024 1:09 AM

He’s cute

by Anonymousreply 69August 8, 2024 1:11 AM

Imagine going to bed and finding that waiting for you

by Anonymousreply 70August 8, 2024 1:14 AM

As long as he hasn’t vomited on himself.

by Anonymousreply 71August 8, 2024 1:15 AM

I don't see the hotness. Body maybe, but not the face.

by Anonymousreply 72August 8, 2024 1:26 AM

[quote] He’s only 34. Plenty of opportunity to get sober. Perhaps he would be happier walking away from the family business.

Let's face it. He won't even have to get sober. Tyson chicken money washes everything clean.

by Anonymousreply 73August 8, 2024 1:28 AM

How would you describe this look in his arrest photo?

It's kind of like, "Yup, it's me again!" Lol.

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by Anonymousreply 74August 8, 2024 1:30 AM

[quote] The kid needs counseling if he's drinking that much and that often.

"Kid"? He's 34. Only on DL.

He doesn't look open to counseling.

by Anonymousreply 75August 8, 2024 1:30 AM

You're wrong, R72.

His face is very cute.

I just hope he doesn't end up looking like his dad (middle).

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by Anonymousreply 76August 8, 2024 1:31 AM

John's arrest for sleeping in someone else's home, always cracks me up.

How can someone so skinny, drink so much??

He must have a very low tolerance for alcohol.

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by Anonymousreply 77August 8, 2024 1:36 AM

30 minutes of John Tyson, dressed only in his underwear.

There are some pretty nice shots in here.

Especially of his furry chest and pits.

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by Anonymousreply 78August 8, 2024 1:42 AM

Your life is never ruined if you've got money.

by Anonymousreply 79August 8, 2024 1:47 AM

r79 - i thought the same thing every time he said "my life is ruined." he's got a golden parachute, even if he is removed as CEO of Tyson.

He has no real clue just how bad it can get when you're poor and can't afford the best attorneys to represent you and provide sound legal counsel/advice.

by Anonymousreply 80August 8, 2024 1:51 AM

Those jug ears make him look like one of the cons in the "Mama's mussy" threads.

by Anonymousreply 81August 8, 2024 1:54 AM

There are so many things on the business side I don't understand. Tyson Food is at the NYSE. How is it possible that the board of a publicly traded corporation is OK with a 32 year old CFO. How are they OK with him staying in place after 2022 episode. This is not a mom and pop shop. If I were his father, I'd fear the liability the CFO poses. I get it; he is the son. But shareholders will sue when an executive is not doing his job and the CEO knew how unfit his executive is. This is just really poor governance.

by Anonymousreply 82August 8, 2024 2:03 AM

NEPOTISM

by Anonymousreply 83August 8, 2024 2:19 AM

Tyson Foods’ capital structure has two classes of common stock: Class A common stock with one vote per share and Class B common stock with ten votes per share. As a result, TLP controls 70.63% of the aggregate vote of Class A common stock and Class B common stock.

John Tyson currently serves as Chairman of the board and has a substantial financial interest in Tyson Foods through his interest in the Tyson Limited Partnership, which retains control of the company.

by Anonymousreply 84August 8, 2024 2:20 AM

Can you translate that for the common folk, R84?

by Anonymousreply 85August 8, 2024 3:20 AM

I wanna suck on his giblets.

by Anonymousreply 86August 8, 2024 4:12 AM

Thankfully he hasn’t injured or killed anyone yet.

No harm, no fowl.

by Anonymousreply 87August 8, 2024 4:14 AM

Suspect he drinks to excess, in part, because he’s a closeted executive in a highly public position in Arkansas.

by Anonymousreply 88August 8, 2024 4:33 AM

Exactly, R88.

Super Conservative, MAGA Arkansas.

The poor guy must be tormented every day, with his desire to be with another man.

But he can never act on it, because of his position in the community and also where he lives.

by Anonymousreply 89August 8, 2024 4:41 AM

It seems to me that in the South, if you're part of the elite, you're married by age 34 even (or especially) if you're a closeted gay.

He might actually be straight but such a drunkard that all the women are staying far away. (The Wall Street Journal said his father and grandfather were heavy drinkers too.)

by Anonymousreply 90August 8, 2024 4:44 AM

He reminds me a bit of John Pleshette as Richard on Knots Landing circa early 80s.

by Anonymousreply 91August 8, 2024 4:52 AM

He's cuter than John Pleshette ever was, but similar body type.

by Anonymousreply 92August 8, 2024 5:17 AM

[quote] He might actually be straight but such a drunkard that all the women are staying far away. (The Wall Street Journal said his father and grandfather were heavy drinkers too.)

Nah.

If he were straight, he would definitely be married by now.

Drunkard or not, there are TONS of women who would be willing to marry the heir to a billion dollar fortune.

Especially Southern "debutante" type of women. They are practically born and bred to snag a rich guy.

Not to mention that even as a drunk, he's still really good looking.

He's like a modern day Brick Pollitt.

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by Anonymousreply 93August 8, 2024 6:04 AM

Why would you work if you REALLY didnt have to?? Sell the company & start a meaningful foundation.

by Anonymousreply 94August 8, 2024 6:42 AM

That poster above his bed says “Thank you for being a friend.” I’ve never watched that shit a day in my life and I’ve been posting here for years. I think he likes men more than I do.

by Anonymousreply 95August 8, 2024 6:58 AM

Is he gay and drinking because he feels he can’t express himself?

by Anonymousreply 96August 8, 2024 6:59 AM

[quote] That poster above his bed says “Thank you for being a friend.”

Where are you all seeing his bed??

I've read through this whole thread, and I haven't seen any photo or video of his bed.

Show me!

by Anonymousreply 97August 8, 2024 7:04 AM

R97 it’s at R77 ‘s video at 1:11

by Anonymousreply 98August 8, 2024 7:06 AM

Thanks, R98!

by Anonymousreply 99August 8, 2024 7:28 AM

That's not his bed.

by Anonymousreply 100August 8, 2024 7:28 AM

In the OP's pic, his eyes are vacant, like he's bombed out of his mind. No one's at home.

I think it's true of all his pics; it's a more or less permanent state with him.

I can't understand how anyone finds that attractive.

by Anonymousreply 101August 8, 2024 7:38 AM

People who talk about "vacant eyes" might as well be talking about astrology for all the sense it makes.

by Anonymousreply 102August 8, 2024 7:46 AM

[quote]Imagine going to bed and finding that waiting for you

I condole you.

by Anonymousreply 103August 8, 2024 7:47 AM

[quote]R102: People who talk about "vacant eyes" might as well be talking about astrology for all the sense it makes.

Not at all. Look into the eyes at the OP's photo. He's dazed. Stoned.

Detecting someone who's fucked up is not pseudoscience.

by Anonymousreply 104August 8, 2024 7:51 AM

But what about the proliferation of these disgusting "woody" chicken breasts? I hate biting into rubber.

by Anonymousreply 105August 8, 2024 7:52 AM

I'd like to choke his chicken!

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by Anonymousreply 106August 8, 2024 7:56 AM

That’s not his bed - that’s why he was being arrested.

by Anonymousreply 107August 8, 2024 10:17 AM

^ So, was he the trick that wouldn't leave?

by Anonymousreply 108August 8, 2024 10:32 AM

R85, it means the family has the largest stock holdings and so control over board level decisions. What they want goes.

by Anonymousreply 109August 8, 2024 2:18 PM

[quote] I wanna suck on his giblets.

Oh my

by Anonymousreply 110August 8, 2024 5:12 PM

So where is he now? Drying out in a rehab joint? The one in Mississippi is where some of the famous have gone to be incognito.

by Anonymousreply 111August 8, 2024 5:29 PM

[quote] So where is he now? Drying out in a rehab joint? The one in Mississippi is where some of the famous have gone to be incognito.

He seems more like a binge drinker, than a raging alcoholic.

There's a difference.

by Anonymousreply 112August 8, 2024 9:33 PM

Amateur!

by Anonymousreply 113August 8, 2024 10:42 PM

I’m guessing 6” but girthy. What’s your guess?

by Anonymousreply 114August 8, 2024 10:50 PM

He looks like he’d be more at home being quality control for Nabisco smelling cookies for a job.

by Anonymousreply 115August 9, 2024 12:29 AM

[quote] Those jug ears make him look like one of the cons in the "Mama's mussy" threads.

Those ears are good to use as "handle bars" while you're riding his cock, or while you're fucking him from behind.

Take your pick.

by Anonymousreply 116August 9, 2024 4:59 AM

[quote]I’m guessing 6” but girthy. What’s your guess?

Nothing special, he does not have BDF. Have to see the hands for a more accurate assessment.

by Anonymousreply 117August 9, 2024 6:00 AM

His hands are in the first video

by Anonymousreply 118August 9, 2024 8:27 AM

R116 I thought this too but didn’t have the balls to mention it. But yeah, pull on them when going doggy.

by Anonymousreply 119August 9, 2024 9:41 AM

He’s the Kendall of the family!

by Anonymousreply 120August 9, 2024 9:57 AM

If someone had made me the CFO of Tyson at the age of 32, I'd be drinking, too.

by Anonymousreply 121August 9, 2024 12:47 PM

You people are missing the point here - HE’S RICH!

by Anonymousreply 122August 9, 2024 1:00 PM

I missed who the owner of the bed was.. did he ever explain how he got there?

by Anonymousreply 123August 9, 2024 1:13 PM

Nobody is interested in that r123, he was probably sleep walking.

by Anonymousreply 124August 9, 2024 1:20 PM

Mmm I’d share a fine pour with him. But I’m the one driving.

by Anonymousreply 125August 9, 2024 1:22 PM

[quote] the slim and boyish 34-year-old scion

What a weird way to describe him.

It's almost like they're telling us he's gay, without telling us that he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 126August 9, 2024 1:27 PM

Miller Lite......????? Gurl. Have some class! He's kind of cute but it's do or "die" as far as his drinking is concerned. At 34 he still has some time to undo the damage he's done to his body. He's been raised with every opportunity that has financial security of being a part of the 2%. CFO is a stressful position. They need to put him in less stressful position that will not have fiduciary responsibilities.

by Anonymousreply 127August 9, 2024 1:34 PM

“Can I ask you a genuine preference?” is up there with "What seems to be the officer, problem?"

by Anonymousreply 128August 9, 2024 1:42 PM

If it had been my bed he landed in, drunk, I would have gotten in with him. Even if he's straight, he'd probably had enough beer to be curious.

by Anonymousreply 129August 9, 2024 2:21 PM

Well at least he was arrested while surrounded by high quality bed linens! The orange boxers though.....

by Anonymousreply 130August 9, 2024 3:41 PM

[quote] Well at least he was arrested while surrounded by high quality bed linens! The orange boxers though.....

Even drunk off his ass and wandering the streets, Little Lord Fauntleroy still managed to find the best place to sleep.

It's like rich people are just drawn to luxury.

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by Anonymousreply 131August 9, 2024 3:46 PM

Can you imagine if he’d have shit in that person's bed?

by Anonymousreply 132August 9, 2024 3:55 PM

[quote] You people are missing the point here - HE’S RICH!

I'm not sure what that point is. His condition is not caused or mitigated by his financial means. So what would be the point I'm missing?

In the bodycam video when they drag him out of the woman's bed, he is doing weird things with his hand. A psychiatrist friend told me once that these gestures are not uncommon when an individual with PTSD has an episode. Not saying that Tyson has PTSD. But I wouldn't discount the possibility that he has a mental health condition, PTSD or something else. Alcoholism could be an outcome not the root cause for his condition. Not saying that I'm right. But as long as I don't know for sure, I'm not resorting to the Rich Kid answer.

by Anonymousreply 133August 9, 2024 4:54 PM

[quote] Can you imagine if he’d have shit in that person's bed?

He probably wouldn’t still be here.

by Anonymousreply 134August 9, 2024 7:00 PM

Was it Johnny Depp’s bed?

by Anonymousreply 135August 9, 2024 8:10 PM

Sherlock at R133 - his hotness or degree of hung-ness or craziness don’t matter if he’s rich

by Anonymousreply 136August 9, 2024 11:07 PM

He should cash in his Tyson's stock, hook up with a hot younger guy and buy a B&B in Provincetown.

by Anonymousreply 137August 10, 2024 6:30 AM

“Hunny this is the Chicken Shack 🐓 😈 “

by Anonymousreply 138August 10, 2024 7:04 AM

@r137, "buy a B&B in Provincetown. "

He's not THAT rich, just a billionaire

$5,150,000

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by Anonymousreply 139August 10, 2024 8:33 AM

^** Maybe he is at least smart enough to understand that a one bedroom house is not the best choice for a B&B.

There are others, though, currently on the market that have more bedrooms and are operating B&B's.

by Anonymousreply 140August 10, 2024 12:56 PM

One bedroom in a 2700 sq ft house… 🤔

by Anonymousreply 141August 10, 2024 1:02 PM

What are the other spaces used for?

by Anonymousreply 142August 10, 2024 4:15 PM

R25, Arkansas wealth isn’t the same as British or European aristocracy wealth.

This is closer to a Paul Murdaugh situation, minus the boat, a fake I.D., swindled money, and a dead girl.

That said, there’s still plenty of time for Mr. Tyson to completely fuck up his life, as he fears.

by Anonymousreply 143August 10, 2024 5:15 PM

He’s a member of the Council on Foreign Relations. It’s not “Arkansas wealth” but global wealth. Too bad DL is too busy scoping out his withered hindquarters to read.

by Anonymousreply 144August 10, 2024 6:09 PM

They're worth 3.3 billion.

by Anonymousreply 145August 10, 2024 7:02 PM

I think he's tremendous.

by Anonymousreply 146August 10, 2024 7:02 PM

Wow, this thread has really taken a turn for the weird

"Arkansas wealth isn’t the same as British or European aristocracy wealth"

Bitch, please give me $10+ billion and watch how many "royals" I can get to suck my dick

by Anonymousreply 147August 10, 2024 7:36 PM

[quote] This is closer to a Paul Murdaugh situation, minus the boat, a fake I.D., swindled money, and a dead girl.

You're a fucking idiot.

The Tysons are BILLIONAIRES.

Murdaugh doesn't even have a TINY FRACTION of the Tyson wealth.

MORON.

by Anonymousreply 148August 10, 2024 8:58 PM

"British or European aristocracy wealth" is often not much wealth at all. Just names and titles.

by Anonymousreply 149August 10, 2024 9:04 PM

I wondered what his punishment would be, about what I expected.

John Randal Tyson, former CFO for Tyson Foods, took a plea deal in a drunk driving case in Fayetteville.

He pleaded guilty to driving while intoxicated. He was sentenced to pay $820 in fines and fees and to perform 32 hours of public service.

He was also sentenced to 90 days in jail. However, he was given credit for one day time served and the remaining 89 days were suspended.

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by Anonymousreply 150November 3, 2024 7:27 PM

John Boy, turn around and drop those pants.

I need to interrogate your ass for a full assessment.

by Anonymousreply 151November 3, 2024 7:53 PM

Looks like a young Russell Tovey, with a smidge of Shia LeBeouf thrown in.

by Anonymousreply 152November 3, 2024 8:08 PM

Beautiful almond nepo eyes.

by Anonymousreply 153November 3, 2024 8:14 PM

Old news

by Anonymousreply 154November 3, 2024 8:17 PM

The plea deal is new news.

by Anonymousreply 155November 3, 2024 8:22 PM

r148 must be Mr. Tyson's underpaid driver. The way he is emotionally invested in this he sounds like Tyson forgot his name again.

by Anonymousreply 156November 3, 2024 8:28 PM

Enough about his erratic behavior, lets get some pics of his erotic behavior please.

by Anonymousreply 157November 3, 2024 8:54 PM

He’s very cute. His behavior is harmless

by Anonymousreply 158November 3, 2024 9:05 PM

Protein Company? Sounds offputting, like growing lab meat and adding insect protein to everything. Gross.

by Anonymousreply 159November 3, 2024 9:11 PM

Nothing gross about a protein company, someone needs to make protein powders and supplements.

by Anonymousreply 160November 3, 2024 9:15 PM

Except that is not their gig^^^

by Anonymousreply 161November 3, 2024 10:41 PM

So, he got canned from the CFO gig?

What's he doing now ... cleaning out chicken houses?

by Anonymousreply 162November 3, 2024 11:31 PM

“Former CFO” oh dear.

by Anonymousreply 163November 4, 2024 12:23 AM

He was also Chief Sustainability Officer and I wouldn't be surprised if they let him keep a lightweight job like that.

by Anonymousreply 164November 4, 2024 12:24 AM

[quote]Imagine going to bed and finding that waiting for you

He can pass out in my bed, poor little rich drunk boy. I'd take good care of him.

by Anonymousreply 165November 4, 2024 12:44 AM

[quote] His behavior is harmless

Not really. I think I know what you're saying. He hasn't caused any harm yet. And just sleeping off his intoxication in some random house doesn't hurt anyone. But drunk driving is quite the risk to yourself and others. Drunk driving is only harmless until it isn't.

by Anonymousreply 166November 4, 2024 12:54 AM

[quote] just sleeping off his intoxication in some random house doesn't hurt anyone.

I have always wondered if the young female home owner had known that it was the unmarried John R. Tyson, heir to the Tyson billions, asleep her her bed if she would have called the police.

It would have been such a "Meet Cute" story to tell their grandchildren.

by Anonymousreply 167November 4, 2024 1:00 AM

She could have dragged his drunk ass to the justice of the peace and become Mrs. Tyson Heir.

by Anonymousreply 168November 4, 2024 1:04 AM

I would have sucked his dick if I came home and found him passed out in my bed

by Anonymousreply 169November 4, 2024 1:35 AM

You find that sleeping in your bed drunk and you call the police? Gurl. Pull the boxers off, some lube and he wakes up married to Bruno!

by Anonymousreply 170November 4, 2024 1:51 AM

I can only imagine what I’d be putting lube on.

by Anonymousreply 171November 4, 2024 2:15 AM

This erstwhile cagemeat has Momma’s mussy spttin’ like a KFC deep fryer. Thank you, God, for keeping such hot snatch out of prison.

by Anonymousreply 172November 4, 2024 2:18 AM

[quote]But he can never act on it, because of his position in the community and also where he lives.

There's always Eureka Springs.

by Anonymousreply 173November 4, 2024 2:22 AM

No longer the CEO? Sounds like it's time for him to start "an" OnlyFans.

by Anonymousreply 174November 4, 2024 3:19 AM

[quote] No longer the CEO? Sounds like it's time for him to start "an" OnlyFans.

His daddy kicked him off the company payroll, he didn't disinherit him, he still surely has millions of his own. You need him to start an OnlyFans more than he does. I am sure he is hoping to get his position back with the company one day if he can stay sober.

by Anonymousreply 175November 4, 2024 3:28 AM

Looks a bit like Baker Mayfield.

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by Anonymousreply 176November 4, 2024 3:30 AM

It’s the ears

by Anonymousreply 177November 4, 2024 3:30 AM

[quote]His daddy kicked him off the company payroll, he didn't disinherit him, he still surely has millions of his own. You need him to start an OnlyFans more than he does. I am sure he is hoping to get his position back with the company one day if he can stay sober.

Thank you for your thoughtful response to a common DL joke. Are you sober or merely humor-impaired?

by Anonymousreply 178November 4, 2024 3:40 AM

He is cute.

"John Randal Tyson, the slim and boyish 34-year-old scion of the Tyson Foods empire."

Can't they just say "twink." Lol.

by Anonymousreply 179November 4, 2024 3:40 AM

The closet kills careers, apparently.

by Anonymousreply 180November 4, 2024 3:52 AM

[quote] "Arkansas wealth isn’t the same as British or European aristocracy wealth"

True, I buy their art.

by Anonymousreply 181November 4, 2024 4:02 AM

R13- I am not a Republican and I hate DEI hires.

by Anonymousreply 182November 4, 2024 4:04 AM

[quote] I have always wondered if the young female home owner had known that it was the unmarried John R. Tyson, heir to the Tyson billions, asleep her her bed if she would have called the police.

She should have tied him up and kept him prisoner, like in the movie "Misery."

by Anonymousreply 183November 6, 2024 3:19 AM

“Do you know what they did to the workers at the Kimberley diamond mines?” 🔨

by Anonymousreply 184November 6, 2024 5:14 AM
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