Did Ben Affleck get some work done?

Has Matt Damon commented on Ben's new look?

A Jloectomy.

[quote] Did Ben Affleck get some work done?

He shaved his BEARD.

He looks thinner. He also looks like the lead singer of an 80s English punk rock band.

Is he snorting Ozempic off of strippers’ asses?

Looks like a 12 MONKEYS haircut to me.

What the fuck is he wearing? He looks awful! Just like any middle-aged man with Peter Pan Syndrome and too much time and money. He looked like shit run over twice at the Tom Brady roast. I'm surprised DL didn't notice it then. His looks have steadily declined in recent years, but it has less to do with age, and more with the fact that he just doesn't know how to take care of himself by himself. It's rather pathetic. I remember when the movie Armageddon was released, all the girls and gays swooned over Affleck. Who could have imagined he'd end up like this? He seems to think it's 1998 again when he was the hot young actor everyone wanted to sleep with. Girls these days want a Glen Powell type. Affleck must remind them of their fathers. A delusional old man desperately trying to buy youth and relevance.

I actually really like the digs he is wearing. And I would rock in my 50s.

How many posts on how many threads are you gonna do this go-round. Find another batch of coke didja?

You’re like a bad penny that keeps turning up.

I don't trust your judgment R8.

R9 you need help.

R10 No judgement. It’s just my personal style B. To each its own.

He borrowed Batman's bomber jacket.

R12 Stop talking like a fucking urban dictionary. God, you're such a stupid stereotype.

He cut his hair with dressmaker shears in front of a mirror while crying, a la Natalie Wood in Splendor in the Grass.

The Dunkin employees are probably alarmed at his new look.

If he's going to be a successful bottom he needs to do something about his SCRAWNY ASS.

Midlife CRISIS.

It's that horrendous haircut. He looks like a Nazi.

I'm guessing none of you bitches have factored in that he's filming the sequel to "The Accountant," in which he played a whacked-out veteran who becomes a contract killer (but still has his Marine buzz cut). The buzz looks extreme because it *is* extreme.

He must've had some hair transplants up there.

Red Hot Chili Peppers T-shirt makes him look like a douchebag.

R19 right up DL’s alley, Mein Führer

Commenting on another man’s appearance seems kind of gay to me.

Listen to R20, the resident 2nd asst. hairdresser, getting all snippy and messing with our fun thread.

I certainly have not factored that in, r20, having no idea what he is doing day to day.

I wonder if he joined a Malibu street gang?

Surf Nazis

Of course he looks different. He just dropped 120 pounds of pure hell.

I really hope that hairstyle choice is for a role he's acting in. Because it does NOT suit him at all.

[quote] He just dropped 120 pounds of pure hell.

120 pounds??

HA!

She wishes.

The Lost Outsider Surfers 🏄‍♂️

Ben has obviously been hanging around the DL too much lately. He's taking this "I'm 51 but my friends all tell me I can pass for 21" shit a bit too seriously.

Isn’t this at least his FOURTH midlife crisis, R18?

The Mansion Dregs

R4 - EXACTLY! Totally 80's punk look - but I like that look. That being said - he looks gaunt and a bit old. 54 year olds don't typically dress like that, but celebrities can get away with it.

Also I guess, people from LA. Some of the outfits people wear in LA is so costume-like. They often look fucking ridiculous.

He’s at a loss about what to do now that he doesn’t have to open J-Lo’s car door and check 24 bathrooms to find where she is shitting in their McMansion.

size meat verificatia

Aviator sunglasses and a tailored motorcycle jacket were not and are not punk, not from the 80s or any other decade.

He has great hair why would he chose that?

^choose

Now he looks like an old lesbian. Jhoe really sucked the life outta him.

He's a good looking guy but not so much in that picture.

She really did, he looks like shit. I can imagine how exhausting it was being around her. That constant "me, Me, ME!" must have gotten really annoying. Surprised her lasted as long as he did.

It’s either for a role or he’s done what most straight post divorce men of my acquaintance do - buy an expensive Hog then spend time and lots of cash accessorisng (jacket, belt, T shirts steel capped boots etc).

They occasionally even hop on the bike for a spin, once they’ve learned how to.

FWIW a friend of a friend (yes, I know, but it actually was) had reason to have a work meeting with J-Lo at their house. She said that Jennifer was completely down to earth, friendly and helpful. Ben appeared briefly, was introduced and was borderline rude and dismissive.

The friend of a friend isn’t a star fucker, meets plenty of the famous through work and was never a fan of either - make of that what you will.

And while I’m here, a close friend went on a press junket to interview Ben for Pearl Harbor. She is very attractive (even more so twenty years ago) and he stopped the interview and said that it could only proceed if she sat on his lap. She did - she was young, ambitious and it was way before #metoo. He asked her out but she declined as she was happily newly married.

She said that he had a very large lap.

I surprised her!

He looks like he moonlights 🌝 as rough trade

He looks like the invisible man in disguise. or a lesbian bouncer.

51 year old rough trade? You don't get out much, hun.

[quote] he stopped the interview and said that it could only proceed if she sat on his lap

Wait, so he's actually straight?

He looks like he's been put through the wringer...namely This Is Me Now: A Love Story and The Greatest Love Story Never Told.

That would age anybody.

It's that awful fucking haircut. The rest looks good.

I think he looks better with a beard and long hair, like he had in Argo.

r46 That must have been Ben's go to

Looks like Ben has form!

That was uncomfortable to watch...I only got through the first minute or so of him pawing at her at r55.

Bet he was drunk for that interview.

He kinda looks like the guy from Terminator. Mid melt.

He looks like he is getting Ozempic face to me.

Sure J-Lo is to blame too but face it Affleck is a straight up asshole

[quote] When did Ben turn into Michael McDonald?

I think it’s the Lucille Ball face-pulling tapes stretching his mug backwards underneath his Mia Farrow/Vidal Sassoon pixie haircut.

R55 I'm in shock over that video. That boy is a P-I-G pig!

That's hot! You'd have to be dead not to ride that piggy dude.

To be fair, the woman did say the entire interaction was planned. And it was a different time. But yeah, looks weird today.

You know they fucked after the interview. Lucky bitch.

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