Analyze Nicholas Galitzine’s beard

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OP Sure you agree Mrs Bambi Kevitch looks better with glasses .

I don't find him terribly attractive but I think he looks better with facial hair to be honest. I still think it is absurd/pathetic that him and Austin Kevitch refuse to come out of the closet. At this point, it's just embarrassing.

I AM straight. LOOK—I even kissed that screeching Latina!

He has said in an interview he can't grow any stubble. Baby face or soft boy it is.

Only lumpen Stana R5 believe Bambi's AI beard same way they beleive his AI gurlfriend..

Bambi loves facial hair but only on his girlfriend.

With a stache he looks like FTM trans.

R9, that 'stache' looks like bum fluff.

I'm sure he doesn't have any "bum fluff".

Miss can I help you with your bags?

Low T, womanly hips.

He's one of those guys that just looks better with clothes on.

He tends to doughy.Englishman. Suspect a bit of AI here. Have never see her this cut.

If he's an Englishman he's not cut.

Oy ! trust me , it's irrelevant when you're hung like this...

Who’s that at R17?

Obviously not the top Taylor Zakar Perez-Gerson

Well known Bambi is hung like faun.

Scruffy.

Lumpy.

Not “lumpen”?

R20 the crotch of a 12yo

From which film or show is the pic at R17?

No Bambi is quite intelligent but you certainly fill the bill R23

The word "lumpen" has multiple meanings, including an informal, disapproving term used to describe people who are not well educated or smart, and who are not interested in changing their situation. For example, you might describe someone as "lumpen" if they seem boring. Synonyms of "lumpen" include "unthinking", "stupid".

"I'm too voluptous to do runway"...

Oy.. luv me them jubblies.

What was he referring to at R27 before he mentions his voluptuous tits? The video begins mid conversation.

I assume himself. He's talked in the past about how a career in runway modeling wasn't likely as he's too broad chested for what most designers tend to create.

He says "So big" at the beginning and then starts talking about his tits, so I assume he's referring to something other than his tits.

She's talking about how she has" body issues" due to his saggy arse.

He -Man starts shooting in five months. They're gonna use a lot of CGI on Bambi.

Bambi's once sagy ass is now He-Man bootylicious!

Womanly ass.

The Galitzine-Kevitchs back from vacay. You can hear Nick coaching his man and laughing in background. Austin looks at Bambi and reflexively grabs his schlong😁

R36 the fact that Austin thinks he's fooling anyone into thinking he's a straight man with that Birkin-spewing tongue is hilarious. Someone needs to slap the shit out of him. What a fucking embarrassment.

R37 Oy! the fact that his clueless frau stans believe Nick & Austin are not long time partners and their Nic Nic is dating some invisible Insta makeup influncer is beyond fucking embarrassment it's hilarious.

Did it cause trouble in the household when Nick did adverts for Bumble?

Nope. Lox Club is for Jews and Bambi is only Jewish by injection.

Appears to be their home as it's also the setting for our "moonlight boys" dancing tête-à-tête.

R41 obviously just a couple of bros bro-ing out

R42 obviously just a frau stan stan-ing out

Other than not "coming out" he's done nothing to deseerve the full DL hate treatment.

He's fine. He's not a brilliant actor, but does a workman-like job in a wide variety of roles.

What I think we should ALL give him credit for is taking on gay roles.

"Give him CREDIT" Puhleeze .Galitzine is a gay man who dove back in the closet for a 3 million dollar Amazon contract and he did it in such a pretentious smug way that he deserves nothing but contempt.

R44 Gay playing straight playing gay.

[quote][R44] Gay playing straight playing gay.

So, he's the new Victor Victoria?

Oy! I'd play straight for $3mil if I could still go home to him.

I heard Austin Kevitch speak for the first time and I’m sorry, no amount of bearding is going to hide Bambi’s relationship with Austin. All kinda purses were falling outta that mouth.

Austin is an all-American gay Jewish boy and former high school football player—AND he's hot. The purses pour forth from his mouth, but by optics alone, he is very hetero-presenting. In a way, he is kind of like a unicorn.

R47 Bitch stole my act.

Back up who did not appear in a game = cosplay kween

His 9in schlong is the only thing he's"hetero presenting" to me.

WTF does being "all American" and "football player" AND Gay have to do with being a "unicorn"? R54 posting from 1954.

Austin in HS with his brofriend. Oy he has a type.

The guy at R55 looks nothing like Galitzine.

He certainly does..

She definatley certainly does

R49 The Etsssy unboxing is essseciallly ssso gay.

Austy likes rough.

^ Oy, that's why we make such an awesome couple..

R59 Kevith's favorite saggy "puuuzzzleee box".

Why is it so hard for frau stans to accept that two actors who play happily partnered gay men are actually happily partnered gay men?