Tim Scott and Mindy Noce -- Married!

Buyer's remorse.

Or, does he know something that we don't about JD getting dumped?

SHOCKED! It thought she’d get away Scott-free after Tim wasn’t picked as Trump’s VP candidate.

McCarthy looks happier than the wary bride.

Mindy's dress isn't terrible but a little shapeless.

^ At least it's not Mar-a-Lago-style trampish.

He's smelling wedding cookies.

She had to kiss his horse gummy mouth?

I always wondered if McCarthy was closeted or not.

McCarthy has a secret daughter who lives in D.C.

What kind of time am I looking at? I mean, what's the minimum before the serious payoff?

Wow -- there's a rent-a-bride.

Ok the contract has been extended through the election. All eyes are on JD Vance right now

Tim Scott reminds me so much of Star Jones.

I can’t imagine the unbridled passion of their honeymoon night 😴 .

In my 60 years of watching and being in weddings, I have never seen so much real estate between a bride and groom.

I'm guessing he went "to the park." She watched a rom-com in their hotel room r14.

Anyone know the length of the contract and how much she got paid?

I doubt she’ll be walking funny tomorrow morning.

Blinded by the teeth

Did Mindy use Lara Trump's stylist?

They can’t keep their hands off each other!

Trey Gowdy? I can’t imagine having the happiest day of my mine desecrated by that miserable, bilious, parasitic piece of shit.

R22 Gowdy is from South Carolina, so Scott and he have most likely known each other for years.

yeah, that must be it r23. They share relatives, probably, not exactly acknowledged relatives, but you know ...

[quote] Mindy's dress isn't terrible but a little shapeless.

Fortunately, she won't need to remove it on the wedding night.

I’m assuming that the bride is at the edge of the picture so she can be conveniently snipped off if the Republicans ever enter into a new era of respectful acceptance of same-sex throuples.

I hope they're as happy as Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie.

Trey Gowdy is another closeted Gay Republican. They fields are bountiful with them down there. Do you recall how he would come in with glycolic peels and a different hair style EVERY god damn week?

And that pic doesn't look like any wedding hall - plain white background? Are they in the basement of a church?

Oh funny, I had forgotten about Gowdy's coiffure-du-semaine.

Thank God we have red hot Timmindy to replace the expiring Bennifer 2.0!

Was Trey Gowdy the Flower girl?

Did Lady Lindz catch the 💐?

Lindseybelle will be next to settle down with a good Christian lady. 🙏👫💘

No one is less happy than Tim Scott is today.

well, r33

Miss Lindz was the Maid of Honor.

… and the entertainment with the Lady G Dancers

Trey Gowdy is a faggot too, correct?

Hey pussy is getting so pounded. There must be stacks of ice bags next to the boudoir to cool down her scorching-hot love pocket. Like two animals rabid with desire.

Endless nights of BBC and eternal ecstasy.

Global warming? No. Just the heat of two lovers in the throes of unprecedented passion.

How long before she pulls Renee Zellweger on his ass?

That's grim, R38.

Tim Scott married Trey Gowdy!!

Congrats to the happy couple!

Diane Lane is loaning Mindy her bag of frozen peas to press against her puffy, inflamed vulva after Tim punishes it for hours!

How magical for a crazed cock lover like Mindy and South Carolina’s answer to Warren Beatty to have found each other.

Plug in your dehumidifiers because Tim and Mindy are raising the temperature - complete with steam - on the south this summer.

“Animals strike curious poses…

They feel the heat…the heat between me and you.” 🎶

And, when the contract is up, what will be the reason for parting ways:

1. Busy schedules?

2. Irreconcilable similarities (both love cock)?

3. Something else?

It looks like Trey still hasn’t figured out what to do with his hair.

He wants to be president someday....so he has to keep up the charade

[quote] And, when the contract is up, what will be the reason for parting ways

The sexual chemistry was so electric that they never stopped fucking and didn’t get to know each other on an intellectual level.

They decided to separate with the he exception of conjugal visits to satiate their craven desire.

More pictures from the wedding.

Which one is the man and which one is the woman?

[quote] Fortunately, she won't need to remove it on the wedding night.

R25 Oh, she removed it all right - by herself, in her own separate room.

It’s like “”Sleepless in Seattle.” If Billy Porter played the Tom Hanks part.

Why WAS Kevin McCarthy there? I thought he got run out of town by the MAGAs. Well, he got his widdle feewings huwt and quit--but basically he was run out of town by the MAGAts.

Isn't that lovely.

Will they be living together?

As a contingency plan, Mindy and Kevin may spend the honeymoon together.

"Tonight, we promised to cherish and nourish each other and our marriage for the rest of our lives" - that's his post about his wedding. No Love? Nourish each other and their marriage - for their own political gain and enrichment?

Republicans really are WEIRD. Tim knows he HAD to go through with this wedding - he'll be up for re-election and he has to put these rumors to rest. Plus, he married a pretty white girl - so y'know, he's not BLACK black if a white girl married him.

It's so disgusting - straight people will do ANYTHING for power and money.

That silly old Auntie Tim wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if his life depended on it. Plus he looks like one of those black men with a small dick. Mindy just another dizzy cunt looking for attention.

I'd still get on my knees for Kevin McCarthy.

The WSJ ran a pic of him in one of their articles and he showing SUCH good bulge!

Can't find it anymore! 😫

Ew, Kevin McCarthy is a right-wing douche

You know Tim loves slathering cocoa butter on his hairless womanly body when he steps out of his shower. Smooth and supple just the way the menfolk like it.

She's 47, divorced with 3 kids. She's gotta find a way to kick start her interior design business and make some more money for dem kids.

And - sadly - but a 47 year old (who looks it) with 3 kids isn't exactly going to be prime dating material for single men in their 40's.

She's also conveniently past an age when she would be expected to birth any more children.

I bet she's tired, exhausted with the 3 kids, starting to get a lower sex drive and doesn't want to be forced into the added chore of pleasing a man every night.

Remember - Tim Scott once campaigned (years ago) about being a 30 year old virgin. I guess people think that's a GOOD thing? But he's not exactly sexually experienced - well, not with women anyway.

And, my bet is, he'll still be a virgin after this.

We are planning an adequate and respectable consummation sometime in the next few months. I promised consummation by November, and I intend to stick to that.

These freaks are so obsessed with sex. Who cares if he's a 30 year old virgin or a 30 year old with a body count of 2 or 22 or 222. I remember going on the Christian subreddit and 80% of the threads were about sex. Most of the posters were unhinged men. Tim is 58, likely still a hetero virgin and he's marrying a woman. He still thinks everyone and the Lord himself/herself cares about his dick. It would be sad if he wasn't a Repuke freak. That gummy gob will never come within 6 feet of her vag.

Gummy bears were served as the desert.

This gives giving a gummer a new definition

The burning sexual tension is almost unbearable to watch between these two red hot lovers. It appears uncuttable. The new bride looks like she would like to get in on it too.

This like an establishing shot of one of those bisex porn movies: "Please Fuck My Husband 3"

Whatever they are paying this woman is nowhere near enough to go through this public humiliation.

R2 you absolutely beat me to it.

Body language is everything. Look how far apart they are.

[quote]She's also conveniently past an age when she would be expected to birth any more children.

Tim Scott = Childless Cat Lady.

Does Senator Guyliner have thoughts on whether Tim Scott is a sociopath? No biological children but he's now the step-father to someone else's kids, much like Vice President Harris.

Please enlighten us more with your wisdom, JD.

I can't tell her apart from the other blonde Republicans, e.g. Lara T or all the Fox News chicks.

LOL!

Lara T is also married to a gummy.

“You want 2 queens? But it’s your honeymoon?”

R13 😂 😂you ain’t shit.

Who is the biggest queen in the GOP - Tim, Lindz, Trey Gowdy, Josh Hawley, or Tom Cotton?

It's me...Miss Matt Schlapp, I cruise Meridan park for "fake Str8" black cock.

I just passed through Meridian Hill Park on my way home and it is hopping. Lots of black cock on a hot night in the District.

At first I thought the title said Nancy Nonce.

Mindy Nonce. Also Trae Crowder >> Trey Gowdy

What is the female version of an Uncle Tom? Aunt Jemima? I'm sure the glue that binds this lovely couple together. Involves their love of the Lord and hatred of gays and everyone who isn't white.

Stay strong Mindy! Your love with Tim is as strong as mine was with Kenny Chesney!

[quote]Tim Scott reminds me so much of Star Jones.

Mindy Noce reminds me so much of Star Jones.

I love beard season!

First marriage at age 58! Gumbo teeth ain’t foolin nobody.

I sent them a lovely kitchen canister set with a frog motif.

Kevin McCarthy is kinda hot to me. I know I know but he just is.

Farce, big goddamn farce

Is he an "ex gay" like Milo? 😁 🤣

Mindy is giving Laura Ingraham top vibes.

We kissed after taking vows,

But that night, on our honeymoon,

We stayed in separate rooms