French Pole Vaulter’s Bulge Costs Him an Olympic Medal

I mean, you’d think this would’ve happened in practice and he would’ve compensated for it.

Yes, OP, the first thread was better.

So there’s this thing about athletic people R1… they’re whores.

In practice? I imagine he’s had this issue every time he’s vaulted, at least since puberty.

Don't start new threads without doing a search.

This should be the official thread because this one is searchable

The other OP couldn’t even be bothered to post “penis” spelled correctly, and if he put searchable terms in the body, they were scuttled because he still doesn’t know you can’t fucking link the Daily Mail

Fuck him.

Although in OP's defense, the first thread had a stupid, unsearchable title

He is shameless

I hope this guy gets underwear endorsements

I did a search. The other thread did not include the words “pole vaulter” so it did not turn up.

IG at 21 thousand now

I feel sorry for him, as I cannot tell you the number of jobs I lost when my cock got in the way.

Was in the 8000s a few hours ago

I hope he has nudes somewhere

That's a very DELICIOUS dick!!!

The ass isn't bad, either!

No way is he 21. No way.

He must be in his 30s and age-shaves, just like escorts do.

R18 if you wanted your damn thread to be the official thread, but goddamn searchable terms

He's cute AND he has a nice cock.

#blessed

Play nice you two...

This guy is so fuckin' hot, he deserves two threads (at the very least).

Boys, boys…there’s plenty of his cock to go around!!

Do they not have tape at the IOC?

How very DL that the story about a pole vaulter’s cock devolved into a hissing war between two posters over whose is the official cock pole vaulter’s post.

The comments under his most recent IG post are all gay men

[quote] The comments under his most recent IG post are all gay men

Thirsty bitches.

Cock hungry WHORES!

r18 with a stupid, unsearchable title

I’m not participating in the hissy war, unless you count one post explaining that I did search first.

r29 Your thread is better. Carry on. You can win this war by finding more photos of his bulge. Go.

We need nudes

Did this guy have a realistic shot at a medal? Because I’m having a hard time believing someone whose life revolves around pole vaulting didn’t anticipate this as a potential issue. Not saying it was on purpose, but maybe he figured if to happens, it happens. I’ll deal with the attention.

I'd love to get my mouth on that MEAT!

I agree with r32.

Tuck like a drag queen if you’re that serious about it.

He should have worn a jock strap.

Technically, his shin bone hit the bar as he vaulted over. The brush of his cock ensured that the bar would tumble.

Even pole vaulters without sizemeat sometimes hit the bar.

Obviously, he took his bulge into consideration, but he blew it.

(Now it’s my turn.)

He's 21, French, cute as hell, and has a big horsey cock. Love him!

[quote] The brush of his cock ensured that the bar would tumble.

My God, I would tumble, too, if his cock brushed against me. Or would I tremble ? Either one - let that massive cock brush against my lips, please.

That's my boy!

[quote]I feel sorry for him, as I cannot tell you the number of jobs I lost when my cock got in the way.

Do tell, Miss Arthur.

The poor guy. His goods clearly need careful, gentle attention after such a whack.

He didn’t win his event, but surely he’ll win the Best Olympic Moment medal!🏅

His cock is Italian. What did you expect?

He looks a bit like DL fav Chris Salvatore.

I’m going on a junket to Paris in two weeks to explore further.

Beautiful

He's traumatized because the whack made him jizz himself.

r48 You know that's some good jizz, too.

At this moment, his Wikipedia page actually reads:

[quote]Ammirati qualified for the 2024 Summer Olympics, but failed to advance to the finals after knocking down the crossbar with his pocket pole. The video of the incident went viral and was subject to jokes online

R12 = Jon Hamm

These games have definitely turned into Battle of the Bulge and I'm here for it.

[post redacted because linking to dailymail.co.uk clearly indicates that the poster is either a troll or an idiot (probably both, honestly.) Our advice is that you just ignore this poster but whatever you do, don't click on any link to this putrid rag.]

I’m with r35 - jockstrap? Or is it too restrictive?

DL Legend-For-Life

Is there a jockstrap big enough to contain it?

Meanwhile, Jules Bouyer is also bulgy.

What's up with the French?

This is why male gymnasts don't do the uneven bars btw.

R57 - he addresses that here

This is the Olympics where the Male Penis has been unleashed in all of its glory.

We need to move back to naked competitions.

IG up to 72,000 perverts.

R59 All the attention is just going to make him get hard when he's in the speedo.

R60 raises a question: did ancient Greek competitors, with no clothing, constantly catch their dongs on poles and other obstructions? Maybe the teeny peens in Greek vase art were just an idealization to pretend that no such mishaps could have occurred.

R63 The Greeks apparently thought that small dicks were the ideal - big dicks were animalistic and unmanly.

That’s a prudish Victorian interpretation, R64. Mature Greek men were proud of their big dongs. See Priapus statues.

[quote] R60] raises a question: did ancient Greek competitors, with no clothing, constantly catch their dongs on poles and other obstructions? Maybe the teeny peens in Greek vase art were just an idealization to pretend that no such mishaps could have occurred.

The ancient Olympics consisted of running, fighting and throwing things.

I mean, when your big fat dick gets in the way of a gold medal, it just makes the Olympics seem silly.

Get the boy a decent pair of briefs and give him a do over. This silliness has gone far enough. Men have cocks. Why is the world behaving like a bunch of giggling school girls.

R66, a swinging dong can throw off one's balance, so necessary in those activities.

r64 Inaccurate

R67 I'm sure a wealthy fan could give him a medal.

A do-over? As you said, all male pole vaulters have cocks*. This guy has carried his successfully over the bar well enough to get to the Olympics. He doesn’t get a do-over because he failed this time.

* yes, yes—I know

R70 Better yet. All make pole vaulters have to compete nude. It's the only fair way.

R72 not R70

These Gen Z male French Olympians certainly have a future in gay porn. Sean Cody - are you watching ?

Idle question: if an Olympian athlete had an OnlyFans, would that count as a disqualifying professionalism?

New flag just dropped for Anthony Ammirati 😂

Why don’t pole vaulters tuck?

[quote] Idle question: if an Olympian athlete had an OnlyFans, would that count as a disqualifying professionalism?

Professionalism has been an issue for decades

^not

My Twitter feed has been manipulated so that whenever I watch a linked video, the pole vault video comes on at the end.

Congratulations to whoever did this. I assume I’m not alone.

The internet must be full of desperate and horny men and women, because "French Pole Vaulter" is trending at #2 on Social Media.

You people are HARD UP!

He’ll have to settle for the gold medal 🥇 in the game of life

[quote]Tuck like a drag queen if you’re that serious about it.

Rennae Stubbs, a lesbian and former Olympian who attended this year's games as a broadcaster, tweeted “Seriously! When your sport is all about getting your body over a bar and it’s a matter of millimetres! My man, call a drag queen. She’ll teach u how to tuck it. This is unbelievable!”

[quote]These Gen Z male French Olympians certainly have a future in gay porn. Sean Cody - are you watching ?

Why do you think there are so many French Canadians in porn?

I wonder if he's that French guy from Chaturbate called Huge French Cock.

R76, Jack Laugher and some of the other UK divers have OnlyFans accounts, so it doesn't seem an issue (they don't show sick apparently, just a bit of bum occasionally.)

French Pole Vaulter is going to go down in Olympic History for reasons he'd rather not.

I wonder if Sports Illustrated will capture the 'big moment' on their cover next week ?

[quote] The internet must be full of desperate and horny men

No!

He's French, so was it his dick that hit the pole or did it get caught on his cheesy foreskin?

You always get caught when shoplifting baguettes

I'm shocked that this wasn't a first (as evidenced by a post in the first, poorly titled post).

There should be specialized ball /cock pockets for men in this sport.

🎵 When your dick hits the stick

‘Cause it’s so fucking thick

Ammirati 🎶

Bro was packing HEAT!

This thread is making me HORNY as HELL!

My facebook feed keeps giving me slo-mo videos of the mishap. He clearly went up there with a sizable semi, which noticeably bounces as it fatally catches on the pole. Should have taped, or taken a cold shower before.

[quote]Tuck like a drag queen if you’re that serious about it.

Can you imagine how liquified your nuts would be on the run up to the vault if you actually tucked like a drag queen? Scrambled eggs.

[quote] Pole Vaulter Breaks Silence After His Bulge Breaks The Internet

French athlete Anthony Ammirati is speaking out after his Olympic pole vaulting dreams were pulverized by a pesky package.

Over the weekend, the 21-year-old athlete went viral while he was attempting to qualify for the Paris Olympics final, but didn’t make the cut after his leg hit the bar, then his crotch dislodged it completely.

In response to the bungle, Ammirati told the French Athletics Federation, “It’s a big disappointment.”

“I was at 100% physically, but I missed a little bit of the pole,” he added, per a HuffPost translation. “The conditions were good. It was the first time that I attacked the competition with no stress. Because I was a total outsider, I only had one objective: to play with the public. I was almost there.”

Despite the disappointing outcome, Ammirati’s literal BDE toyed with many libidos online.

Ammirati has also reportedly been offered a hefty sum of $250,000 to appear on an adult website, according to TMZ.

CamSoda vice president Daryn Parker reportedly said: “If it was up to me, I’d award you for what everyone else saw: your talent below the belt.”

Whether or not Ammirati takes the offer is totally up to him, but if he does attempt to qualify for the 2028 Olympics, here’s hoping it’s not a flop.

R98 Let me clarify my previous remark:

I will pay you money to suck your cock - call me!

I feel like this kid is being "virtually" sexually assaulted in a way. Same with the diver with the huge basket. That's just weird to have so many people ogling over your junk. I suppose you DO sign up for that sort of thing when your attire leaves very little to the imagination.

I am just watching the diving now. There was one guy with a huge bulge, I wonder if that’s who you are talking about.

High fives ✋🏻 for lives

[quote] Ammirati told the French Athletics Federation, “It’s a big disappointment.”

It's big, but not a disappointment in the least!

R5 is a school marm.

Poor guy - how much Olympic Village sex can one man take?

R102 High fives, around the world 🌎, for life

Link to the swimmer with the bulge, please.

Voila!

^^^^

How VULGAR!!!!

Diver with a bulge, R107. As a swimmer, he would be severely disadvantaged.

[quote] I feel like this kid is being "virtually" sexually assaulted in a way. Same with the diver with the huge basket. That's just weird to have so many people ogling over your junk.

Are you serious ? His whole atheltic body is on display in the Olympics. Would it be weird to have so many people ogling your handsome face ? Your muscular chest ? Your defined biceps ? Your six-pack ? Your muscled legs ? His dick was on display with the rest of him - nothing 'weird' about ogling any of it.

Are young men being virtually sexually asaulted when the above-mentioned body parts are ogled ?

[quote] I feel like this kid is being "virtually" sexually assaulted in a way. Same with the diver with the huge basket. That's just weird to have so many people ogling over your junk.

You're absolutely right.

If it was a woman with HUGE TITS, and men were ogling her, it would be considered gross and sexual harassment, and people would be up in arms about it.

But with men, it's always okay for people to objectify them.

Fucking double standards - always.

“It’s a big disappointment.”

That was the first and last time he will ever refer to his cock as a 'big disappointment'.

[bold]I posted this in the Olympics thread, and I'll post this here:[/bold]

I can't believe that Anthony Ammirati was offered $250,000 to appear for only ONE HOUR nude on camera.

He seems kind of insulted by it, stating that he's being talked about more for his cock, than for his performance.

I kind of have to agree with him.

People are turning into complete pigs nowdays, and that includes women.

It's just a DICK, people Are you all really that hard up to see a big dick?

Go take a cold shower.

R114 = Tom Daley

R114 = Tipper Gore

R114 - definitely not Miss Lindsey

Anthony Ammirati should cut a deal with "Subway" and advertise their 'foot long' sandwiches. Let them pay him the $250,000 for the commercials.

I could show him how to fix that.

sucks for him. Speaking of sucking.

Does he have a nice personality?

R15 You are a whore - a WHORE!

Why didn't he just tape it down? The women vaulters have to worry about two "problems" before competing and they manage just fine.

This just seemed careless and amateur. Oh well.

r114 Yeah. Everything is "sex, sex, sex" with people. It's sickening. I'd be so irritated and probably turn off comments on my socials until this nonsense died down.

If you watch the video it was actually his leg that took it down first and then it made contact with his cock.

What's wrong with celebrating the large captivating penis on a 21 year old muscled world class athlete clad in lycra?

Here, here!!! 👏👏👏

Hiss.......HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

****nellie caftan flapping****

[quote]The women vaulters have to worry about two "problems" before competing and they manage just fine.

Well, if we're 'counting' - he actually had three. Can't ignore those beautiful bulbous balls hanging below.

A ticker tape parade thru the Canyon of Heroes 🎊

Yes, the pole vaulter's genitals did hit the bar. However, his shin hit the bar first--and the bar was going to fall off anyway. It's just when his genitals hit the bar after his shin did, it ensured that the bar was going down.

Plus, his shin hitting the bar didn't cause much commotion. His junk hitting the bar seconds after has been played a million times over in slow motion showing the effect of his bouncing balls and significantly-sized cock.

^ The bounce is the best part, the floppage of it all.

He lost the Battle of the Bulge.

Olympic medals come and go. But a bulge like that is forever.

That bar met its match and then some

A midair sword fight

Does anyone have a link to a good video clip or close up photo?

Slo mo, perhaps?

I found this, R137.

It’s better in slow motion.

Fuck, that's hot.

thanks R138

You bunch of drooling WHORES!

Drooling on your big dong, Anthony!

Hoping for a hot self-suck video.

I believe I need a closer inspection. He may need something to take his mind off such an embarrassment on the world stage.

No man on earth is going to be embarrassed by junk like that.

A little slo mo.

I hope he carries the pole for France at closing ceremonies

He's already carrying a pole!

And for that we thank him.

His nutsack caught the pole first. His shaft was laying LONG and horizontal above the nuts.

I will forever remember Paris and Anthony's huge dong. Both are beautiful.

Every time he manhandles it he’ll say “we’ll always have Paris”

Has he commented, or is he just ignoring the situation?

Hopefully they let his parts cool off before attacking him in the Olympic Village.

I wonder if this occasionally happens with others and is kind of a joke in the pole vaulting community?

[quote] Has he commented, or is he just ignoring the situation?

Excuse me, my hands are a little full at the moment!