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Hung actors John Ireland and Forrest Tucker

Both appeared to be hauling huge pythons. Had to have been at least 18 inches between the two of them.

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by Anonymousreply 25September 6, 2024 8:32 PM

They both appeared in HURRICANE SMITH together.

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by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2024 6:18 PM

Wasn’t John Ireland gay and constantly hanging around Montgomery Clift? I get him mixed up with Lief Ericson.

by Anonymousreply 2August 2, 2024 10:48 PM

Ireland had an affair with Joan Crawford.

by Anonymousreply 3August 3, 2024 2:05 AM

Ireland had lots of affairs. He dated Tuesday Weld when she was 19 and he was 45. He quickly became a bit player and made some awful movies late in his career like Satan's Cheerleaders, which featured a very washed-up Yvonne DeCarlo.

by Anonymousreply 4August 3, 2024 2:47 AM

Helen Lawson fucked both of them.

by Anonymousreply 5August 3, 2024 3:04 AM

That’s a lot a dick,,,

by Anonymousreply 6August 3, 2024 3:35 AM

Who even ARE these people? They're both repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 7August 3, 2024 3:37 AM

Who cares, they're both dead. But here's my fantasy fuck Eduardo Noriega accepting an award with his hot, Spanish bulge.

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by Anonymousreply 8August 3, 2024 3:57 AM

I remember seeing Forrest Tucker as a kid watching TV with my dad. He liked old cowboy movies. I never liked him.

by Anonymousreply 9August 3, 2024 4:20 AM

WTF is wrong with you people? Forrest Tucker and John Ireland? Yu must be nearly 80 years old? My god!

by Anonymousreply 10August 3, 2024 4:21 AM

* at least 100 years old R10.

by Anonymousreply 11August 3, 2024 4:22 AM

R7 , R10 , R11 No living people want to fuck you, so why not reminisce about the good old days?

by Anonymousreply 12August 3, 2024 8:32 AM

So which one hung around Monty?

by Anonymousreply 13August 3, 2024 8:58 AM

[quote] a very washed-up Yvonne DeCarlo

You'd prefer I was dirty?

by Anonymousreply 14August 3, 2024 9:05 AM

I don’t see how any woman who fucked them was able to walk after.

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by Anonymousreply 15August 3, 2024 10:31 AM

Ireland’s pendulous dong is the real star in this scene.

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by Anonymousreply 16August 3, 2024 10:33 AM

Linky stinky at OP

by Anonymousreply 17September 6, 2024 3:10 PM

r17 That site's been acting up recently and new preview images for it on DL were disabled last week as well.

by Anonymousreply 18September 6, 2024 3:12 PM

The MyPlaidPants link talks about Bette Davis saying Ireland was homely.

But I think he was handsome, or handsome-ish, in his younger days. When I looked that that blog post his face sorta reminded me of some actors who are popular or considered somewhat handsome now.....I could see a bit of Harry Styles, Johnny Knoxville and Joel McHale in the eyes and face. He certainly wasn't Tyrone Power, but he wasn't ugly.

And hello.....horse dick! Sizemeat wins!

by Anonymousreply 19September 6, 2024 3:16 PM

Oh, Roz...

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by Anonymousreply 20September 6, 2024 4:17 PM

Forrest Tucker was aptly named — he needed to stick it into a deep wood to hide it.

I had to be in the next room to do my magic!

by Anonymousreply 21September 6, 2024 4:19 PM

[quote]Forrest Tucker was aptly named

He used to call himself Torrid Fucker.

by Anonymousreply 22September 6, 2024 4:50 PM

[quote]Linky stinky at OP

Works for me.

by Anonymousreply 23September 6, 2024 5:21 PM

[quote] They both appeared in HURRICANE SMITH together.

It had to have been shot in Cinerama!

Man, I've been around but I'd run for the hills if I ever saw those IRL.

by Anonymousreply 24September 6, 2024 5:26 PM

Big balls make big baskets, not big dicks.

by Anonymousreply 25September 6, 2024 8:32 PM
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