Both appeared to be hauling huge pythons. Had to have been at least 18 inches between the two of them.
Hung actors John Ireland and Forrest Tucker
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 6, 2024 9:32 PM |
They both appeared in HURRICANE SMITH together.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | August 2, 2024 7:18 PM |
Wasn’t John Ireland gay and constantly hanging around Montgomery Clift? I get him mixed up with Lief Ericson.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | August 2, 2024 11:48 PM |
Ireland had an affair with Joan Crawford.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 3, 2024 3:05 AM |
Ireland had lots of affairs. He dated Tuesday Weld when she was 19 and he was 45. He quickly became a bit player and made some awful movies late in his career like Satan's Cheerleaders, which featured a very washed-up Yvonne DeCarlo.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 3, 2024 3:47 AM |
Helen Lawson fucked both of them.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 3, 2024 4:04 AM |
That’s a lot a dick,,,
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 3, 2024 4:35 AM |
Who even ARE these people? They're both repulsive.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 3, 2024 4:37 AM |
Who cares, they're both dead. But here's my fantasy fuck Eduardo Noriega accepting an award with his hot, Spanish bulge.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 3, 2024 4:57 AM |
I remember seeing Forrest Tucker as a kid watching TV with my dad. He liked old cowboy movies. I never liked him.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 3, 2024 5:20 AM |
WTF is wrong with you people? Forrest Tucker and John Ireland? Yu must be nearly 80 years old? My god!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 3, 2024 5:21 AM |
* at least 100 years old R10.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 3, 2024 5:22 AM |
R7 , R10 , R11 No living people want to fuck you, so why not reminisce about the good old days?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 3, 2024 9:32 AM |
So which one hung around Monty?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 3, 2024 9:58 AM |
[quote] a very washed-up Yvonne DeCarlo
You'd prefer I was dirty?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 3, 2024 10:05 AM |
I don’t see how any woman who fucked them was able to walk after.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 3, 2024 11:31 AM |
Ireland’s pendulous dong is the real star in this scene.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 3, 2024 11:33 AM |
Linky stinky at OP
by Anonymous | reply 17 | September 6, 2024 4:10 PM |
r17 That site's been acting up recently and new preview images for it on DL were disabled last week as well.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | September 6, 2024 4:12 PM |
The MyPlaidPants link talks about Bette Davis saying Ireland was homely.
But I think he was handsome, or handsome-ish, in his younger days. When I looked that that blog post his face sorta reminded me of some actors who are popular or considered somewhat handsome now.....I could see a bit of Harry Styles, Johnny Knoxville and Joel McHale in the eyes and face. He certainly wasn't Tyrone Power, but he wasn't ugly.
And hello.....horse dick! Sizemeat wins!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | September 6, 2024 4:16 PM |
Forrest Tucker was aptly named — he needed to stick it into a deep wood to hide it.
I had to be in the next room to do my magic!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | September 6, 2024 5:19 PM |
[quote]Forrest Tucker was aptly named
He used to call himself Torrid Fucker.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | September 6, 2024 5:50 PM |
[quote]Linky stinky at OP
Works for me.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | September 6, 2024 6:21 PM |
[quote] They both appeared in HURRICANE SMITH together.
It had to have been shot in Cinerama!
Man, I've been around but I'd run for the hills if I ever saw those IRL.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | September 6, 2024 6:26 PM |
Big balls make big baskets, not big dicks.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 6, 2024 9:32 PM |