Justin Timberlake Loses License

Wouldnt it be ghastly...if the police bodycam video of JT bombing the field sobriety tests ended up released online?

That's pretty common with DUIs, OP. The rich & famous rarely get special treatment in this area, and if anything it's *normal* (as in non-famous) people who truly need a car for purposes of driving to work. JT clearly does not.

Hope his driver plays Cry Me A River on loop.

Oh noes, rich famous white dude has to hire a driver for a few months. How will he cope?

Why not be a man, plead “No Contest” and move on? Everyone would forget about it.

Taking it to trial out of pure stubbornness and dragging it out is only going to get ugly. You’ll look like a liar if found guilty and you’ll look like a privileged piece of shit if you get off.

You’re not a teen idol anymore. Your squeaky-clean image has been gone for many years. There’s no need for this masquerade.

Who advises these idiots?

Say “Bye Bye Bye” to driving!

Gurl you got off easy!!

I will never understand why people who can easily afford being chauffeured around in a gold chariot insist on hitting the bars and then driving home.

He should just be eternally grateful he didn’t hurt or kill anyone, learn a lesson and move forward. But no. He’s going to try and beat the system.

Such a privileged prick.

A DUI license suspension is 60-90 days.

If you're caught driving on a suspended license it's automatic jail time, it varies by state but it can be one month to six months.

Cue the whinefest from this crybaby.

About damn time! Not that he'll learn...

[QUOTE] Oh noes, rich famous white dude has to hire a driver for a few months. How will he cope?

If Justin didn’t mind having a driver, he wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place. Justin doesn’t want a driver who can recount where he’s been and the time he was there whenever he goes out for his private social activities.

Timberlake appears at his hearing wearing a double strand of pearls.

Burn Baby Burn

Hopefully this doesn't affect his film career too much. Oh wait...

[quote] Timberlake appears at his hearing wearing a double strand of pearls.

Is he Barbara Bush?

He's had it coming for a long time ...

R14 Yet he doesn't quite have the balls to wear them on the outside of his shirt. This guy is such a douchebag and a poser.

I thought he only had one martini.

It takes all of 30 seconds to order an Uber or Lyft on your phone. I will never understand why these idiots drive drunk.

Really bad optics for J.T. He is showing the world what a douche he is.

I hate this cunt more than most of his fame adjacent ilk. He seems like he's a truly rotten person.

[quote] It takes all of 30 seconds to order an Uber or Lyft on your phone. I will never understand why these idiots drive drunk.

Have you ever met someone drunk? Drunks don't make the best decisions.

Somehow the pearls don't soften his harsh hillbilly/meth features.

Who told himto wear pearls to court? Is he going to start dressing like Sam Smith or Harry Styles?

Laughable.

r24 of course you're right. A lot of people have zero judgement when they're drunk. The fact that they still drive when they're wasted really pisses me off regardless.

Same, r23. I've always hated him, he's always come across as a mean, selfish prick. And he's not all that talented either.

That's why you plan ahead, r24. Should be super easy for someone of his means especially to just call a DRIVER. Not at all an excuse. This is pure selfishness at work, and the same can be said of anyone doing this shit.

Those pearls are for clutching.

C'mon, Oscar...

Loser loses licence.