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Lines You Would Love to Hear Edith Massey Say

"Crab cakes? Oh, Francine, we should be eating [italic]salade composée[/italic]! GOD, I wish we were at Le Cirque!"

by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2024 12:20 AM

To Donald Trump: “I got something for your face, moootheeer fuckeeer!” And then douse his face with acid.

by Anonymousreply 1August 2, 2024 12:20 AM
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