Why are fighter jets racing over Seattle?

The Blue Angels are practicing for Seafair.

Thanks, R1.

I was getting nervous.

Portland is rising up against their wicked Seattle overlords! The end is nigh!

Wokeville vs The Big Woke, r3.

Gurl it's a Tranny nuclear attack !!!! Hide your luggage!!!

Oh, the DRAMA...

Ever since 9/11 I hate the sound of jets flying over. Associate the sound with disaster. And the Blue Angels buzz the Bay Area every year for 3 days for fleet week.

It’s just Tom Cruise, getting in some practice laps before his Paris debut.

My family reunion is happening 110 miles south of there, in a valley close to Mount Rainier. It started Wednesday and runs through Sunday. If open war breaks out I intend to call in air support to carpet bomb every fucking tent and RV on the property and make a run back to Oregon, so I asked some flyboys to be up and ready in case the call comes.

Or it could be Seafair, like somebody said.