Kathie Lee Gifford hospitalized after fracturing her pelvis

“I’m going to get out to my little farm one of these days and stick my feet in my salt pool,” she said. “The Lord is telling me it’s time to slow down. I’ve been running my whole life. The Lord is telling me, ‘You’ve planted a gazillion roses. Try smelling them.’ “

Her latest book is titled, “Herod and Mary: The True Story of the Tyrant King and the Mother of the Risen Savior.”

That. Is. PAINFUL.

I'm not a fan by any means but I hope she recovers well.

Typically when an elderly woman breaks a hip or pelvis they begin the downward slide.

50% of most old people who break a hip at that age die within a couple of years. Not from the break but from all the medical complications, weakened immune systems, the flu.

Falling like that is the equivalent of flushing the toilet, circling the drain it's only a matter of time unless you are a floater.

If her friends could see her now.

And now the parody. I know, I know, the original was campy enough but that was not their intent.

I hope she has a speedy recovery. But Kathie please do something about your Eddie Munster eyebrows. They look like tattoos.

Sad last days.

All she needs now is a little more Balance of Nature … and prayer.

70 is pretty young to be having this type of injury.

Insufferable.

She seems young to be breaking a hip.

Being very thin can exacerbate osteoporosis and cause bone fractures. Wonder if that's the problem.

[quote] The Lord is telling me, ‘You’ve planted a gazillion roses. Try smelling them.’ “

The narcissism is off the fucking charts.

Osteoporosis and arthritic joints? Carrying cartons of books nobody wants? Humble bragging about how hard she works?

She's very messed up. Was she a drinker?

She's a drunk and a shrew.

Fuck her.

The old “I moved 300 books by myself” excuse. I think what we all know what kind of wild boudoir shenanigans you were up to, Kathie Lee.

[quote]Typically when an elderly woman breaks a hip or pelvis they begin the downward slide.

At the age of 80+. Not at the age of 70 in 2024.

Wine was likely involved.

She needs to show less skin, discover the magic of scarves Kathie.

300 books? That sounds do-able for a 70-year-old. Move 'em a few at a time.

She may have a few good years left but it's going downhill from here. Balance of Nature ain't gonna help her.

R20 world class snark! I love it.

Is this a cover up for drunk, fell down and oops, ouch?

I was mystified by the title of her book.. and then mortified that she has had this sideline of co authoring faith based books for decades...

going back to 1976 with her tome The Quiet Riot, foreward by Anita Bryant.

Frank used to fracture my girls' buttholes..

Send her my regards!

My aunt recently passed away from complications after breaking her hip. She was 72 but also a lifelong alcoholic.

Were Cody and Cassidy involved?

[quote]“The Lord is telling me it’s time to slow down. I’ve been running my whole life. The Lord is telling me, ‘You’ve planted a gazillion roses. Try smelling them.’ “

Actually, I don't give a rat's ass as to whether this bitch lives or dies.

Was she rushing to get to her friend "Tom Collins?"

R14 yes she was and or is an alcoholic.

R27 just like Kath!

A collab/foreward by Anita fucking Bryant?! EEEEEWWWWW!!!

I need a shower, excuse me.

Maybe she was pushed by a little Robert Mondavi.

Good and you know bitch made hospital stay all about her. What a selfish narcissistic cunt-drop dead.

Always hated that bitch

“She made little children work in sweatshops!”

She should have taken Boniva.

This is like when Roseanne’s mother broke her pelvis having sex in the shower.

Somebody said ‘’she’s a drunk and a shrew ‘’ -funny

I wouldn't drink so much if Cassidy hadn't disappointed me so bitterly!

R39 Craftmatic Adjustable Bev

Maybe it was Alf lookalike Hoda “me so hoho” Kotb.

She seems more like a coke and white zinfandel kind of gal to me. Very Boomeresk 80's time period she has been stuck in for the last 40 years.

Menopause must be really hard on women, especially those in the public eye, it really changes a their appearance.

When she had her child labor scandal in the 90s I always pictured her singing this in a sweatshop while 8 year olds made her tacky clothes.

Affluent women in particular are often in denial about aging and end up paying attention to externals. My partner's 80-year-old galpal just ran to her doctor because she had an allergic reaction to a skin fading cream she applied to her arms. Yes, she was concerned about dark spots on her arms. She was worried about that, not the fact that she shouldn't be driving and can't finish sentences.

KL is an asshole who has to make this injury about how hard she works. A normal person would say, "I'm feeling well, am in great spirits, am grateful to my medical team and am looking forward to a complete recovery." The end.

Iffff they could see me now In a hospital bed Sneaking sips of wine and wishing I were stone dead

I’m such a stumble bum But won’t admit to the fact My whole career took off when I got on my back

My pelvis just went POW Now hey look where I am I’ve landed flat again, wow, my bones are all jam

I’m a withered drunk sow You’d better believe it If Anita Bryant could see me now

Running while shit-faced will do that to a person.

I'm worried about Leonard, Sam turned out to be a snake in the grass and now Daniel is gone. The vicar is turning out to be a man whore, something seems off about him. Poor Leonard can't catch a break.

Is there a Grantchester thread?

I don't understand why women get a face-lift but not a neck lift.

Remember when Frank Gifford’s son in law Michael Kennedy died, and Kathie Lee made the funeral all about HER and how the tabloids were hassling celebrities like Michael Kennedy and her cheating husband Frank?

Ethel must have wanted to kick her in the cunt.

Since it always all comes back to Follies… Sondheim himself rewrote this for KLG (“fucking” replacing “goddamn”) and having seen both her and Carol Burnett in the show at the time, KLG was arguably better fitted for this production, as it was; take that as you will…

I told the bitch to stop stealing my Klonopin or I was going to kick her in her cunt bone. A bitch has to learn.

Did they call it a "factured pelvis" because "broken hip" makes her sound old?

Or did she, in fact, fracture her pelvis.

I’m acquainted with someone who broke her pelvis - she got her coat caught in a taxi door, it took off and dragged her. This was NYC, so pedestrians stopped the cab. Otherwise she’d have been killed.

EEK

Her son-in-law is Betsy DeVoss' nephew, so I don't buy her Pollyanna routine. This is karmic payback for something...

I don't like her.

Sharon Stone, this will be you in a few years. 😵

Physical therapy and remaining as active is important when it comes to a hip injury to rebounding to former physical state.

*foreword (typo)

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Go towards the light, Kathie Lee!

Couldn’t happen to a meaner drunk.