Melania thought ‘worst had happened’ as she watched assassination attempt on TV

She’s a fucking cunt

Replace thought with HOPED

What is "the worst", Mel?

That you haven't renegotiated the prenup before he was finished off?

also, why did orange ask for his 👠 while he was being shot up?

Then he stood up and she knew she was right.

She’s just upset the shooter missed.

She has a sleeveless black dress with a hemline 10 inches above the knee ready for Dump’s funeral, with a pillbox hat. She’s not going to wear panties or a bra-she needs to advertise for her next benefactor, and Trump would prefer that anyway.

In the op pic, Mel looks like she is vomiting in her mouth

OP, don’t post this rubbish.

Vampiric body language & "vibes" off that pic

I think there's affection there, as strange as that seems.

Oh I just bet she did.

For moment I think goose dat lays gold egg is cooked.

De laaaaaave a moneeee r9

She texted her accountant and was relieved. He told her the worst didn't happen. The check had cleared.

“Dammit, he missed”.

Worst be best.

The worst did happen.

He's still with us.

He claims she was watching it live as it happened? Hahahahahorseshit. He's such a liar. Then there's this not weird at all quote..

She can’t really even talk about it, which is okay, because that means she likes me, or she loves me,” Trump told Ingraham.

I forgot how stupid that beltless ear maxipad was.

My insiders tell me their separated btw.

R1 nailed it.

"Melania thought ‘worst had happened’ "

Did she forget where she put the will?

He’s delusional for thinking she was watching it live. Also his groveling, “I think she likes me” was WEIRD.

My poosey straight away dry after I see heem get up.

[quote] I think there's affection there

Did you mean 'affectation'? She has great affection for his bank accounts and that's it. And that affection is dwindling day by day as his assets diminish.

None of the klan want him dead yet because he's so in debt. I guess they think Trumpleorangeskin can still spin gold out of nothing. But I think his only hope now is shopping those top secret files around the world.

The worst? That he might survive Melania?

[quote]My insiders tell me their separated btw.

That's not exactly news. Insiders and outsiders have been saying they've been separated for years, which explained why Melania had no interest in moving into the White House until six months after he did, and had separate living quarters from him.

Interesting - earlier in the day of July 13, 2024, Melania was seen shopping with her son at Neiman Marcus, near Mar A Largo. She was overheard saying to the sales associate "I here to buy - how you say ? - funeral clothes. For me and big giant kid. Somezing vetty low-cut for me to show my new titties to the vorld. "

[quote]My insiders tell me their separated btw.

Oh, dear.

Has she requested a refund from the shooter?

R30. Oh yes - she has a lien against his estate. And she already returned her funeral clothes to Neiman's. Told the associate: 'Dese were never worn, unfortunately...'

I bet Trump makes Barron his tastetester before he himself eats the food.

Her deal must pay out over time, rather than lump sum distribution.

Probably has some additional time-based kickers, as well.

[quote] Melania hoped the worst had happened

There, fixed that for you OP.

[quote]I bet Trump makes Barron his tastetester before he himself eats the food.

WOW! Poor Tiffany. Now her father has absolutely no use for her at all. Taste-testing used to be her job.