Shawn Mendes announced new album, “Shawn”, out October 18th

The track list

He's aging very nicely. That pic is the first time I found him hot.

“Aging nicely”

He’s 25.

I guess nobody has the attention span for the 3-minute pop song anymore.

Um yeah. You age in 25 years. He really doesn't look the same as he did when he was in the basinette, at age 10, at age 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 24 and a day, 24 and two days, 24 and three days, ......... stupid bitch.

That pic is awful. He looks like a strung out whore who smokes a pack a day.

Sad last days

This thing will flop worse than Timberlake's last debacle.

He’s starting to look more like his Portuguese fathers side of the family and less like his moms side

R5 when someone refers to “aging nicely” that is a reference to getting old. 25 is young.

What he’s starting to look like is O L D.

The album cover is dreamy!

OK. He turning into a fine looking young man. Happy now cunt?

He is starting to become sexy as fuck. My ideal type in that pic.

This explains why he took time off

R9 I knew there was something going on ethnic white wise with him. I just never knew what. I also didn’t know that not only do I want to suck Shawn’s dick I also want to suck off his dad.

Swarthy is your type

A snippet

My ideal type in R12's pic.

They're better not be any more songs about that no-talent fat Camilla Cabello in there.

I AM NOT FAT!

The patchy beard looks better in black and white.

Oh. I love that!!! R18 it’s very folksy but also sounds like something out of the early 70s because of the harmonies

R10 I’ve seen people use that term as it pertains to child stars though you are right about general usage. But I’ve seen it.

R23 Yeah The Queen has everyone on this folk/country Americana wave. She is such a trendsetter.

He's very sexy

R24 I’m not that poster but you are right. Issue is we never knew Mendes as a child. We met him at 15/16. He was young but already a teen

R27 I consider that age a child. If I can’t fuck you without going to jail you are a child. Shawn Queen Mendes was a child star.

Apostrophe

[quote] I knew there was something going on ethnic white wise with him.

What does this mean?

What a terrible picture. He looks 40, not 25.

Wow, he must have thought long abd hsrd about that album title. I wonder what the song "Nobody Knows" is about? It couldn't be about his sexuality.

^ Thought long and hard. Excuse that mess above, sorry.

Harry Styles at 25 looked a lot better.

Liam Payne vibes

R5 Um yeah the camera adds like 50,75, 125,225 lbs fat stupid stana.

He's turning into John Mayer, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Not just puke worthy.

Puke demanding.

[quote] He's turning into John Mayer, which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

No. No it isn’t.

I’d post one of his song’s lyrics, but I’m not invested enough to hunt it down.

It basically alludes to a pregnancy scare.

The only pussy he’s ever seen was at his birth.

Mendes is so obviously gay, it's terrible that such a young guy in this day and age still feels the need to be closeted.

[quote] The only pussy he’s ever seen was at his birth.

His eyes were probably closed.

In what non femcel stan planet is this closet case considered talented?

R41 ….

On the planet Krypton

I take back my fat comment - sorry. She is sex on a stick. I can see how he was blinded by his beauty and under her control for so long - well, exactly 2 years, contractually.

She's a stunner!

[quote] On the planet Krypton

What’s his kryptonite?

^^pussy

"Maturing nicely" sounds better. He's ripe!

R30 That I knew there was some saucy white in his mixture. Portuguese, Italians, and Greeks are not white white to me. And they are usually hot as fuck

What’s “saucy white”?

R51 white people made from cream cheese Rose.

Wouldn’t that be “cheesy white”?

Shawn will need to show his ass in order to bring back his gay audience.

r50 how are things in the year 1952?

R46 Oy schiksa not as stunning as my boy Niki Galitzine.

Recording artist is my hobby. Dyke fag hag is my profession.

CC has the hot pussy that turns gay boys out

ew i really hope he isn't covering neil young's heart of gold. stay away from that incredible song you talentless whore.

r41 it's purely motivated by greed. he doesn't have a career if he isn't a fantasy for fraus. you should be mad at him really.

Cammie's vagina is homo homing device.

CC 's profession is Gay Conversion Therapist . She makes girlie men into REAL men. It's a living.

He looks a bit haggard in OP’s photo. And the sun tattoo on his shoulder looks like a bullet wound. Ugly.

Will he have another "mental health" incident if his next tour sells poorly too?

Still going with the "sketchy gay hustler" look, I see.

Yeah, that is not a flattering photo. Maybe he is purposely de-emphasizing his looks.

R54 I don’t think he wants them. His new music isn’t really a staple genre in gay circles.

His looks are the only things he has

R57 that poster is telling the truth. Italians aren’t the same as Northern Europeans. They aren’t. Their lineage is different. That’s actually a fact. Why people get upset by FACTS is strange.

R66 the next tour isn’t a big tour, so no. He’s only doing a handful of shows in a few cities. One show per city.

His tour is only 8 shows over the course of 3-4 months. He isn’t doing some big tour. He’s just doing an 8 city stop, starting with Woodstock on August 8 and ending in Mexico City on November 15.

The shows are far in between. He doesn’t wanna do some big tour where he’s on the road for months upon months doing shows nightly.

Bitch stole my act.

R74 that doesn’t even make sense.

Stana don't "get it?" Imagine our surprise.

R76 makes ZERO sense

R77 Google : Self Awareness.

Is he in his Folklore era?

r61

[quote]ew i really hope he isn't covering neil young's heart of gold. stay away from that incredible song you talentless whore.

and that Hallelujah isn't [italic]that[/italic] Hallelujah.

R78 your post nor mine has anything to do with self awareness….

R78 Are you OK? FYI: I'm a ripped rizzed 24yo queer dude who ❤️Shawn even if he's total pussy hound. Just look at me RIGHT!!!

This is his Janet moment with the eponymous title for a mature new album and the shirtless cover. I hope at least one of the songs has him moaning and singing about moths to a flame burned by the fire.

R80 apologies, didn't realize English was your second language.

Her first language is Pork Chop.

[quote] that poster is telling the truth. Italians aren’t the same as Northern Europeans. They aren’t. Their lineage is different.

I guess you've never seen Northern Italians.

What's funny is that many French are just as swarthy as Southern Italians, Spaniards and Portuguese but nobody ever thinks of them as not being 100% white.

R65 It does that’s what makes him hot.

R85, you haven’t been on DL long have you?

r88 I've been here a long time. The Italian thing with our eldergay posters is truly bizarre. I assume they're ancient and from some rural Southern hellhole.

R85 we’ve gone through this. Most of THOSE “Italians” don’t share the same lineage as the Italians who trace back to Italy by hundreds of years. Most of them trace back to places like Sweden, Slovakia etc.

This is a real issue in modern day. People don’t understand genealogy or ancestry.

R86 I don’t know anyone who classified the French as WASPy types.

Horseshit r90. DNA testing has proven that the modern Italians are pretty much the same as ancient Italians. There wasn't as much mixing as previously thought. The Moors, for example, were more of a ruling class and didn't really mix with the locals. Think the British in India.

r91 nobody said the French were WASPs. Just that no one ever thinks they're anything but 100% white.

R92 only that isn’t true. Unlike you, I studied this. Stop the arguing. Learn respect for those of us who are educated in specific fields. I am stating facts. You’re stating feelings.

[quote]I wonder what the song "Nobody Knows" is about? It couldn't be about his sexuality.

In that case it should be called “Everybody Knows.”

It is true r93. There isn't all that much difference in modern Italains vs. Italians from hudreds of years ago.

r93 If you're oh-so-educated, you should know that demanding to be believed isn't how it's done. Back up your claim with evidence.

Ancient Kweens bickering about the ethnicity of some talentless closet case same age as their grandsons. Tres DL.

Interestingly, the highest amount of foreign DNA that Sicilians have is from the Normans and not the Arabs.

What does all this have to do with Shawn?

He's so boring other topics have happened

[QUOTE] He doesn’t wanna do some big tour where he’s on the road for months upon months doing shows nightly.

His mental health isn't robust enough for an Eras or a Love On Tour. Bit of a spaz, to be fair.

Why is his mental health so frail?

It isn't, but it's a good PR excuse when you cancel a tour because of low ticket sales

Who's that grossly obese girl at R46? I can't believe anyone let her walk around looking like that.

[quote] Why is his mental health so frail?

Honey, do you need to ask?

is it normal to announce an album 2.5 months before it drops?!

So anxious.

R106 yes.

[quote]that poster is telling the truth. Italians aren’t the same as Northern Europeans. They aren’t. Their lineage is different.

How about the Prime Minister of Italy who is a native of Rome? Is she considered "spicy white"?? Because she looks just like any other white European person to me.

Spicy?

r109 that poster is a fucking moron troll.

Shawn ruined his career by dating Camila so publicly, posting kissing videos with her, living with her during lockdown, and yet morons on here still think it was a PR relationship. Without that relationship he'd be much more popular than he is now.

Harry Styles has the right idea when it comes to women. Date them but never claim them in interviews or go Instagram official.

[quote]Shawn ruined his career by dating Camila so publicly, posting kissing videos with her, living with her during lockdown, and yet morons on here still think it was a PR relationship. Without that relationship he'd be much more popular than he is now.

He was DESPERATE to make the gay rumors stop.

I think it was a legit relationship but he’s a deeply repressed homo

I don’t think he’s that repressed. I think he’s getting that bussy blown out on the regular.

R115 he compartmentalizes it

Those songs seem really short. Three of them are under two minutes. And all but one are under three minutes.

Probably low-effort crap designed for TikTok.

That’s a rough looking 25 year old.

The track list at R1 is almost a parody of songs a closeted artist would perform.

Who I Am

Why Why Why

That's the Dream

Nobody Knows

That'll Be the Day

In Between

Leaked lyrics to “Who I Am”…

[quote]“A Big Flaming Homo.” The end.

Why, why, why, indeed?

Seems like he's trying Cottage Core. Le snore. Zayne just released a folky album dead on arrival.

Shawn doesn't have any kind of future until he learns to sing like a man not a nasal twink. He could be an actor, just as easily, with his looks, but not with that voice.

Sicilians has almost NO Arab dna. And the Arabs were there. And then they weren't.

The Irish and Scots do have Basque DNA.

Picture at R1 is a direct lift of James Taylor’s Greatest Hits.

Push it, push it...real good.

It that broccoli hair?

I didn't know broccoli had hair.

I need to have a talk with Shawn, I'd like him to shower and shave, and a haircut wouldn't hurt. I'd fuck him regardless, but he needs to pull himself together.

[quote] He could be an actor, just as easily, with his looks, but not with that voice.

He had a voice role in Lyle, Lyle Crocodile. I see a promising future for him in voice work!

I don't mind a dirty but handsome and fit 20something, MARY!

They really convinced young guys to go back to wearing bell bottoms, huh?

Bell bottoms, hip huggers...yes! Down with hot pants.

R132 Hip huggers are out, high waisted pants are in.

Harry took all Shawn's fans despite being five years older. He just has better music and doesn't whine about his mental health or lose his mind over his girlfriends.

Happy Birthday Shawn Mendes! 26 today.

Harry who?

Has Shawn tasted the pussy nectar?

I’m thinking no.

R121 Oh yuck.

Someone said he’s like John Mayer? Not one bit.

John’s “Sob Rock” was such a great album that played off of 70’s and 80’s soft rock.

Shawn is only capable of making variety music. Music American Idol winners would make.

This music is for old people who can tolerate contemporary music. Like my 80 year-old grandmother would give this song a chance if she heard it on the radio.

Why isn't he doing porn??

Small dick, tall body. Just doesn't look right on video. I would do him, gladly, but I'm an old codger.

R139 nailed it.

R139 No.

I dedicate this Prince song to Shawn:

I just can't believe

All the things people say, controversy

Am I black or white?

Am I straight or gay?

Controversy

Prince was the ultimate queerbaiter.

Harry Styles won Album of the Year at the Grammys last year, an achievement that Shawn, Bieber and other pop boys can only dream of.

He was a master baiter.

Looks straight to us he he he

I thought it was the call sheet for Brokeback Mountain…

That hair looks like a birds nest. Needs a good trim.

Wonder if any of these will get actual radio play.

Why Why Why music video

New song is out. Its boring as shit. He's obviously trying to get artistic cred by doing some folk shit but it sounds like generic Mumford and Sons crap.

Debuted at #60 on Spotify. Kind of a flop.

His new single is already down at #94 on UK iTunes. Mega flop.

The closet is aging him badly. He ain't getting any prettier. Femboy closet case.

Will Apollo be "touring" with Shawn?

hole pics pls

The song is all about Hoemila so his fans have rejected it.

Shawn smiling...Shawn smoking...Shawn's back...

[quote] Will Apollo be "touring" with Shawn?

Compare and contrast Omar Apollo and Shawn.

R159 Oh shut it. Your snark is ridiculous. The one thing that ISN'T going down the drain for Shawn is his looks.

^^^^ troof

I'd wreck his bussy.

“The singer dropped Why Why Why late on Thursday addressing for the first time how he almost became a parent with one of his exes.”

If you believe any part of this, I have a bridge to sell you.

Does Shawn know where babies come from?

Lookin like pure shit

Lookin like he let himself go

Is the backdrop a fucking hospital curtain?? Is that a fucking hospital bedside selfie??

deep lyrics

Tatted-up whore.

This faithful fan has written “Mrs. Shawn Mendes” thousands of times on the tear-stained pages of her journals.

R167 Shawn Mendes addresses pregnancy scare .

Shawn's 50 load weekend video to be released soon?

Looks about 40

Pregnancy scare? Even your Aunt Edna knows the guy is gay as Christmas.

R167 butt babies don't live

[quote] I don't know why, I [quote] I don't know, I don't know why [quote] Why, why, why? [quote] Why, why, why?

[quote]Feels like everything goes 'round and 'round [quote] And 'round, and 'round, and 'round it goes [quote] Feels like everything goes 'round and 'round [quote] And 'round, and 'round, and 'round, it

Stunning songwriting right there.

^ I fucked up the formatting. Stunning fail on my part too. I’m shocked at how little effort must go into music now.

He needs to STFU, needs to shower, shave, and spread his cheeks.

R179 WOW! I'm moved to the deeply embedded core of my soul PEOPLE!

Hes so obviously gay but has to pretend to be straight because his career depends on it.

I don't know, maybe he's laughing all the way to the bank but I would be miserable, esp. if I had to beard with some dumb cunt like that Cabello girl. Ugh.

“shawn mendes lyrics are too relatable”

YMMV

I'm surprised the word "lumpen" hasn't been used in this thread.

R168 How Shawn thinks babies are made

[quote] How Shawn thinks babies are made

Shawn should watch this educational video.

Well if Shawn starts to have bout of morning sickness, won't you all look silly!

[quote]Looks about 40

The pregnancy scare aged him.

R176 He looks his age. Don't be ridiculous.

He sings 'you can say I like boys or girls' in new song The Mountain.

He's damaged, I believe I can make him hit the high notes...with just a little lube.

R156 Shawn getting impregnated.

Shawn Mendes seemingly addresses gay rumors in new unreleased track “The Mountain”