Why haven't Ben and JLO announced their split

It may be that this is at this point just a trial separation rather than a divorce.

Get a life, OP.

TONIGHT

r2, I have one. I am posting from a private jet.

It will be her fourth divorce. What a loser she is.

I try to only call men cunts...

Loser? She gets a lot of grade A dick.

Until they get to know her.

They’re waiting til the Enquirer runs its story about Ben hooking up with strippers in titty bars. Because you know it’s coming.

I thought I read today its a done deal, everything is decided the papers just need to be filed. They were probably waiting to tie up the loose ends.

I also believe there is a certain amount of emotional distress - they've known each other for 25 years and have a long history, this go-round didn't even last 2 years. Their kids seemed to be bonded as well. Both have had their kids introduced to how many partners, their kids, yada yada, and there's been a lot of turmoil there.

I imagine her big comeback and subsequent disappointments caused a lot of bickering. It was a rebound relationship; they ran into each other's arms sobbing. A big new house wasn't going to solve their problems.

Time to move on.

R10 The kids can still be friends as long as their parents stay out of it.

Once she’s engaged again, they’ll announce their split.

They are semi-consciously uncoupling, which can take a while.

She's all about JLO, no man can compete with that.

I wonder who's next. She can't stay single for a millisecond

I like Ben, it's probably for the best.

The purchase of this house in itself is telling, it's much more rustic, lowkey and laid back than the behemoth modern monstrosity he lived in with JLo, further up in the Hills. He supposedly hated that house - seems like Jen was unilaterally making life decisions for them, and Ben stepped away to reclaim his more lowkey life.

When the paparazzi stop showing up because they are both total attention whores

I think Jen may well get married again before the ink is dry on any divorce papers.

Watch JLo rebound with Diddy in an attempt to restore their respective reputations. (He requires much more restoration that she does, obvs.)

She should marry her divorce lawyer. She’s known him longer than anyone.

[quote]It will be her fourth divorce. What a loser she is.

She’s also had about 4 or 5 additional failed engagements.

I think the Puffy scandal played an important part. Ben was like you have now been Ellen’ed by social media and you used to date this wife beater whom you ran away with from a shootout. Ben was like—Take your hoe ass back to the south Bronx and pay me alimony.

They’re not splitting, they’re staying together forever.

She may as well get used to the lez sex, because she's going to prison for pocuring for Puffy.

Ok the Hedda Lettuce made me laugh. I’ve never seen that before.