Former First Ladies Michelle Obama and Melania Trump release 'rival' memoirs

I write book about how I lie on my back to make money.

Will it have a chapter about grooming and washing poosey? That would be useful advice and an an area where Melanie has expertise.

Did Melanoma steal Michelle's book and pass it off as her own?

Both sound tedious and trying too hard, but Melania will be guaranteed comedy.

A Slavic whore releasing a memoir....oh my fucken sides.

I wonder who will write Melania’s memoir?

[quote] Did Melanoma steal Michelle's book and pass it off as her own?

"I Black. I born in Black house in Chicago. I learn about the Black peoples. Being Black hard. Being Black whore more hard."

Michelle's books are so damn frau-ey. I'm not even gonna comment on the whore's ghostwritten bs.

One will be written in crayons. I'll let you guess which one.

Melania would have been better off writing a children's book, cook book, home decoration book or something equally inoffensive. Who wants to hear her gush about first meeting and falling in love with DJT and how he made her "feel so safe"? Especially come December, when the Trumps will hopefully fade into irrelevance.

Will she spill tea about how she was one of Epstein's hookers?

"Trump loses it when asked about Melania"

In OP's photo it looks like Michelle is saying, "Oh hail to the no ..".

My book dedicated to co-author, Boy.

Maybe write in crayon, R9, but write in five languages.

The only thing Melanese did was swap the book jacket.

Michelle’s book sounds very Oprah, which seems odd coming from her, but ok.

Melania should’ve done a book on fashion. Pictures of her White House looks and brief commentary on the outfits. There is no interest in a ghostwritten memoir from her because everything she says is bullshit that even she doesn’t believe.

She already has a book. It's called "The Joy of Sex."

Honestly fuck Michelle. She can enjoy sitting on her millions and going high why the rest of us stress about our future.

This smart bitch. I was hoping her book would come out in August so I could make last minute edits for my September release.

I would read Melania's in a red hot minute if she was honest about hubby. That will not be the case, so pass. Not interested in the Obama's anymore, another pass.

[quote] she was seemingly caught plagiarizing a speech from Obama

Melania’s speechwriter was seemingly caught plagiarizing a speech from Michelle’s speechwriter

R21 ahahahahah. What a fkin Maga apologist cunt. You ain’t shit bitch.

If Melania ever wrote an honest book, I’d love to read it. I’m sure she has lots of secrets to spill.

Two books that should not have been written and that trees died for. Or is Michelle's digital? That might redeem it a little.

The New Yorker is already on it

Is Melanias called “The Whore in me”?

There will be a chapter about how poosay hygiene is very important for architects in Melanie’s book

It would have been more noble and unifying if they had collaborated on a joint project.

Will Mel be giving tips on how to circumvent immigration and chain-migrate your entire family?

"To sneak in US say you architect person, sounds impressive they don't check. Then say family from old country is emotional support family, works every time. Ha, ha!"