Jamie Dornan is the new Diet Coke spokesperson

50 Shades of Aspartame.

Jacked Jamie

He’s no Lucky Vanous.

Break act? Huh?

The ‘diet coke break ad’ where office ladies go for a ‘diet coke break’ which is ogling a hunky construction worker on his break.

What are you, 20?

R5, no, and I have a life. You sound fat.

Don't lose those thighs, Jamie.

Oh “you sound fat” because I remember a major ad campaign from the nineties.

Do tell me what riveting activities you engaged were in throughout the 1990s that prohibited you watching network television or opening a magazine.

Excavating Nineveh perhaps?

r2 I want to strip Jamie of all he's wearing, tie him to one of the larger exercise platforms, and lick every inch of his body until happy white stuff shoots out of each of us. If he wants to sing "Everlasting Love" throughout, so much the better.

He's adorable!

Freaked me out in "The Fall," though.

Is that really Jamie singing Everlasting Love? Or is he being dubbed?

All the close ups of he face, he's the microphone is obscuring his mouth, so hard to tell if he's singing or lip syncing.

Is that the Stanley Tucci ad?

That is his singing.

Did Stanley Tucci film an ad where women ogled him while he took of his shirt?

Do you think he would be asked to do that?

Cool, OP, but hasn't Dornan always been jacked?

I was thinking of this Levi's ad

R14 not jacked like this. This is superhero shape.

And now that I see the date on this I don’t think this is for a Diet Coke ad.

Before the writers strike in May he was flown out to screentest for Marvel. The story is that he screentested for Reed Richards. The other actor whose name was mentioned for the screen test was Christopher Abbott.

Pedro Pascal got Reed Richards. But, Fantastic Four is turning out to be a frothy comedic film like Guardians of the Galaxy. Neither Dornan nor Abbott are frothy, comedic actors. Marvel really wanted Adam Driver or Jake Gyllenhaal (who can both do comedy well) but they wanted too much money. If they were sending offers only to Jake Gyllenhaal it would be odd that they would even bother testing Dornan and Abbott, who are both quiet intense actors.

I think Dornan was testing for Scott Summers. X-Men would have been in the early stages of development but they may have been looking for actors to build the script around. Scott Summers is the kind of character you would get Dornan to test for (strong silent type.)

Abbott would have tested for Wolverine.

Reports of the ad campaign were greatly exaggerated