Ellen being a bitch

There was already a thread on these two assholes, OP.

Water also still wet

We're on it.

I just don’t like talking to cunts Ellen.

Patrick is kind of a cocky putz and not the sharpest tool in the shed. When Ellen was doing her sitcom she was actually pretty approachable. Although, they fired Arye Gross without ever personally telling him. It was a sign of things to come.

I hope he shoved his stinky hairy armpit into her face

she looks like a scary nightmarish leprechaun🤡

She's a sadist as well as a bitch.

[quote]The comic told the Radio City Music Hall crowd about Amber, an Ellen employee who had a fear of snakes. “So, sometimes before they come into my office, we would hide rubber snakes in a panel in the ceiling, and I had a button that I could push to leave that drop out on top,” she told the audience. “Again, hearing myself say this… ”

[quote]It’s one thing to pull an April Fools gag — “Hey, there’s a snake! Aw, just kidding!” — and another entirely to rig secret panels that unleash horror via remote control. Think about it: DeGeneres not only had to premeditate the “gag” well in advance but presumably enlist crew members to build her terror trap. All in the service of scaring the crap out of someone who stupidly confided a major vulnerability. That’s not just “mean,” Ellen. It’s downright diabolical.

Wasn’t it nee show that routinely scared people? I seem to remember that.

Ellen did seem to get a lot of joy out of scaring people.

Is this david puddy?

No, it’s Joe Swanson

Yup, Puddy.

[Quote] Water also still wet… unlike me for Ellen. - Portia De Rossi