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Fox News Host DEMANDS PROOF for J.D. Vance Couch Meme

Republicans are furious that the attacks describing them as fascist little weirdos are making an impression on the American public, and their response has been to get even weirder.

On Monday night, Fox News host Jesse Watters complained at length about the accusation from Democrats that GOP politicians — and Trump’s vice presidential pick Sen. J.D. Vance (R-Ohio) in particular — are “weird.”

Watters played a compilation of prominent Democratic lawmakers, politicians, and commentators discussing the attack line. “The agenda, the way they talk to people, the way they address people, it’s bizarre and it’s weird. It is weird,” Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer (D) says in one clip.

While the Fox host was clearly upset about the commentary, the segment was shared on social media as a textbook example of the Streisand effect — helping further disseminate the “weird” message — especially when Watters zeroed in on the viral meme accusing Vance of describing having sex with a couch in his 2016 memoir Hillbilly Elegy.

Vance did not describe such an act in his book, but the jokes and insinuations that he did have run rampant on social media. While lawmakers in general have not directly pushed the salacious, untrue piece of innuendo, Watters made a point to demand evidence from those spreading the claim.

Vice President Kamala Harris “is a dangerous Marxist who wants to turn America into San Francisco,” he said. “They’re making her into a mythical figure and hiding her record like they hid Biden. So how do they distract us from talking about her record? They’re accusing J.D. Vance of having sex with a couch.”

“We don’t buy the hoaxes and believe the hype anymore, our eyes are wide open,” Watters said. “If you’re going to accuse someone of having sex with a couch, you better have video.”

While Vance’s alleged furniture fondling is — as far as we know — a fiction, the VP hopeful is providing Democrats with plenty of real ammo against himself and Republicans.

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by Anonymousreply 77August 19, 2024 1:13 PM

I fucking love this!!!!!

Republicans are looking like absolute FOOLS.

They're running scared and crying like the little PUSSIES that they are.

"WAAAAAHHHHH!!! No fair! No fair! Stop telling lies about JD, you mean Democrats!"

Sorry, Faux News Republican right-wing MAGATS. YOU LOSE!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 1July 31, 2024 9:17 AM

I KNEW this was Watters.

by Anonymousreply 2July 31, 2024 9:18 AM

[quote]“We don’t buy the hoaxes and believe the hype anymore, our eyes are wide open,” Watters said.

Yeah their eyes are open says the guy who said that Harris "is a dangerous Marxist."

by Anonymousreply 3July 31, 2024 9:27 AM

The couch was smoking a cigarette at the curb outside his house waiting for morning pickup

by Anonymousreply 4July 31, 2024 9:30 AM

Jesse, I'm going to tell your mama that you're into couch porn

by Anonymousreply 5July 31, 2024 9:30 AM

[quote]a dangerous Marxist.

It's like words don't have meaning anymore.

by Anonymousreply 6July 31, 2024 9:31 AM

Jesse Watters is weird

by Anonymousreply 7July 31, 2024 9:33 AM

But all the Reds (states) are for Russia now

by Anonymousreply 8July 31, 2024 9:34 AM

I'm the yellow encrusted upholstery next to the Cheeto stains!

by Anonymousreply 9July 31, 2024 9:38 AM

I love that right-wingers are backed into a corner so much, that they actually have to defend JD VANCE from rumors that he fucked a couch.

What's that sound?

It's the sound of WINNING.

Even the Russian and Chinese trolls don't know what to do about it.

by Anonymousreply 10July 31, 2024 9:39 AM

Trump constantly called or calls Biden 'Crooked', and said he organised the legal cases which put him in court.

The Felon and his pathetic cohorts might just have realised by now that they don't have a monopoly on speculative name-calling.

by Anonymousreply 11July 31, 2024 9:40 AM

These same butthurt Trumpers who are bent out of shape about JD (couch-fucker) Vance are the very same people who made endless jokes about Paul Pelosi and his hammer attacker. Suck it up, buttercup

by Anonymousreply 12July 31, 2024 9:42 AM

I struggle to find words to express my wish that the American public would grow the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 13July 31, 2024 9:44 AM

Watters is hideous to me.

Can't stand WIDE distance between his nose and upper lip.

Looks like Homer Simpson.

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by Anonymousreply 14July 31, 2024 9:46 AM

Good job, Fox Guy, for keeping the meme in the news.

by Anonymousreply 15July 31, 2024 9:48 AM

NEVER, R13!

by Anonymousreply 16July 31, 2024 9:55 AM

The full interview with Ingrahag where he is unable to answer a single question asked.

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by Anonymousreply 17July 31, 2024 9:56 AM

In the clip at R17, Trump looks and sounds old and can't coherently answer the questions. And his schtick is washed out and boring. America doesn't want a revival of "The Apprentice."

by Anonymousreply 18July 31, 2024 10:04 AM

At what age did he supposedly do this? This is 13-year-old boy doing crazy stuff territory. Fucking weird for a grown man to do something like that.

by Anonymousreply 19July 31, 2024 10:32 AM

Here you go, R19.

Read it.

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by Anonymousreply 20July 31, 2024 10:35 AM

R4 I’ve been on that street and a lot of couches are waiting for pickup

by Anonymousreply 21July 31, 2024 10:41 AM

[quote]“If you’re going to accuse someone of having sex with a couch, you better have video.”

Someone should tell Watters how utterly ridiculous he sounds.

by Anonymousreply 22July 31, 2024 12:42 PM

Oh, honey. It’s not the coach story that makes him (and you) weird. It’s your strange obsessions and bizarre thoughts.

by Anonymousreply 23July 31, 2024 1:11 PM

^couch, dammit

by Anonymousreply 24July 31, 2024 1:11 PM

Yeah, it's really not fair. Fox and the Republicans are fact based and data driven. They really shouldn't be subjected to something somebody just made up.

by Anonymousreply 25July 31, 2024 1:14 PM

Good for Watters for continuing to bring attention to the meme and keeping in fresh in people’s minds. 👍

by Anonymousreply 26July 31, 2024 1:21 PM

He's a jezebel

by Anonymousreply 27July 31, 2024 1:25 PM

I'll forever cherish the DLer who described Watters as looking like "a Saudi *Friends* fan who went to Turkey for a marathon plastic surgery session to look like Ross."

by Anonymousreply 28July 31, 2024 1:33 PM

Watters seems like a couchfucker as well.

by Anonymousreply 29July 31, 2024 1:51 PM

Trump has called Harris a “bum” and “evil.” Has Fox criticized that or even called it into question?

by Anonymousreply 30July 31, 2024 1:57 PM

We all know why Watters wants video proof - he wants to see JD's ass as he's taking that couch to pound town!

by Anonymousreply 31July 31, 2024 2:06 PM

r30 well, there's this

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by Anonymousreply 32July 31, 2024 2:10 PM

If I was a cult member watching this, I'd be googling "JD Vance Couch" SO frickin' fast. It would probably be the first time I heard of the Couch rumor in my Trump bubble.

by Anonymousreply 33July 31, 2024 2:14 PM

Watters likes his porn kinky

by Anonymousreply 34July 31, 2024 2:24 PM

Believe couches

by Anonymousreply 35July 31, 2024 2:25 PM

It’s not a rumor. It’s a joke that was taken seriously.

We know the precise source.

by Anonymousreply 36July 31, 2024 2:26 PM

WEIRD

by Anonymousreply 37July 31, 2024 2:34 PM

Those so-inclined might call the joke “fake news,” though I don’t think the source intended the story to be taken seriously.

by Anonymousreply 38July 31, 2024 2:41 PM

Watters is a wad of shit but his replacement could actually be worse.

by Anonymousreply 39July 31, 2024 3:07 PM

Yes,I appreciate the reminders-put it out there.

by Anonymousreply 40July 31, 2024 3:10 PM

NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER'S COUCH!

by Anonymousreply 41July 31, 2024 3:20 PM

[quote] If I was a cult member watching this, I'd be googling "JD Vance Couch" SO frickin' fast

That's the beauty of this.

My guess is that most MAGATS haven't heard the couch story, because they live in a little Trump bubble.

But now that Jesse Watters has blasted the story on Faux News, I guarantee that they'll all be looking up this story now.

Much to their horror!

Yes! Yes! More! More!!!

by Anonymousreply 42July 31, 2024 3:23 PM

Watters is a bargain bin Carlson Tucker. And that says something.

by Anonymousreply 43July 31, 2024 3:41 PM

Stop it you terrible people. Fox News does not want you to keep talking about JD Vance and his little peen humping the cleft of the family sofa cushions.

Please stop it!

by Anonymousreply 44July 31, 2024 3:47 PM

And don't you all dare look at a picture of my house published everywhere since I brought it up

by Anonymousreply 45July 31, 2024 4:00 PM

Why even put this on air???

Unless they are setting up a veep switcheroo.

by Anonymousreply 46July 31, 2024 4:04 PM

"Why even put this on air??? "

Because, Fox News

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by Anonymousreply 47July 31, 2024 4:16 PM

You really want to watch a video of Vance fucking a couch, Watters? Weird!

by Anonymousreply 48July 31, 2024 4:25 PM

Watters has an upper lip that’s oversized and punchable.

by Anonymousreply 49July 31, 2024 4:26 PM

That’s rich. Someone on Fox demanding to see receipts after they’ve spent decades spewing out and out lies about every Democrat in existence.

I’d like to see the country grow up too, but when the Republican half of it act like belligerent mean girl toddlers you have to stoop to their level. Name calling and silly memes work. When they go low we go high doesn’t, unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 50July 31, 2024 4:53 PM

I for one would be happy not to see any video of this, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 51July 31, 2024 6:03 PM

Show me your COCK, JD!

by Anonymousreply 52July 31, 2024 7:43 PM

JD crooning the couch: B aby, Imma want you......

by Anonymousreply 53August 1, 2024 1:27 PM

Jada Vance and his wild Willie

by Anonymousreply 54August 1, 2024 1:30 PM

What's on JD Vance's hard drive

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by Anonymousreply 55August 1, 2024 1:36 PM

"Actually video is not enough, bring me the sofa and shove my face right down in those cushions and make me SMELL that nasty Vance sperm deep in my nostrils," Watters continued.

by Anonymousreply 56August 1, 2024 1:41 PM

She's a crypto-Marxist? They are really reaching back to the 1950s.

by Anonymousreply 57August 1, 2024 1:41 PM

[quote] I love that right-wingers are backed into a corner so much, that they actually have to defend JD VANCE from rumors that he fucked a couch.

Um, are you forgetting that real men wear diapers?!

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by Anonymousreply 58August 1, 2024 1:59 PM

^ I wonder how many Trumpers upon realizing the convenience of diapers actually used them? I'm guessing the lazy bastards are using them a lot

by Anonymousreply 59August 1, 2024 4:22 PM

Couch AND love seat? Oh My Bob!

by Anonymousreply 60August 3, 2024 3:33 PM

Damn, I actually believed this was in the first edition of his book and was removed like Matthew Perry's comment about Keanu in the first edition but removed it in the second edition.

by Anonymousreply 61August 3, 2024 6:24 PM

Does anyone have the excerpts where he’s thinking he’s full blown gay and is touching himself furiously at night?

by Anonymousreply 62August 3, 2024 6:29 PM

[quote] Can't stand WIDE distance between his nose and upper lip.

Fuck you!

by Anonymousreply 63August 3, 2024 6:54 PM

No. One. Wants. To. See. This. Mess. No. One. Not even me.

by Anonymousreply 64August 3, 2024 6:55 PM

New theme song…

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by Anonymousreply 65August 3, 2024 8:23 PM

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My name is Sopha Canapé. I am the "couch" involved in the assault appearing in the news. I am ready. If some FOX asshole wants the stains, smears and smudges, I've got them, since his loon wife assumed the dog did it and never got it cleaned. He's kept me around longer than Jerry Lewis had his cum rug that he'd jerk off onto while whores would play with themselves.

And let me tell you, it was more than once I was debased. And sometimes he'd bring a friend for a three-way with me. ON me. In me. I'm wearing more midnight-eye liner, dirty spit and fuck butter than the MAGA Fascist GOP convention hotels.

Respond with an email on date, time and terms for an interview. A decent journalist, please, if you have one. I'm not looking for money. I just want the truth known. It's my kind's lot in life too often, but my cushions have nasty gaps, my stitching's loose, and I have been soiled. I've been pummeled and I sag. And I. Am. Moldy. From. His. Tears.

Give justice.

Sopha Canapé

by Anonymousreply 66August 3, 2024 9:11 PM

Didn't JDV mention it in his book? If so, that's straight (!) from the horse's mouth.

by Anonymousreply 67August 3, 2024 9:13 PM

As if we needed more proof that "News" in Fox News is a joke.

by Anonymousreply 68August 3, 2024 9:16 PM

Jesse is on a break from his day job of keeping Bill O'Reilly's spotty old sack clean.

by Anonymousreply 69August 3, 2024 9:26 PM

Charles P Pierce of " Esquire" refers to him as J. Divan Vance.

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by Anonymousreply 70August 3, 2024 11:30 PM

The Divan Miss V.

by Anonymousreply 71August 3, 2024 11:54 PM

I want that song to be sung by a contestant on The Voice!

by Anonymousreply 72August 5, 2024 3:01 PM

Excerpts: Ohio editor destroys Fox News. Of course, it's from solid blue Cleveland:

[quote]Although the vast majority of people I hear from applaud how we approach politics, I still hear from some who say our coverage of the Republican ticket is biased. It’s not. It’s truth. Readers who say they don’t like it are really saying they don’t want the truth. They want bias, but on their side of the equation...

[quote]I’ve argued all year that Fox News is the single biggest threat to democracy in America. Huge numbers of Americans watch it, believing it to be a news outlet that purveys the truth. Fox News is not a news outlet. It is a money machine for Rupert Murdoch and his family that has learned to rake in billions by lying. People on Fox News lie by the minute, seriously undermining faith in our institutions....

[quote]MSNBC is not a counterpart to Fox News. There is no counterpart to Fox News. Other broadcaster don’t have a business model based on lying. You might not like what Wallace and others say on MSNBC, because they portray your party in a poor light, but that doesn’t mean they don’t tell the truth. They do. Think about it: Plenty of news organizations do fact checks on statements made by politicians, while Fox News, which reaches far more people, lies with abandon.

[quote]The only way to stop Fox News from undermining our political discourse is to start fighting back, to put a spotlight on the many ways it lies. Yes, I understand that Fox News viewers likely would not see those fact checks, but calling out the lies day after day would have an impact. The alternative – doing nothing – ensures that Fox News continues to wreck our discourse, continues arming a large part of America with information that is false.

[quote]Journalists have a responsibility here. Fox News has corrupted what we do by purporting to be one of us, relying on our credibility to spread damaging lies. We have a duty to protect a profession that has been a key check on government since the republic was founded.

[quote]The more journalists who do that, the better our chances, as a nation, of once again having discussions based on truth, not the baloney proffered by Fox News.

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by Anonymousreply 73August 19, 2024 4:59 AM

Jesse Watters is a douchbag of the highest, or lowest, order - whichever is douchier. It’s hard to imagine any scenario where his career doesn’t end up in the shitter.

by Anonymousreply 74August 19, 2024 6:35 AM

Cuts straight down the middle like talk “ditto” zombie radio

by Anonymousreply 75August 19, 2024 11:39 AM

Bullies are cowards and when their own methods are used against them they squeal.

by Anonymousreply 76August 19, 2024 12:23 PM

Colbert told a whole series of couch jokes last week. He interspersed them with the disclaimer, "This story is totally not true--yet also totally believable."

My favorite was, "The reason you often find coins down the back of couches is that JD Vance likes to leave a tip."

by Anonymousreply 77August 19, 2024 1:13 PM
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