JD Vance for the win
PR 101: Drawing attention to an (untrue) allegation keeps it in the news.
This narrative has been so badly handled by their campaign, you have to wonder if they hate him.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 31, 2024 1:55 AM |
Has someone told him about the Streisand effect?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 31, 2024 2:00 AM |
1. Trump and everybody around him hates everybody else, so yes, they hate him. 2. He's become a complete laughingstock in the brief time he's been the VP nominee, so yes, they hate him even more.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 31, 2024 2:01 AM |
And replacing him with anyone at this point will add to the appearance - the fact - of disorder, a dearth of qualified MAGATs, Trump's incompetence, and of flop sweat.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 31, 2024 2:06 AM |
Ursa Vance is forbidden to appear on stage until the MAGAt Makeover Committee has worked their magic on her.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 31, 2024 2:06 AM |
Weird
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 31, 2024 2:14 AM |
Not weird at all, it’s totally a married straight guy thing to allude to the wife’s wrath. Any excuse to mention “my wife”….
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 31, 2024 2:35 AM |
For god's sake take her to get her tits done...
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 31, 2024 3:54 AM |
[quote]Not weird at all, it’s totally a married straight guy thing to allude to the wife’s wrath. Any excuse to mention “my wife”….
And "the couch"
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 31, 2024 4:00 AM |
What the fuck is that?!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 31, 2024 4:12 AM |
He’s just HOPING she sends him to the couch!
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 31, 2024 4:33 AM |
The couch is MY LOVAH!
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 31, 2024 4:42 AM |
Is South Park taking notes?
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 31, 2024 5:11 AM |
[quote]…I’d have to sleep [bold]on[/bold] the couch
So he’s a top?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 31, 2024 5:24 AM |
Has Usha been disappeared into the corn field?
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 31, 2024 5:41 AM |
R15 I predict that one day, Vivek Vance will become a DL icon.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 31, 2024 5:51 AM |
So I guess this is what the couch fucking weirdo had in mind when Jabba the Trump told him to FiX OT OR YOU'RE FIRED.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 31, 2024 5:53 AM |
He peepee small- and he no wash him ass
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 31, 2024 10:26 AM |
Did anyone see his transgendered Lesbian former close friend on CNN a few days ago? He sold his soul for this. I'm not sure that I blame him for it though. It is a huge opportunity.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 31, 2024 10:50 AM |
R15, it worked, as the close friend has been cast as the new Velma in " Chicago."
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 31, 2024 12:30 PM |
^R19
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 31, 2024 12:30 PM |
[quote] This narrative has been so badly handled by their campaign, you have to wonder if they hate him.
In fairness to the campaign, with social media a false story can be embedded before you even realize it’s happening and then there’s not much you can do without making it a bigger story.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 31, 2024 1:06 PM |
[quote]He sold his soul for this. I'm not sure that I blame him for it though. It is a huge opportunity.
ugh, you sound horrible
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 31, 2024 1:13 PM |
Now I know she isn't white, but nobody's perfect!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 31, 2024 1:17 PM |
[quote]And replacing him with anyone at this point will add to the appearance - the fact - of disorder, a dearth of qualified MAGATs, Trump's incompetence, and of flop sweat.
Which the Harris campaign, as we've come to know it, will exploit to the fullest.
I'm guessing that this quip, with its combination of the couch rumor with a hint of cuckery, was the campaign's awkward attempt to get out ahead of the mockery. If so, fail.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | July 31, 2024 1:29 PM |
This didn’t seem like an allusion to the apocryphal couch rumor. More of a “women, can’t live with ‘em, etc” sort of throwaway line. Probably nobody in that audience had even heard about the couch thing — Fox News certainly didn’t give it any airtime, and if it ain’t on Fox it’s not reaching those heathens.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | July 31, 2024 1:42 PM |
It was subconscious.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | July 31, 2024 1:43 PM |
by Anonymous | reply 28 | July 31, 2024 1:49 PM |
He misspelled “with.”
by Anonymous | reply 29 | July 31, 2024 1:58 PM |
JD cheated on the couch with a beanbag chair.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | July 31, 2024 2:24 PM |
R18 Because that's how someone born in San Diego who graduated summa cum laude from Yale, went to Cambridge graduate school, and then got her JD from Yale Law School. DL, in all your splendor, understand she is not Melania. I suspect she feels trapped in a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | July 31, 2024 3:23 PM |
Of course she's not Melania. Has she ever done a lesbian porn photo shoot?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | July 31, 2024 4:41 PM |
“Married incel” sounds like a paradox, but they exist, as JD has proven. I wouldn’t be surprised if he jerked off in a cup to father those kids (if they are biologically his) Couchfucker is the perfect description for this guy and others like him.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | July 31, 2024 4:42 PM |