Let’s be turnoffs for gay men

I have bad hygiene.

I'm vaginas.

And so you do.

Oh where to start? Tank tops, steroid body, constant bashing of everything and everyone, political single issue voting.

I'm a circumcision scar.

I'm a foreskin.

I’m pubic hair that dared to spread from my pubis to my upper thighs.

r6, ewww!

I’m fat old straight men

I'm Girt' an Mirt'!

Turnoff: Ordinary guys with a good personality and a steady disposition.

You know, the kind of guy you pass on in the club or on Grindr. Instead, you go for the obvious drugged-up, obnoxious one - the one ignoring you - who you think has a big dick.

I’m the cutoff tank top, nail polish, daisy dukes, everything designer, lip gloss, multiple piercings, cunty attitude, constant side eye, stalker level fan of some pop bimbo, flitting wrists, and psychotic drama. If I fuck this guy, am I straight?

Poverty.

Silence.

Mismatched dinnerware.

I’m dark buttholes.

mutilation

I skip leg day.

I'm actually gay and not pretending to be straight.

I’m gay.

Flamboyance

Hair with unnatural color highlights

Nose piercing

Man Smell

Puppy Play

Republixan/MAGAt.

Playing the original off-Broadway cast album of Dames at Sea.

Any successful out gay celebrity!

I’m rabidly progressive. “You don’t want to start transitioning at Pre-K??????!!!!!!???”

I'm Frau McFrauen

Bottoms

Questionable window treatments...

The title of this thread should be - Let's Be Turnoff For Gay Men On Datalounge

Shaved Pubic Hair

Tattoos

Piercings

Rings

Cock Rings

Scene Queens

Bitchy Queens

MOLE ALERT!

Brown shoes with black pants

White socks with dress shoes.

[quote] MOLE ALERT!

We welcome you into the fold.

I’m a micro penis.

noisy children in a restaurant

I'm the catty dissing of ex-boyfriends. (If he's doing it about them, you know he'll do it in due course about you.)

The Godfather.

I’m a fan clacking Yass Kween.

I'm earrings

I'm caftans

Lady Parts

Man boobs.

Inverted nipples.

Anyone who isn't fuckable.

I'm a cock ring.

Asian men.

I’m a stuck up Logan Circle, DC queen who shop at Whole Foods.

Beyonce/Taylor/Britney worship.

tattoos, ugh.

Penises. Disgusting creatures.

I'm a woman, possibly a "TERF".

I’m a top with a skinny dick.

Drag queens.

Smokers.

Guys who don't brush with a Sonicare.

Poorly tailored suits, or worse: straight-off-the-rack suits.

Hairy backs.

Farmer tans.

Straight men on the down low who are curious and are eager to shed their skidmarked underwear and present their smelly, dirty, holes.

R46, I remember one time seeing two middle aged queens in Kansas City getting into their (very expensive) BMW after leaving Whole Foods. One appeared to be wearing a floral caftan. I was driving past thinking “That must be the gayest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.”

I’m a “bonus hole”!

Trumpers

Emotional attachment

R59 Was this Overland Park?

R59, South Plaza/Brookside near UMKC. They put that one in just a few years back.

R63, sorry I tagged my own prior post again instead of yours. See reply at 64.

Reality.

I’m R66.

Gay voice.

I'm a gay man with child bearing hips.

I’m discount chinaware

Team sports.

Sports team

R69 That was my ex. I was suspicious at first, I admit.

I’m the fungus infested toenails that don’t get properly treated and have colored nail polish instead.

Being basic.

Highly questionable anal and navel hygiene

The womanly ass.

[quote] The womanly ass.

Such as?

R5 — I’m probably in the minority that finds the uniqueness of circ scars attractive. 🥰

I’m the obvious mastectomy chest scars and odd nipple placement.

Op is retarded

I love tatts

Dick piercings

Being a Log Cabinette.

Obsession with politics.

Fives and sixes who don't date fives and sixes...Guys who are too goodlooking so you're scared of them as you will feel inadequate plus you assume they will be dickheads so you're a dickhead first.

Urinal dividers...a HUGE turnoff!

Guys who cum too quickly. Or just once.

My poosie

Baseball caps unless you are a baseball player.

Ponytails unless you are a pony.

My fingers smell like fish.

Other gay men

A scrawny ass.

R77 is a Fag!😡

Gay men who say, “I don’t know why I can’t find a boy friend.”

Married celebrity gay couples who are major media attention whores. Looking at you Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka.

When you are talking to someone on Grindr etc, and he doesn’t remember that you have had sex before.

Pumped upper body and chicken legs

Perfume.

Chantilly lace.

R98 CHICKEN LEGS 🐓🐔🐥🐣🐤🍗🦵🦿

100% I’ve seen so many hot muscle bros that are pumped the fuck up then you look down and they’re walking around on toothpicks. Hilarious.

Every thing you can list as a turn off is a turn on for someone else.

I’m a lesbian. And therefore fat.

Icky-looking feet in plastic soccer slides. Backward-worn ball caps. Being fucking OBSESSED with bacon, brewskies, and burgers.

Dingleberries and skid marks

They own Louis Vuitton anything.

I'm the turmp supporter

Tits....

I'm his mean old bat of a mother who lives with him and simply refuses to die.

He's reached the age of 40 but never been in a relationship longer than a few months.

People who say "turn offs" instead of "turns off."

People like grammar queens who interject themselves and correct people without being invited to do so.

r112, “Oh dear.” 😂

[quote] People-like grammar queens who interject themselves and correct people without being invited to do so.

Hissssssssss!

Guys who type Hissssssss like it's some new insult from 20 years ago.

[quote]Every thing you can list as a turn off is a turn on for someone else.

R102 exactly. Several things listed here are turn ons for me. Many arent of course

Using coupons to pay for dinner at a casual dining restaurant (yes, that happened to me.)

Excessive drinking. Drug use of any kind, even on an occasional recreational basis.

Been there, done that. Never again.

R116 types O-L-D

I'm the Log Cabinette.

I'm "not fats no fems".

I'm the broccoli hair cut on a 65 year old.

I'm old man smell.

[quote] I'm "not fats no fems".

And Asians!

[quote] I'm the Log Cabinette.

That’s R83.

I'm a soccer mom bitch tryin to peep, tryin get noticed at the grocery store.

Tops with small penises.

Twat

95% of the posters on this thread haven’t had sex since the first Bush administration

I guess I’m in the 5% that have.

Pubs dyed with Just For Men.

I like mooshing your fat fat fatty fat fat face!

Mooshy! Mooshy! Mooshy!

[quote] MOLE ALERT

Those are ladybugs 🐞 on my tiny, tight, bubble-butt heinie.

My straight gentleman callers think they are adorable.

The Trumpettes of Mar-a-Lago

We’re Kimberly Guilfoyle, MTG, Boebert, Elise Stefanik, Lara Trump, and the millions of other MAGA turnoffs.

Karens

Most of these, even the no fats and no MAGA ones, have huge dick or wallet exception clauses to them for many gay men.

Caitlyn Jenner

I'm going to dispute the bad hygiene one. That used to be the case, but have you met Gen z?

Childless Cat Ladies

30th birthday,. 3 oz body fat, any hint of being fem.

Disney and/ or Disney Princess collection, this includes Hocus Pocus and Nightmare Before Christmas.

-OR-

Harry Potter obsession.

But he's a grown man.

Going after and being rejected by guys out of their league.

r140, explain. 🤔

I have to admit that femme/yass qween guys are a total dick wilter for me.

Sorry, they just are.

For you, maybe….

R146- Then you'd like me. I looks and sound straight and I'm well hung to boot.

A mama’s boy.

Bad teeth

You guys have said it all!

Bad credit or no credit. Jail time, however, is acceptable in certain cases.

Were culottes before Labor Day!

an ugly gym trainer.

Pasta that has been drained.

A life without prunes.

Using the buttocks, rectum, anus for anything other than sex.

R157 Frau

I repeat: Anything OTHER than sex.

Sliders - or worse, sliders with socks

Non-natural colored hair

Long nails - fingers or toes

Girly martinis

Smokers, from the flamboyant queens who imagine themselves as Norma Desmond, to the old bears who chain smoke pipes and cigars incorrectly thinking it makes them look manly.

I'm 55 who dresses like a 19 year old twink. I'm still vapid, vacuous and flaky.

Plastic surgery queens who look like freaky manikins but think no one can tell they had work done and how desperate they are to look young.

The kardashians and some of the Jenners.

Sings in a Gay Men’s Chorus.

Over 25 and still needs constant external validation from perfect strangers on the Internet. RED FLAG!!!

Make sure to give ample WWs to R166 and give her the validation she so desperately desires

For most gay men - Bears

I'm the vivid toenail polish.

Watches garbage reality shit like Real Housewives. Watches tv shows aimed at teenaged girls. Diva worships female pop singers.

I'm golf. The activity, the clothing, the boring men who do it, the even more boring men who watch it.

rap music.

Anyone who watches "the Real Housewives of ............."

Definitely SMALL penis.

I go to a bathhouse occasionally and these queens walk into my room and leave the door open to check on my size first before they make a commitment to shut the door and suck me off.

A vagina.

R168,

I’ve always found bears very attractive, the physical type turns me on. What turns me off is the squealing and bitchiness, and especially the gainer subculture. I find it grotesque.

[quote]I'm old man smell

I'm post-puberty teenager then man stench.

Not a lesbian thread

Bathhouses.

Nellie prisspots.

No sense of humor,

Taking yourself too seriously

Close-mindedness

Lack of interest in exercise

Lack of interest in others

Inability to be playful

Parochial attitude

Not an animal lover. And I don't mean furries, but fur-babies.

Queens with SCRAWNY asses

like her

Who is that r183

Ben Affleck

Batman

A grown-ass man linking people to his Amazon Wishlist. Or e-begging in any form for that matter.

Effeminacy. I like men because they're men, not because they're demi-women.

Not even for Christmas R187?

Some people like to know what kind of gifts they would like, including birthdays, house parties or holidays. Unless you are talking about your tacky rent boys. That's how they get paid.

Makes a big deal of his own birthday every year.

Her ( and I'm the queen who started all those posts about him)

I'm Delusions of Squalor. Po trash aint hot.

R188- Are you a dues paying member of the HE MAN Woman Haters club?

What does R188 consider to be effeminacy?

Anyone who gets more attention than him, r194

Davy Wavy.

Guys who involve their fag hags in every aspect of their lives. Fag hags generally are a massive pain in the knockers.

I never heard anyone say "That's such a turns off."

“Youse such a turns off!”

R193, R194, R195 are all flouncy, bitter, old queens who flame so hard you can see the smoke from outer space. I'd say "Pass" but I'm sure they've heard that all their life. Or are you all the same person?

R196- I couldn’t agree more.

Maybe this belongs in the - Things that annoy me thread

He annoys me. He’s not hot or even attractive to me but he thinks he’s this hot 🥵 stud and in his videos he condescendingly gives advice to guys who aren’t hot/sexy like him 🤮

He’s always reminded me of a gay Keebler Elf.

DW will hit *you* up on Grindr and then immediately demand that you send him custom photos in order to prove your authenticity to him. Like girl, please. He really does think highly of himself.

Reality

Joaquin Phoenix

[R12]: Sounds like you’re describing J.D.Vance…