My Neighbor Put Up TRUMP VANCE 2024 Yard Sign. What Do I Do? What Would You Do?

Point and laugh.

Oh for God's sake just steal it and replace it with a Harris sign like any sane person. Continue to do this until he takes a shot at you.

Actually, just put a Harris sign right in front of the Trump sign, so he can't accuse you of theft.

Burn their house down and shame them out of your neighborhood. Children in your neighborhood, not to mention your property values, need not suffer by having the toxic blight of these assholes polluting the street.

Too extreme? Ok. How about you take a page from Martha-Ann Alito's playbook and hang up a "Vergogna!" flag.

My first inclination is arson, but instead, find them on Facebook, get their email addys and sign them up for every queer, non-binary, trans and drag queen email list and you can find.

Also, do this at the local library to avoid IP tracing.

Remove the T

OP I'd like to change my answer. Definitely do what R5 suggests.

Find a better neighborhood, OP.

But, first, make a donation to Queers for Palestine in his name and publicize it widely.

Oh, I forgot NAMBLA.

I like your second option, OP. Let it go. Just like in every dick contest: Be the bigger man. Put up a Harris sign in your own yard. Host brunch at your house and make it a fundraiser. That's much more effective than engaging with your neighbor.

Your neighbor likelyl has external security cameras. If you do anything, you should expect that it will be filmed.

Second, cheeto and the hillbilly are idiots, but they're somewhat popular idiots.

The best revenge is to work tirelessly to get Harris elected, then laugh as they cry. A lawn sign is certainly NOT going to sway the election one way or another. However, if you feel it necessary, put your own sign on your lawn - with a camera to capture any idiot who decides to take it.

Put some shit on a plate and set it in front of the sign?

Grab a marker and write "ARE WEIRD" underneath

It’s illegal to take it so don’t do that.

This is obscure, but R11 is corrected.

To paraphrase a Peggy Noonan: “I’ve seen so many ____ yard signs in Northern Virginia, I’m confident (R) candidate will win.”

He didn’t win.

1. Mind your business.

2. Vote.

Just talk about them loudly enough for them to hear and say how, "weird," you think the sign and they are.

Apparently being called weird triggers them.

^err, correct

Ignore it and carry on with your life.

Trumpers are pitiful.

How would you like it if the only validation you ever felt was based upon your stupidity in supporting Trump?

And then, to add self-insult to injury, you actually want attention for that by displaying a Trump sign.

I would put a giant cat sticker over it. or, a bunch of smalcat stickers

OP, I don't have time to deal with this tonight, I'm in the middle of a project...I'll get back to you tomorrow.

Shoot it

Put a sign in your yard with an arrow pointing to their sign and just write " Weirdo," or " Felon."

Put a couch next to it.

You need to out creep them.

I'm sure this guy would be willing to help.

Put out an old worn-out couch on your lawn and put a JD Vance cardboard cut-out on it.

"Would you trust this man with your couch?"

My first impulse was to run up on them and pull a Rambo. Then I chilled….

Put a second sign down that says “I’m brainwashed. Save me!”

I would tell them: "You know what, I'm so glad we're becoming less divided. I completely agree with JD Vance in terms of hating the police and Trump being a vile fascist!"

Spray paint it.

Sign them up for every Gay organization out there. Make sure they get mail. And lay ow. Don't speak or smile or wave or glower and frown etc. Act like they're invisible.

If you got something to say about my Trump Vance sign, say it to my face.

I would, r32, but it's buried in Trump's ass.

I thought Henny Youngman was dead.

I mean, you at least gotta take a dump in his flower beds or something.

Easy, OP. Swat them.

Tell him his sign will be a collector’s item once Trump ends voting.

Definitely don't steal the sign or do anything else that might feed into his victimhood complex.

Put up a big American flag (if u dont already have one) and a Harris sign. , we have a few maga neighbors that have red white blue bunting, decor, flags etc with the trump sign. It psses them off when they see a Dem showing any sort of patriotic decor as they think it is exclusively their domain.

You just drive by it and go home. Le me guess? You need to know what to do with the humble bragger and office floozy? Am I right?

R40 No. Your'e not right. Does always being wrong hurt?

No. But at least i don't see a neighbors political sign and feel I have to find another place to live.

I can't even see R40. I'm guessing nothing has been lost.

Cover up JD with the name Vivian.

Slap a nude photo of Melania over it.

Give him some sticks of Maybelline

Put up a Harris sign and also a big ass US flag--it's important not to let Trumpies appropriate symbols of the country.

Don't do or say anything. Just take comfort in knowing you've been given the sense to realize old criminally-inclined, quasi-facist politicians with contempt for American democracy shouldn't serve another term as President of the United States. Then make sure to vote in November to make sure that doesn't happen.

Or take R4's advice and fly a Vergogna! flag worthy of a seal of approval from Mrs. Alito.

Ignore. Do you really want to die on that hill?

Magats are scary and sometimes armed. I would do nothing. Just be content with the knowledge that you are a better person. They might as well have just put up a sign that said "WE ARE MORONS."

Have you tried ignoring it? I know it’s hard for someone with OCD but you should at least make and attempt to be a civil human being who is not prone to bouts of mania.

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I’d put up an anti Project 2025 signs. It pretty much says it all.

There's only one thing you can do OP:

Put a big ol' shotgun shell through it. They like guns, right?

Very sorry-too close for comfort.

Yes,you need to relocate-NOW!

Just curious, but do you live in a state where his or your vote actually matters - you know, are you in one of the so-called battleground states? .. And secondly, how does your county or precinct usually go? Republican or Democrat? Who won there in 2020? Are Trumpsters all around you, or are you part of a blue majority?

Try not to worry about people engaging in public stupidity, unless it involves firearms.

If it involves firearms, go back inside and call 9-1-1.

I’m in a purplish part of a blue state. One of my neighbors put up his “Trump: take America back” flag about a month ago and got admonished by our HOA (you’re only allowed political signage within two weeks of an election in our community). Ever since he’s been flying an upside-down American flag. He’s a jackass.

I’m not a flag person but it makes me want to put up a year-round rainbow flag just to chap his hide.

Don’t do anything. You know they have surveillance cameras aimed at it and will press charges to anyone who messes with it. They’re daring you…. Resist temptation!

In my town there was a large(ish) TRUMP sign on an empty plot of land on a Walmart property. 2 days ago I drove by and someone had set fire to it and burned most of it down. This is in Georgia by the way. I couldn't have been prouder.

My dachshunds pee on the tRump signs a neighbor has at the edge of the curb by her mailbox. It is the highlight of our very early morning walks when no one is around.

R63 Yeah, my pup is allowed to go on Trump and Blue Lives lawns.

Point and snigger.

Fill a pot with dog piss and drench the sign.

Take it down in the night

I love this thread

There’s only one response, OP.

Living in the SF Bay Area can’t imagine what that’s like but even here Trumpers are encroaching slowly so no where will be safe.

Cross out "Vance" and replace it with "Couch Fucker."

Leave a couch in the drive way. The Vance sign indicates it’s a drop off zone.

VistaPrint creates and sells yard signs starting at $12.00.

I suggest "CAPONE/CLAMPETT 2024. A better choice".

Not a neighbor but a nearby business put up a Trump and Republican township supervisor candidate (also a convicted felon) sign. Someone else made a sign with an arrow,”Both Felons”. I thought that was clever. But it got removed pretty quickly. I wouldn’t do that to a neighbor.

Draw a mushroom cock under Trump’s name.

OP: What will you do if the neighbor retaliates and does all kinds of shit to YOU?

Leave the sign be.

Shoot holes in it

Talk with your neighbors. You could all put up 'Harris 2024' signs. Or, you could all put up 'Trump Is a Convicted Felon' signs.

Put up a sign with Dwayne Elizondo Moutain Dew Herbert Camacho 2024. See if they scratch their heads.

Why start a message war? If you do something to the sign, they will retaliate with greater glee than you can imagine. How many of your Trumpian neighbors could own weapons of war? How likely will you be able to convince them not to use them on you or your neighbors? Remember, these people are not rational.

Then there's the old adage, "Do unto others..."

But up a large Bugs Bunny sign instead.

Very apolitical.

OP, you should grab your AR-15 rifle and use the yard sign for target practice.

My neighbor watches me incessantly. Every time I leave or come home, the motherfucker is eye screwing me. I recently started giving him the middle finger. It has made no difference. I hate that bastard.

I can lend you one of my flags.

Vergogna!

When you get down with pigs you will also get dirty and THE PIG LOVES IT.

Display your gay pride flag instead.

That should tell your story well enough.

He put that sign because he welcomes the controversy/fight. Say nothing unless you are up to a serious-escalating-confrontation. He knows what scares you-he has from the very beginning-don’t give him any help-he knows too much already.

Go over and shit on it

[quote]Go over and shit on it

The yard sign is already a pile of shit, no need to add more to it.

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