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Ranking Celebrity Penises In Hollywood

Interesting ranking, too bad it's not complete ((

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by Anonymousreply 36July 31, 2024 8:40 PM

I thought it was pretty well agreed Affleck's penis in Gone Girl was a fake.

by Anonymousreply 1July 30, 2024 6:23 PM

Terrence Howard needs to wear a fake penis.

by Anonymousreply 2July 30, 2024 6:34 PM

I loved the scene of Mark Ruffalo lounging naked in bed in In The Cut. I thought he looked so sexy and the dick, hairy chest, and hairy stomach looked good!

by Anonymousreply 3July 30, 2024 6:43 PM

When did Bomer ever show peen

by Anonymousreply 4July 30, 2024 6:44 PM

[quote] I loved the scene of Mark Ruffalo lounging naked in bed in In The Cut. I thought he looked so sexy and the dick, hairy chest, and hairy stomach looked good!

He was at his peak hotness around this period. The only good thing about that film was Ruffalo.

by Anonymousreply 5July 30, 2024 6:46 PM

Now this is the type of DL content I’m paying good money for.

Keep it up.

by Anonymousreply 6July 30, 2024 8:00 PM

[Quote] When did Bomer ever show peen?

Maybe try clicking on the article R4?

by Anonymousreply 7July 30, 2024 8:17 PM

In Bobby Browns book, she says that Leonardo is bigger than Tommy Lee.

by Anonymousreply 8July 30, 2024 8:50 PM

[quote] I thought it was pretty well agreed Affleck's penis in Gone Girl was a fake.

So was [bold]mine![/bold]

by Anonymousreply 9July 30, 2024 9:17 PM

Tammy Cruise?

by Anonymousreply 10July 30, 2024 9:26 PM

Yeah, article fails at the first hurdle. That clearly isn’t Affleck’s real dick.

by Anonymousreply 11July 30, 2024 9:28 PM

Toss back the mutilated.

by Anonymousreply 12July 30, 2024 9:31 PM

Are they confusing biggest penis with the biggest dick in Hollywood?

by Anonymousreply 13July 30, 2024 9:44 PM

R7 he just showed a bit of dick root and no head.

by Anonymousreply 14July 30, 2024 9:46 PM

I've always heard Tom and Leah both used body doubles for their nude scenes in All the Right Moves. I think that was pretty common in the 80s.

by Anonymousreply 15July 30, 2024 10:33 PM

*sorts in descending order by size*

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2024 10:37 PM

Girth and ball size were not added as slicer to this model. As a DL data analyst, these matters are important.

by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2024 10:40 PM

no Jon Hamm? I always heard he was packing an extra big one.

by Anonymousreply 18July 30, 2024 10:49 PM

I think they only listed men who have supposedly shown dick. although they should say actors not celebrities because no Peter Steele, the list is invalid.

by Anonymousreply 19July 30, 2024 10:53 PM

Team Josh O'Connor

by Anonymousreply 20July 31, 2024 12:35 AM

Team Graham Phillips

by Anonymousreply 21July 31, 2024 12:39 AM

Josh O'Connor team

by Anonymousreply 22July 31, 2024 12:39 AM

Keanu got his dick from his Asian dad..unfortunately.

by Anonymousreply 23July 31, 2024 1:22 AM

There's a reason she's always the bottom.

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by Anonymousreply 24July 31, 2024 1:35 AM

Jake gyllenhall is on the chart but not mentioned in the article…

by Anonymousreply 25July 31, 2024 2:17 AM

Where am I on the list?

by Anonymousreply 26July 31, 2024 2:40 AM

David Duchovny is older now but the word always was he was quite endowed. I think Tea Leoni was a walking UTI for a while.

by Anonymousreply 27July 31, 2024 2:51 AM

Some really nice bushes in that article as well.

by Anonymousreply 28July 31, 2024 5:03 AM

Weird that Jesse Williams isn’t on the list.

by Anonymousreply 29July 31, 2024 1:01 PM

Harvey Keitel is rarely included in these lists, but from what I remember of The Piano and Bad Lieutenant, he had a decent dick.

by Anonymousreply 30July 31, 2024 1:31 PM

Remember, the camera adds an inch or so.

by Anonymousreply 31July 31, 2024 2:25 PM

[quote]When did Bomer ever show peen? Maybe try clicking on the article [R4]?

It's barely visible and you can't even seen the entire length.

by Anonymousreply 32July 31, 2024 3:22 PM

Why are we so obsessed with flaccid length. The hardon is the shit, not mister softee.

by Anonymousreply 33July 31, 2024 3:44 PM

What aspie moron put this together?

by Anonymousreply 34July 31, 2024 6:34 PM

[quote] The hardon is the shit

Honey, no one has said the shit since 2001.

by Anonymousreply 35July 31, 2024 6:34 PM

That comment was the shit, r35

by Anonymousreply 36July 31, 2024 8:40 PM
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