I rimmed him half an hour before I got out of the door
I got to the office with my bf pussy’s smell all over my face
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 19, 2024 10:52 AM |
That’s shit, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 30, 2024 4:53 PM |
Stealth scat thread.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 30, 2024 4:53 PM |
I suppose it doesn't matter as much on the loading dock.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 30, 2024 4:54 PM |
OP was busy loading Dick
by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 30, 2024 4:56 PM |
OP = Shitty Little Ann
by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 30, 2024 5:02 PM |
op is a real shitface!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 30, 2024 5:02 PM |
Unless your boyfriend is trans there is no way he can have a pussy. Also you can't rim a pussy. I think you mean butthole. Regardless, there is something clearly wrong with you if you are rimming dirty buttholes and then going to work without showering or at least just washing your face and rinsing with mouthwash.
I pray that you are an EST and that you and your boyfriend aren't a couple of actual schizoid slobs with poor hygiene. You filthy dirty bastards.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 30, 2024 5:06 PM |
Oh, we noticed the smear on your nose when you came in, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | July 30, 2024 5:08 PM |
That's right, OP. Show those homophobes at work what you're made of. Let them get a whiff of buss every time they speak to you.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | July 30, 2024 5:10 PM |
Kevin Sessums thread.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | July 30, 2024 5:17 PM |
Someone is going to report you to HR by the end of the day. Better have your story ready.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | July 30, 2024 5:18 PM |
[quote] Someone is going to report you to HR by the end of the day. Better have your story ready.
Thanks for the heads up, Karen.
Or Ginny. Or Janice.
Or whatever the fuck your name is.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | July 30, 2024 5:24 PM |
Buss? You mean [italic]ass,[/italic] r9.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | July 30, 2024 5:24 PM |
r11 "I was assaulted by bussy breath without my consent!"
by Anonymous | reply 14 | July 30, 2024 5:25 PM |
his name is BUSSY MALONE
by Anonymous | reply 15 | July 30, 2024 5:26 PM |
R7 why can’t you rim a pussy? What’s the difference between eating out and rimming?
by Anonymous | reply 16 | July 30, 2024 5:26 PM |
You sound methy
by Anonymous | reply 17 | July 30, 2024 5:29 PM |
What a brown nose.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | July 30, 2024 5:33 PM |
At the very least, someone will leave an anonymous gift basket of mouthwash, after-shave cologne, toothbrush, toothpaste, and breath mints.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | July 30, 2024 6:04 PM |
Datalounge should start asking for i.d.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | July 30, 2024 10:12 PM |
It’s not pee, it’s squirt.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | July 30, 2024 10:49 PM |
Don't go kissing your co-workers upon arrival.
And if you have an early morning meeting, head to the restroom and wash your face, bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | July 30, 2024 11:04 PM |
Grab a Dude Wipe or splash some Jean Nate on a paper towel and wipe your face, friend.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | July 31, 2024 12:18 AM |
OMG the OP is Trump, and that finally explains this:
by Anonymous | reply 24 | July 31, 2024 12:21 AM |
I noticed this on a friend once....I knew straight away what it was lmao
by Anonymous | reply 25 | September 11, 2024 8:42 PM |
You'll just smell like the Big Macs.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | September 11, 2024 8:46 PM |
R7 you do know a pussy ISN'T a pussy either, it's a vagina. It is a name given to a vagina that can just as easily be given to an asshole.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | September 11, 2024 9:02 PM |
I love that smell too OP. Smells just like sex. I like to get it on my fingers too so I can sniff it all day. Instant boner.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | September 11, 2024 9:04 PM |
Not only do you not have mussy on your face, you don’t have a boyfriend bitch. Don’t lie to us again.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | September 11, 2024 9:07 PM |
Well go to the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice and other detritus off your face, you stupid cow.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | September 11, 2024 9:10 PM |
OP unknowingly walking around with a kernel of corn on his chin.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | September 11, 2024 9:14 PM |
So, you gave a whole new meaning to going to work shitfaced, OP.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | September 11, 2024 9:26 PM |
Corn? When did I put corn in my lunch?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | September 11, 2024 10:00 PM |
You’re very confused op
by Anonymous | reply 34 | September 11, 2024 10:10 PM |
My pussy stinks.
And so does Miss Opie's face.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | September 11, 2024 11:22 PM |
How off-putting.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | September 12, 2024 1:11 AM |
Whore.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | September 12, 2024 2:13 AM |
Bump
by Anonymous | reply 38 | October 18, 2024 6:50 AM |
R7 sounds fun and not at all judgy and dismissive.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | October 18, 2024 8:57 AM |
[quote][R7] you do know a pussy ISN'T a pussy either, it's a vagina. It is a name given to a vagina that can just as easily be given to an asshole.
If we're going to get specific, r27, it isn't vagina, but rather a vulva.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | October 18, 2024 8:58 AM |
Why go into the office if you insist on working rimotely?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | October 18, 2024 9:06 AM |
Sorry but that is just vile.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | October 18, 2024 9:13 AM |
Love this DL high jinks-keep going.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | October 18, 2024 10:46 AM |
The OP has no idea what a pussy tastes like. He is playing pretend.
.
And no the man’s ass your are eating is not really your daddy or your little boy.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | October 18, 2024 10:53 AM |
You felt the need to tell us that you were a disgusting piece of shit...why?
YATA you smell like asshole
by Anonymous | reply 45 | October 18, 2024 10:56 AM |
R45, that’s the best you could do?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | October 18, 2024 11:29 AM |
At least he only SMELLS like an asshole, R45.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | October 18, 2024 1:36 PM |
How VIVID...
by Anonymous | reply 48 | October 18, 2024 2:22 PM |
OP, you should try a real pussy and let us know how it compares to ass.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | October 18, 2024 8:36 PM |
We noticed. Not appreciated.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | October 18, 2024 9:07 PM |
There are many witty responses in this thread, but R24 and R32 are the best. Thanks for making me laugh! 🤣
by Anonymous | reply 51 | October 18, 2024 9:17 PM |
[quote]If we're going to get specific, R27, it isn't vagina, but rather a vulva.
Who cares? This is the Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | October 18, 2024 9:21 PM |
OP’s old crone coworker in the cubicle next door
by Anonymous | reply 53 | October 18, 2024 9:48 PM |
Nasty
by Anonymous | reply 54 | October 18, 2024 9:51 PM |
OP should try a real pussy then see if he can tell a difference, blindfolded of course.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | October 19, 2024 9:17 AM |
I cannot eat ass. No matter how horny I am. I am not...I cannot eat ass. Yuck.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | October 19, 2024 9:26 AM |
Where does he get off?
by Anonymous | reply 57 | October 19, 2024 10:00 AM |
Q Helen what is that smell?
A it’s Bob. Once again. His ass eating is one thing but that asshole does not wash his face or brush his teeth after eating another asshole.
Q where the fuck is HR located?.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | October 19, 2024 10:27 AM |
Q —Helen how do you know it’s ass eating ?
A —that asshole will be walking thru the office in no time telling everyone, none of whom have ever asked, how he ate his BF ass for hours and then did not wash off because he loves the pussy ass smell all over his face.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | October 19, 2024 10:52 AM |