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I got to the office with my bf pussy’s smell all over my face

I rimmed him half an hour before I got out of the door

by Anonymousreply 59October 19, 2024 10:52 AM

That’s shit, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1July 30, 2024 4:53 PM

Stealth scat thread.

by Anonymousreply 2July 30, 2024 4:53 PM

I suppose it doesn't matter as much on the loading dock.

by Anonymousreply 3July 30, 2024 4:54 PM

OP was busy loading Dick

by Anonymousreply 4July 30, 2024 4:56 PM

OP = Shitty Little Ann

by Anonymousreply 5July 30, 2024 5:02 PM

op is a real shitface!

by Anonymousreply 6July 30, 2024 5:02 PM

Unless your boyfriend is trans there is no way he can have a pussy. Also you can't rim a pussy. I think you mean butthole. Regardless, there is something clearly wrong with you if you are rimming dirty buttholes and then going to work without showering or at least just washing your face and rinsing with mouthwash.

I pray that you are an EST and that you and your boyfriend aren't a couple of actual schizoid slobs with poor hygiene. You filthy dirty bastards.

by Anonymousreply 7July 30, 2024 5:06 PM

Oh, we noticed the smear on your nose when you came in, OP.

by Anonymousreply 8July 30, 2024 5:08 PM

That's right, OP. Show those homophobes at work what you're made of. Let them get a whiff of buss every time they speak to you.

by Anonymousreply 9July 30, 2024 5:10 PM

Kevin Sessums thread.

by Anonymousreply 10July 30, 2024 5:17 PM

Someone is going to report you to HR by the end of the day. Better have your story ready.

by Anonymousreply 11July 30, 2024 5:18 PM

[quote] Someone is going to report you to HR by the end of the day. Better have your story ready.

Thanks for the heads up, Karen.

Or Ginny. Or Janice.

Or whatever the fuck your name is.

by Anonymousreply 12July 30, 2024 5:24 PM

Buss? You mean [italic]ass,[/italic] r9.

by Anonymousreply 13July 30, 2024 5:24 PM

r11 "I was assaulted by bussy breath without my consent!"

by Anonymousreply 14July 30, 2024 5:25 PM

his name is BUSSY MALONE

by Anonymousreply 15July 30, 2024 5:26 PM

R7 why can’t you rim a pussy? What’s the difference between eating out and rimming?

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2024 5:26 PM

You sound methy

by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2024 5:29 PM

What a brown nose.

by Anonymousreply 18July 30, 2024 5:33 PM

At the very least, someone will leave an anonymous gift basket of mouthwash, after-shave cologne, toothbrush, toothpaste, and breath mints.

by Anonymousreply 19July 30, 2024 6:04 PM

Datalounge should start asking for i.d.

by Anonymousreply 20July 30, 2024 10:12 PM

It’s not pee, it’s squirt.

by Anonymousreply 21July 30, 2024 10:49 PM

Don't go kissing your co-workers upon arrival.

And if you have an early morning meeting, head to the restroom and wash your face, bitch.

by Anonymousreply 22July 30, 2024 11:04 PM

Grab a Dude Wipe or splash some Jean Nate on a paper towel and wipe your face, friend.

by Anonymousreply 23July 31, 2024 12:18 AM

OMG the OP is Trump, and that finally explains this:

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by Anonymousreply 24July 31, 2024 12:21 AM

I noticed this on a friend once....I knew straight away what it was lmao

by Anonymousreply 25September 11, 2024 8:42 PM

You'll just smell like the Big Macs.

by Anonymousreply 26September 11, 2024 8:46 PM

R7 you do know a pussy ISN'T a pussy either, it's a vagina. It is a name given to a vagina that can just as easily be given to an asshole.

by Anonymousreply 27September 11, 2024 9:02 PM

I love that smell too OP. Smells just like sex. I like to get it on my fingers too so I can sniff it all day. Instant boner.

by Anonymousreply 28September 11, 2024 9:04 PM

Not only do you not have mussy on your face, you don’t have a boyfriend bitch. Don’t lie to us again.

by Anonymousreply 29September 11, 2024 9:07 PM

Well go to the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice and other detritus off your face, you stupid cow.

by Anonymousreply 30September 11, 2024 9:10 PM

OP unknowingly walking around with a kernel of corn on his chin.

by Anonymousreply 31September 11, 2024 9:14 PM

So, you gave a whole new meaning to going to work shitfaced, OP.

by Anonymousreply 32September 11, 2024 9:26 PM

Corn? When did I put corn in my lunch?

by Anonymousreply 33September 11, 2024 10:00 PM

You’re very confused op

by Anonymousreply 34September 11, 2024 10:10 PM

My pussy stinks.

And so does Miss Opie's face.

by Anonymousreply 35September 11, 2024 11:22 PM

How off-putting.

by Anonymousreply 36September 12, 2024 1:11 AM

Whore.

by Anonymousreply 37September 12, 2024 2:13 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 38October 18, 2024 6:50 AM

R7 sounds fun and not at all judgy and dismissive.

by Anonymousreply 39October 18, 2024 8:57 AM

[quote][R7] you do know a pussy ISN'T a pussy either, it's a vagina. It is a name given to a vagina that can just as easily be given to an asshole.

If we're going to get specific, r27, it isn't vagina, but rather a vulva.

by Anonymousreply 40October 18, 2024 8:58 AM

Why go into the office if you insist on working rimotely?

by Anonymousreply 41October 18, 2024 9:06 AM

Sorry but that is just vile.

by Anonymousreply 42October 18, 2024 9:13 AM

Love this DL high jinks-keep going.

by Anonymousreply 43October 18, 2024 10:46 AM

The OP has no idea what a pussy tastes like. He is playing pretend.

.

And no the man’s ass your are eating is not really your daddy or your little boy.

by Anonymousreply 44October 18, 2024 10:53 AM

You felt the need to tell us that you were a disgusting piece of shit...why?

YATA you smell like asshole

by Anonymousreply 45October 18, 2024 10:56 AM

R45, that’s the best you could do?

by Anonymousreply 46October 18, 2024 11:29 AM

At least he only SMELLS like an asshole, R45.

by Anonymousreply 47October 18, 2024 1:36 PM

How VIVID...

by Anonymousreply 48October 18, 2024 2:22 PM

OP, you should try a real pussy and let us know how it compares to ass.

by Anonymousreply 49October 18, 2024 8:36 PM

We noticed. Not appreciated.

by Anonymousreply 50October 18, 2024 9:07 PM

There are many witty responses in this thread, but R24 and R32 are the best. Thanks for making me laugh! 🤣

by Anonymousreply 51October 18, 2024 9:17 PM

[quote]If we're going to get specific, R27, it isn't vagina, but rather a vulva.

Who cares? This is the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 52October 18, 2024 9:21 PM

OP’s old crone coworker in the cubicle next door

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by Anonymousreply 53October 18, 2024 9:48 PM

Nasty

by Anonymousreply 54October 18, 2024 9:51 PM

OP should try a real pussy then see if he can tell a difference, blindfolded of course.

by Anonymousreply 55October 19, 2024 9:17 AM

I cannot eat ass. No matter how horny I am. I am not...I cannot eat ass. Yuck.

by Anonymousreply 56October 19, 2024 9:26 AM

Where does he get off?

by Anonymousreply 57October 19, 2024 10:00 AM

Q Helen what is that smell?

A it’s Bob. Once again. His ass eating is one thing but that asshole does not wash his face or brush his teeth after eating another asshole.

Q where the fuck is HR located?.

by Anonymousreply 58October 19, 2024 10:27 AM

Q —Helen how do you know it’s ass eating ?

A —that asshole will be walking thru the office in no time telling everyone, none of whom have ever asked, how he ate his BF ass for hours and then did not wash off because he loves the pussy ass smell all over his face.

by Anonymousreply 59October 19, 2024 10:52 AM
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