I got to the office with my bf pussy’s smell all over my face

That’s shit, OP.

Stealth scat thread.

I suppose it doesn't matter as much on the loading dock.

OP was busy loading Dick

OP = Shitty Little Ann

op is a real shitface!

Unless your boyfriend is trans there is no way he can have a pussy. Also you can't rim a pussy. I think you mean butthole. Regardless, there is something clearly wrong with you if you are rimming dirty buttholes and then going to work without showering or at least just washing your face and rinsing with mouthwash.

I pray that you are an EST and that you and your boyfriend aren't a couple of actual schizoid slobs with poor hygiene. You filthy dirty bastards.

Oh, we noticed the smear on your nose when you came in, OP.

That's right, OP. Show those homophobes at work what you're made of. Let them get a whiff of buss every time they speak to you.

Kevin Sessums thread.

Someone is going to report you to HR by the end of the day. Better have your story ready.

[quote] Someone is going to report you to HR by the end of the day. Better have your story ready.

Thanks for the heads up, Karen.

Or Ginny. Or Janice.

Or whatever the fuck your name is.

Buss? You mean [italic]ass,[/italic] r9.

r11 "I was assaulted by bussy breath without my consent!"

his name is BUSSY MALONE

R7 why can’t you rim a pussy? What’s the difference between eating out and rimming?

You sound methy

What a brown nose.

At the very least, someone will leave an anonymous gift basket of mouthwash, after-shave cologne, toothbrush, toothpaste, and breath mints.

Datalounge should start asking for i.d.

It’s not pee, it’s squirt.

Don't go kissing your co-workers upon arrival.

And if you have an early morning meeting, head to the restroom and wash your face, bitch.

Grab a Dude Wipe or splash some Jean Nate on a paper towel and wipe your face, friend.

OMG the OP is Trump, and that finally explains this:

I noticed this on a friend once....I knew straight away what it was lmao

You'll just smell like the Big Macs.

R7 you do know a pussy ISN'T a pussy either, it's a vagina. It is a name given to a vagina that can just as easily be given to an asshole.

I love that smell too OP. Smells just like sex. I like to get it on my fingers too so I can sniff it all day. Instant boner.

Not only do you not have mussy on your face, you don’t have a boyfriend bitch. Don’t lie to us again.

Well go to the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice and other detritus off your face, you stupid cow.

OP unknowingly walking around with a kernel of corn on his chin.

So, you gave a whole new meaning to going to work shitfaced, OP.

Corn? When did I put corn in my lunch?

You’re very confused op

My pussy stinks.

And so does Miss Opie's face.

How off-putting.

Whore.

Bump

R7 sounds fun and not at all judgy and dismissive.

[quote][R7] you do know a pussy ISN'T a pussy either, it's a vagina. It is a name given to a vagina that can just as easily be given to an asshole.

If we're going to get specific, r27, it isn't vagina, but rather a vulva.

Why go into the office if you insist on working rimotely?

Sorry but that is just vile.

Love this DL high jinks-keep going.

The OP has no idea what a pussy tastes like. He is playing pretend.

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And no the man’s ass your are eating is not really your daddy or your little boy.

You felt the need to tell us that you were a disgusting piece of shit...why?

YATA you smell like asshole

R45, that’s the best you could do?

At least he only SMELLS like an asshole, R45.

How VIVID...

OP, you should try a real pussy and let us know how it compares to ass.

We noticed. Not appreciated.

There are many witty responses in this thread, but R24 and R32 are the best. Thanks for making me laugh! 🤣

[quote]If we're going to get specific, R27, it isn't vagina, but rather a vulva.

Who cares? This is the Datalounge.

OP’s old crone coworker in the cubicle next door

Nasty

OP should try a real pussy then see if he can tell a difference, blindfolded of course.

I cannot eat ass. No matter how horny I am. I am not...I cannot eat ass. Yuck.

Where does he get off?

Q Helen what is that smell?

A it’s Bob. Once again. His ass eating is one thing but that asshole does not wash his face or brush his teeth after eating another asshole.

Q where the fuck is HR located?.

Q —Helen how do you know it’s ass eating ?

A —that asshole will be walking thru the office in no time telling everyone, none of whom have ever asked, how he ate his BF ass for hours and then did not wash off because he loves the pussy ass smell all over his face.