Jules Bouyer's bulge, which was making a big splash despite his teeny weeny swimsuit.
I checked out his instagram I can’t decipher if he’s gay
by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 30, 2024 12:40 PM |
I've seen the photo in the OP numerous times over the last couple of days and I'm still not sick of it.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 30, 2024 1:12 PM |
He's adorable. And delightfully uncut. Nice nipples too.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | August 3, 2024 3:09 PM |
Big taters, Normal meat.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | August 3, 2024 3:14 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 5 | August 3, 2024 3:17 PM |
Eula Mae! Get me the smellin' salts!
by Anonymous | reply 6 | August 3, 2024 3:17 PM |
It's like he's looking up to thank his maker for being given such a gift.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | August 3, 2024 3:18 PM |
And a perfect 10 from the DL Judge
by Anonymous | reply 8 | August 3, 2024 3:19 PM |
Free undies for life! Match that, Depends!
by Anonymous | reply 9 | August 3, 2024 3:20 PM |
Momma's Mussy is wetter than an Olympic sized pool!
by Anonymous | reply 10 | August 3, 2024 3:27 PM |
More famous for the bulge than his sport.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | August 3, 2024 3:45 PM |
Now if he could just get arrested....
by Anonymous | reply 12 | August 3, 2024 3:54 PM |
Is it pointing up? that’s psycho behavior…
by Anonymous | reply 13 | August 3, 2024 4:01 PM |
I'm guessing the pool is heated.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | August 3, 2024 4:18 PM |
A long pole can be a curse as well as a blessing…
by Anonymous | reply 15 | August 3, 2024 4:26 PM |
[italic]Zut alors![/italic]
by Anonymous | reply 16 | August 3, 2024 5:22 PM |
Apparently my dream vacation awaits in France.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | August 3, 2024 6:42 PM |
Why is there a line at my door in the Olympic Village? Are they here to mock me?
by Anonymous | reply 18 | August 3, 2024 6:48 PM |
R15 Poor guy will develop a fetish for being smacked in the bits with a stick.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | August 3, 2024 6:50 PM |
How many times must our dicks betray us?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | August 3, 2024 6:51 PM |
Stop looking at his crotch, it's not right!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | August 3, 2024 6:54 PM |
I hear that, being as endowed as he is and short-waisted, he can blow himself without stooping should the now-famous member head skyward out of that insufficiently secured swimsuit waistband.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | August 3, 2024 7:41 PM |
Eh. It's that impressive
by Anonymous | reply 23 | August 3, 2024 7:46 PM |
[quote] I hear that, being as endowed as he is
Never play roulette.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | August 3, 2024 9:03 PM |
R22 No need, when he's got a friend around to help out.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | August 3, 2024 9:19 PM |
The underwear company even sent a fitter to make sure that Bouyer's lifetime supply of undies fit him properly.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | August 3, 2024 9:29 PM |
Let's try that again.
Eh. It's [bold]not[/bold] that impressive.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | August 3, 2024 9:32 PM |
R15, unfortunately there's also a bulge in the 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 of Ammirati's pants, evident as he walks away.
Gross.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | August 3, 2024 10:28 PM |
He apparently didn't take a cold shower before suiting up.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | August 3, 2024 10:38 PM |
I watched that several times R28. What is that, a prolapsed ass? Turd?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | August 3, 2024 11:04 PM |
That's my boy!
by Anonymous | reply 31 | August 3, 2024 11:13 PM |
The Olympics have been a wonderful celebration of zee French peen!
by Anonymous | reply 32 | August 3, 2024 11:18 PM |
Monsieur Bouyer hails from Annecy in Haute-Savoie, bordering Italy and Switzerland. Bouyer is the regional variant of Boyer, Boièr, Bouvier, meaning "oxherd."
I'd like him to herd his ox into my corral.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | August 4, 2024 12:19 AM |
R33 His ox might be too mighty for your box canyon.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | August 4, 2024 12:38 AM |
May we - as the French say.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | August 5, 2024 2:58 PM |
Can we say OnlyFans boys and girls?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | August 5, 2024 3:56 PM |
That godly bulge aside, what I find hot really hot about him is his face—it’s just beautiful. He is classically handsome—and that smile! So handsome.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | August 6, 2024 4:20 PM |
That chipmunk-faced think Tom Daley could NEVER
by Anonymous | reply 38 | August 6, 2024 4:24 PM |
^twink
by Anonymous | reply 39 | August 6, 2024 4:25 PM |
The guy is basic with a big dick.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | August 7, 2024 12:49 AM |
Is he a homosexualist?
by Anonymous | reply 41 | August 7, 2024 1:25 PM |
Aren't they all?
by Anonymous | reply 42 | August 7, 2024 2:26 PM |
Just leave me alone, ok? I have to go meet with this pole vaulter guy - something about having a large package for me?
by Anonymous | reply 43 | August 13, 2024 8:27 AM |
He's a good looker
by Anonymous | reply 44 | August 13, 2024 8:37 AM |
Andrew Tate, eat your heart out!
by Anonymous | reply 45 | August 13, 2024 9:47 AM |
R45 He'd have a psychotic break, confronted with such glorious equipment.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | August 13, 2024 10:53 PM |
R45 Tate and Bryan Hawn should hate fuck.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | August 13, 2024 10:55 PM |