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My partner and I invited a couple over for a 4-way Sunday night, and we asked them if they had any special turn-ons or turn-offs. One of them wrote back, "My partner likes farts, and I have an aversion to princess tiny meat." Is the latter a legitimate thing to say as an answer? My late mom back in the Midwest would have been horrified and called that being picky.
Now your questions.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 30, 2024 12:39 AM |
Brava!
| by Anonymous | reply 1 | July 29, 2024 11:57 PM |
That's disgusting, OP! Who wants to be around farts?
Rejecting tiny meat is always the right call, however.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | July 30, 2024 12:02 AM |
OP your threads are always stupid.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | July 30, 2024 12:08 AM |
What a great opportunity to have a Dutch Oven theme in both the kitchen AND the bedroom!
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | July 30, 2024 12:10 AM |
Yellow makes for the best yellow.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | July 30, 2024 12:11 AM |
Farts are the gateway to scat wraps for lunch.
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | July 30, 2024 12:38 AM |
OP, you the one who axed.
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | July 30, 2024 12:39 AM |
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