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Breaking Giligan’s Island film confirmed.

Doja Cat cast as Ginger. No other casting confirmed. Film will be a spoof like 21 Jump Street.

by Anonymousreply 13July 29, 2024 11:23 PM

Will this be a three-hour tour?

by Anonymousreply 1July 29, 2024 9:08 PM

Is this from the same trusted news source that said David Caruso was dead?

by Anonymousreply 2July 29, 2024 9:09 PM

Who’s going to play Gilligan? I don’t think you can find someone in his 20s who is as small and skinny as Bob Denver these days. I don’t think he even weighed 125 lbs. He was an adult essentially playing a toddler.

by Anonymousreply 3July 29, 2024 9:45 PM

There was one released already.

Yeah, I'm talking about that vomitive bi-porn parody with Michael Delray and Dale Savage

by Anonymousreply 4July 29, 2024 9:48 PM

Great link, OP, you fat moron.

by Anonymousreply 5July 29, 2024 9:49 PM

What an incredibly bad idea.

by Anonymousreply 6July 29, 2024 10:01 PM

Is it all black casting?

by Anonymousreply 7July 29, 2024 10:02 PM

Lady Gaga as Gilligan

Beyonce as Ginger

Taylor Swift as Mary Ann

by Anonymousreply 8July 29, 2024 10:07 PM

[quote] I don’t think you can find someone in his 20s who is as small and skinny as Bob Denver these days.

Timmeh!

by Anonymousreply 9July 29, 2024 10:12 PM

A wise woman once said "I have sufficient"

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by Anonymousreply 10July 29, 2024 10:19 PM

Kanye as Thurston Howell III with Bianca baring her nipples as Lovey.

by Anonymousreply 11July 29, 2024 10:40 PM

The island this time should something in Jamaica Bay in New York. People have gotten stranded there for months at a time.

by Anonymousreply 12July 29, 2024 11:02 PM

Lovey is going to have a hard time keeping her burka clean. Mohammad Howell III is going to stone her to death with some coconuts if you can't eat off the hut floor.

by Anonymousreply 13July 29, 2024 11:23 PM
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