Will Trump Drop Vance?: Part 2

If Dump is going to drop Vance, he only has 8 days left to do it.

This should have been a poll!

[quote] the neckbearded couchfucker and the orange anus

Somebody needs to make a country-styled protest song with that exact title!

Whoever put this together is not your average city worker.

Have a couch you just...don't love anymore? Set it out the night before your TRASH ONLY (not recycling) collection day.

He'll look like a fool if he does. I mean more like a fool than usual. Trump's sycophants have already been spreading memes about how amazing JD and his mom are

I have a feeling the city is going to set a discarded couch record.

What happens in 8 days? The Ring?

Because they'll lose Ohio, #7.

If Ohio goes blue, I'll eat my hat.

Stop, r8!

The thugs running this state would stop the earth from turning if the fat orange sloppy cunt told them to. It doesn’t matter what the law says. Be serious.

Laws only apply to DEMOCRATS and little people.

Chuck Schumer 73, needled Trump over the deadline and suggested that he may want to select another running mate by the deadline. “The president has about 10 days — 10 days before the Ohio ballot is locked in. And he has a choice: does he keep Vance on the ticket?” Schumer taunted. “Or does he pick someone new?”

When asked about Schumer’s swipe, Trump campaign communication director Steven Cheung said the former president is “thrilled” with his pick.

“They are the perfect team to take back the White House. Meanwhile, Democrats are in complete disarray after their coup that forcibly removed Biden from the campaign, proving they are the real threats to democracy,” Chueng said in a statement.

Bravo, Chuck!

I heard a rumor that there is a Russian pee tape, Trump won't debate Biden, Trump won't pick a running mate, The Trump family is going underground never to be seen again, if Trump wins Russia will invade Ukraine, etc etc etc.

Stress eat more, Steven!

Why the hell should he? Because Dems think he's "WEIRD"? He's MAGA GOLD.

MAGA gold is iron pyrite.

I agree, R15.

Vance will unite the proud davenport fornicators and those who love beating off to the thought of Flipper getting it on with their step sister. And, don't forget the cat haters, the people who despise women, and diet Mt Dew fans.

What a coalition!

He’s stuck with toxic Vance and it’s glorious.

Trump sees him as a link to all that Silicon Valley money and the gullibility of those tech barons.

I wonder what JD promised Peter Thiel in exchange for all those donations. Can’t be good.

R20, normally I don't fuck fat but JD gives amazing head. Amazing!!!

JD promised to be Thiel's sub in some really kinky BDSM play.

JD reminds me of a “chosen one” similar to George W. Bush. Someone not qualified that they chose to get into office and give them tax breaks, lucrative government contracts, etc.

Vance is also linked to Fivehead Mercer.

Truly, he is an abomination.

"Chart and overview of key links for J.D. Vance with mentor Peter Thiel, the little-known Rockbridge Network and 2016 kingmaker Rebekah Mercer"

Additionally...James Carville has been a paid advisor to Thiel's Palantir since 2011 as per Wikipedia.

Trump thinks he's already won. He's almost 80 years old, so the idea of a colored woman winning anything is ridiculous to him. He'll just flit about on his neverending standup tour oblivious to all the "fake news".

Wow he keeps stepping in it. I have to say, if you’ve ever said anything to anyone else ever, it won’t remain a secret.

I have to say his eyelash/eyebrow game is top notch. Many a beauty influencer would be jealous.

Did Usha get him into threading?

paywalled, but Jay Dee's friendship (giving cookies to her after a transition procedure, for example) with a trans should be more well known

R28: He always looks like he needs a shower.

Vance is a disaster, but he'll remain on the ticket. Trump dropping him would be admitting he made a mistake, which narcissists never do.

^ I agree, though JD could have a sudden health event. He's already decided on another insurrection, he doesn't need the votes.

R32, that has absolutely never stopped Dump before, as the parade of staffers coming and going during his presidential term can attest. Dump will simply dispose of him and claim he barely knew him.

Calling other people "sociopathic" for not having kids? Yikes. I don't get people who think everyone should have kids. Leave people alone

That isn’t a nice thing to say about his mentor, benefactor and bff Peter Thiel.

JD, isn’t Trump a sociopath for lying, adultery, sexual assault and financial fraud? Get your priorities straight, you supposed Christian .

JD is specifically talking about women apparently. Men don't count.

The couch thing.... is really not a big deal. Don't most of us at one time or another, usually early on, create some kind of makeshift "aid" to jerk off?

They need an underclass to work for slave wages. Think those assholes care about fetuses?

[quote]The couch thing.... is really not a big deal.

From a vice-presidential candidate it is, r39.

[quote]Democrats are in complete disarray after their coup

Gosh, I guess the incredible organizing, fundraising, zoom calls and party unity unlike anything we've seen since 2008 is "disarray". (As opposed to the Republicans who are totally and completely in array, which we can see by the way that they stab each other in the back, leak campaign details like the threat of dismissal if anyone speaks to a reporter even on background, and all of the evidence that Vance is a lying sociopath whose background keeps biting him in the — amply sized — ass.)

Don't kill me but...

Anyway, he still looks and acts like the kind of guy who would have sex with a couch and then boast about it.

[quote]Don't most of us at one time or another, usually early on, create some kind of makeshift "aid" to jerk off?

Most of us have hands (and unlike JD, are willing to touch our no-nos).

He misunderstood the meaning of "Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?"

There have been a ton of funny couch jokes, R45 - but yours takes the cushion!!

[quote]No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions

[post redacted because independent.co.uk thinks that links to their ridiculous rag are a bad thing. Somebody might want to tell them how the internet works. Or not. We don't really care. They do suck though. Our advice is that you should not click on the link and whatever you do, don't read their truly terrible articles.]

Why should MAGAts care? They think dump gas it in the bag because he and his network of traitors have been placing their sleeper cells all over the country to try and steal the election.

He tells them at every one of his cult gatherings that he’s going to “fix it” so they won’t have to vote anymore. They’re stupid enough to believe that it’s a good thing.

So, no, they don’t care.

[quote]As any father would tell you, as much as we always try to support our kids, there are times when you just have to tell them: “Look, you know I love you, but on this matter – you’re just plain wrong.” Many Republicans today are wishing Donald Trump had told Donald Jr. that when, reportedly, Junior personally persuaded Daddy to reject a handful of highly-qualified candidates and tap untested Sen. JD Vance (R-Ohio) as his vice presidential running mate.

[quote]What a mistake. Vance is the least impressive and most damaging vice presidential nominee since Sarah Palin. But at least Palin was lively, funny and capable of firing off a few, well-aimed zingers. Vance is as lively as roadkill.

JD's beard does some heavy lifting for that garbage pale face. It's a load bearing beard

[quote]It's a load bearing beard

ew

Peter Thiel fucked his pie holes.

One would assume Usha Vance is one as well, given the 3 children.

I feel sorry for Usha to have JD flop his big belly on her and shoot loads into her baby maker.

r55 🤮🤮🤮

This being my first real exposure to the asshole that is JD Vance, I totally get it now why Uday and Qusay are his BFFs--weird, pear shaped incel with Daddy and Mommy issues who makes tone deaf trolly asshole remarks. Well done, Trump. This guy will win over the independent and suburban mom voters.

Our beloved Dolly Parton has no children, yet has done more for humanity than this fake hillbilly ever will.

[quote]I guess the incredible organizing, fundraising, zoom calls and party unity unlike anything we've seen since 2008 is "disarray".

They raised 200 million in just a week, 81 million of that in the first 24 hours. Not bad for a supposed "disarray."

Question, does Hope Hicks have children? Or cats? How about Ghastline Maxwell? Tiffany Trump?

More cushion for the pushin'!

Does Kimberly Gargoyle have kids?

Just grab 'em by the couch. They can't do anything, you're famous...

she has a 17 year old son, r62.

Has he started to transition to Democrat yet?

I never thought I'd see a male politician with smaller dick energy than Diaper Donnie. But, then the GOP foisted JD Vance on us. And, behold! Puny cocklet energy, seeping from every pore on his fat body.

I just went to the Whole Foods at the south end of town and noticed a plethora of jacked up trucks with Trump flags cruising Virginia Street. Then when I came home I saw that JD sofa fucker was having a rally at the Reno Convention Center. I'll be interested to see attendance numbers, I think there were likely more street cruisers than people inside listening to JD. #SAD!

I really don’t understand going from seeing his mother destroyed by drugs and understanding the horrors of addiction to then being super close with a coke head like Don Junior.

You see no Incel rapist connection with the tiny coklets of the Trump party and their obsession without using women who have not given them their pussies? The Republican party is deeply fucked up and should never get close to the Oval ever again.

Went camping with a friend this weekend. We sat around the campfire having a few beers and telling JD Vance jokes.

She said, “he doesn’t even have the ‘right’ accent, FFS! At least YOU have a hillbilly accent!”

Trump will keep Vance, especially if the polls continue to go against his election. He needs someone to blame for the loss.

Ohio election law requires political parties to certify the presidential ticket by Aug. 7. Tick-tock

This is something I think about: whether or not, if elected, Trump would actually go at the end of a second term. I don't take the nephew's word as gospel but it doesn't sound unbelievable, either.

Donald Trump is a vindictive man who poses a threat to the constitutional underpinnings of the United States, including the limits it places on presidential terms, his nephew is warning.

For a man whose life has been haunted by a fear of losing, the results of the 2020 election stung deeply, transforming him into a dangerous candidate who, four years later, is eager to settle scores, Fred C. Trump III, the former president’s nephew, said Tuesday.

“He is a vengeful person, and he will follow through” on threats to exact retribution, Mr. Trump said in an interview.

He spoke with The Globe and Mail on the day his new book, All in the Family: The Trumps and How We Got This Way, went on sale. Mr. Trump, a long-time Democratic Party voter, has endorsed Kamala Harris for president.

He worries that his uncle will refuse to relinquish the White House if he is successful in winning a return to office in this November’s election. The U.S. Constitution constrains presidents to two terms. But Donald Trump is “fully capable of moving forward with anything that will keep him in office,” Mr. Trump said.

“I don’t know the mechanism he would use,” he added. But “I think everyone should be fearful of that.”

When Donald Trump won the presidency in 2016, he did so as an outsider to a political apparatus that maintained considerable influence. Eight years later, he has largely sculpted the Republican Party in his own image, installing his daughter-in-law Lara Trump as co-chair of the Republican National Committee and making himself a kingmaker in the selection of candidates across the country.

“Do I fear for democracy and freedoms that we have now? Yeah I do,” his nephew said. “It’s not hyperbole. He has surrounded himself with just very dangerous people with dangerous thoughts.” The establishment leaders who occupied president Trump’s cabinet and advisory ranks during his first term are gone – and those now at Donald Trump’s side “are going to let him run free,” Mr. Trump said.

Jesus. After what happened when he lost the 2020 election, do we really need to compile more evidence that Trump is a vengeful (I would add "unhinged") and dangerous threat to democracy? Are people's memories really that short?

The only way Vance goes is if he is forced out by Trump lwaking some scandalous background info. Trump can't just say, "Oops, I made a mistake." No nominee would do that.

Wow. Now JD is in the clear. Trump should drop out for his racist old man rants of today. Unbelievable.

I cannot believe there is a country where Trump can poll above ten per cent.

JD’s obsession with people procreating sounds like he’s miserable tied down with kids and wants everyone to suffer the same fate. Who in the world sieves this much time thinking about other people’s children or lack of.

JD, we don't want you. Stay in your closet asshole.

R77, we have 30% of Americans who are hard, baked racists.

Tonight he called Kamala a "chameleon." The same hillbilly cosplayer who changed his name 4 times, has biracial kids of his own, and loves a smoky eye...

It's ok peeple! It was a FEMALE couch!

It doesn't matter, he going to lose anyway.

Rick Wilson:

I’m sure that right now there are Republican bigwigs thinking “Can we force both of them off of the ticket?”

"Listen to this right now. You’re welcome."

^ LOL!!!!

Trump is already trying to distance himself from Vance

Q: Is JD Vance ready on day one?

Trump: What?

Q: Is he ready on day one?

Trump: Well, the Vice President does not have any impact

[quote]Trump is already trying to distance himself from Vance

[quote]Trump: Well, the Vice President does not have any impact

I'm sure Trump is this close to choosing one of his playground names for Vance, then to let the chips fall as they may. But also his grotesque ego loathes the very idea of 'sharing a ticket', and even discussing his VP pulls focus from the supreme leader he imagines himself to be.

Vance will have an emergency family issue and sadly, drop out. Nothing to do with TFG, of course, because Von Shitzenpantz never makes a mistake.

Vance just got demoted to coffee boy last night. Trump: JD who?

Trump is in a bind.

He has neutralized The Couch Fucker.

He needs the Couch Fucker on the Campaign Tain.

Pete needs to dog this fucker and leave the campaigning to the VP Nominee (Shapiro?).

Couch Surfin: More cushion for the pushin'.

If things go poorly for Trump he will need to blame someone and Vance is handy. But Trump will probably fall back on his constant refrain that we have somehow rigged things against him.

He is hoping for a contested legislature congressional vote to keep him in power Republicans have known for sometime that they will lose. I hope Kamala has Congressional Republicans arrested during the Electoral Vote Count.

[quote]He is hoping for a contested legislature congressional vote to keep him in power.

He's not in power.

Trump will contest every swing state election result, and do whatever he can to appeal all the way up to the supreme court, who will decide in his favor.

Good grief.

[quote] Vance has had a six-figure stake in Rumble, an online video platform. The company has played host to Russian propaganda and to far-right personalities like Stew Peters and Tim Pool. It has also featured even more extreme content, including explicitly neo-Nazi images and themes like this song touting the “Reich” and calling for Jews to be placed in ovens from a “dissident rapper” with a dedicated page on the site. The site features a plethora of channels and videos dedicated to the concept of “white genocide,” which is a core belief for white supremacists. It also hosts channels for explicitly white supremacist organizations including VDare and Patriot Front, which has led masked demonstrations around the country.

Yes, R97, election deniers in swing states refusing to certify election results are Trump's only hope now. It's obvious he's going to massively lose the popular vote. If a couple swing states can't be certified, it'll go to a corrupt Supreme Court, which will throw the election to Trump in about 5 minutes. The question is how the swing states can keep those election deniers honest.

Now he's calling rape and incest "inconvenient"

Calls AOC "sociopathic" just because she doesn't have kids. Weirdo.

He'll have a complete breakdown before November. It's gonna be delicious!

Trump is going to get tired of having to explain to the American public what a drag on the ticket JD Vance is. Trump is all about Trump and he has a short fuse. I can totally see him replacing Vance without notice.

R102 If this is what it means having children, I'd rather adopt some goldfish.

Let me remind you of something. The new Congress convenes on January 3rd. It's stipulated in our Constitution. January 3rd. So we better make damned sure we are controlling the House and not Mike Johnson and his hardliners. We must get the damned House and Senate. Harris will not get anything done if we do not control Congress. They will obstruct her every chance they get. Now if, on January 6th we have the certification vote and we control Congress it will last 5 minutes and we can get on with the business of government.

Look at those mutants, holy fuck.

Re: R105, there are sites (which have featured on DL) devoted to frighteningly unappealing but proud family photos. The image @ R105 would be a star exhibit.

The duo look like 'Deliverance' backwoodsmen who won the lottery. Not their fault, but yet another example of literally everything connected to Trump being in some way very wrong.

I’ve had some gentlemen callers that were not up to snuff. He was the worst of them. He insults then ejaculates too prematurely.

[quote] Calls AOC "sociopathic" just because she doesn't have kids. Weirdo.

So according to Vance, teen mothers and women who get pregnant out of wedlock (perhaps not even knowing who the father is) are morally superior to nuns and women who can't get pregnant because of medical issues...right?

Since when should anyone take advice on their reproductive organs and life choices, from a guy who looks like JD Vance, couch fucker?

When Diaper Donnie loses Kyle Rotten house's vote...

"Official statement from ⁦@ThisIsKyleR⁩ on the 2024 presidential race."

The Heritage Foundation president has a book congress out where he rails against childlessness, IVF, and birth control. And dog parks, of all things.

This is the book that JD Vance wrote the foreword for

Ted Cruz didn’t get Kyle into Harvard? John Neely Kennedy didn’t get Kyle into Oxford? Josh Hawley didn’t get Kyle into Stanford? Laura Ingraham didn’t get Kyle into Dartmouth? JD Vance didn’t get Kyle into Yale? Thomas Massie didn’t get Kyle into MIT?

Doesn’t the fascist right & NRA see Kyle as a future President? The MAGAs are not educationally grooming Kyle to soon be a Peter Thiel financed venture capitalist, then a Wisconsin Senator, and later, the President. Elon Musk could make Kyle in charge of running Tesla. Harlan Crow, can stop the lavish gifts to Clarence and Ginni, and help the young evolving scholar, Kyle.

Dog parks? Yeah, that's a winning talking point.

[quote] Trump is going to get tired of having to explain to the American public what a drag on the ticket JD Vance is. Trump is all about Trump and he has a short fuse. I can totally see him replacing Vance without notice.

He's already over Vance. At the NABJ panel he said VP running mate "doesn't matter." That is a pretty good indication that they are trying to replace Vance.

What fills my heart with Schadenfreude is how much humiliation everyone attaching themselves to him has to suffer, while keeping a straight face.

Dump JD, and Trump picks Nikki Haley. She would be his best replacement. It won’t happen. Best Trump loses, and JD can help that happen even more.

To be honest, Nikki deserves that kind of humiliation.

It’s Tim Scott - and Tim still has to renew the relationship contract and undergo gum planing.

He won’t be debating because he’s face deep on lurv.

I'm looking better and better.

[quote]neckbearded couchfucker

LOL!

Trump's not going to dump J.D.for one reason. J.D. is bringing in money from the Venture capitalists and Silicon Valley types. Trump is predictable. His ego tells him the VP doesn't matter. He is all that matters. And money matters. Whatever Trump got from Theil and is getting from Theil and Vance is all that matters. He gives less than a fuck if the Republican Party "likes " Vance or the MAGAs who he has nothing but contempt for care for Vance.

Even if Trump begged Nikki Haley to be on the ticket, I would hope at this point that she would turn him down...wouldn't she?

You're forgetting you're talking about an invertebrate, R124.

No, she wouldn't, r124.

But in the obscene event that Trump is elected, and Haley is VP, he better have his Big Macs screened for foreign substances.

His whole brand is hiring the best people, I can't see him dropping Vance at all. He's already said the VP doesn't matter, so what difference does it make if it's Vance or someone else, really.

Trump really wants to win, to stay out of prison. He is weighing that Thiel money against the probability that he and Vance will lose.

Trump conventional wisdom, that Trump never makes a mistake, had painted itself into a corner that no news cycle can lure.

The Pussy Grabber and the Incel Couch Fucker.

Nobody vote fo 'dat shit.

[quote]Somebody needs to make a country-styled protest song with that exact title!

Did somebody say "country-flavored couch-fucking song"?

There's still time to vindicate the poster who kept insisting all winter that Trump's running mate would be Tim Scott.

If Trump's poll numbers drop too obviously, Scaramucci indicated that Trump might cut a deal and drop out for medical reasons. My problem with that is that Trump is already talking about rigged elections. So who knows.

I was one poster who thought it would be Scott. As a sop to the party establishment & an appeal to suburban female voters. But then I saw how badly he acquitted himself as a candidate.

But I'm still engaged to Mindy!

Trump doesn’t have the votes on the Supreme Court to “throw” an election to him. They’re not going to endorse a false elector scheme. Maybe Thomas and Alito would want to but the others will not go that far.

R135 Wow. You must be living in a different reality if that's your perception on what's been going on these last few years with SCOTUS. Even as far back as 2000 the Supreme Court ordered the voting stopped in Florida for the Bush v. Gore case. A full state recount would have given the election to Gore. We have seen the outrageous decisions and pretzel twisting arguments this court has given these last 2 plus years. Absolutely nothing would surprise me.

[quote]Even if Trump begged Nikki Haley to be on the ticket, I would hope at this point that she would turn him down...wouldn't she?

Yes, I'm sure she's learned her lesson.

[quote]His whole brand is hiring the best people, I can't see him dropping Vance at all.

His "hiring the best people" has been the subject of as many jokes as his orange complexion.

R137, I'm sure Nikki is looking forward to eating more shit in public for Donald.

I could watch Josh Shapiro destroy JD Vance every day of the week, and twice on Sunday. 🔥

I didn’t know J D. I think I saw him speak once at the convention, but I was asleep. Vishnu I never met.

God, he does kinda sound like Obama doesn't he?

Trump has two court events that are going to put him into the grave.

Resumption of January 6 case.

Sentencing in NY for criminal convictions.

Goodbye Donald.

[quote] God, he does kinda sound like Obama doesn't he?

There was a time when politicians tried to sound like JFK.

Trump will never see the inside of a prison. Even if he ends up with numerous more felony convictions. The most he will get is house detention at Mar-o-Lago with permission to leave only for specific approved reasons, which he will violate repeatedly with impunity.

Jail would be nice but just the mere occurrence of these events will make it impossible for him to win. He’s already a defeated sad sack. At that black journalist conference he lost the election , and the criminal matters will simply drive more voters to Kamala.

[quote] Trump will never see the inside of a prison. Even if he ends up with numerous more felony convictions. The most he will get is house detention at Mar-o-Lago with permission to leave only for specific approved reasons, which he will violate repeatedly with impunity.

If Kamala wins, Trump will go to prison.

Vance needs to start the movement TO DUMP TRUMP.

Trump says he'll only agree to debate Kamala on Fox with his own hand-picked moderators and an audience of cultists.

So he's backing out. Thought so.

I hope Kamala does not take that bait. I know she could handle it, but she does not need the debate at this point. Plus those Fox Freaks are very bias, rude a-holes, I could totally see them cutting her off and then letting Dump ramble uncontrollably until he is done. Can you imagine Tucker and Ingram as mod? Or that Himbo, what's his name, Jessy?

Shit show of shit shows.

Kamala should counter-propose a debate on MSNBC, moderated by Joy Reid and Rachel Maddow, before an audience of fact-checkers.

Trump's chosen moderators.

Let me see.

Our presidental nominee enclosed in a room with a crazed mob chosen of (tiny) hand picked MAGAts --who will be ginned up for violence by their version of Jesus-- protected only by a handful of people from a group who's employees missed finding a bomb meant to kill her on January 6, knew about the planned insurrection ahead of time yet did nothing to stop it, and who allowed some pizza-faced incel to shoot towards Diaper Donnie last month?

No thanks. I know Diaper Donnie and his fans love chaos and such, but they can just go watch some wrasslin' instead. Because that's the action they really want.

Trump is a mess. He will only debate on Fox in an arena! With MAGATS cheering his every insult. Fuck him.

Et tu, Drudge?

R151 That sounds like a good idea in theory, but I suspect this is what would happen:

Trump would agree to it, then find some reason to back out after the Fox debate; and of course he would blame Kamala for cheating at the Fox debate.

I love how he thinks he just gets to call the shots, period.

Trump wants September 4 because it would be before Judge Merchan issues his immunity ruling on September 6. That will likely go bad for Trump and he’ll be sentenced shortly thereafter.

In good news, Judge Chutkan set an August 16 hearing in the J6 case. She is not to be played.

Whose brilliant idea was it to hand these signs out? They've been there for all the speakers, but still.

r125 don't insult invertebrates like that. Nikki Haley is a single-celled organism that makes people sick like Giardia lamblia, which she's related to.