What will Kamala's October surprise be?

Unpopular? Bitch, where?

I look at it this way: we have a kickass woman who doesn't take shit going up against a convicted felon who's dribbling in his depends and slowly self destructing.

R1, she has always been u popular, which is why her poll numbers were always tragically low. Americans dubbed her the cackling hyena who bumbled the border and supported Jussie Smollett without waiting for the facts.

Lord, please give me $200million in unpopularity

Her dog Harper identifies as a cat; a discovery based on Hilary Clinton’s emails found on Hunter Biden’s second laptop which Rudy Giuliani will find stumbling drunk around the four seasons strip mall and crematorium.

Oooh I’m scared.

[quote] Americans dubbed her the cackling hyena who bumbled the border and supported Jussie Smollett without waiting for the facts.

Americans or MAGA trash? Most Americans don't want to be associated with MAGA or any Trump supporters.

OP has to make his daily quota of stupid posts so that he gets a potato from the "For human consumption" bin.

I can't believe that Democrats haven't rented out Four Seasons Landscaping for news conferences, if done well would be the ultimate in trolling.

Pregnancy!

She was adopted, her birth parents were white.

It’s the Harris is unpopular troll back once again.

Arguing she won’t win is one thing. Arguing she is now unpopular makes you sound stupid.

I assume with this OP it’s more an act. I doubt anyone is actually that stupid.

Melina will be her running mate.

R5 Stupid thread made worth reading thanks to ElderLez. Thanks ElderLez!

[quote]Melina will be her running mate.

I'm afraid Ms. Mercouri passed on in 1994.

She’s actually a broom.

The Rethugs will come up with something lame and stupid, like she had a relationship with a professor in college 40 years ago or something similar. It will land with a dim thud. We already know all about Willie Brown, and no one cares. She's been vetted to the extreme several times now.

They may dig up something on hubby Doug or one of his kids. But again, who cares? People have gotten past the politics of scandal in the country, thanks to Trump's horribly unsavory past. They've become desensitized to personal revelations.

The courts?

[quote]Melina will be her running mate.

Hell yeah, we need a Kanakaredes renaissance, she hasn't been in anything in forever.

Melania will file for divorce on October 1st.

Melania is waiting to see of Trump wins or not. If he does win, she's stuck with him until he craps his way into a pine box. If he loses, she will file for divorce knowing he will be broke in a few years with all the legal cases he's facing and possibly jail time.

A Trump sentencing.

I like the cut of you jib R21!

Refresh me if anyone knows the answer....Did Obama have any October surprises in 2008 or 2012?

Trump will die on Halloween-THAT will be the October surprise.

She's transitioning!

"Unpopular? Bitch, where?"

The MSM always says this about Democrats. "Struggling to connect with voters".

Tim Daly doesn't have any business being this attractive

Oops, wrong thread

r5, okay, I laughed

r20, Mostly agree with you except Melania is already paid, upfront, in totally separate accounts that Trump has waived any marital right to access.

She saw what was coming a while back and shook her husband down for more dough for her and Barron while he still had some liquidity.

I surmise the only reason she stays married to Trump is related to Barron.

I’m surprised she hasn’t left him by now to live in some luxury dacha in Eastern Europe.

Tim Daly is Kamala’s October surprise?

It will come from Montreal where she went to university. There’s stories there.

Particularly the stories trolls would spin.

Mulva, go jump up your mother's vulva.

I think the October surprise will be what they are holding on JD as a dismount.

Tim Daly for Vice President!

It may be a surprise birthday party, she turns sixty then.

It's a long, involved, and somewhat sordid story. If you want to get a clearer picture, I suggest you rent the cassette of “The Crying Game”.

[quote] It will come from Montreal where she went to university. There’s stories there.

Not university, high school.

[quote]I surmise the only reason she stays married to Trump is related to Barron.

I agree with this as well, and believe the reason Barron didn't show up at the RNC (with all the rest of his siblings and family) is that Melania forbid it, so soon after the assassination attempt. I believe she totally calls the shots with Trump, during this campaign. Anything she wants, she gets, as long as she (barely) shows up when needed, makes appropriate comments (such as her post-shooting statement) and doesn't rag him out to the press.

Doug Emhoff is out there 24/7 supporting his wife and talking to voters. You will never see Melania doing that.

r32 You can't become California's AG if you've studied law in Montréal, two different legal systems. Pull yourself together, gurl.

[quote] I agree with this as well, and believe the reason Barron didn't show up at the RNC (with all the rest of his siblings and family) is that Melania forbid it, so soon after the assassination attempt.

He didn't show up because he would be expected to speak and he can't do that.

R42, to be honest, our trolls these days don't have the time to vet what they're posting, you know, having to start from scratch, the mothership being in disarray, etc.

r43 Yeah, remember how gooped they were when they heard Melania speak for the first time at the 2016 convention? It would have been just like that with Barron.

Barron sounds like Sloth from the Goonies. They'll never let him speak in public.

Barron should be the face of GOP neuro diversity campaign.

How much does she spend on hair and nails?! There's a picture of her with a joint! What about the children?!

Melania calls the shots? Get serious. He could murder her and not lose a single one of his MAGA supporters.

An illegal alien that she let escape 20 years ago raped a white girl!

^ This is a Trump you're talking about. They're not exactly givers.

Her hair and nails are on fleek. Whatever she is paying is worth it. I hope those weirdos with their Orange clown car make-up out of place eyeliner come her after her on looks.

R32 going to university in Montreal doesn’t disqualify you from moving on to other places to further your education. It does however provide a fertile ground for a young person to experiment and grow.

r53 Sorry, but no, this isn't really done in law, she would then have to go to a second university in the US, which is crazy. And I mentioned the DA thing for a reason – she wouldn't have the time to build the career she's had if she studied in Canada first.

It is of course a perfectly valid option in other areas of study.

[quote]Melania calls the shots? Get serious. He could murder her and not lose a single one of his MAGA supporters.

He needs her - or the appearance of her - for the general election. Swing voters care about this kind of thing. And they decide this election, not the MAGAts.

It will be Joe's Post Election surprise of sending out the National Guards to states who fail to count their votes.

Exactly r56. There needs to be a pre-organized, very tough response to those who refuse to support a fair, democratic election. Let them try to refuse to certify. Get someone in there who'll finish the job.

Because of early voting the Oct. surprise has been moved up to the end of August, so they have 4 weeks. Next week is road tour with the new VP, followed by the convention, so they have 2 weeks. They're going to have trouble coming up with something worse than the TSF and his cabal have committed. Anyway, haven't we already heard it all? Whore/ Uppity/Low IQ/Border Czar failure. She couldn't even build a wall and have Mexico pay for it. No wait, strike that last part.

I heard she wants to make Oprah, Secretary of State! Go with that one, see where it gets you

War a major shooting war

[quote]I heard she wants to make...

You hear a lot of shit.

Her Playboy nudie pix.

Why is R42/54 arguing that Kamala couldn't have studied law in Montreal? The other poster upthread was only observing that she'd spent part of her childhood and schooling there and some tales of teenaged hijinks could plausibly come out.

Not that anyone would really care.

It's irrelevant. She did not attend university in Montreal. She did some high school and some CEGEP at Vanier College. The education system is different in Quebec. High school ends in grade 11, then one does 2 years of pre-university at any one of various colleges, followed by 3 years for undergraduate studies at university.

CEGEP

R63, why are you connecting Harris's Montreal experience to her legal career at all? R32's was just speculating that since she spent her youth there, there might be stories. You have a point that her college degree is from elsewhere, but you seem to be going off track.

That wasn't me r65. I merely explained that she did not attend university in Montreal. Merely fact checking.

Kamala will announce she's pregnant.

^^To let JD Vance know she's not a childless cat lady.

r67 Really?

I heard she wants to make Steve Urkel the new Secretary of the Interior. Tootie Ramsey is being rumored as new head of the FDA. My friends at the beauty parlor said they were starting to hear murmurs about Weezie Jefferson getting serious consideration for poet laureate.

Steve Urkel turned out to be a very handsome man.

I heard Gillette is the preferred Poet Laureate, R70.

Biden dies shortly before the election and she's sworn in as the 47th President.

Would an admission of previous miscarriages and ongoing infertility garner voter sympathy?

That would indeed be extraordinary R67 since she's 60 years old.

It's hard to imagine what kind of scandal could have happened in Canada. If it had been Jamaica or India there could be Voodoo or Elephant worship or cobra dancing.

I have been informed that Hanuman is celibate...

No, OP this is not 2016. This is 2008.

Bump for original thread

Taylor Swift endorses Trump

“Kamala’s October Surprise” sounds like some sort of semi-homemade pumpkin flavored dessert that Sandra Lee would make for MLK Day.

She admits to recent vaginal rejuvenation not because of her latest husband, but because of a certain former African American TV talk show host……..Oprah

Tecumseh's Curse, R72.

At this point, her October surprise will be getting 55% consistently in the polls and 400 EV estimates.

Kamala won the debate decisively. The debate won’t move the needle whatsoever.

Sandra Lee has some kind of new cooking competition show.

Sex tape with Tommy Lee!!!!

"The debate won’t move the needle whatsoever."

Disagree. She may become the first female President- all eyes were on her. And she delivered. If she had faltered and stumbled and cried, people would have to choose Trump with their nose plugged.

There's a whole new confidence in her.

Sara Lee will be discovered to be the largest campaign contributor

[quote] "The debate won’t move the needle whatsoever."

Combine that with Taylor Swift's endorsement and I'm feeling *very* optimistic.

OP thinks Trump has a "machine."

Instant disqualification.

What will Kamala's October surprise be? Beyonce's endorsement, immediately followed by a blowout Taylor Swift + Beyonce concert.