Candace Cameron Bure is heartbroken over the Olympics opener

Could this woman be any dumber. Why does mainstream media even report on her?

CRAM IT, CHURCHY!

Suck a Trump clit?

Please?

Shut up. All she had to do was make Christmas movies and be quiet. No one was interested in her political or religious beliefs.

Many were. There has been backlash all over the world over this.

[quote] Many were. There has been backlash all over the world over this.

When ISN'T there backlash from these fundie, right-wing cunts?

Fuck them. Fuck them ALL.

We really don't care what they think.

As if I didn't already know her level of bigotry, it's the "sometimes I just want to move to Texas" comment that solidified it for me. My family left Texas four months ago because of how the state is being run, how education is being poorly funded and trashed on, how you cannot receive adequate health care if you're a woman...

She needs to stop talking. Candace, you want to show the world Jesus? Start by loving your neighbor... ALL of them.

Get fucked Candace.

I just wanna remind people that Jodie Sweetin is a badass.

To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th, “nobody cares! Nobody cares…”

There also will NOT be a gay Christmas again this year!

Why does the phrase "shut up and act" spring to mind? I must have heard it somewhere before.

She's voting for Trump, but has a problem with the Olympics opening ceremony? What a hypocrite!

[quote] all over the world over this.

Actually, we give zero fucks.

Christians love nothing more than creating a non-existent narrative in their own minds. There is no “backlash.”

It’d be a shame if she, I dunno, had a stroke and died over it.

I have zero sympathy for her, when I was 19 I waited four hours, 27th in line at a mall in Tucson az where she was hours late to sign autographs with my lil sister who wanted it. After the first wave of people all of a sudden her hand was tired and she refused to do anymore and all my sister got to do was walk past her n wave. Fuck that bitch.

“It felt too important not to [speak up] and I love the Olympic Games"

No, Candace, that's code for love the sinner hate the sin. Nothing in this world deserves your speaking up. In fact the world is sick of you and your dickhead brother speaking up, so SHUT THE FUCK UP!

How's that Gay boy of yours doing? 😉

R18 It’s ironic that she’s always banging on about “cancel culture” and yet we keep hearing from her.

Christians painting themselves as victims? It must be a day of the week that ends in "y".

If I didn't know who she was, I'd assume the OP was a parody.

Wait till she finds out her son is gay

R22 Which one: Lev or Maksim?

The Russian dad looks like a mean motherfucker. You can bet if either son were gay, they wouldn't want to come out to him or Candace.

Cookie-smeller Lev.

Lev.

Why doesn't she move to Russia? Her husband is a citizen and the country is a Christian paradise. Just ask that Canadian fundie family who moved there (BTW, any updates on them?)

Sounds about right coming from a feckless halfwit.

Delusional Xtians love nothing more than feeling persecuted.

As if France gives a shit what she thinks. It is to laugh. The more these fundie creeps boycott, the better it is for the rest of the world. Nobody wants them!

I didn't watch the opening ceremonies. I don't own it and was going to wait to stream it and now you are not allowed to watch it because even their own website won't show it. You can get it on torrents but it is 10 gigabytes and will take too long to download and am not interested enough. But if you want to watch, the Pirate bay has it.

Well France was so disappointed that there are so many ignorant people that they didn't know that wasn't the last Supper but the depiction of the story of the Greek god of wine Dionysus (called Baccus in Roman mythology)

Baccus: Greek (olympics)

God of wine: Wine: France

Interestingly, the French were outraged over it as well.

Did American media assume it was the Last Supper? Typical.

I come from a family of Christians. Not one of them gave a shit about this. She's out of her small mind.

Ignorant slut

[quote]Cookie-smeller Lev.

With his ex-fiancee. Candace wouldn't shut up about their impending nuptials . . . until the wedding was permanently called off. I wonder why.

Candace left the Hallmark Channel because she didn't like that its movies were becoming more inclusive and were even adding gay characters. Now she makes Christmas movies for some channel that has "family" in its name and that must have dozens of viewers.

R33 really? The French were outraged? or you're j/k

I had to look up "Full House" because I never watched that garbage. So she's a 48 year old actress from a stupid American sitcom. And people complain about Taylor Swift's fans/acolytes or whatever? At least Taylor's not a goddamned fundie, despite being from Pennsyltucky and being an ex-country singer.

Sheesh

I'm not Gay, mommy. All the boys are wearing wooden bow ties

She just has one of these low trust index faces where you can tell she’s a psycho cunt. I avoid women like her like the plague.

[quote] Sounds about right coming from a feckless halfwit.

Actually, she's a feckless cunt.

I'm curious: she's a typical American born again fundie and her hubby is, presumably, Russian Orthodox. Whose version of religious bigotry did the family adopt?

The French are regularly outraged about 40 hour work weeks, non-smoking sections, and sensible footwear. Not this shit.

It's the shit bra checked out for the weekend?

[quote]I'm curious: she's a typical American born again fundie and her hubby is, presumably, Russian Orthodox. Whose version of religious bigotry did the family adopt?

Hers. She's said in interviews that his family was not particularly religious, but she was already a holy roller by the time they met.

I recall her pathetic brother Kirk turned fundie when he was accused of something with his girlfriend on Growing Pains. Do I have that right?

If you’re upsetting an evangelical you’re probably going something right.

Shouldn't she be out looking for her brother, Kirk?

Spoiler alert he's out, "hiking"

Oh I was waiting to hear Candace Cameron Bure's take, thank god she enlightened us.

I feel like France is thrilled by boycotts of their ilk. I bet those freedom fries years were peaceful too without fanny packed fatties clogging up the local Macadoonaldz

I’m glad this fundie cunt is pissed

Her husband is probably also closeted.

Why does anyone take into account the irrelevant opinions of a fifth rate actress who doesn't have any knowledge on theology or history, makes silly sitcoms and Z-grade films and is about as exciting as watching paint dry? The opening ceremony was just badly organized and haphazardly performed, so they added a few elements that would get people to talk about it as if it had been great. It was a stupid gimmick and we should see it for what it is: nothing of substance.

Personally, I don't understand why they added that lame re-enactment of The Last Supper, when it has nothing to do with France at all (the painting is in Santa Maria delle Grazie in Milan and was commissioned in 1495 by Ludovico Sforza), and it's not in any way related to the Olympic games. It was just a tacky attempt at provocation to compensate for how shitty almost everything else was, and while it has worked in our current Offended By Everything culture (in which, as we can see, conservatives engage as enthusiastically as liberals), it doesn't have any deeper meaning.

In short, much ado about nothing - and by this I refer to the dismally bad job that the French organization did, as well as Candace's ignorant, dumb opinion.

uhmmmm

Does she really talk like that??

Jokes aside about the gay looking son (hey maybe he's not but look up gay face in the dictionary and you'd see something like him) -- the poor kid doesn't DARE come out to his traditional mother and professional athlete dad (there are NO gays in professional athletics, right?)

How awful. he'll likely get married to some woman and could spend his whole life denying who he is. Or he'll get the courage to come and Candace will do the People GMA Advocate tour on how she's joined PFLAG and hate the sin love the sinner. blah blah blah.

[quote] he'll likely get married to some woman and could spend his whole life denying who he is.

He's now married. So it begins.

Harpo, who dis woman?

I’m very tired of Christians being angry about everything but I’m just as tired of the opposite site of the pole always claiming there is no issues. R15 claims there is “no backlash” and gave himself 10 upvotes but there is backlash. So much so that they deleted all the footage all over the internet and released an apology.

Choosing to live in a bubble of denial does not erase the reality of the situation.

Side*

R14 you think Asia isn’t homophobic? Oh. Definitely uneducated with no culture.

R60 there’s no backlash from anyone with a brain

Again, you saying there isn’t backlash doesn’t change that there is backlash.

If the point was to show inclusion there were far better ways to do it than with this poorly executed set piece that was out of place for an Olympic opening ceremony. That said, the right wing response to it is over the top, especially coming from Americans who have no problem supporting a moral degenerate like Donald Trump.

The artistic director says that it was meant to show inclusion and that he did not intend to offend anyone.

The French love pissing off rubes

The Puritans are back for a return engagement.

Even if they did attempt to portray the The Last Supper which they didn't was it only insulting or 0ffensive because it was drag queens? And what the fuck is heartbreaking about performance art even in bad taste? The back of the hand over forehead falling into a fainting couch act is fucking ridiculous.

I don’t know her.

Is Candace holding the baby Jesus?

Why is CC Bore posing with JD Vance’s email-leaking ex-friend in R40’s pic?

That poor fag son. Having a mother like her is so damaging (trust me, I know). I hope he escapes her clutches sooner rather than later and can begin deprogramming himself.

“I know my son and he is not corrupted!”

I looked her up on YouTube as I had a vague recollection of her, but didn't remember details.

I came across two interviews: one where she's being interviewed by her brother Kirk about how 'awful' she found being the lone conservative voice on The View, but that she did it with God's help and she loves being friendly and talking to people regardless of their views, because that's the Christian way. Then another interview where Kirk was talking to Megyn Kelly about the Hallmark channel thing and how his sister is the loveliest, sweetest person.

And it got me thinking that truly nice people don't need interviews telling people they're nice (or get their brother to do it for them). I bet she's a nightmare behind closed doors. Those 'super sweet' types with the painted on smiles always are.

Stupid ignorant cunt with a gay husband and a gay son. You’d think she would just keep her mouth shut and go away.

So the son was engaged, called it off, then got engaged to another girl and is now married. And he's only 23.

The painting on which the Tableau Vivant in question is based is obviously a parody of Da Vinci’s “Last Supper”. The good news coming out of this brouhaha is that more people are now aware of art and art history.

R16 talk about Christmas in July.

R72 where does that picture come from? Is she really mocking The Last Supper? Or worse, commercially trading off it?

[quote]So the son was engaged, called it off, then got engaged to another girl and is now married. And he's only 23.

Right on script, then, for the closeted son of a religious harpy (and nephew of religious loon Kirk Cameron). I didn't know about the second fiancee, now wife. Perhaps Candace kept her yap shut the second time, in case this one also didn't take.

Dry your eyes, you uptight freak.

Poor little snowflake she be.

R82 Indeed. I read an article about the wedding on the Daily Mail website of all places and even many of the commenters there were discussing that he didn't seem very into women.

A few others pointed out that Candace would be pushing the "no sex before marriage" mantra and maybe that's why he was so quick to get married early. It could be that, but it could also be that she was applying pressure on him getting married soon as the eldest son. After all, she married young and probably sees it as the "right" thing to do. Controlling mothers are scary.

OMG Candace found him a beard that's a foot taller than him 😂

I had to look up who she was. Why is anyone bothering to quote her. If the show was meant to be a Supper satire, I would imagine that the French, living in a country that both rebelled and revered religion would know how to do it.

Candace: No sex before marriage!

Lev: No sex after marriage.

[quote] Did American media assume it was the Last Supper?

The French media did.

Didn’t this cunt cry everyday on The View because the other hosts didn’t share her views and were mean to her? Cunt.

They confirmed that it was The Last Supper and are apologizing.

Bitchface

Jodie Sweetin trolled her by posting the truth: that’s it’s the festival of Dionysus. Jodie does this a lot when Candace makes ignorant statements. She never directly responds to Candace, but she subtly shades her.

Jodie and the actress who played Kimmy, Andrea Barber, are very close (they host a podcast together). I get the sense that’s always been the case and Candace was always sort of her own entity.

R88 = BRILLIANT!

Candace has a friend in Jesus, she doesn't need other friends, R93.

These fundie assholes usually have a gay son. It's God saying "fuck you" to them.

Uneducated Maga Trash. It was a representation of a French painting of Greek Mythology. But sure go ahead and rage.

Another weird one

The entire Olympics is a Greek pagan religious ceremony and she had a problem with that? What a dope.

I would have preferred a UK swim team parody of 'Afternoon of a faun' (that would get people talking!), but oh well.

Why are these holy rollers so insecure about their "faith"?

Why can't she just shut the fuck up for a change? Hater Christian cunt

R86 Either he's short, or she's tall. Or both.

For his sake I really hope he's not gay. Homos shouldn't still be marrying women in 2024 because they're ashamed of their sexual orientation.

Candace should be tied to a chair and forced to watch this scene from Drop Dead Gorgeous.

I tell Annette I says if you talk to me while I'm watchin' my stories you might as well be talkin' to the wall.

You guys want some beers?

And yet the opening of M*A*S*H* was never brought up?

The brand of Christianity this woman represents love only one thing more than they love Jesus, and that is being persecuted as if they WERE Jesus. Never mind that the "Last Supper" was not being referenced in those images, doesn't matter.. they are SURE they are being persecuted for their "Faith"

Instead, the truth is, the media platforms their grievances for clicks, if they were really oppressed or persecuted they wouldn't get so many fucking chances to talk about it.

One could also note that the infinite list of actions and characteristics that make a total mockerly of their faith is none other than their Orange Jesus who rapes women, lies as he breathes, steals documents and attempts to steal elections, makes fun of physically challenged people.

Wonder what she thinks about our former President grabbing women by the pussy. Or him hiring a prostitute (Stormy Daniels) while being married to Melanoma. Or being divorced twice. I haven’t heard her denounce that as un-Christian.

It's strange that the Vatican doesn't care because they own the painting but all these presents who don't allow paintings in their churches are all worked up

R108 presents equals protestants

Her husband's brother Pavel was the prettier brother.

According to wikipedia her husband is estranged from his father. Weird how she mentioned him.

Both Valeri and his older brother Pavel became estranged from their father Vladimir Bure, along with his second wife, Julia, and their half-sister Katya,[46] by 1998. Neither brother has explained a reason for the split.[47]

[quote]Homos shouldn't still be marrying women in 2024 because they're ashamed of their sexual orientation.

And in Los Angeles, of all places!

R94, thank you! I appreciate your kind words.

I could live for two months on a good compliment. I admire Mark Twain.

@@106, "The brand of Christianity this woman represents love only one thing more than they love Jesus, and that is being persecuted as if they WERE Jesus"

2000 years and they're still mad about that whole lion thing. Hey, it was just a fad

There was a blind item about Cuntdance that said she allegedly disapproves of interracial marriages.

"Why are these holy rollers so insecure about their "faith"?"

Because it doesn't work unless every last citizen is on board. Then they can carve out positions of prestige and power for themselves, and rule the world.

^ Then why did she marry a Russian? 😏

Cunt face, go peg your brother.

I had a watch of the actual video of her comments. (I've linked it below.) She comes across as unhinged; especially when she starts maniacally quoting Bible passages.

I also noticed her usually cutesy smiley demeanour doesn't exist in the video. Instead she has a sneer on her face because she's clearly pissed off by the "blasphemers" and hence can't contain her disdain. My earlier comment about her likely being a nightmare behind closed doors definitely feels accurate after watching that weird display.

One of the things about fundies that I find amusing is that they're so arrogant and prideful about having it all figured out (as they see it). Don't they know about the seven deadly sins?!

Unfortunately they are in a closed culture community of like minded Christian fundamentalists, so their logic and thoughts are continuously reaffirmed by their circle.

R120 Thats true. When I see a fundie quoting Bible passages and shoehorning God/Jesus into everything I just think they look odd and would make a mental note to avoid someone like that.

But, as you say, they get constant reinforcement within their religious family and friendship circles.

Those who wrote the Bible were quite clever in a way because they knew they'd get made fun of, hence putting in all the passages about how God will not be mocked.

Her ass needs to be stomped.

[quote]OMG Candace found him a beard that's a foot taller than him

And he's probably wearing heels.

I just saw this on a friend’s Facebook feed and thought it would be worth posting.

“Dearest Gentle Reader,

I’m about to step on some toes in regard to the Opening Ceremony at the Paris Olympics.

The headless woman was Marie Antoinette. She ruled over France and was found guilty of treason, conspiracy, and stealing from the country.

Sound familiar?

Also, it was not the Last Supper. It was a depiction of an ancient Greek Bacchanal… because, you know, the Olympics are ancient and Greek. Surprise!

And if you didn’t know, a Bacchanalia is an uncontrollably promiscuous, extravagant, and loud party. The parties often spanned several days which honored the god of wine, Bacchus (the blue guy covered in grape vine). He is also known as Dionysus, the Greek god of fertility, later known as the god of wine and pleasure.

And finally, it was not Death on a pale horse. It was Sequana, Goddess of the Seine, the River in which the boat precession took place. She was meant to be the representation of the Olympic spirit and of Sequana.

If some of you weren’t so busy trying to end the Dept. of Education, you might know this.

Loosen the clutch on your pearls.

Yours truly, Lady Francis

••••••

“Paris is back on its feet, jubilant, flamboyant, creative and open. Free,” - Thomas Jolly, the artistic director.”

[quote]For his sake I really hope he's not gay. Homos shouldn't still be marrying women in 2024 because they're ashamed of their sexual orientation.

He never had a chance, or choice.

Candace is most likely a closeted Bull Dyke Lesbian. That's the only reason people like her turn to religion so ferociously. It's the only thing keeping her from thinking about having a big snatch in her face to eat all day.

[quote] My take on the Olympic Games Opening Ceremony. Since posting, many have tried to correct me saying it wasn’t about an interpretation of DaVinci’s The Last Supper, but a Greek god and the festival of Dionysus; who is a god of lust, insanity, religious ecstasy, ritual madnes etc. I still don’t see how that relates to unifying the world through competitive sports and acceptable for children to watch. In any case, I’m not buying it.

Shut up you fucking cunt.

I love what this person posted in the comments:

[quote]She was meant to be the representation of the Olympic Spirit and of Sequana. Loosen the clutch on your pearls. If you don’t know Greek History, maybe don’t try and dismantle the Department of Education. Sounds like it’s a much needed department. Not everything is always about Christianity.

She's a batshit lunatic, just like her asshole brother.

R82 she didn’t speak about this one because he asked her not to

R85 none of that is true.

R93 false. Andrea Barber and Candace remained close friends ever since Full House and are still very close to this day. They just don’t discuss politics with one another

[quote]Jodie and the actress who played Kimmy, Andrea Barber, are very close (they host a podcast together). I get the sense that’s always been the case and Candace was always sort of her own entity.

Actually, I saw something where they've spoken about this before and Andrea and Candace were always close, and Jodie was on the outskrits, like a kid sister, mirroring the show. I don't think Jodie kept up with Andrea and Candace that frequently in the years following the show. It seems at some point, guessing around the reboot, Andrea and Jodie became closer and distance started to grow with Candace. I'm assuming it was probably because Candace increasingly became a problematic, hateful, cunt.

Jodie Sweetin always has to respond indirectly

Has Deidre Hall commented yet?

R133 Candace and Andrea are still close. They understand and respect each other. Jodie and Candace don’t speak much and Candace doesn’t follow Jodie on social media. But Candace and Andrea are still close. She has her own podcast about faith.

Jodie went down a bad path post Full House.

Thanks for the update Candace!

She types speshul.

Go back to eating your three-headed god's flesh and drinking his blood, you cannibal cunt,

I want her for The View..

[quote]Jodie went down a bad path post Full House.

She was always my favorite

[quote]Jodie went down a bad path post Full House.

You seem so invested in this, OP.

I've recently seen a lot of interviews of and about Jodie Sweetin and she seems like a solid person. I found it interesting that on more than one occassion people praised her as a kid for having phenomenal comedic timing. Both Dave Coulier and John Stamos tell stories about how when they first did the table read for Full House, they were worried both worried about Jodie because she was so good. After the read, Stamos pulled Coulier aside and tried to plot a way to get Jodie off the show, because he was worried she was going to upstage them.

I didn't really watch Full House, but from the little Ive seen, she didn't impress me that much. Anyone else watch it and think she was a comedic genius?

R142 that never happened.

Stamos did try getting the Olsen twins fired though

[quote]…but from the little Ive seen, she didn't impress me that much.

How rude!

R143 Dave Coulier tells the story on his podcast about Stamos trying to get Sweetin off the show.

Do these people realize how many people they turn away from religion?

By the standards of the show, she was Lenny Bruce

Andrea Barber has a “faith” podcast? Is she a nutter too?

She has smiling bitch face.

EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY WAS IN THE OLYMPICS SO THEY SHOULD HONOR JESUS~~~~~~~

[quote] was Sequana

I knew a girl in North Philadelphia named Sequana.

Which God do I need to pray to to heal my crotch rot?

She has such a mean face. Beaming smile that doesn’t touch those beady, steely, heartlessly cold eyes. Kind of person who’d be saccharine sweet to your face then totally eviscerate you behind your back.

^ 🙌🏼 🍾🥂

Venus flytrap smile

Stop giving this cunt oxygen on here. She isn't even famous.

No, it’s not Andrea who has the faith podcast, R148. Candace does. Andrea cohosts a podcast with Jodie, and both seem very liberal.

I’ve also heard the stories about everyone thinking Jodie was going to be the breakout star. Apparently she was precociously bright, an early reader, and had perfect comic timing even in that first year, when I believe she was like four or maybe five.

[quote]I’ve also heard the stories about everyone thinking Jodie was going to be the breakout star.

How rude!

Poor Methanie

Jodie is doing stand up comedy now.

Candace Crème Brûlée is mentally ill.

I boo-hoo for her.

Everyone should just go to Candace's social media and comment how "weird," they find her posts.

[quote]Jodie is doing stand up comedy now.

Jodie also did a few Hallmark Christmas movies, although obviously not even a fraction of the number Candace did. Jodie's last Hallmark movie was two years ago.

R163 Indeed. She strikes me as the type who hates it when people don't think she's sweet or kind. She truly believes she's the most virtuous person that ever lived because of her undying devotion to the Lord Jesus Christ and she plays the victim when someone calls her out. See her spat with Jojo Siwa as an example. I can't stand Siwa either to be honest, but when she called Candace out, she said something like "it really hurts me when people think I would ever want to cause offence, because I'm so nice and friendly, I love everyone, how could anyone ever think badly of sweet lil me? :( :( ".

My mother is a practising Catholic but she's not a fundie, so she keeps her faith to private prayer and going to church once a week. She doesn't reference God or her faith at any other time. It's when people make religion part of everything that it comes across as crazy. Examples being quoting Bible verses in social media profiles, or constantly referencing God in everything - eg if they do something good, it's always labelled as "I did this because of the strength the Lord gave me. He sent me on this path to test me, but he knew I could prevail with His strength". They just sound odd and totally brainwashed.

R165 It's always people who make it their entire ide with who are using it to hide some dark, nasty, shit.

You mean when people weaponize religion, weaponize Jesus’ words to divide and conquer? What of it?

Playing peekaboo through that hard center part is heartbreaking. On a woman her age it says so many sad and weird things.

Who is this christo-harridan?

Candace reminds me of a T Shirt I saw in a store window years ago. It said "Jesus loves you. Everybody else thinks you're a cunt."

Anyone who has to say "I like everyone" doesn't.

She should do what any other tradwife does: put an apron on, smile a lot, and speak only when spoken to.

She has to talk, she's the bread winner.

Jodie Sweetin is still making movies for Hallmark. She has a new one coming out in the fall.

[quote]Many were. There has been backlash all over the world over this.

There absolutely hasn't been backlash "all over the world" R5. The only whining and complaining has specifically come from American Christians. All of this "backlash" has been purposely created, curated and amplified by the hard right-wing media such as Murdoch media, News Max etc. Real people in other countries don't give a flying fuck about this and look down on American Christians hatred of everything and everybody else with disgust and embarrassment.

OMG R25! That's one of the most extreme cases of gay face I've ever seen!

Does anyone have a clip to the segment from the opening ceremony? I think it's been scrubbed

R177, see link below.

Note in advance its on a Gay Republican's Tik Tok page, who was, like Candace, very offended by it.

R178 It's so inoffensive. When I watch it, I just think it's cheesy and bad, but nowhere near close to being offensive.

She needs to die

After which she'll be martyred and sainted as St. Candace of Perpetual Bullshit.

Her son is so obviously gay.

I've known a few guys like him in my life. Obviously gay and keep their hookups with men secret while pretending to live a straight life because their parents are rich AF and homophobic bigots and they don't want to get disowned and cut off from the money train. It's an old, old story.