Chelsea Handler Responds to JD Vance

JFC, she's only 49?!

She, like JD Vance, is a terrible person. Next.

[quote]You’ve got Hollywood celebrities saying, ‘Oh, well, J.D. Vance, what if your daughter suffered fertility problems?' Well, first of all, that’s disgusting because my daughter is two years old. And second of all, if she had fertility problems, as I said in that speech, I would try everything I could to try to help her because I believe families and babies are a good thing

How exactly would he help her with her fertility issues? Teach her how to do it doggy-style?

Love her.

Her response is awesome!!

Love it

I miss Chelsea Lately. She always made me laugh.

Chelsea's new teeth are quite, well, large.

Chelsea Handler at her best is a razor sharp comic and this certainly proves it.

Unfortunately years of alcohol abuse and poor cosmetic surgery choices have left her with a face that even inches of pancake can't save.

I always liked her show but it spiraled down into a big wet fart. And it seems Fayes' deep discount oral surgeon must have had a BOGO special that was too tempting to pass up.

" I grew up in New Jersey in the ’80s where everyone had a couch in their basement and I know a couch fucker when I see one.”

I spent 22 years with a guy from New Jersey, believe me, they fuck more than couches, they fuck anything

Fuck her.

[quote] Chelsea Handler at her best is a razor sharp comic

Said no one ever.

Boy. When did she get surgery to look like Tina Turner?

More like Serena Williams.

She’s nothing without Chuy.

Chelsea Handler is mean, nasty and NOT funny.

However, in this case, she did well.

r15 I didn't realize Chuy was DEAD TO ME.