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Chelsea Handler Responds to JD Vance

This is brilliant. Read through to the end.

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by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2024 10:10 AM

JFC, she's only 49?!

by Anonymousreply 1July 28, 2024 8:18 PM

She, like JD Vance, is a terrible person. Next.

by Anonymousreply 2July 28, 2024 8:19 PM

[quote]You’ve got Hollywood celebrities saying, ‘Oh, well, J.D. Vance, what if your daughter suffered fertility problems?' Well, first of all, that’s disgusting because my daughter is two years old. And second of all, if she had fertility problems, as I said in that speech, I would try everything I could to try to help her because I believe families and babies are a good thing

How exactly would he help her with her fertility issues? Teach her how to do it doggy-style?

by Anonymousreply 3July 28, 2024 8:20 PM

Love her.

by Anonymousreply 4July 28, 2024 9:26 PM

Her response is awesome!!

by Anonymousreply 5July 29, 2024 9:08 AM

Love it

by Anonymousreply 6July 29, 2024 9:12 AM

I miss Chelsea Lately. She always made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 7July 29, 2024 9:26 AM

Chelsea's new teeth are quite, well, large.

by Anonymousreply 8July 29, 2024 9:31 AM

Chelsea Handler at her best is a razor sharp comic and this certainly proves it.

Unfortunately years of alcohol abuse and poor cosmetic surgery choices have left her with a face that even inches of pancake can't save.

I always liked her show but it spiraled down into a big wet fart. And it seems Fayes' deep discount oral surgeon must have had a BOGO special that was too tempting to pass up.

by Anonymousreply 9July 29, 2024 11:12 AM

" I grew up in New Jersey in the ’80s where everyone had a couch in their basement and I know a couch fucker when I see one.”

I spent 22 years with a guy from New Jersey, believe me, they fuck more than couches, they fuck anything

by Anonymousreply 10July 29, 2024 11:20 AM

Fuck her.

by Anonymousreply 11July 29, 2024 1:01 PM

[quote] Chelsea Handler at her best is a razor sharp comic

Said no one ever.

by Anonymousreply 12July 29, 2024 1:02 PM

Boy. When did she get surgery to look like Tina Turner?

by Anonymousreply 13July 29, 2024 8:52 PM

More like Serena Williams.

by Anonymousreply 14July 29, 2024 9:06 PM

She’s nothing without Chuy.

by Anonymousreply 15July 29, 2024 9:17 PM

Chelsea Handler is mean, nasty and NOT funny.

However, in this case, she did well.

by Anonymousreply 16July 30, 2024 1:33 AM

r15 I didn't realize Chuy was DEAD TO ME.

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by Anonymousreply 17July 30, 2024 10:10 AM
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