Meghan Markle jets into NY for high-powered Hamptons business summit

Wearing a signature ill-fitted outfit with the usual dragging palazzo pants. Has no one told her palazzos are for tall women?

No-one cares about this stupid woman.

Murdoch NY Post links give clickdollars and SEO to people who hate gays.

Poor, jealous op.

Seethe, KG. SEETHE.

Cartier necklace, a stack of Cartier bangles. She’s still a tacky wannabe influencer at heart. Kate would never be so nouveau riche and gauche, but I suppose that’s a given.

Thanks for the link, OP! I want to do everything possible to annoy the spammer at r3. I will click twice, in fact!

[quote] Wearing a signature ill-fitted outfit with the usual dragging palazzo pants. Has no one told her palazzos are for tall women?

Her pants are all wrinkled.

Actually, r4, Meghan would be jealous of me as a 5' 10" 135 lb female. Envy is a hallmark of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Truth.

She looks pretty skinny, though. I didn't recognize her in that last photo until I read the caption. She looks like Generic Rich Brunette.

It's hilarious that she showed up in that crowd wearing herusual wrinkled, ill-fitting clothing she has on loan. And what exactly could she offer that group? Using blow job skills to land a dim-witted prince? It's not like she's been successful at anything else she's attempted.

She is a farce, and every attendee there knows it.

ROFL look at all the new GOOP fans here! Who'da thunk it?? Markle shows up and all of a sudden you all think Reese Witherspoon and Mariska Hargitay are high society. How funny.

They are certainly high society compared to Duchess D-list

Op is a lonely cat woman who's voting for Kamala because she loves smart successful black women 😂

R12 - Learn to read.

Do you consider an empiricist, r14? If so why?

Why are her pants dragging @ r1? Am I just not hip with the kids?

Ozempic face? A few extra pounds suit her better.

[quote] Why are her pants dragging @ [R1]?

Because everything she wears to high-profile events is given to her in order for her in exchange for promotion, and she's too cheap to have inappropriately-sized clothing altered.

Get her off my screen and don’t compare Kamala to her, Megyn Kelly.

Of course she flew private. But in whose plane?

WE WANT PRIVACY! WE WANT PRIVACY!

American Riviera Orchard is a terrible brand name. Plus the name has been out for months and still no products for sale. Just announcements about being the next Martha Stewart.

American Gold Digger is a terrible name!

Lanyards of the rich and famous

Reese Witherspoon looks like she's wearing a wig.

Gwyneth's hair looks real but bleached blonde to the hilt. The ends look super bedraggled. She needs a trim and a deep conditioner.

[quote] Meghan Markle Wore a Chic Sleeveless Nude Suit for a Surprise Hamptons Appearance

Naomi Watts and Reese Witherspoon were also part of the star-studded guest list.

As she gets ready to launch her highly-anticipated American Riviera Orchard brand, Meghan Markle made a surprise appearance in the Hamptons to mingle with fellow female business owners and potential investors. On Friday, the Suits alum reportedly jetted into New York to attend the G9 Summer Summit, which was hosted by Goop and Bumble investor Amy Griffin at her home in the Hamptons. As she joined her friends, designer Misha Nonoo and makeup guru Victoria Jackson, at the high-powered event, Markle suited up in a chic sleeveless nude vest paired with matching wide-legged pants.

In photos shared on social media by her fellow attendees, the Duchess of Sussex could be seen putting a fresh twist on business-casual attire in St. Agni co-ords in a breezy, oversized fit. The linen vest, which showed off Markle’s toned shoulders, featured a single button on the front and a longer design that extended midway down her thighs. She complemented the office-ready piece with a pair of matching neutral linen pants, which had a baggy fit and a slight flare at the bottom. The stylish royal accessorized with layers of dainty gold necklaces and bracelets from Cartier and Ariel Gordon, and oversized black statement sunglasses from Heidi Merrick. She chose to wear her dark hair up in an effortless bun with face-framing pieces for the event.

Cosmetics maven Bobbi Brown and Worthy author Jamie Kern Lima shared photos of Markle on Instagram. The Duchess of Sussex smiled for a selfie with Spanx founder Sara Blakely and Lima, whom she reportedly took a private jet with to come to the event, per Page Six. In Brown’s photo, Markle could be seen posing alongside the beauty brand founder and designer Misha Nonoo.

According to Page Six, the budding entrepreneur attended the event to get some pointers from fellow businesswomen ahead of the launch of American Riviera Orchard. She was in good company, as People reported that celebrities like Reese Witherspoon, Julianne Hough, Naomi Watts, and Mariska Hargitay were in attendance to rep their brands, as well as company heads for Bumble, Spanx, Supergoop, and Flow.

Markle has yet to announce when she plans to officially release American Riviera Orchard’s first product to the public (although an early jam drop already has gotten significant buzz). However, it looks like she’s getting advice from the best movers and shakers in the industry to make sure the launch goes as smoothly as possible.

As if she went there to learn anything. She already knows everything!!

But we can't go to the UK, it's not safe !

Highly anticipated? Uh, ok. How can she make a "surprise appearance?" Wasn't she invited, or did she crash this event?

A laughable piece of PR puffery if ever there was one @ r27

lol when she walks up, you walk away

She looks awfully thin.

But can she fold a fitted bed sheet?

American Riviera Orchard is her brand? Thats definitely one word too many.

American Riviera DumpsterFire

She looks a little heavy in OP’s pic, no?

She’s spending Harry’s money?

It's rumored that one of their American Riviera products will be called "Prince Harry in a Can."

R3 What is a clickdollar, exactly? Can you define it please?

Why is she dressed like that? The pants are too big, and the vest is ill fitting and doesn't remotely complement her upper body.

Diana was always on point. Even for a casual occasion, everything fit to a T.

I'm bored just looking at Markle, I can't even imagine what she tried to say.

And do something with that hair and those Groucho Marx eyebrows.

Shit, all these celebs kissing her ass a couple of years back, yet she can't get a recommendation from any of them for a good stylist?

NO.ONE Will Work With Her

She presents as a druggie!

WTF?? Another botox vein?

Jeeze, she is a hot mess.

She's had the beside-the-nose botox thing in the above iteration. Now it's Ozempic face all the way baby!

[quote]Has no one told her palazzos are for tall women?

In my official capacity as Diana 2.0, I AM tall.

Peasant.

She looks great, though she should have had the outfit tailored to fit her properly. If the outfit were truly on loan, the stylist or designer wouldn’t allow her to walk out of the fitting with a hem hitting the floor, hence the palazzo pants could easily tear and accumulate dirt, dust, etc.

Also, I recall reading that she has hung out with Goop, privately.

[quote]She looks great,

Hi Meghan.

[quote]Also, I recall reading that she has hung out with Goop, privately.

Goop would never allow this grifting bitch into her house where she will take pictures, nor would she risk being seen with her in public. So I highly doubt this happened.

Hanging out with Goop? Is that like when she she had her and Haz-no balls papped going into a restaurant while Cameron Diaz and Benji were standing outside and Megzilla claimed that they had dinner with them?

Hmmm…

Leanne Morgan was there, probably telling Meghan what’s on sale at Costco.

[quote]The Sussexes reportedly went on a quadruple date in Santa Barbara.

The key word here is 'reportedly'.

Probably coincidentally dining in the same restaurant at the same time only, at another table, but her PR embellishes to make a story

Wal*Mart Wallis is cheap as fuck. No way would Goop be photographed with such a cosmetic dysfunction. On what planet did WW look great? Her waist/stomach area looked massive.

Walmart Wallis, the D-List Duchess!

What did they do for her birthday?

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R57 They’ll keep checking her voicemail to see why there are no messages - faulty! Fucking Apple!

The Royal Family doesn't want them, and neither do A-list celebrities. What are they going to do?

We want them!

An invitation to Goop’s house isn’t what it once was

Did they stay in Goop's Poophouse?