2024 U.S. Olympic Men's Gymnastics Team

Asher Hong is 5’1.

Why is this question a poll?

Malone is engaged to a woman (they've shown her on camera) and big-time MAGA. No thanks.

Brody Malone is finished.

He should just become a gay porn star. He already has a gay porn star name.

Malone is a Stanturd—flop city.

I have doubts about STephen and Paul

Gymnasts are almost always homunculi.

Nedoroscik is cute as hell. When he took his big nerd glasses off and squinted before he got on the pummel horse, he was adorable.

I've always been attracted to the hot nerdy types.

That picture of him in OP's post, though, is awful. He's much better looking than that.

R8 For you, dear.

R9 Nice nipple!

Frederick“Flips” Richard. Its his nickname on his instagram account, can't make this stuff up. I liked in the clip last night on the Olympics how he is described as the cocky one on his team and kissed his biceps. Woof, I can see why he's so COCKy.

Nedoroscik looks more mathlete than athlete.

R12 That's why I love him.

They won the bronze, thanks to the nerd's flawless pummel horse performance!

It's like watching miniature people perform.

Wow, they even make the Queer Eye 5 look attractive.

He’ll get pummeled alright!

Does Brody Malone take it up the arse?

Paul Juda is adorable.

R18. Hell no. Up the ass, yes.

r14

They would have won the bronze without him and he did a safer routine to make sure he could it

R21 His routine was rated with a higher degree of difficulty than any of the other guys'.

r21

Yes it was but he did an easier routine to make sure he was secure for the team... He did a 6.5 difficulty in prelims and a 6.2 today to make sure he could hit

Thankfully the US would have won even if he had fallen... the US won with over 2 points over Great Britain... Depending on what he fell on, he could have fallen twice and still the US would have still won the bronze

From those photos, Brody Malone appears to have gayface.

R24 I think he's married. To a woman.

He's a whore, just like his sister Nomi.

R25 If he's a fundie that means nothing.

Brody is engaged and he is super MAGA but he did say that going to college made him realize a lot of what he was told growing up was incorrect... I think he was referring to gays

Paul Juda and Stephen are both bossy bottoms

Unfortunately it seems both have wives or are engaged (?) These guys are wayy to young for me I'm in my 40s but I can look. And I can remember growing up always being horny for the muscular guys at the Olympics! Woof.

What is going on in this picture ???

R31 I dunno, but I'd like to join in.

BRODY STRAIGHT??!!

I’m surprised that Brody seems to be straight but not surprising due to his upbringing

I’m more surprised that Paul is

Did anyone see the gag-inducing tale of triumph over adversity for Malone? His very hot father was featured… big, burly and bearded, he almost started crying in his barn talking about Brody. I HATE these background pieces.

Frederick Richards is very handsome, the handsomest guy on that team, and he has great arms and a lovely torso. But those skinny legs are a deal-breaker, a real turnoff.

Brody is clearly closeted. I can see.itneven.eith my glasses off.

Steve and Fred are the two cuties, IMO.

R21, Excuse you? You know more than any other commentator on this topic?

The teams had, and had to have, 5 members. Five. Whom would you have suggested as #5 instead of Stephen? Let's have the name, because there is no-one in the US better on the pommel horse.

Also, a different fifth member might have screwed up on a preceding piece of apparatus, because that gymnast would have been in it as an All-Around, unlike Specialist Nedoroscik.

Thus, a different teammate might have meant Team USA would NOT have been in a position to medal.

Moreover, that Stephen slightly changed his difficult routine did not mean it became EASIER than others', because it was not. His arm strength in elevating his entire body was superior.

Finally, even Nedoroscik might have faltered under the pressure. That is, he could have single-handedly LOST the team's Bronze Medal.

But he did not.

And yes, gymnasts, male and female, often have short spark-plug physiques, just as there are lanky "swimmers' bodies" and extra-tall basketball builds.

Nedoroscik is listed as 5'7" and in some places as 5'5". Obviously his stature suits his skill.

Jus plug in someone else's score from Qualifying and see if they still would have won.

You have to take comments.from.thr commentators with a grain of salt... especially US commentators. They're the same ones who exclaim Kerri Steug eon the Gold for the US when in fact they didn't even need her to vault.

That being said, I like Stephens pommels routine and I'm glad he got to have his moment.

R29, Stephen has a girlfriend, a gymnast.

thank you r41

well said

r42

in canada?

So just to answer the question, replace Stephen's score with Fred's score from Quals and the US would still have won Bronze.

Again though, I'm glad Stephen had his moment.

“Plug” was used in consecutive posts in different contexts. Kudos, DLers!

Going back to commentators... they choose their words intentionally to create the narrative they want to create.

The US Men's Team won Bronze by almost 2.5 points over the GBR team. They tell you that Stephen needs to hit the best routine of his life in order for the US to medal and he does and Stephen becomes a hero!

Alternatively, if they were covering the US Women's Team with the same point spread, the commentary would have been, "Simone is up last and she can fall two times and the US will still win the Gold because they're so dominant and so far ahead!"

[quote] Paul Juda and Stephen are both bossy bottoms

I imagine Paul’s ass is absolutely stunning. Pink, perky and pristine.

Stephen talking about his hot girlfriend who has been taking his creamy loads for 8 years!

Stephen is a respectable 5'7". The pommel horse is the best gymnastics specialty for taller men.

Gymnast Stephen Nedoroscik emerges as the internet’s new #1 babygirl:

The obsession continues

Poor Su Weide must be on suicide watch.

[quote] The US Men's Team won Bronze by almost 2.5 points over the GBR team. They tell you that Stephen needs to hit the best routine of his life in order for the US to medal and he does and Stephen becomes a hero!

It may have created that impression, but I heard one of the NBC commentators say before Stephen did his routine that Stephen just needed not to fall off for the U.S. to medal. The medal did depend on Stephen, but it just required him not to terribly mess up, since his average score would be sufficient for the bronze.

Again, he could have fallen off twice and stumbled on the landing and they would have still won Bronze.

Well the Chinese lost what, plus or minus 3 points, on just one rotation —stranger things could have happened.

Simone Biles could have had cardiac arrest on the floor routine, and Italy would have snagged the gold medal!

I'm so happy that Stephen hit every routine and he just won the bronze!

Wrong thread…

..and he flopped.

r58

uh...?

nedoroscik is SO FUCKING ADORKABLE!!!!!

Stevie got Bronze, and with that competition he was lucky to medal. I trust he is grateful, for he seems like a humble sort with his head on straight.

Frankly, it's about time the "USA! USA!" learned to appreciate and value all three podium positions.

R59 the Olympic threads bypassed this lame thread several days ago. Catch up—-or are you a PSU alum?

It's funny that in USA MAG a bronze is a win but in WAG it would be a disappointment

R55, Nobody really thought Nedoroscik would falter significantly, but---and not to beat a dead Pommel Horse---stranger failures have happened in the wide world of sports.

Heck, just look at Brody Malone.

The "Stephen shouldn't be gling to Paris" folks look even dumber today. Only American man to win a medal other than team here. Hell, the only American man to even qualify for any of the six apparatus finals. And we all know how the two Americans bombed in the AA final.

👍, r65.

R63, what's shocking is that we could actually field a MAG team. The sport has withered to the point where I believe there are only 15 NCAA mens college teams.

Nedoroscik's super hairy armpits are SENDING me today

me too!

[quote] Nedoroscik's super hairy armpits are SENDING me

Sending you where?

The media has dubbed him “Pommel Horse Guy”

R70: To the store for a Lady Schick razor, Rose.

I know the math supports it, but a country that wins bronze in team event to qualify for only one position in one apparatus final seems incongruent.

It’s not a geometry proof, for chrissakes!

R68 imagine how hairy the crotch and under carriage is.

R75: It's why he needs to Pommel the Horse, the swinging around is how he airs that all out...for me.

R73

The competition that determined who continues to event finals was not the competition where they actually won the medal in the team. There were some legitimate people who would be buying for medals had they not fucked up definitely Brody would have been in high bar finals maybe Fred

Gosh, talk about ugly. They will never hold a candle to the likes of Alexei Nemov, both in terms of talent and looks.

R76, you misspelled my name.

[quote]Alexei Nemov, both in terms of talent and looks.

Yeah, but tiny meat. Trust someone who has had him.

More passion! More energy!

WOOT! 🎉

I just a GREAT ticket near the Pommel Horse!

Don't say I never gave yas nothin'!

THE GOLD OVER AMERICA OLYMPIC GYMNASTS TOUR 2024!

Milk it!

[quote]THE GOLD OVER AMERICA OLYMPIC GYMNASTS TOUR 2024!

I used to go to the figure skaters and the gymnasts Olympic tours years ago, but looking at the prices, I can't justify going anymore.

R85, I went to the Ice Skating one with Nathan Chen and Jason Brown; so awesome to have Nathan do a Quad right in front of me (really. I had front row floor)!

In my experience, the figure skating Olympic tours have been better than the gymnast tours. The action of figure skating is innately more aesthetically pleasing.

Fred needs a haircut and no more cheese puffs.

I actually don't like Nedorosucks. There's somethng offputting about his demeanor.

Have any of you been to a Dancing With the Stars tour?

R89 prior to the media creation of his persona, he was known by his fellow Team USA gymnasts as being a bit of an asshole.

Brody sure enjoys tossing Stephen around. Any excuse to touch him and "accidentally" graze his junk!

[quote] What is going on in this picture ???

[quote] see offsite link on ibb.co

I would caption it… “DAT’S THE POMMEL JOB!!!”

Sorry… sucked linking that picture a second time.

R91? Sure, Jan.

Yes, r90. The "Carlton Dance" Season 19 tour with Alfonso Ribeiro. He served as the host. Thoroughly enjoyable!

And a 2007 "So You Think You Can Dance" tour with Pasha Kovalev, so beautiful!

Some are.also shocked Brody's a Magat.

[quote] nedoroscik is SO FUCKING ADORKABLE!!!!!

He's nedorable.

[quote]Brody sure enjoys tossing Stephen around. Any excuse to touch him and "accidentally" graze his junk!

If it's part of a celebration I don't think it would be a "bad touch". It's probably a grey area.

Sam Mikaluk probably joins in.

r91

details? I had never heard anything like that

These Still Rings guys are tough monkeys, man.

R100? It's called "trolling fiction."

R100 he used to go live on Tik Tok and make comments about his fellow teammates/competitors which weren't always kind... but he of course was just joking, just joking!

Still Monkeys is the name of my new band.

I know he's not USA bur Carlos is adorable... he seems like a pocket gay

[quote] I know he's not USA

What does that have to do with whether he’s adorable?

r106

look at the thread's title

[quote] Paul Juda and Stephen are both bossy bottoms I imagine Paul’s ass is absolutely stunning. Pink, perky and pristine.

And highly plowable.

I have less respect for Paul Juda after seeing him with this thing.

R109, she must have a great personality.

R110 and a very used asshole.

Stevie Pommel Horse was on "The Jimmy Fallon Show" last night! He looked very cool (his shiny black loafers sans socks seemed new). He was a great guest, enthusiastic about his medalling. Audience loved him.

And because Jimmy is Jimmy, he challenged Stevie to solve a Rubik's Cube that Jimmy addititionally twisted out of alignment right then.

15 seconds. 👍

15 seconds to solve the cube? So he's one of those that masters the tricks to get competition level times then. Interesting hobby. Is he on the spectrum? And NO, I am not the autistic troll.

R113, He must have been nervous on "Fallon," as Stephen's usual RC solution is under 10 seconds!

And am I the first to note his cute little Olympic red feets?!

A former college gymnast told me the worst thing was they all shaved their crotches. He never understood why. He said no manscaping is done at all now, to protect their skin from shaving-related infections.